It doesn't matter if it's coming from his Monday Morning Podcast, a talk show, his Netflix Original Series F Is For Family, or his standup comedy, Bill Burr quotes are always hilarious and often offer a unique perspective. Sometimes they’re one-liners, but other times (more often than not) Bill Burr jokes come in the form of a rant. These are some of Burr’s best stand up routines (well, snippets from them), ranked by Burrheads all over the world. Burrheads isn't the official name for Bill Burr fans, nor should it be. Now that I've typed it I instantly regret it.
19 Times Bill Burr Made a Really Good Point,
On Self-Checkout Machines
Burr is not a fan of the self checkout and he explains precisely why that is the case.
On Justin Bieber's Bad Behavior
Burr makes a point for giving Justin Bieber a bit of a break for his bad behavior.
On Fast Food
Bill Burr covers fast food from various angles in a really short time span. From how it makes you feel to the smell in comparison to something healthy and not fried.
On Steve Jobs
While many praise the innovator, Burr provides an unpopular perspective on the late Steve Jobs.
On Male Sensitivity
Burr goes all in on why it's so hard for men to be sensitive, emotional beings.
On Lance Armstrong
Burr defends Armstrong's sullied reputation with some pretty valid points.
On the Duck Dynasty Guy
Bill explains why the "Duck Dynasty Guy" is the way he is.
On Growing Up
On Charities in Sports
Bill pokes fun at the NFL and their commercials that make him feel bad about things their players are guilty of doing.
On Heaven
Bill speaks on religion and heaven, giving a hilarious description of his past beliefs versus where he's currently at.