Barbershop: The Next Cut movie quotes bring a new installment of the popular comedy film series which started in 2002 with the original Barbershop film. Directed by Malcolm D. Lee, the movie was written by Kenya Barris and Tracy Oliver. With many of the original cast members returning, Barbershop: The Next Cut opened in theaters on April 15, 2016.
In Barbershop: The Next Cut, 10 years have passed since the last time viewers saw the crew at Calvin's barbershop, including owner Calvin (Ice Cube), J.D. (Anthony Anderson), Terri (Eve) and quirky old man Eddie (Cedric the Entertainer). In the time since, Calvin has merged his shop with Angie's (Regina Hall) beauty shop so each of them can save money in a down economy. They've even added some new folks to the family, such as Draya (Nicki Minaj) and Rashad (Common).
So when their neighborhood begins to be taken over by crime and gangs, the barbershop team takes it upon themselves to do something about it. As they fight to take back the area where they call home, their neighborhood, the laughs surely follow.
Barbershop: The Next Cut opens in theaters already showing other great films including The Jungle Book, Demolition, The Boss, and Hardcore Henry.
Barbershop: The Next Cut Movie Quotes,
We Gotta Take Our Streets Back
Rashad: We gotta take our streets back.
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Eddie: We'll never give up. Your father would be proud of everything that's going on here.
Jerrod: Hashtag barbershop saves the neighborhood is trending on Twitter.
Blonde Girl: Can I get a selfie with you?
One-Stop: What the white girls want, they lost? Do you tell them you was awesome? White people love it when you go, awe-some.
The Barbershop folks discuss their efforts to take back their neighborhood. They seem to be doing quite well, especially as they have some interesting new visitors.
Did She Just Say Fleek?
J.D.: What's up, hungry black folks? Who wants some tasty grub?
Draya: That food was on fleek last time.
Eddie: Did she just say fleek? There's a whole dictionary full of words, there's a whole library down the street. You won't see fleek in there no where.
Jerrod: He funny. He make me laugh.
When Draya reacts to the quality of the food J.D. brought, Eddie takes it upon himself to comment on her choice of words. While his message might be ignored, at least Eddie makes some, like Jerrod, laugh in the process.
Only One Man You Can Trust
Angie: Only one man you can trust and that's the one above.
Calvin: Each one of you want a man that's a super thug, three degrees from Harvard, meanwhile you pass up corny dudes like Jerrod everyday.
Dante: Don't no woman want no Duncan Hines moist-ass dude like Jerrod.
Jerrod: Guys, I'm standing right here. I can hear you.
The men and women spar about what they want in a partner. For Angie, she complains about not trusting men but as Calvin points out, sometimes her demands are a bit too much.
Welcome to Calvin's
Calvin: This is the town I love, a neighborhood of family and friends, and right here at the heart of it all is where everyone comes together, the barbershop. Welcome to Calvin's. If you like it, you pay. If you don't like it, your ass pay anyway. In every neighborhood there's a place where people get together to talk about their dreams, to share their frustrations, and maybe even tell a joke or two. It's a home away from home and these aren't just friends, they're family.
Calvin explains his life, his neighborhood and his business, the local barbershop. At the same time, he explains the plot of the film.
They Shooting Out There
Eddie: They shooting out there!
Jerrod: I don't want to die a virgin.
Calvin: Get your old ass down, man!
Eddie: I ain't getting down there. It'd take me too long to get back up!
When gunfire erupts outside the barbershop, (almost) everyone hits the deck as to not be hit. Eddie is the exception to that rule as he sees getting back up off the floor as more work than getting shot.
All That Money on Your Heads
Calvin: Me and Angie, we was both struggling to keep our shops afloat. We had to work together.
Angie: Saved us both!
Rashad: I can't believe y'all put all that money on your heads and then don't be having no money for your rent.
Draya: With this hair and this booty, it's like walking around with a black Amex, and I never get denied.
Calvin: Why y'all always got to take it there?
Calvin explains why he and Angie decided to merge their beauty shops into one co-ed shop that saves them both money. Meanwhile, Draya points out how her assets help her earn money.
Streets is Crazy Right Now
Dante: Streets is crazy right now!
Calvin: I damn near got robbed the other day.
Dante: I got robbed twice and got my ass beat by the second robber for giving all my money to the first. She wasn't playing.
Calvin: This neighborhood is always rough but there's something different going on. Meanwhile, we got to raise Jalen in this mess.
Rashad: We gotta take out streets back! We put our minds together, we gonna get some solutions.
The barbershop folks discuss how their neighborhood has declined in safety and crime has increased. To save the neighborhood and return it to some place where they want to raise their kids, the barbershop folks take things into their own hands.
Charge for Them Weaves
Rashad: How much you charge for them weaves?
Draya: If you want to be Destiny's Child Beyonce, that's going to cost you $200, and if you want to be Beyonce featuring Jay Z, boom boom!
Eddie: With all that ass, she ain't safe no where.
When Rashad asks a simple question, Draya finds an opportunity to highlight her ample assets. No word on the actual cost of "boom boom" but it doesn't sound cheap.
Give Him the George Jefferson
Eddie: Yeah, this gonna be some of our best work. I bet you he won't be talking back to his mama no more! Give him the George Jefferson!
When a kid talks back to his mother, Eddie gives him some sass of his own by giving him a haircut similar to that of George Jefferson of The Jeffersons. Considering that's not the most stylish look on the block, this might teach the boy a lesson.