Daddy's Home movie quotes bring the laughs as a straight-laced stepfather goes head to head with the wild and studly biological father of the children. The comedy film was written by Brian Burns, Sean Anders and John Morris. Anders also directs Daddy's Home, which opened in theaters on December 25, 2015.
In Daddy's Home, Brad (Will Ferrell) loves being a stepfather to his wife Sarah's (Linda Cardellini) two young children, Megan (Scarlett Estevez) and Dylan (Owen Vaccaro). The kids, however, are not as excited. So when their estranged biological father, Dusty (Mark Wahlberg) arrives to stay with the family, a battle between the dads erupts.
Between trying to wow the kids with bedtime rituals and gifts to tests of skill, including some that end with motorcycle accidents and injured Los Angeles Lakers cheerleaders, Brad and Dusty battle for the affection of the children, all in typical comedic form.
Daddy's Home hit theaters which were already roaring with other great films such as Joy, The Hateful Eight, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and Sisters.
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They Know Who's Been Around
Brad: So today's the day I'm finally meeting the father of my step kids. Am I nervous? Pepe, you know. I mean kids, at the end of the day, they know who's been around and... holy!
Pepe: [in Spanish] There is no doubt this man is your better in every way.
Brad: Well, you're kind to say that. Thank you!
Per Dusty's request, Brad waits at the airport alongside limp driver Pepe. Brad things the kids will not be taken by their father, Dusty, but Pepe is smitten without even meeting the guy.
One Down, Four Up
Dusty: Take her out. See what she could do. Remember, one down, four up.
Brad: Everyone knows it's one down, four up. Ahhh! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Sarah: Oh my god!
Dusty: Let's all just be grateful nobody got hurt, okay?
Brad: I got hurt!
Dusty: Right, just stay still. I'll get you.
Brad: No, please just go and get a shirt on.
In an attempt to show everyone just how tough he is, Brad tries to ride Dusty's motorcycle. Considering it ends with Brad stuck in a wall, let's just say this is a fail.
Nothing But Net
DJ The Whip: One lucky fan is going to get a chance to shoot from half court to win a family vacation to Disneyworld! And our lucky fan is sitting in section 113, row six, seat one. Where is he? Let's see it!
Brad: This one's for Dylan and Megan and Sarah and Dylan and nothing but net.
After being selected to try a half-court shot to win a family vacation, a clearly intoxicated Brad is eager for the chance. When he throws the basketball right at the face of a cheerleader, however, things get ugly.
I'm a Hot Habanero Pepper
Brad: I'm a hot habanero pepper right now.
Perhaps paying homage to his Zoolander line in which Mugatu, also portrayed by Will Ferrell, declares himself "a hot little potato," Brad describes his current state of mind as a hot habanero pepper. We're guessing hot habanero pepper is a little bit angrier than a hot little potato.
There is Someone Here Now
Dusty: Hey kids, there is someone here now that I hope you guys can learn to love.
Megan and Dylan: [together] A doggie! Yay!
Brad: I thought you were talking about me.
Dusty: But you're not a dog, Brad!
Brad: Why is he looking at me like that?
When Brad thinks that Dusty has finally accepted him in his family's life, Dusty surprises the kids with a new dog. It's not the most cute dog, and not really friendly, but the kids appear happy nonetheless.
Brady, Daddy Wants to Talk to You
Megan: Brad, daddy wants to talk to you.
Brad: Super to make your acquaintance! I'm not going to give you my social security number. Cholesterol? 180. Credit score is 758. I'm very proud of that. Yeah, I guess I could pick you up.
When Megan's biological father, Dusty, calls, he wants to speak to stepfather Brad. Dusty has some pretty personal questions, and a request, for Brad.
I'm Their Stepdad
Brad: I've always wanted to be a dad and, let me tell you, I love it.
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Brad: Did you do another drawing of our family?
Megan: That's me and Dylan and mommy, and over here, far away, is you.
Brad: I love how you drew my hair. Am I wearing a baseball cap?
Megan: That's poop.
Brad: Well it's well drawn.
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Brad: Okay, I'm their stepdad. The way I see it, anyone can be a father but not everyone has the patience and devotion to be a daddy.
Brad truly embraces being a stepfather to young children Megan and Dylan. Considering Megan drew Brad with poop on his head, it's safe to say she does not share his excitement.
Dad Built Us a Treehouse
Dusty: So what do we got going on over here, Brad?
Brad: It's a treehouse, only been at it for about two months.
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Dylan: Brad, dad built us a treehouse for you!
Brad: I hope its up to code.
Dusty notices that Brad attempted to build the kids a treehouse and sees an opportunity to one-up Brad. Dusty builds an insane treehouse, something the kids appreciate immensely.
It's a Pony, Dusty
Megan: A pony! A pony! A pony! A pony!
Brad: I know! It's a pony, Dusty!
Dusty: Not bad!
Brad pulls out all the stops when he dresses up as Santa Claus and buys the kids a pony. Even Dusty can realize that getting the kids a pony just won this battle.
Some Curly Headed Step King
Dusty: The king received word that his dominion was being ruled over with some curly headed step-king with good credit!
Dylan: Oh no!
Brad: Sounds like your dad is spinning quite a yarn.
Dusty: Well actually, it's getting late.
Brad: Good night, my little magical cherubs! Eskimo kisses!
Dusty: Who wants good night tickles?
Brad: Good night back scratches!
Dusty: Hey, who wants 20 bucks?
Megan and Dylan: [together] Me!
Brad: What?!
A simple bedtime ritual quickly turns into a competition between father Dusty and stepfather Brad. When Dusty pulls out cash, it appears that this battle is won.