Storks movie quotes bring the laughs to the animated comedy film following the life of storks. Nicholas Stoller wrote and co-directed the film with Doug Sweetland. Showing in 3D, Storks opened in theaters in the United States on September 23, 2016.
In Storks, top stork Junior (voiced by Andy Samberg) explains that while storks formerly delivered babies, now they deliver packages for Cornerstore.com. He's primed for a big promotion, taking over for company head Hunter (voiced by Kelsey Grammer), when he makes a big mistake. Junior activates the baby machine and an adorable baby pops out.
Together with human sidekick Tulip (voiced by Katie Crown), Junior must deliver this baby to its family before the boss finds out. But their journey takes them places they never thought possible, including part of Tulip's mission to find her own long lost family.
Storks movie quotes feature lines said by the other voice actors in the film including Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, Jennifer Aniston, Ty Burrell and Danny Trejo, among others. Storks opened alongside other fun films such as Snowden, Blair Witch, Bridget Jones's Baby, and The Wild Life.
Storks Movie Quotes,
Maybe I Can Find Mine
Junior: This is a family that never got the baby they asked for.
Tulip: If this baby finds her family, then maybe I can find mine.
Tulip feels hopeful when she learns about the baby that never found its family. She thinks if they can unite the baby and its family, maybe she too can find her family someday.
Let Me Show You How to Fly
Tulip: Let me show you how to fly this.
Junior: Hello! I'm a bird! I'm pretty sure I know how to... Ahhh! I was wrong. I was immediately wrong!
Tulip: Is your seat wet?
Junior: Yep, I peed in the seat while we were falling.
At the helm of Tulip's plane, Junior feels pretty confident that he knows how to fly it. But soon he realizes just how much he doesn't know, with a pretty nasty consequence.
Birds Can't See Glass!
Junior: Walls, perfect! My old nemesis, glass!
Tulip: Birds can't see glass! Oh no, left! No, right! Left!
Junior: Not working!
Tulip: Are you kidding me?
As Tulip and Junior try to flee the Wolf Pack, Junior is faced with his worst nightmare. A glass maze is not what Junior wanted to deal with when he woke up in the morning.
Are You in Love?
Wolf Pack: I'm gonna devour this thing!
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Wolf Pack Leader: This tastes like flowers!
Other Wolf Pack Leader: Okay, stand aside.
Wolf Pack Leader: Are you in love?
Other Wolf Pack Leader: I am in love. Are you in love?
Wolf Pack Leader: I am in love too.
Other Wolf Pack Leader: I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree.
At first when the Wolf Pack sees the baby, they want nothing more than to devour it. But after they give the baby a few licks, they are head over heels in love.
The Stork Delivery Service
Hunter: It's an image old as time, a baby swaddled in white delivered by the stork. How quaint! But you'll find here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I'm here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility. We have perfected and streamlined the process, devising a zero-mistake work flow. Trademark. Using the most cutting edge technology coupled with over 75 years of hard worn experience, our new process has been described as perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic. We work hard just so you can hear the four most precious words in human language, "Goo goo, ga ga." So when you're looking for a baby delivery you can count The Stork Delivery Service. Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver! ... What was that? Oh no!
Tulip: My bad!
Speaking about his company, Hunter explains the Stork Delivery Service in this Storks movie quote. He talks about a well-oiled machine, which usually works, except when it doesn't.
It'll Be All Yours
Hunter: Junior, I saved this company by getting out of babies and into package delivery. Monday, it'll all be yours, barring some monumental screw-up.
The stakes are high for Junior, as evidenced in this Storks movie quote. He has the chance to take over the company at a pivotal time, as long as he doesn't mess up over the weekend.
Orphan Tulip
Junior: Orphan Tulip
Tulip: Oh, Tulip is just fine. Orphan hurts my heart.
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Tulip: There's one last baby to deliver.
Tulip and Junior [together]: Awww
Viewers learn a bit about Tulip in this Storks movie quote. She is herself an orphan, which makes her especially compassionate to this baby, which needs to find its family.
In the Beginning
Junior: In the beginning, storks delivered babies. It wasn't always easy. No matter how tough, or impossible, or brutal, or inhumane, or savage, we would triumph over adversity. Thank goodness we don't do that anymore. Now storks deliver packages for Cornerstore.com.
Junior explains the story of storks, and also the basic plot of the film in this Storks movie quote. Once storks delivered babies, but now they work for a popular online commerce company.
Wolf Pack, Form a Submarine!
Wolf Pack: Wolf Pack, form a submarine!
Junior: What is happening? What?
Tulip: I've never seen that before on nature shows.
When the Wolf Pack needs to flee via water, they organize themselves into a submarine and easily glide through the water. Tulip remarks in this Storks movie quote that she's never seen this on nature shows and pretty sure no one has.