If you're looking for the perfect mixture of laughter and wisdom, look no further than this collection amazing Peter Griffin jokes. Think you know all of his greatest moments? Well, keep reading and see just how many Peter Griffin quotes you know by heart. These are the greatest Peter Griffin quotations and Peter Griffin lines from the last 15 seasons of Family Guy. Yeah, there have been 15 seasons of Family Guy...
If that doesn't make you feel so old you want to die, keep reading below to see some of the best sayings from one of the best animated characters ever. And always remember, "when you poop in your dreams, you poop for real."
25+ Peter Griffin Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time,
Child's Play
Simply the Breast
From A to Z
The Straight Dope
Same
License to Drink
Peter on Japan
Gears of War
Work of Fart
Right in the Feels