It doesn't matter if it's coming from his Monday Morning Podcast, a talk show, his Netflix Original Series F Is For Family, or his standup comedy, Bill Burr quotes are always hilarious and often offer a unique perspective. Sometimes they’re one-liners, but other times (more often than not) Bill Burr jokes come in the form of a rant. These are some of Burr’s best stand up routines (well, snippets from them), ranked by Burrheads all over the world. Burrheads isn't the official name for Bill Burr fans, nor should it be. Now that I've typed it I instantly regret it.
19 Times Bill Burr Made a Really Good Point,
On Old Age and Racism
The Duck Dynasty guys and Donald Sterling had negative press for saying things that offended a lot of people. Bill hilariously explains why those types of things should be expected from them and other older folks.
On Statistics
Burr points out how manipulative statistics can be.
On Trump, Hillary, and More
Burr breaks down the Presidential candidates in the 2016 election.
On Steve Jobs
While many praise the innovator, Burr provides an unpopular perspective on the late Steve Jobs.
On Not Understanding the Star Wars Hype
Burr discusses what it's like to see people react like super fans about something he simply can't get into.
On Male Sensitivity
Burr goes all in on why it's so hard for men to be sensitive, emotional beings.
On Lance Armstrong
Burr defends Armstrong's sullied reputation with some pretty valid points.
On Growing Up
On McDonald's
Burr explains why McDonald's shouldn't serve salads and how they lost their identity.
On Charities in Sports
Bill pokes fun at the NFL and their commercials that make him feel bad about things their players are guilty of doing.