Bridget Jones's Baby movie quotes bring the laughs to the comedy film, the third in the Bridget Jones franchise. Directed by Sharon Maguire, the movie was written adapted into from columns written by Helen Fielding by Fielding, Dan Mazer and Emma Thompson. Bridget Jones's Baby opened in theaters in the United States on September 16, 2016.
In Bridget Jones's Baby, Bridget (Renée Zellweger) finds herself in a great place in life. While she broke up with Mark Darcy (Colin Firth), things are looking up when she meets charming American Jack (Patrick Dempsey). Bridget hooks up with Jack, but then days later has a tryst with Mark, which causes enough conflicting feelings as it is.
So when Bridget learns that she's pregnant, she has no idea of Jack or Mark is the father of the baby. Her unforgiving doctor, Dr. Rawling (Emma Thompson), isn't much help, which sets off a sort of competition between the two lovers to become the alpha in Bridget's life and ultimate father of her baby.
If these Bridget Jones's Baby movie quotes don't peak your fancy, see quotes from other summer 2016 movies including The Wild Life, The Disappointments Room, Sully, and Blood Father.
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A Pretty Nice Size Puppet
Shazzer: It lasted six hours.
Ruby: What lasted six hours?
Shazzer: A puppet show that Auntie Bridget went to
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Bridget: There's a lot I don't know about him.
Shazzer: There's not a lot you need to know. He has a pretty nice size puppet.
In speaking to friend Shazzer, Bridget explains about six hours of pleasure with new friend Jack. When Shazzer's kids hear, they are curious what lasted six hours, to which Shazzer explains, a puppet show, with a pretty nice size puppet.
Both of You, Stop It!
Jack: For better or worse, fate has brought us together.
Bridget: Both of you, stop it!
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Mark: I brought you an iced tea.
Bridget: Thank you!
Jack: I brought you a super juice.
Bridget: Oh!
Jack: Let me carry that for you.
Bridget: Thank you!
Mark: Can I carry your phone?
The competition to become Bridget's main squeeze is illustrated in this Bridget Jones's Baby movie quote. Both Mark and Jack try their best to woo her, something that becomes quite the battle.
Did You Have a Three-Way?
Mum: Who's the father? Is it Mark's?
Bridget: There's at least a 50% chance.
Mum: A 50% chance? Did you have a three-way?
Bridget's mum isn't too approving when Bridget talks about a 50% chance that Mark is the father of her baby. It gets even worse when Mum asks if Bridget had a three-way.
Our Second Same-Sex Couple Today
Class Instructor: And who do we have here?
Bridget: I'm Bridget and this is Jack and this is Mark.
Class Instructor: Lovely, you're our second same-sex couple today!
Bridget's potential baby daddies are mistaken for a same-sex couple at a prenatal class in this Bridget Jones's Baby movie quote. If nothing else, it's great that the class is inclusive to couples of all types.
Surely One of Those Dates Is More Likely
Bridget: Surely one of those dates is more likely.
Dr. Rawling: They're both equally likely. So do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.
Looking for some insight into who is the father of her baby, Bridget asks for help from her doctor, Dr. Rawling. The doc offers no help whatsoever, and pretty much mocks Bridget's unique situation.
It's Like the Final of the X Factor
Tom: Bridget, who do you want to be the father?
Bridget: I don't know.
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Dr. Rawling: It's like the final of the X Factor. Dial 01 if you want it to be Mark and 02 if you want it to be Jack.
Bridget still doesn't know who is the father of her baby, something that some, like Tom, are approaching with compassion. Others, like Dr. Rawling, are approaching the situation with humor, though Bridget doesn't find it too funny.
Are You In Love With Him?
Jack: Are you in love with him?
Bridget: I have been... in the past.
Jack: And me?
Bridget: I could be... one day.
Jack tries to get some idea of how he stands with Bridget in this Bridget Jones's Baby movie quote. Bridget doesn't seem to know if she loves either of the men, or much else.
It's Sort of A Funny Story
Bridget: Dear diary, it's sort of a funny story. A few months ago, I met Jack. And then the next week, Mark, my ex, and I had similar relations. But I can't go back and keep making the same mistakes... when I can make new ones.
Writing in her diary in this Bridget Jones's Baby movie quote, the title character gives a brief overview of what she's been doing lately and the plot of the film. She's pregnant and doesn't know from which of her male suitors.
Which of You Is the Father?
Mark: Good god, Bridget, you're immense.
Jack: Don't drop her!
Nurse: Which of you is the father?
Jack and Mark [together]: I am.
Nurse: Right
When Bridget goes into labor, both Mark and Jack try to out-alpha one another to carry her to the hospital. Both think they are the father, which is really wishful thinking.
You Have No Idea Which of Us Is the Father
Mark: So, you have no idea which of us is the father.
This Bridget Jones's Baby movie quote kind of explains the plot of the film in one sentence. Bridget is knocked up and does not know who fathered her unborn child. Where's Maury when you need him?