Keanu movie quotes tell the story of two cousins who take to the inner city streets in order to rescue a stolen kitten. The action comedy movie was written by Jordan Peele and Alex Rubens. Peter Atencio directed Keanu, which opened in theaters in the United States on April 29, 2016.
In Keanu, Rell (Jordan Peele) is feeling down after some relationship problems and overall unpleasant life happenings. This all changes, however, when the cutest little kitten arrives at his door. Rell names the kitten Keanu and swiftly introduces the fluff ball to his cousin, Clarence (Keegan-Michael Key). But one day Rell and Clarence come back to Rell's place to see it burglarized and Keanu missing.
So Rell and Clarence head out on a mission to find Keanu, one that leads them to drug dealer Hulka (Will Forte), gang leader Cheddar (Method Man), Mexican drug cartel kingpin Bacon (Luis Guzman) and gangster Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish). Completely out of their element, Rell and Clarence must work together to outwit the enemies and return Keanu to his rightful owner.
Keanu brought a dose of cat cuteness to theaters already showing other films such as A Hologram for the King, Tale of Tales, The Huntsman: Winter's War, and Elvis & Nixon.
Keanu Movie Quotes,
You Can't Talk Like That
Rell: Let's just go check it out. What's the worst that could happen? One beer, please
Clarence: I'll take a white wine spritzer.
Rell: Clarence, Clarence, you can't talk like that.
Clarence: You sound like John Ritter all the time.
Dancer: You in the right place?
Clarence: Yeah, I'm in the right place! I'm tectonic. My name is Shark Tank.
Clarence and Rell find themselves in an unfamiliar situation, an inner city club, on their journey to rescue Keanu. Rell encourages Clarence to act accordingly, but Clarence takes it to a strange new level.
17th Street Blips
Hulka: Oh, sup, sup, bro.
Rell: I'm here cause my place got broken into. Has anyone shady come by here?
Hulka: I mean, the 17th Street Blips
Clarence: The 17th Street Blips, okay, where are they?
Hulka: 17th Street
Rell and Clarence seek the help of drug dealer Hulka in an attempt to find missing kitten Keanu. Hulka explains that a 17th Street gang has been around though initially where to find that gang eludes Clarence.
Why's Your Door Open?
Clarence: Why's your door open?
Rell: Keanu, Keanu!
Clarence: I'm sorry.
Clarence and Rell arrive at Rell's home to see that someone has broken in. Despite having many valuables inside, Rell's first concern is his kitten, Keanu.
Cheddar Has Got Keanu
Rell: Cheddar has got Keanu.
Clarence: We in the market right now for like a gangster pet.
Cheddar: You serious?
In what seems like an attempt to purchase Keanu back from his thief, Rell and Clarence meet with gang leader Cheddar. This is not exactly the typical inquiry Cheddar fields and things get awkward fast.
Check It, Buck Shot
Bud: Check it, buck shot. So what you got?
Clarence: Me? Appendix, blaow! They took it out of my body.
Bud: What?
When comparing war wounds, Bud and Clarence have quite different stories on how they got their scars. Bud's came from the streets while Clarence's came from a fairly minor surgical procedure.
I Talk Like That Sometimes
Hannah: Where are you?
Clarence: Where'd you think my idea of fun was?
Hannah: Why are you talking to me like that?
Clarence: I... I talk like that sometimes.
On the phone with his wife, Clarence mistakenly stays in his tough guy character. Wife Hannah isn't sure what is happening and Clarence, poorly, tries to brush it off.
Keanu Needs You
Clarence: I am not breaking the law. We just feed them some bull about New Jack City and we get Keanu.
Rell: Keanu needs you. I need you.
Clarence is far from the kind of guy who is often out breaking the law and setting meetings with gang leaders or drug dealers. So when he feels he cannot do what it takes to get the kitten back, Rell has to give him a pep talk.
I Want You to Meet Keanu
Clarence: Hey, man, how are ya? How are you doing?
Rell: Nothing makes sense anymore.
Clarence: Are you okay?
Rell: Daisy broke up with me.
...
Clarence: Rell, it's going to be okay.
Rell: You're right, Clarence. I want you to meet Keanu.
Clarence: No! Oh my god, that's the cutest cat I've ever seen in my life.
Life isn't going well for Rell, something that is concerning Rell's friend Clarence. But when the cutest little kitten arrives at Rell's door, the fog breaks and Rell begins to think positively again.
