Sisters movie quotes tells the story of two sisters who return to their childhood home for one last raging party before it is sold. The comedy film was written by Paula Pell and directed by Jason Moore. Sisters opened in theaters on December 18, 2015.
In Sisters, Katie (Tina Fey) and Maura Ellis (Amy Poehler) reunite as adults after some time away from each other. As part of their sisters reunion, they visit their childhood home only to learn that their parents had sold it and they are tasked with cleaning out their shared room.
While reminiscing, they have the urge to throw one last party before saying goodbye to the house. This idea is especially exciting to Katie who feels that the uptight Maura needs to break out of her post-divorce funk and let loose. The party, however, brings some interesting guests and learning experiences for all involved.
Co-starring Ike Barinholtz, Jon Cena and Maya Rudolph, Sisters opened alongside the likes of The Big Short, In the Heart of the Sea, Creed and The Danish Girl.
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Did You Fall on Something Sharp?
Maura: Did you fall on something sharp?
James: Yeah
Maura: It's my ballerina music box. It really is a beautiful melody. And we're done, nope!
Some sexy times with some candle wax and Maura turns quite painful for James when he falls on her ballerina music box. Just like out of a movie, it falls into quite the uncomfortable lower rear area of his body, then proceeds to spin.
My Safe Word is 'Keep Going'
Katie: You're the type of badass that I'm susceptible to.
Pazuzu: My safe word is "keep going."
Katie makes friends with the large, burly man at her party. She is into the badass type and he fits that description exactly.
You Do Need Lotion in There
Old Patient: I don't need lotion in there!
Maura: Ssshh! Yeah, you do need lotion in there.
Despite the wishes of an elderly male patient, Maura insists on applying lotion to him and all of his parts. Like other scenes, this is one part funny and one part cringeworthy.
Ellis Sister Reunion
Maura: Hey, girl!
Katie: Hey!
Maura: Ellis sister reunion!
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Katie: What's your deal?
Maura: I've been having a lot of fun!
Sisters Katie and Maura meet up at the airport where they've gathered for a reunion. They're back in their hometown after some time apart and eager to catch up.
We Cannot Have a Party
Katie: No! Mom and dad sold our childhood home! This should have been passed on!
Deana: All we need you to do is clean out your bedroom.
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Katie: It's a damn shame that you never had your night here.
Maura: We cannot have a party.
Katie: You've been divorced two years. You can't avoid putting yourself out there forever.
Maura: Do not work me like this!
When Katie and Maura learn that their parents have sold their childhood home, they are tasked with cleaning out their shared bedroom. In their reminiscing, they get an idea to have one last party before saying goodbye to the house.
That Cute Guy From Down the Street
Maura: We have so much to do.
Katie: You have to invite that cute guy from down the street.
Maura: Hi
James: Hi
Maura: I'm Maura.
James: I'm James.
Maura: I just wanted to say hi. So that's done.
Katie, a bit forcefully, encourages sister Maura to invite the cute landscaper they met earlier to their party. While Maura willingly says hello, she's not really into making much more conversation than that.
That Got Dirty Really Fast
Katie: We are looking for a yard artisan to do some work on our bushes.
Maura: I bet working on other people's bushes really makes you want to whack your weeds.
Katie: That was dirtier than I thought.
Maura: I'm sorry. That got dirty really fast.
The sisters see a landscaper at a nearby house and stop to share some steamy thoughts. All is going well until things get really naughty, really fast.
Let My Freak Flag Fly
Maura: I've been thinking.
Katie: Why?
Maura: Will you not drink tonight so I can let my freak flag fly?
Katie: I would love to!
In a hint that she might be ready to live again following her divorce, Maura asks Katie to remain sober at their party so she can let loose. Katie is more than willing to grant that favor.
Congrats on Your Wrestling Championship
Brinda: I heard you were having a party from someone who got invited! That's pretty sad!
Maura: That's a snazzy belt!
Brinda: Oh, thank you!
Katie: Yeah, congrats on your wrestling championship!
Katie and Maura run into old classmate Brinda at the local store where Brinda confronts them about not inviting her to their party. They don't apologize, rather take the opportunity to offend her once more.
I Don't Get This Dress
Katie: It's a lot of under-teat, but I think I'm getting away with it.
Store Employee: It's on backwards.
Maura: I don't get this dress. One of my apples keeps rolling out of the bag. I like the story it tells with the fringe. Oh, here we go.
The sisters head to a local clothing store to get glammed up for their party. The latest fashions, however, confuse them, especially regarding which side is the front and which the back.