The Boss movie quotes tells the story of one disgraced and imprisoned empress who seeks to rebuild her fortune with the help of a local Brownie troop. The comedy film was directed by Ben Falcone using a screenplay he co-wrote with wife Melissa McCarthy and Steve Mallory. The Boss opened in theaters on April 8, 2016.
In The Boss, Michelle Darnell (Melissa McCarthy) has built an empire and become the wealthiest woman in the world. But after she is charged with insider trading and sent to prison, she's left penniless, homeless and without many friends. One of her former employees, Claire (Kristen Bell) takes Michelle in and allows her to stay in her home along with Claire's daughter, Rachel (Ella Anderson).
So when Claire urges Michelle to take Rachel to her Dandelion Troop meeting, Michelle gets an idea to rebuild her empire. Michelle wants to form a massive troop of Brownies who will sell brownies for profit. While Michelle tries hard to use this opportunity to rebrand herself, it's not as easy returning to grace as she would like.
Co-starring Peter Dinklage, Kathy Bates and Annie Mumolo, The Boss opened in theaters already showing other films including Demolition, Hardcore Henry, Meet the Blacks, and Everybody Wants Some!!.
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Buy My Brownies or I'll Kill You
Michelle: Okay, Crystal, what do we say if somebody doesn't want to buy?
Crystal: Buy my brownies or I'll kill you.
Claire: Don't say that, Crystal.
Michelle: Say that! That's perfect.
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Helen: Hey, this is where Dandelions sell, bitch!
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Michelle: Woo, that batch is burnt!
The girls gather for what could be a peaceful, productive and informative session selling their brownies. Instead, some fierce words and a turf battle results leaving lots of collateral damage in their wake.
Girl-on-Girl Stuff
Michelle: My name is Michelle Darnell and this is my partner, and I don't mean partner like girl-on-girl stuff.
Kid: What's girl-on-girl stuff?
Michelle: Something you're going to dabble with in college but not stick with...
Claire: Let's not. Don't tell her.
Michelle: Unless you're Hannah. I think it's going to fit you like a glove.
A quick introduction to Brownies and mothers gets awkward fast when Michelle begins talking about experimentation in college. As much as Claire tries to get her to shut up, Michelle doesn't hold back with her verbal diarrhea.
Go for the Aggressive Girls
Michelle: We want some good recruits. Get in there. Go for the aggressive girls.
Rachel: I feel kind of sweaty and scared.
Michelle: It's just the coffee kicking in. Of, you know what? I may have switched them. I put a little splash of bourbon in mine.
Michelle gives Rachel some coffee as a boost to get her to recruit really great girls for their Brownie empire. Unfortunately, she also accidentally added a little extra kick to one, and mixed them up.
These Sad Basset Hounds
Michelle: That sweater just says, 'I give up.'
Claire: You're making me feel very insecure right before my date. Don't!
Michelle: If you could hear these sad basset hounds, they'd be saying, 'Claire, raise them above your waist!'
Claire: That's not what they's sound like.
Michelle: 'Please don't zip me up in your jeans!' Let me see this. Ah, Claire! It's like Geppetto.
Right before Claire heads out on a date, Michelle gives Claire the opposite of a pep talk. She mocks Claire's sweater, her bra and what both are hiding, something that doesn't help with Claire's self esteem.
A Brownie Empire
Claire: What is all this?
Michelle: This is our my back. We are going to start a Brownie empire and teach these girls real business skills.
Hopeful that this new business will allow her to rebuild her empire, Michelle gets the idea to start a Brownie business. She wants to use the girls to help her sell baked goods, while teaching the girls useful business skills in the process.
You're Bankrupt
Michelle: I was set up!
Attorney: The news gets worse. You're bankrupt. All your accounts have been frozen.
Michelle: Claire, get me a new lawyer.
Attorney: You don't have any money, you stupid ginger!
When Michelle's attorney gives her some hard truths, she interrupts her prison tennis game to abuse him. As much as she wants a different attorney, with no money, it's not looking too likely.
Under Arrest for Insider Trading
Federal Officer: You're under arrest for insider trading.
Claire: Michelle, don't struggle!
Michelle's world changes when she is arrested for insider trading. For someone like her, going to prison is the last thing she wants to do and struggles, unsuccessfully, to resist arrest.
The Wealthiest Woman in America
Michelle: My name is Michelle Darnell and I'm the wealthiest woman in America. How wealthy am I? I wanted to come down on a golden phoenix and I sure as s*** did it!
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Claire: I run your operation while being a single mom. I deserve a pay raise.
Michelle: You have a child?
Claire: Yeah
Michelle: Was that through intercourse?
Claire: Yes!
Michelle: I usually get kind of an asexual vibe.
Tito: I never pictured her with genitals, myself.
Michelle has built quite the empire, but she didn't do it without help from her staff, such as Claire. Michelle, however, doesn't really seem to want to reward--or even respect--her staff members even in the slightest.
Take Rachel to Her Dandelions Meeting
Claire: Michelle, you need to get off the couch. Take Rachel to her Dandelions meeting.
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Sandy: Our troop came in with $189,000
Michelle: Holy s***!
Helen: I object to parolees attending our meetings!
Michelle: If you don't get off my back, I'm going to shove a box of chocolate clusters up that tight ass of yours.
Claire instructs Michelle to stop sulking and pitch in, namely in taking Rachel to her Dandelions meeting. And as much as Michelle doesn't want to go, she's not wanted there either and called out by a mother.
She Should Stay Here
Rachel: Mom, if she doesn't have anywhere to go, she should stay here.
Michelle: Ha, look at that, a bed in a sofa.
Claire: Careful, it's a bit temperamental.
Michelle: It's not so bad... I think I shattered my pelvis!
After Michelle is released from prison, she has little money and no place to live. While she doesn't deserve it, at the urging of daughter Rachel, Claire takes Michelle into their home.