Spider-Man: Homecoming Movie Quotes

Spider-Man: Homecoming movie quotes provide the dialogue for the film which follows some of the early years of the web-wielding superhero Spider-Man. John Watts directed the movie using a screenplay Jonathan Goldstein, John Francis Daley, Jon Watts, Christopher Ford, Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers wrote based on the character created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. Spider-Man: Homecoming opened theatrically on July 7, 2017.

In Spider-Man: Homecoming, Peter Parker (Tom Holland) is fresh off an adventure with the Avengers and eager to superhero more, however, Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) informs him that he's just not ready. So Peter cuts back on his high school duties to take an internship with Tony, despite now owning the Spider-Man suit and feeling ready to take the next step.

So when Adrian Toomes (Michael Keaton) pops up, many years after his salvage company was shut out of work, partly because of Tony Stark, and begins to threaten war, Peter feels the need to step up. But with little experience and only a handful of training, this effort will either make Spider-Man a legit Avenger or end disastrously bad. 

Spider-Man: Homecoming joined theaters in the peak of the summer 2017 movie season alongside the likes of Atomic Blonde, Girls Trip, 47 Meters Down, and All Eyez on Me.  

Adrian Toomes/Vulture: I want you to understand, I’ll do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I’m talking about, so don’t mess with me, because I will kill you and everybody you love.

Adrian Toomes is determined to protect his family, even if that means killing innocent people as noted in this Spider-Man: Homecoming movie quotes. He's far from a good guy in this, but in his defense, he does represent a lot of the little guys in this world as he fights the establishment.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man: So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Do me a favor, can’t you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? Just stay close to the ground.

Now that he's had a taste of the Avengers, Peter Parker is eager to do a whole lot more. But as Tony Stark explains in these Spider-Man: Homecoming movie quotes, maybe he should just settle down for a bit.

Ned: You’re the Spider-Man from YouTube.
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Ned: Can you summon an army of spiders?
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: No, Ned, no
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Ned: Do you know him too?
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I stole his shield.
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Ned: Can I try the suit on? ... Badass

Peter is in an awkward situation when Ned catches him crawling on the ceiling in his Spider-Man suit. Like the best solution in most situations, Peter allows Ned to try on the suit to keep him quiet.

Adrian Toomes/Vulture: The rich and the powerful, like Stark, they don’t care about us. The world's changing, boys. Time we change too.

Adrian Toomes makes no mistake that he's no fan of the rich and powerful in his words in these Spider-Man: Homecoming movie quotes. He wants to close the gap between the average Joes and the wealthy and will do whatever it takes to do that.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man: These weapons are crazy dangerous.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Listen, Peter, forget the flying monster guy, there are people who handle this sort of thing.

Peter gets a hard look at just how powerful the weapons he carries are and feels like he needs to use them against Vulture. But as Tony Stark mentions in these Spider-Man: Homecoming movie quotes, people handle that work and those people don't yet include Peter.

Tony Stark/Iron Man: What if somebody had died? 
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I was just trying to be like you.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: I wanted you to be better. I’m going to need the suit back.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: But I’m nothing without this suit!
Tony Stark/Iron Man: If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it.

After getting into some trouble, Peter Parker gets a few choice words from Tony Stark. Peter thinks the suit makes him complete, but as Tony mentions in these Spider-Man: Homecoming movie quotes, if he feels that way, the suit isn't for him.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Finally, here we go.
Karen: Good evening, Peter.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Whoa!
Karen: You have 576 possible web shooter combinations.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: That is awesome.

Peter gets another taste of what his Spider-Man suit can do in a conversation with the suit's AI, Karen. Unfortunately, the scene in these Spider-Man: Homecoming movie quotes also give Peter a bit of an ego.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I can keep that suit?
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yeah, it doesn’t fit me.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: When’s our next retreat?
Tony Stark/Iron Man: What, next mission? We’ll call you, all right? That’s not a hug. I’m just grabbing the door for you. We’re not there yet. All right, kid, good luck out there.

After a brief adventure with the Avengers, Peter is feeling like part of the crew, especially as he has a new suit. But as Tony makes clear in these Spider-Man: Homecoming movie quotes, he's simply not there yet.

Ned: Hey, Peter. Are you going tonight?
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I can’t tonight. I got the Stark internship.
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Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Mr. Stark, here’s my report for tonight. I stopped a grand theft bicycle. Oh, I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro. So, that was nice. I just feel like I could be doing more.

A look at how Peter Parker grows as a person and a superhero under mentor Tony Stark is presented in these Spider-Man: Homecoming movie quotes. It's going pretty well for Peter, especially in the churro department.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I screwed up.
Aunt May: You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.

After his dangerous failure on a large boat, Peter discusses his regret with his aunt May. She tries to bring him back down to earth, but that's hard when he's a legit superhero.