Snatched Movie Quotes

Snatched movie quotes bring the laughs to the film about a mother and daughter on an adventure-filled vacation in South America. The comedy movie was written by Katie Dippold and directed by Jonathan Levine. Snatched opened theatrically on May 12, 2017.

In Snatched, Emily (Amy Schumer) is excited to embark on a South American vacation with boyfriend Michael (Randall Park) when Michael suddenly breaks up with her. Sad and alone, Emily turns to her mother, Linda (Goldie Hawn), for comfort. Knowing Linda could use a break, Emily invites Linda on the vacation in Michael's place.

Everything is going well at their vacation resort, including Emily meeting a super hot guy, at least until Emily and Linda are kidnapped. Stuck in the jungle where they're held by criminals, mother and daughter must work together and break out of their comfort zones if they are to survive and return home in one piece.

Snatched movie quotes provide the dialogue for the film just as other movie quotes lists do for their respective movies including for 3 Generations, The Dinner, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 and Buster's Mal Heart.  

Linda: Why did I ever let you talk me into this?
Emily: I should have just listened to you. I love you!
Linda: This is great but we really gotta get out of here, you know?
Emily: Yeah, we should get out of here. Okay. 
 
It's nice that Emily and Linda are bonding on their South American vacation, but that is cut short by their pesky kidnapping. There's no time for the mushy stuff now as they need to escape.

Emily: Listen, I need your help. Mom and I got kidnapped. 
...
State Department Official: State Department
Jeffrey: My mom and my sister, they've been taken. I imagine you have a commando squad for underground criminals who were tried for a crime they didn't commit.
State Department Official: Sounds like the A-Team.
Jeffrey: It is the A-Team. Do you have an A-Team?

With access to a phone, Emily calls her brother, Jeffrey, back home to plea for help. Jeffrey tries to get help from the State Department, but fails miserably.

Emily: We need an amazing adventure.
...
Linda: Where the hell are we?
James: It's the scenic route.

When Emily talks about taking Linda on an amazing adventure, she didn't necessarily mean getting kidnapped in a foreign country. Unfortunately, that's exactly what's happening in these Snatched movie quotes.

Emily: Why are you dressed like Powder? 
Linda: The sun is very dangerous. 
Emily: Mom, it feels like you're putting on a lot.
Linda: No, just, you need it here.
Emily: Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs, we're going out. 
Linda: Emily, I am not going out at night. 
Emily: Everything shouldn't be so scary. 
Ruth: Oh, it damn well should! One in four tourists are kidnapped! 
Emily: Not true!
Ruth: One, two, three, somebody's missing.  

Hoping to get mother Linda out of her shell, Emily suggests they go out for a night on the town. To Emily's demise, Ruth shows up preaching the dangers of tourism in the area.

James: Hey, do you mind if I join you?
Emily: Hey, that dude is talking...
James: No, sorry, you
Emily: Uh, not you, it was me. Can you kind of beat it cause you're a distraction.
James: What brings you down here? Are you on vacation here with your boyfriend?
Emily: No, I'm just here with, um, my mom. 

When James asks to join the conversation in these Snatched movie quotes, at first Emily thinks he's talking to the beautiful woman beside her. So when Emily learns that James wants to talk to her, she quickly disperses with the competition.

Emily: Here's to nothing getting in the way of our adventure. 
Michael: Emily, I can't go to South America.
Emily: Wait, wait, what?
Michael: Also, I'm breaking up with you. 
Emily: When?
Michael: Like right now. This is it. You're in the middle of it. 
Emily: You don't want to lose this!
Michael: No, just stop!

Emily cannot believe that boyfriend Michael is not just ditching their planned trip to South America but also breaking up with her. She's trying to deny his breakup, not that she really has a choice.

Emily: I'm going to get us out of here.
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Emily: Do you think that guy is okay?
Linda: I saw his brains.
Emily: Why can't you just make me feel better?

Emily fights to protect herself and her mother by hitting a man in the head with a shovel. Emily instantly feels regret for possibly killing the man and Linda doesn't make her feel any better about that act.

Emily: I met a man.
Linda: Well, drinking with a man in a foreign country is the smart, responsible thing to do.

Though Emily is a grown woman, it doesn't stop Linda for offering motherly advice, such as in these Snatched movie quotes. Of course drinking with a stranger in a foreign country isn't the smartest thing to do, but it sure can be fun.

Emily: Hi
Linda: Hi, when does the next bus leave?
Bartender: The bus doesn't leave for about 36 hours but I know a man who can take care of you.
Linda: Oh yeah, no, I'm sure he could. This is how sex slavery starts. 
Bartender: Listen, no, you don't have to worry about that. Those kinds of people want young, beautiful females. You're safe. 
Linda: Oh, well, yeah, that's good. 
Emily: Okay, how dare you? Like, that is so rude. That's crazy.
Linda: Well...
Emily: No, like how dare you? That's my mother. But if you think it would be safer for me to like go hide and then she meets your friend who knows how to get us to...
Linda: No, I don't want you to do that. 
Bartender: No, you're both safe. 
Emily: How do you mean?
Bartender: Your poofy face will protect you. 

Seeking help to escape from the area, Emily and Linda approach a young male bartender to ask about the bus in these Snatched movie quotes. He gives them bus info, but also some hard truths about their desirability for sex slavery.

Waiter: Welcome!
Emily: Oh, thank you, um, that's check in, right?
Waiter: Welcome!
Linda: No, thank you so much, no... Oh, thank you very much. What's this?
Waiter: Welcome!
Linda: Whale what?
Emily: Welcome
Linda: Welcome
Emily: They're not serving whale semen.

One part misunderstanding and one part accent leads to quite the embarrassing situation when Emily and Linda check into their resort in these Snatched movie quotes. As crazy as it sounds, Linda, at least for a second, believes that they serve whale semen at this beautiful place.