These are the quotes Ranker has in their system for Woody Allen, one of the most brilliant comedic minds of our time.
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-42-woody-allen-quotes-on-ranker/geekscape,
80% of success is showing up
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
This is really a classic joke of his and one of my favorite things I've ever heard.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
I am at two with nature.
It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
This is amazing.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.