If there's one thing we know about Saul Goodman, it's that he's an extremely quotable character. Back from Breaking Bad as Jimmy McGill, there is no shortage of funny or dramatic quotes from the new series Better Call Saul. Here are the best quotes from Better Call Saul so far, with dialogue and one-liners from Mike, Jimmy, Chuck, the Kettlemens and others. The writing and clever dialogue are two of the reasons that Better Call Saul has become a break-out hit. Jimmy is quick-witted and full of amazing one-liners that are both funny and emotionally charged. This list features several of the show's most memorable quotes and one-liners, and we're encouraging you to vote for your favorite lines. Vote for the best Better Call Saul quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
The Best Better Call Saul Quotes From The Series So Far,
Definition of Discreet
Jimmy McGill: "It's discreet, like a stripper pole in a mosque."
That's an Understatement
Jimmy McGill: Look, don't let Mr. Ehrmantraut's dancing eyes and bubbly bon vivant personality fool you. He's actually believe it or not, somewhat taciturn.
Chuck Betrays Jimmy
Chuck McGill: Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun.
Tony the Toilet Buddy
Roland Jaycox: You're disgusting!
Jimmy McGill: Hey, I'm not the one with the sex toilet... I hope you make a lot of money with that thing. Chandler's gonna need it for his therapy!
Bad Guys VS Criminals
Mike Ehrmantraut: The lesson is, if you're gonna be a criminal, do your homework.
Pryce: Wait, I-I'm not a bad guy, I don't...
Mike Ehrmantraut: I didn't say you're a bad guy, I said that you're a criminal.
Pryce: What's the difference?
Mike Ehrmantraut: I've known good criminals and bad cops, bad priests, honorable thieves-you can be on one side of the law or the other, but if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again, but you took something that wasn't yours and you sold it for a profit. You're now a criminal; good one, bad one-that's up to you.
Mike on Consequences
Mike Ehrmantraut: "You know what happened. The question is, can you live with it?"
For Your Information
Jimmy McGill: "FYI, old people adore me."
Matlock
Jimmy McGill: Hey fellas, how're you doing? James McGill, here to see my client.
Detective Sanders: You look like Matlock.
Jimmy McGill: No, I look like a young Paul Newman dressed as Matlock.
The Value of a Car
Jimmy McGill: "The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it."
You're Not Kevin Costner
Bar Girl: (Angry) Hey!
Jimmy: Hey..
Bar Girl: You are NOT Kevin Costner!
Jimmy: I was last night.