Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising movie quotes bring another story about a normal family whose lives are interrupted when a sorority moves into the house next door. The comedy sequel was written by Andrew J. Cohen, Brendan O'Brien, Nicholas Stoller, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. Nicholas Stoller also directed Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, which opened in theaters on May 20, 2016.
In Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, Mac (Seth Rogen) and Kelly (Rose Byrne) have just recovered from the fraternity that formerly lived next door, are expecting their second child and have just received an offer on their home. They need just 30 days to complete the escrow process to close on the sale.
So when a sorority, led by Shelby (Chloë Grace Moretz), moves in next door, Mac and Kelly know they're in trouble. Mac and Kelly call up old foe turned friend Teddy (Zac Efron) for help in dealing with the sorority sisters. But they'll have to use some new tricks this time if they want peace for 30 days as to not scare off the house buyers.
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising joined theaters already showing other great May 2016 films like The Angry Birds Movie, The Lobster, Money Monster, Captain America: Civil War, and A Bigger Splash.
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Movie Quotes,
We Need Somebody Who Can Relate
Mac: The new neighbors are not going to want to live next to a sorority! We need somebody who can relate to stupid dumb people.
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Teddy: Hey, neighbors, let's shut this s*** down!
In an attempt to shut down the sorority next door, Mac and Kelly call up old foe, now friend, Teddy. If anyone knows about wild Greek college life, it's him.
We're Never Going to Sell Our House
Kelly: We're never going to sell our house with a sorority next door. What are we going to do?
Mac: Maybe it's not that bad. Girls are usually quiet. They don't really take hard drugs and they're much smarter.
Knowing they need 30 days of escrow to finish selling their house, Mac and Kelly freak out when a sorority moves in next door. Mac thinks they shouldn't worry, that girls behave better than men, but he's sorely mistaken.
I Killed a Girl
Nora: Where am I?
Mac: Oh no! I killed a girl!
Nora: I'm on pain killers, bitch. Kappa Nu!
Driving down a neighborhood street, Mac finds a startling surprise in his back seat. On the bright side, at least he didn't kill the girl when she flew through his windshield.
We Don't Throw Parties Here
Madison: Welcome to Phi Lambda!
Sorority Girls: Yay!
Madison: Um, hi, what are you doing? We don't hit joints in here.
Shelby: Your parties must suck.
Madison: No, we don't throw parties here. In the United States, sororities are not allowed to throw parties in their own houses, only frats can.
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Shelby: This is a sexist, restrictive system. We're going to start a sorority that can party the way we want to.
Nora: What's the name of our sorority?
Beth: Kappa?
Shelby: Kappa Nu!
While Shelby showed up to Phi Lambda in search of a party atmosphere, Madison explains that they simply don't do that there. So Shelby does the next best thing, forms her own sorority, though it's not initially clear why her new sorority doesn't have to follow the same rules.
Using Their Sexuality as a Weapon
Teddy: Those girls are out of control.
Mac: They are using their sexuality as a weapon!
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Mac: Someone help me!
Kelly: Get out of here, you animals!
Mac: This isn't working! You're only making them sexier! Stop it! Stop it.
The sorority girls realize that they can use their sexuality for their benefit. So when Kelly tries to battle them with a garden hose, the wet bodies in bikinis are like kryptonite to Mac.
Why is This Happening Again?
Mac: We sold our house. As long as nothing goes wrong for 30 days, it's a done deal.
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Mac: What the?
Kelly: A sorority next door?!
Mac: Why is this happening again?
In a brief overview of the film, Mac explains that they've sold their house and need to do the 30-day escrow before everything is final. In a strange, completely unpredictable, turn of events, that plan is foiled when another Greek house moves in next door.
Damn Old People Phone
Shelby: It's a little hard to call the cops without a phone!
Mac: Give us that back!
Shelby: No!
Mac: Oh!
Shelby: What the?
Mac: It's called a cord, dumbs!
Shelby: Damn old people phone.
Shelby thinks she's being slick by stealing Mac and Kelly's phone. Too bad for her, it's a corded landline, something she knows little about. Kids these days!
Let's Go with the Airbag Trick
Shelby: They're trying to dismantle our sorority.
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Mac: I got an idea. Let's go with the airbag trick.
Kelly: That's not going to work.
Mac: If it worked with guys, why won't it work with girls?
Paula: Cause guys are idiots!
Mac suggests using the airbag trick, one he fell for when he was battling the fraternity next door in the previous film. Kelly and Paula insist that it won't work and they are not wrong.
People Love Clowns
Mac: Good disguises, everyone. You look like a psychopath.
Jimmy: It's a clown, man. People love clowns. Hahahaha!
Teddy: Stop doing that!
Mac, Kelly, Jimmy, Paula and Teddy arrive in costume in an attempt to steal the cash stash from the sorority. Jimmy, however, took the costume thing a bit too far.
I Don't Have the Baby Oil
Teddy: Here's the plan. I'm going to get up on stage and I'm going to dance, distracting the girls just long enough for Mac to run around and steal the weed. Kelly, Paula, I need you both to drive getaway. I can't have you running around here cause you're pregnant.
Mac: Wait, wait, wait, wait, just you dancing is enough to attract the entire sorority? I don't know about that.
Paula: That'll work.
Teddy: That'll work. It usually works.
Jimmy: I don't even know where we are right now.
Mac: Okay, I'm ready.
Teddy: No! I don't have the baby oil!
Mac: No big deal
Teddy: No, it's the most important thing! With baby oil, you get like two extra lines here.
Jimmy: Hold on, hold on, hold on
Teddy: Man, that's hot! Oh, that's really hot. Ow, it burns! All right, rub it in. Rub it in. Whew, oh my god, get it all over.
Kelly: What? We're in a rush!
Jimmy: Come on, Mac, get his thighs.
Mac: All right
Teddy has a master plan to distract the sorority sisters using his body. But when he realizes that his secret weapon is missing, the team has to improvise.
