Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 movie quotes bring the laughs to the film which brings another set of stories about the Marvel characters. The superhero movie was written and directed by James Gunn based on the comic characters created by Jan Abnett and Andy Lanning. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 opened theatrically in the United States on May 5, 2017.
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, the Guardians, including Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), Gamora (Zoe Saldana), Drax (Dave Bautista) and Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper) plus newcomer Baby Groot (voiced by Vin Diesel) are back to save the galaxy once more. While team guard batteries for Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki), batteries that Gamora's sister Nebula (Karen Gillan) tries to steal, the Guardians crash land on a planet after a drone attack.
A mysterious man helped the Guardians by destroying the drones and this man, Ego (Kurt Russell), reveals himself to be Peter's father. So not only do the Guardians have to deal with saving the galaxy from enemies once more, Peter also is forced to face some personal feelings about his father, his family history and his love life.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was one of several highly anticipated spring 2017 movies along with Buster's Mal Heart, Sleight, How to Be a Latin Lover, and The Circle.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Movie Quotes,
You Feel Love
Mantis: When I touch someone I can feel their feelings. You feel love!
Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for just about everyone.
Mantis: No, sexual love
Peter Quill: No. No, I don't.
Mantis: For her!
Peter Quill: No!
Drax: She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!
Peter Quill: Dude! Come on! I think you're reacting a little bit!
Drax: You must be so embarrassed! Do me! Do me! Do me!
The Guardians meet with Mantis who senses some love between Peter Quill and Gamora. Despite denials in these Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 movie quotes, Peter Quill just might be in love with her.
Two-Time Galaxy Savers
Rocket: Are we really saving the galaxy, again?
Peter Quill: Yeah
Rocket: Great! We can jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers!
Now that the Guardians have saved the universe twice, Rocket sees an improved business model available to them. Sounds like their line of work pays pretty darn well.
Anybody Have Any Tape?
Rocket: Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button!
Peter Quill: Nobody has any tape!
Rocket: Not a single person has tape?
Peter Quill: You have an atomic bomb in your bag! If anyone is gonna have tape, it's you!
Rocket: I have to do everything!
Peter Quill: You are wasting a lot of time here!
Baby Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: That's a really bad sign.
Worrying that Baby Groot will mistakenly press the button on the bomb and blow them all up, Rocket seeks tape. While Rocket never finds tape, he does take up Peter Quill's attention, which would be better suited elsewhere.
So Here We Are
Peter Quill: So here we are, a thief, one thug, an assassin, a maniac and an angry little tree.
Peter Quill briefly introduces the Guardians of the Galaxy by giving each member a shout out. They sound like a motley bunch and indeed they are.
A Garden of the Galaxy
Nebula: Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy!
Gamora: Guardians of the Galaxy. Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?
Drax: Ha ha, so stupid!
Nebula's attempt to make fun of Gamora and the other Guardians of the Galaxy goes embarrassingly wrong in these Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 movie quotes. They're not gardens of the galaxy, though gardens are pretty awesome too.
Do You Need a Hug?
Drax: There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not.
Peter Quill: I get it, yes. I am a dancer, Gamora is not.
Drax: You just need to find a woman who's pathetic, like you.
Peter Quill: Thanks, buddy
Drax: Do you need a hug?
Peter Quill: No, I do not... No, I thought I said no.
Drax: You're welcome.
Drax takes it upon himself to cheer Peter Quill up after what appears to be a falling out with Gamora. Peter makes it pretty clear that he doesn't want a hug in these Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 movie quotes, but that doesn't stop Drax from giving him one.
I am Groot
Baby Groot: I am Groot.
Yondu: What's that?
Rocket: He says, welcome to the frickin Guardians of the Galaxy! Only he didn't use frickin.
When Rocket and Baby Groot meet Yondu in these Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 movie quotes, Rocket translates Baby Groot's words. Apparently that baby has quite the filthy mouth.
That Isn't True at All
Ayesha: Just who in the hell do you think you are?
Peter Quill: Well...
Ayesha: I see it within you, fear, jealousy, betrayal. It is our duty to cleanse the universe of this weakness.
Rocket: You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags but that isn't true at all.
Peter Quill: Dude!
Rocket: What? I'm using my wrong eye.
To put it nicely, due to Rocket's oblivious comments, the Guardians meeting with Ayesha doesn't exactly go well. Then again, it's not like the meeting was really going to be pleasant anyway.
Don't Push This Button
Rocket: The fate of the universe lies on your shoulders. Now whatever you do, don't push this button cause that will set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead! Now repeat back what I just said.
Baby Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: No! That is the button that will kill everyone! Try again!
Baby Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: Uh-huh
Baby Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: Uh-huh
Baby Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: No!
Rocket tries his best to explain to Baby Groot just how important that button is in these Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 movie quotes. Considering Baby Groot can only reply with "I am Groot," it's hard to tell if the miniature tree-like kid gets the message.