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Dirty Grandpa Movie Quotes

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Dirty Grandpa Movie Quotes
Dirty Grandpa movie quotes follow one raunchy grandfather and his strait-laced grandson who take a road trip to Florida. The comedy film was written by John M. Philips and directed by Dan Mazer. Dirty Grandpa opened in theaters on January 22, 2016.

In Dirty Grandpa, after the funeral for his wife, Dick (Robert De Niro) insists on traveling to Florida, the place he and his late wife spent their time annually at this time of year. He needs a ride to get there so he enlists his conservative grandson Jason (Zac Efron). While Jason and his fiancé, Meredith (Julianne Hough), do not really agree with this idea, especially since Jason's wedding is in just a few days, he goes along with it.

So, driving a tiny pink car, Dick and Jason set off to Florida. Along the way, they meet a number of characters including college co-ed Lenore (Aubrey Plaza) and the possibly insane Tan Pam (Jason Mantzoukas). And while Dick is loving the spring break atmosphere, he also tries to get Jason to break out of his shell and live a little before he marries what might be, in Dick's opinion, the wrong woman.

Dirty Grandpa joined theaters in early 2016 which were already showing other great films including The Revenant, Ride Along 2, 13 Hours The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, and Norm of the North.
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Why You Have to Drive Down to Florida
David: I don't understand why you have to drive down to Florida. We just had the funeral.
Dick: Grandmother and I were there at this time every year.
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Meredith: It just seems like we're cutting it a little close with the rehearsal brunch on Friday. I'm just freaking out.
Jason: I know.
Meredith: Can you take my car, sweetie? I need the SUV for the wine.
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Dick: Now let's get in that giant labia you drove up in and get out of here.

Shortly after the funeral of his wife, Dick insists on traveling to Florida with his grandson Jason driving him there. No one can understand why Dick wants to go to Florida, especially just a short few days from Jason's wedding to Meredith.
This is Our Last Stand
Meredith: You're in Daytona Beach?!
Jason: We're just driving through.
Meredith: Jason!
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Dick: She's not right for you. If you marry her you're going to be sleep walking through the rest of your life. The way I see it, this is our last stand.

When Jason's fiancé, Meredith, learns that he and grandpa Dick are in Daytona Beach, she is not happy. Dick makes no apologies and actually wants Jason to live a little before making what Dick thinks is a mistake.
Did You Just Get Naked?
Dick: You don't even know how much I appreciate you doing this for me.
Jason: Did you just get naked?
Dick: Yeah, it's the best way to sleep.
Jason: Oh my god!

Nothing says, 'I appreciate you taking me to spring break, grandson' like getting naked before going to bed. Jason does not quite see things the same way.
We're Headed to Daytona
Lenore: Hey! We're headed to Daytona. So you guys want to tag along for a little bit, baby? Party some babies into us?
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Jason: We're not going to Daytona. Grandpa, are you kidding me right now? Grandma's funeral was yesterday.
Dick: She told me on her deathbed, 'you get back out there again.'

On the way to Florida, Dick and Jason run into some college girls looking to have a good time. While Jason remains annoyed by his dirty grandpa, Dick is very interested in these young ladies.
That Never Usually Happens
Dick: Whoops! That never usually happens.
Lenore: Really? It happens to me all the time.

After prematurely squirting sunscreen all over Lenore's chest, Dick apologizes. Lenore, however, is unfazed, and notes that this happens to her often.
One in Three of These Girls
Dick: Did you ever go on spring break?
Jason: No. You know one in three of these girls has herpes, even if you can't see it.

When the two arrive at the beach, Jason is fearful of the various diseases the college girls could be carrying. Dick, on the other hand, is down for whatever he may encounter.
I Smoked Crack?
Tan Pam: This is crack!
Jason: I smoked crack?
Tan Pam: Yeah, but just, like, a lot.
Jason: I just smoked crack!

For the straight-laced Jason, smoking crack is not something he normally does, nor would ever consider doing. After trying it, however, he seems pretty happy with his decision.
See You at the Crossroads, Grandma
Jason: What's up, Nick?
Nick: It sucks about grandma, huh?
Jason: Yeah
Nick: Murdered like that
Jason: Nick, she had cancer.
Nick: We'll never know the truth.
Jason: We absolutely know the truth. Grandma had cancer for 10 years. Tone it down, Nick.
Nick: I'll see you at the crossroads, Grandma.
Jason: What are you doing? Are you kidding me right now? My dad and my fiancé are standing right next to us.
Nick: Beyonce's here?
Jason: No. What is that? Are you high right now?
Nick: No! This isn't high. It's an e-cigarette. It's filled with a little weed but it's an e-cigarette.
Jason: Grow up, man. What are you doing?
Nick: Grow up? How adult are you? What, do you listen to NPR in your Volvo?
Jason: No
Nick: You play racquetball competitively against your business associates?
Jason: No
Nick: Ever go away to a rented house with other couples and then play Scattergories over a bottle of white wine?
Meredith: Jason!

We all deal with death differently. Some, like Jason, show up to a funeral to pay respects. Others, like Nick, attend that same funeral with conspiracy theories, beer and weed. To each his own.
Like a Social Security Check
Lenore: I want you to tear open my bra like it's a social security check. Now fumble around and pretend like you're trying to find your glasses.
Dick: I found them! I can see!

Judging by her dirty talk involving social security checks and losing one's glasses, it seems Lenore has a thing for older men. Being the older man in that equation and deep in her breasts, Dick is okay with all of this.
Most Grandpas Just Want Toffee or Socks
Dick: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with her before he dies.
Jason: Most grandpas just want toffee or socks.

Jason knows his grandpa is a little different from most, like the others who are interested in toffee and socks. The fact that Dick is thanking Jason for offering him a college girl for casual sex proves this fact entirely.


The Finest Hours Movie Quotes

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The Finest Hours Movie Quotes
The Finest Hours movie quotes bring the true story of the 1952 Coast Guard rescue of the SS Pendleton during a wicked snow storm. The historical disaster drama was adapted into a screenplay by Eric Johnson, Scott Silver and Paul Tamasy from the book The Finest Hours: The True Story of the U.S. Coast Guard's Most Daring Sea Rescue by Michael J. Tougias and Casey Sherman. Craig Gillespie directed The Finest Hours, which opened in theaters on January 29, 2016.

In The Finest Hours, Bernie Webber (Chris Pine) and love interest Miriam Pentinen (Holliday Grainger) are planning to get married when they are torn away from one another. See Bernie is a Coast Guard crewman who, despite a huge winter storm approaching, has been tasked with venturing into the storm to rescue the SS Pendleton. The T2 oil tanker, due to said storm, has broken in half and is stranded.

Despite many objections including by Miriam, Chief Warrant Officer Daniel Cluff (Eric Bana) orders Webber, along with his crew including Richard Livesey (Ben Foster) and Ervin Maske (John Magaro), out to rescue the Pendleton and its crew, including Ray Sybert (Casey Affleck). But with only a tiny lifeboat, Bernie's crew's mission must be their finest hours if they want to return safely and with the stranded crew of the Pendleton.

The Finest Hours joined theaters which were already showing other films including The Revenant, Ride Along 2, 13 Hours The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, and Norm of the North.
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A Bigger Boat
Ervin Maske: Please tell me we're taking that boat to a bigger boat.

When Ervin sees the boat he and Bernie's crew have boarded, with the intention to navigate out into a huge storm to rescue a second boat, he realizes that it's woefully small for the task at hand. Unfortunately for all the men, there is no bigger boat they will use for this dangerous rescue.
Not Afraid of the Water
Bernie Webber: You know we all get scared out there.
Miriam Pentinen: I'm not afraid of the water, Bernie. It scares me at night is all. You can't see what's underneath.
Bernie Webber: Just more water
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Bernie Webber: Why'd you wait so long before you said yes to going out on a date?
Miriam Pentinen: I just didn't know if you'd be attracted to me.
Bernie Webber: You're exactly how I pictured you.
Miriam Pentinen: Yeah?
Bernie Webber: Better

As Bernie and Miriam are courting, it's clear that they have some attraction to one another. They, however, do not agree on the sea with Miriam not a fan and Bernie, well, in the Coast Guard.
Then We Sink
Ray Sybert: We've got maybe two, three hours and then we sink.

Ray Sybert makes no claim to the rest of the ship's crew that they have a good chance of surviving this tragedy. He knows that their time is limited and without rescue, and fast, they're done for.
You'll Assist That Ship
Daniel Cluff: Chief, pick yourself a crew then you'll assist that ship. You hear?
Ervin Maske: That's why I signed up. Now's my chance.

Chief Warrant Officer Daniel Cluff, leader of Station Chatham, orders Bernie Webber to prepare a rescue mission for the SS Pendleton. While most see this as a suicide mission, Ervin Maske is eager for the challenge.
18-Foot Fracture in Our Hull
Ray Sybert: Station Chatham, do you copy? I repeat, condition's hazardous. We've got an 18-foot fracture in our hull. How do you want us to proceed? Over.

When tragedy strikes the SS Pendleton, the highest-ranking (alive) member, Ray Sybert, calls in an SOS to Station Chatham. They have a pretty big problem and are hoping the Coast Guard station on shore can rescue them.
Please Call Them Back
Miriam Pentinen: You don't know what it's like out there. Please call him back in.
Daniel Cluff: You can't be in here, miss.
Miriam Pentinen: You know that we're supposed to get married.
Daniel Cluff: You going to come in here scared every time they're out in the water?
Miriam Pentinen: Please call them back.
Daniel Cluff: He's got his orders. Get her out of here.
Miriam Pentinen: They're sending them out to die.

Bernie Webber's lady, Miriam, confronts Daniel Cluff about his decision to keep the men, Webber included, out in the very dangerous sea. Cluff doesn't want to hear any of this and orders her outside of the room.
He's Sending You Out to Die
Frank Fauteux: That man in there don't know what he's doing. He's sending you out to die.
Bernie Webber: In the Coast Guard they say you go out. They don't say you gotta come back in.

While Bernie knows that going into the storm with the goal of rescuing the tanker is close to a suicide mission, as Frank points out, but he also knows that he signed up for the Coast Guard knowing the risks. He doesn't want to die, but he does understand his duty.
The Biggest Storm to Hit the East Coast
Bernie Webber: You know they're saying it's going to be the biggest storm to hit the east coast.
Andy Fitzgerald: It's going to be hurricane strength in an hour.
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Bernie Webber: What's this on the radio, a ship breaking up?
Andy Fitzgerald: She's a T2 tanker, split right in half.

Normally a huge winter storm or a tanker in need of assistance wouldn't be out of the ordinary, at least when they happen separately. Since these two things are happening all at the same time, that adds up to quite the scary situation for all involved.

Kung Fu Panda 3 Movie Quotes

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Kung Fu Panda 3 Movie Quotes
Kung Fu Panda 3 movie quotes bring the popular animated film series back for a third installment. The family adventure comedy was written by Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger and directed by Jennifer Yuh Nelson and Alessandro Carloni. Kung Fu Panda 3 opened in theaters on January 29, 2016.

In Kung Fu Panda 3, Master Shifu (voiced by Dustin Hoffman) urges Dragon Warrior Panda Po (voiced by Jack Black) to take over Shifu's role as kung fu teacher but Po, knowing he wouldn't be the best teacher, is hesitant to try. A short time later, Po and his adoptive father (voiced by James Hong) stumble upon Po's long lost biological father, Li (voiced by Bryan Cranston). Po and Li begin forming a relationship, including Li introducing Po to a secret village of pandas.

So when Po learns that he must defeat Kai (voiced by J. K. Simmons), an old friend of Grand Master Oogway (voiced by Randall Duk Kim), and needs to use the secret of chi to do so, Po is put on the spot. To defeat Kai and safe the Valley of Peace, Po will need to become that leader and teacher he's resisted becoming before.

Also featuring voices from Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogen, Lucy Liu, David Cross, Kate Hudson and Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kung Fu Panda 3 joined theaters already showing other films such as The Finest Hours, The Revenant, Ride Along 2, 13 Hours The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi.
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Spare Me The Chit Chat
Kai: You must be the Dragon Warrior.
Po: And you must be Kai, beast of vengeance, maker of widows.
Kai: Yes! Finally, thank you! Almost makes me want to spare your life.
Po: Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat all right. Let's do this.
Kai: I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...
Po: Ugh! Chit-chat
Kai: In the...
Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!
Kai: In the...
Po: Chit-chat!

When Kai and Po meet, Kai is initially impressed that Po knows who he is. That feeling soon dissipates when Po begins mocking Kai senseless.
You Don't Even Know Who You Are
Shifu: If you only do what you can do, you'll never be more than you are now.
Po: But I like who I am!
Shifu: You don't even know who you are!

Shifu tries to inspire Po to break out of his comfort zone and discover who he truly wants to be. Po isn't eager to change as he likes who he is now but Shifu pushes him anyway.
I'm Looking for My Son
Po: Who are you?
Li: I'm Li Shang. I'm looking for my son.
Po: You lost your son?
Li: Yes, many years ago
Po: I lost my father.
Li: I'm very sorry.
Po: Thank you.
Li: Well, good luck to you.
Po: You too. I hope you find your son.
Li: And I hope you find your father.

Li, who looks strikingly like Po, arrives looking for his lost son, only to meet Po, looking for his lost father. Despite everyone else in the room realizing that they are looking for one another, Po and Li are, at least temporarily, oblivious to this fact.
You Must Take the Next Step on Your Journey
Po: Master Shifu? Good time, bad time?
Shifu: Time is an allusion, there is only the now.
Po: So now is a good time?
Shifu: Oh!
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Shifu: You must take the next step on your journey, from warrior to teacher.
Po: But I'm no good at it!
Shifu: You're terrible at it!

Shifu realizes completely that Po wouldn't make the best teacher but that doesn't discourage him from becoming one. They need Po to lead and teach them how to be a warrior, whether he's the best choice for that job or not.
Justice is About to Be Served
Po: Justice is about to be served! ... We'll have two justice platters, please. Tigress, did you want extra sauce with that?
Monkey: She wants it on the side.
Tigress: On the side
Po: On the side

Po proclaims that justice is going to be served and technically, he's not exactly wrong. He doesn't mean real justice, rather a justice platter, with sauce on the side.
You Will Teach Us
Po: There's no way I can stop him!
Li: Unless you had an army of your own.
Po: You don't even know kung fu!
Li: Then you will teach us.

Po knows that going up against Kai is not a battle he can win on his own. But as Li points out, he has an army of pandas behind him, he just has to teach them how to fight.
Kai Has Returned
Kai: Kai has returned!
Rabbit and Goose: Who?
Kai: The master of pain, beast of vengeance, maker of widows.
Goose: I don't know.
Kai: Okay, I used to work with Oogway.
Rabbit and Goose: Oh, Master Oogway
Kai: Silence!

Kai seems to think that announcing his return will strike fear into those around him. Unfortunately for Kai, few know who he is or really care.
You Must Teach Them to Fight
Tigress: Kai took the Valley. It's all gone. Now he's coming for the Pandas. You must teach them to fight!

Tigress breaks down the brief synopsis of the film in a few sentences. Kai is the bad guy after the Pandas and Po must become the unlikely leader to save them all.

Hail, Caesar! Movie Quotes

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Hail, Caesar! Movie Quotes
Hail, Caesar! movie quotes bring the laughs in the 2016 comedy film following a 1950s movie star who's been kidnapped from an ancient Rome film set. The Coen brothers, Joel and Ethan, write and directed the film, which opened the 2016 Berlin International Film Festival. Hail, Caesar! opened theatrically in the United States on February 5, 2016.

In Hail, Caesar!, Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin) serves as a fixer for everyone involved at Capitol Pictures, a big movie studio in the 1950s. He works to get his clients roles when needed, like he does for the horrible actor Hobie Doyle (Alden Ehrenreich), or hide their personal life from gossip columnists like Thora Thacker and Thessaly Thacker (both portrayed by Tilda Swinton), like he did when bombshell DeeAnna Moran (Scarlett Johansson) became pregnant.

So when Baird Whitlock (George Clooney) is kidnapped from the set of Hail, Caesar!, the studio's biggest film of the year, it's Mannix who springs into action. Mannix gathers Doyle and Moran, along with actor Burt Gurney (Channing Tatum) and director Laurence Laurentz (Ralph Fiennes), to gather the $100,000 demanded by the kidnappers and rescue Whitlock. But when Whitlock begins to side with his Communist captors, things get quite tricky.

Also starring Jonah Hill and Frances McDormand, Hail, Caesar! hit theaters also showing Kung Fu Panda 3, The Finest Hours, and The Revenant.
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Going to Cost a Lot of Money
DeeAnna Moran: This is going to cost a lot of money.
Eddie Mannix: And that's where you come in.
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DeeAnna Moran: Is it hard, squeezing it like that?
Joseph Silverman: It's part of the job, miss.

To gather the cash needed to pay the ransom for Baird Whitlock, Eddie Mannix asks gorgeous actress DeeAnna Moran to ask studio surety agent Joseph Silverman for the money. While he doesn't seem to be interested in what she's selling, he does give her the cash.
A Real Life Drama
Laurence Laurentz: This is a real drama, a real life drama.

Reacting to news that Baird Whitlock has been kidnapped, director Laurence Laurentz calls the situation real life drama. Unlike his fake life drama films, this is something serious.
A Prestige Picture
Eddie Mannix: Here at Capitol Pictures, as you know, millions of people look to us for information and uplift and, yes, entertainment. We're going to give it to them. An army of technicians and actors and top-notch artistic people working hard to bring to the screen our biggest release of the year. Hail, Caesar! is a prestige picture with one of the biggest stars in the world, Baird Whitlock.

Eddie Mannix describes the setting for the film, a movie studio in the 1950s. This studio, Capitol Pictures, is in the middle of creating a huge film, Hail, Caesar! starring the handsome and famous Baird Whitlock.
Gather $100,000 and Await Instructions
Natalie: Uh, Mr. Mannix
Eddie Mannix: What's up?
Natalie: The director can't find Baird Whitlock.
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Director: Somebody slipped it under my door.
Eddie Mannix: We have your movie star. Gather $100,000 and await instructions. Who are we? The Future.

Moments after folks at the film studio notice that Baird Whitlock is missing, a ransom note comes in asking for $100,000 for the actor's return. The source of the note, The Future, is a bizarre one though.
Someone's Calling from the Future
Peanut: Mr. Mannix, I know it sounds screwy but someone's calling from The Future.
Eddie Mannix: Good lord!

Peanut rushes to tell Eddie Mannix that they've received a call from The Future. He doesn't mean someone with time travel abilities is calling from another time, rather someone from the Communist group named The Future is on the phone.
Bless Me, Father
Eddie Mannix: Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
Priest: How long since your last confession, son?
Eddie Mannix: 27 hours
Priest: It's really too often. You're not that bad.

Feeling a bit guilty, Eddie Mannix seeks counsel of several types of clergymen, including this Catholic priest. Judging by the short interval between confessions, Mannix seems to be feeling quite guilty quite frequently.
Readers Want the Truth
Thacker Sister: I'd like to know what the hell is going on here. 20 million readers want the truth, Eddie!
Eddie Mannix: Truth, mmm, yes!
Thacker Sister: Eddie!

Eddie Mannix is confronted by a gossip writer who knows that Mannix is hiding something about one Hollywood star or another and asks him to spill it. Mannix, who runs away, isn't exactly forthcoming.
Baird Whitlock Has Been Kidnapped
Eddie Mannix: Hello, Burt
Burt Gurney: Hello, Mr. Mannix
Eddie Mannix: Laurence, Hobie, thanks for coming. The studio needs your help. Baird Whitlock has been kidnapped.
Hobie Doyle: This is bad, bad for movie stars everywhere.
Eddie Mannix: Go out there and find him. It's been 24 hours but we're looking for him. We don't want it in the gossip columns.

To help find and recover Baird Whitlock, Eddie Mannix enlists the help of some of his clients including two actors and a director. Mannix lays out the situation but it does not seem like his audience is truly understanding.

Deadpool Movie Quotes

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Deadpool Movie Quotes
Deadpool movie quotes bring the Marvel superhero character of the same name to the big screen for a feature film. Based on the character by Fabian Nicieza and Rob Liefeld, Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese penned the screenplay for the action comedy, which was directed by Tim Miller. As the eighth film in the X-Men series, Deadpool opened in theaters on February 12, 2016.

In Deadpool, former special ops agent Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) is diagnosed with terminal cancer, a development that leaves his love, Vanessa (Morena Baccarin), devastated. Wade is approached by someone who claims he can not only cure the cancer but transform Wade into something superhuman. Wade doesn't have any other better options and goes ahead with the experimental procedure. So while the regenerative mutation does cure the cancer, it also leaves Wade incredibly disfigured, slightly insane and with super healing powers. It also comes with a catch. See those responsible didn't want him to be a superhero, rather a super slave.

So when Vanessa is taken and Wade is left in this mutant state, he adopts the Deadpool alter ego to get his lady back and take down the man who put him in this awful predicament. To do that, he'll need some help but luckily he has a crew of fellow mutants there to stand by his side.

Also starring Ed Skrein, T.J. Miller and Gina Carano, Deadpool is just one of several highly anticipated 2016 films as was Hail, Caesar!, Kung Fu Panda 3, The Finest Hours, and The Revenant.
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Reeks Like Old Lady Pants
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: It reeks like old lady pants in here.
Blind Al: Why such a douche this morning?

Wade Wilson and his roommate, Blind Al, have a lovely relationship full of mutual respect. It might not be apparent in this situation, but it's there somewhere.
Your Mutated Cells
Francis/Ajax: When I'm finished, your mutated cells will heal anything but you still think we're making you a superhero. We're making you a super slave.
...
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: Whatever they did to me made my body indestructible but my face...
Weasel: No!
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: Look at me.
Weasel: I...
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: No, look at it.
Weasel: I don't want to.
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: See, exactly.

Wade decides to go through with the risky procedure to cure his cancer but it has some unexpected results. Not only was he changed into a superhero/super slave, but his face looks like something you can never unsee.
I Didn't Ask to Be Super
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: I didn't ask to be super and I'm no hero but when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a superhero.

Wade Wilson might be the most unlikely person to become a superhero but when the situation necessitates him to put on the red spandex and rescue the girl he loves, he becomes Deadpool.
Diagnosed with Terminal Cancer
Oncologist: Mr. Wilson, you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer.
Vanessa: I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this.
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: You're right. The cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate and brain, all things I can live without.

When Wade Wilson gets the news of his terminal cancer diagnosis, things do not look too good for him. His love interest, Vanessa, vows to be there to fight it with him, as unlikely as a recovery may be.
You Are Haunting
Weasel: You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: Thank you.

Wade's best friend Weasel makes no attempt to lie to Wade about his newfound appearance. Weasel explains this in various ways, including this naughty avocado reference.
Kind of Lonesome Back Here
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: Kind of lonesome back here. A little help here. Excuse me.
Dopinder: Dopinder
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: Pool, Dead
Dopinder: Why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: Well that's because it's Christmas day, Dopinder, and I'm after someone on my naughty list!

Deadpool grows bored in the back of a taxi so he crawls through the tiny hole between the seats and sits up front. Dopinder, interestingly enough, doesn't seem to mind and strikes up a conversation with his passenger.
Nobody's Getting Hurt
Colossus: We cant allow this, Deadpool.
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: I don't have time for your X-Men bull, Colossus! Besides, nobody's getting hurt! That guy was up there before we got here.

Fello mutant Colossus urges Deadpool to simmer down, citing safety. Deadpool doesn't think that he's doing much wrong though the dead guy in the background might disagree.
Way Too Much Dude for Me
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: Yeah, you're way too much dude for me. That's why I brought him! ... I mean, that's why I brought her! ... No, finish your tweet. Just give us a second here. Go get 'er, tiger! Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.

When Deadpool encounters Angel Dust, he comes into the battle a little on the cocky side. He thinks that Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead can easily take down this foe but that's not exactly what actually happens.
A Different Kind of Superhero Story
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: You're probably thinking, "This is a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a kebab." Surprise, this is a different kind of superhero story. To tell it right, we've gotta take you back before I squeezed into red spandex.

Breaking the fourth wall a bit, Deadpool describes what type of superhero movie this is. Of course this movie involves spandex like the typical Marvel film, but it is far from just like others in the genre.
You Sound Like an Infomercial
Recruiter: What if I told you we can cure you and give you abilities most men only dream of?
Wade Wilson/Deadpool: I'd say that you sound like an infomercial but not a good one, like Slapchop, more Shake Weighty.

Wade Wilson is sold an interesting solution to that pesky terminal cancer problem he's facing. Wade, however, doesn't believe this guy's claims, at least anymore than he believes those awful late night infomercials.

How to Be Single Movie Quotes

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How to Be Single Movie Quotes
How to Be Single movie quotes follow young singles who live it up in New York City. The romantic comedy movie was adapted into a screenplay by Dana Fox, Abby Kohn and Marc Silverstein from the book of the same name by Liz Tuccillo. Directed by Christian Ditter, How to Be Single opened in theaters on February 12, 2015.

In How to Be Single, Alice (Dakota Johnson) breaks up with her longterm boyfriend and friend Robin (Rebel Wilson) comforts her by taking her out for drinks. It's been a while since Alice has been in the dating game so Robin, who has her social game down to a science, teaches Alice the ropes. Between waxing down there, scoring free drinks, partaking in one night stands and quick hangover recovery, Alice has a number of tricks to pass along to her new partner in crime.

But as much as Robin and Alice, along with other friends such as Lucy (Alison Brie) and Meg (Leslie Mann), are enjoying the single life, when the casual nature of their personal lives turns into serious feelings, the dating waters become terribly hard to navigate.

How to Be Single had some stiff competition at the box office when it opened alongside Deadpool, Hail, Caesar!, Kung Fu Panda 3, The Finest Hours, and The Revenant.
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This is New York City
Tom: You're a pretty girl. This is New York City. There's like a billion people outside that door.

Tom compliments Alice and urges her to enjoy the city and all the people within it. She takes his advice, but still her connection with him might be her favorite one.
This is Not My Apartment
Robin: Ahhh! You need to get out!
Robin's Date: You're in my apartment.
Robin: This is not my apartment. Sorry. You were great last night.
Robin's Date: Was I?
Robin: I can't remember.

When Robin wakes after a rough night with a new friend, she freaks out and orders the guy to leave. Unfortunately for Robin, it's actually his place and she's the one who needs to do the leaving.
My Drink Number
Robin: In every male-female friendship, there's a total number of drinks and if you hit that, it means you will definitely have sex.
Alice: If I had more than five drinks, I would hook up with you.
Robin: My drink number is 27. I wouldn't even touch myself on less than 24.

Robin explains to Alice her theory on how many alcoholic drinks is needed to guarantee sex. It sounds like Alice's number is five while Robin's is nothing short of alcohol poisoning.
Babies with Hangovers
Alice: We have to be at work in like 30 minutes.
Robin: I can do this in 20.
Alice: That stuff is for babies!
Robin: Babies with hangovers... Are we good? Payment accepted. Let's go.

To make it into work in 30 minutes, Robin shows Alice a secret remedy, children's electrolyte drink. Robin also teaches Alice how to get things for free, showing cleavage.
Go Get Us Some Drinks
Robin: Let me teach you how to be single. Go get us some drinks.
Alice: Okay
Robin: No, you don't buy the drinks. Boys buy the drinks. Not with this wallet, with the sausage wallet.
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Alice: Hey, what's up, y'all? I don't know why I just said y'all. You all would have taken just as much time. Oh my god. Can I have two margaritas? Oh my god.

Robin has made it her job to enjoy the party life, including the free drinks and one night stands. Alice knows little of this world but Robin will make sure Alice learns very fast.
He's Too Young
Meg: I want a one night stand.
Alice: What about the guy over there?
Meg: No, he's too young.
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Ken: I'm Ken.
Meg: Is this one of those fetish things where you're like a foot fetish? Am I the foot?
Ken: Do you want to be the foot?

Meg is eager to have some casual sex but doesn't seem to be interested in the young guy who appears to be interested in her. So when Ken comes over, things get awkward fast.
If Tom Texts You
Robin: If Tom texts you, wait four hours to respond and if you use an emoji I will tit punch you.
Alice: No!
Robin: Emoji!

Robin gives Alice some rules for texting Tom, including specific instructions regarding emoji use. Alice fails to abide and pays the price.
Need to Get That Taken Care Of
Robin: You really need to get that taken care of.
Alice: What do you mean? I barely have any hair.
Robin: You should close your legs. There's a reason I stopped watching Duck Dynasty. Is that Tom Hanks from Castaway? Seriously, it's like Gandolf is staring right at me. 'No penis shall pass!'

In no uncertain terms, Robin blasts Alice for her pubic hair. The jury is out on if this lengthy mocking session will encourage Alice to get a wax or not.
Wasting a Night in New York City
Robin: Where are you going?
Alice: I'm going home.
Robin: I know breaking up sucks but you know what is even worse? Wasting a night in New York City.

Robin knows that Alice just broke up with her longterm boyfriend and urges her to enjoy the evening in the Big Apple. Poor Alice has no idea what she is about to get into with Robin.
You Should Cherish It
Alice: The thing about being single is, you should cherish it.

Having enjoyed being single, Alice has a new outlook on her personal life. No longer does she see relationships as the only way to be happy and plans to savor the single life.

Zoolander 2 Movie Quotes

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Zoolander 2 Movie Quotes
Zoolander No. 2 movie quotes bring all the satirical laughs back in a sequel to the 2001 comedy film following male models. Director Ben Stiller co-wrote the screenplay along with Justin Theroux, John Hamburg and Nick Stoller. Featuring oodles of celebrity cameos like the original, Zoolander No. 2 opened in theaters on February 12, 2016.

In Zoolander No. 2, male models Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) have been out of modeling for many years and living in seclusion. So when an invitation to return to the world of high fashion reunites them, they soon learn that the fashion world has changed immensely while they've been away.

Meanwhile, all the most beautiful people in the world are being murdered and left with Derek's trademark Blue Steel look on their face. To help find the person responsible, Interpol agent Valentina Valencia (Penelope Cruz) recruits Derek and Hansel. But that's not their only problem. Mugatu (Will Ferrell) is out of prison and back causing trouble again, including revenge on Derek Zoolander.

Also starring Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, Kyle Mooney and Benedict Cumberbatch, Zoolander No. 2 opened alongside the likes of Deadpool, Hail, Caesar!, Kung Fu Panda 3, The Finest Hours, and The Revenant.
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Toss Me the Knife
Hansel: Derek, toss me the knife.
Derek Zoolander: You got it!
Hansel: Ahhh!!

In need of a knife, Hansel asks Derek to toss him one. Derek obliges, but ends up stabbing Hansel in the leg. In Derek's defense, he did do what Hansel asked.
Prison Changed Me
Mugatu: Prison changed me! I am bad to the core now!
...
Mugatu: Todd! Where's my damn latté?

Fresh out of prison, Mugatu is a changed man. While he's a bit more hardcore now, his love for Todd and lattes is still the same.
Fashion's Changed
Hansel: Old?
Derek Zoolander: Lamé?
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Hansel: We were a joke out there. I guess fashion's changed.
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Don Atari: Meet the biggest supermodel in the whole world. This is All.
Derek Zoolander: Are you like a male model or a female model?
All: All is All.
Hansel: But I think he's asking, do you have a hot dog or a bun.
All: Ha ha ha, oops!

When Derek and Hansel try to return to the world of high fashion after many years away, it doesn't take long for them to realize just how much has changed. Their lack of intelligence, however, remains the same.
She's Hot. I Trust Her.
Valentina Valencia: Derek Zoolander?
Derek Zoolander: Yes
Valentina Valencia: Valentina Valencia, Interpol, Global Fashion Division
Hansel: Fashion Police? We're clean, lady. Go harass somebody else.
Derek Zoolander: Besides, I'm out of fashion.
Valentina Valencia: I need to talk to you. It has to do with the death of Justin Bieber.
Derek Zoolander: His death is not my problem.
Valentina Valencia: I can use the database at Interpol to help you find your son... If you help me.
Hansel: I think we gotta play ball with her. She's got some kind of database or something that she says will help us find little Derek, and she's hot. I trust her.
Valentina Valencia: Someone's trying to kill the world's most beautiful people. All of them died with your signature look. This is Blue Steel, right? We need you to infiltrate the world of high fashion.

Derek and Hansel are approached by Interpol agent Valentina Valencia who explains why she needs their help. Considering she's hot and has some database or something, they agree.
I Miss Not Knowing Things
Hansel: Why didn't we do this sooner?
Derek Zoolander: I thought you knew!
Hansel: I thought you knew!
Derek Zoolander: I miss not knowing things with you.

While neither Derek nor Hansel knows why they didn't reunite sooner, Derek does know one thing. He misses not knowing things with Hansel.
Give Me That Incredible Magnum
Hansel: You still got it, D-Zone. You're Derek Zoolander. You stopped a Chinese throwing star midair with a look. I was there.
Derek Zoolander: That's not me anymore.
Hansel: Yes, it is. Hey, flash me that beautiful look. Give me that incredible Magnum.
Derek Zoolander: No!
Hansel: Think fast! Magnum!
Derek Zoolander: Wait! No!
Hansel: Magnum, now! Come on! You got this but you gotta focus!
Derek Zoolander: Hansel, stop!
Hansel: Come on! You got this!
Derek Zoolander: Maybe we could try a washcloth.
Hansel: Tequila!
Derek Zoolander: Hansel, no! No, it's not working!

Hansel tries his best to get Derek back in shape after many years out of the game. While Derek once did stop a Chinese throwing star with a look, today, he's only getting hit in the face with any object Hansel can throw.
Hey, Fatlander
Little Kid: Hey, Fatlander!
Derek Zoolander: He switched the Zoo part with fat. That's how he came up with Fatlander!

Derek is appalled when a little kid calls him Fatlander instead of Zoolander. At least Derek can comprehend how the kid made that name. That counts right?
You're Asking Me Why I Killed Justin Bieber
Derek Zoolander: Why kill all those pop stars?
Mugatu: You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber. Really?!

Just like when Derek had to ask J.P. Prewitt why male models, Derek drops another dumb question when he asks Mugatu why he killed Justin Bieber.
Closed for Business
Valentina Valencia: Be careful, he'll try to get inside your head.
Derek Zoolander: Don't worry. It's closed for business.

Valentina tries to warn Derek about Mugatu, that Mugatu will get inside Derek's head. Lucky for Derek, there's little going on inside that head for Mugatu to infiltrate.
You Really Are an Idiot
Mugatu: Derek Zoolander, I've been expecting you. I've got a nasty itch. I'd ask you to scratch it but you'd think I was just trying to trick you.
Derek Zoolander: You're trying to make me think I shouldn't help you, in which case, I should do the opposite of that and help you.
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Derek Zoolander: Your move.
Mugatu: You really are an idiot, aren't you?

Poor Derek gets sucked right into Mugatu's reverse psychology when the two meet. Before Derek knows it, he's in chains and Mugatu is free.

'To Kill a Mockingbird' Quotes That'll Change How You Think

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To Kill A Mockingbird is not only an American classic, but since its release in 1960 it’s become a building block of the modern education system. When we read To Kill A Mockingbird passages we’re not just reading any old book, we’re reading a fictionalized, but very real, history of the Jim Crow era south. Now that Harper Lee has passed away, her gift to the literary community has become a monument to what someone can accomplish, and the book is certain to go on inspiring people to live a good life long after we've joined Lee in the great beyond. Harper Lee’s magnum opus is extremely quotable, but the best quotes from To Kill A Mockingbird are as applicable to life now as they were in the middle of the 20th century. On this list we’ve collected several of our favorite Harper Lee quotes from To Kill A Mockingbird to help you get through the day.

Each of the main characters in To Kill A Mockingbird has their version of wisdom that can help you get motivated and make it through the day. From Miss Maudie’s deceptively homespun common sense, to Atticus’ straight forward, no nonsense belief in truth and justice above all else; choosing to live your life according to the teaches of Harper Lee isn’t that bad of an idea. Everyone that’s read To Kill A Mockingbird has a favorite passage that they’ve carried with them since they first read the book. Even if you’ve never read the richly textured story of small town life in the south, these quotes will still help you get through the day.

Vote on the To Kill A Mockingbird Quotes that motivate you the most, and then take to the comments and leave us some of your favorite passages from Harper Lee’s masterpiece.
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"Hold your head high and keep those fists down. No matter what anybody says to you, don't you let 'em get your goat."

-Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Atticus, Chapter 9)


“People in their right minds never take pride in their talents.” 

-Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Miss Maudie, Chapter 10)

 


“Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.” 

-Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Atticus, Chapter 11)


"Nothin’s real scary except in books."

-Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Scout, Chapter 31)


“It's not time to worry yet.”

-Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Atticus, Chapter 22)


“Things are always better in the morning.” 

-Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Scout, Chapter 22)


You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.

 ― Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Atticus, Chapter 3)


“Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.” 

-Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Scout, Chapter 2)


“The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.” 

- Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Atticus, Chapter 11)


“I think there's just one kind of folks. Folks.” 

- Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Scout, Chapter 23)



Triple 9 Movie Quotes

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Triple 9 Movie Quotes
Triple 9 movie quotes tell the story of what happens when a team of crooked cops and criminals go to deadly great lengths to pull off a heist. The crime thriller was written by Matt Cook and directed by John Hillcoat. Named after the police code for officer down, Triple 9 opened in theaters on February 26, 2016.

In Triple 9, rookie cop Chris Allen (Casey Affleck) is assigned to partner with Marcus Atwood (Anthony Mackie). But what Chris doesn't know is that Marcus is corrupt and involved with a group of criminals including Michael Belmont (Chiwetel Ejiofor), Gabe Welch (Aaron Paul) and Russel Welch (Norman Reedus). After Marcus and the crew rob a bank, Chris, along with relative detective Jeffrey Allen (Woody Harrelson), investigate the case.

But when Russian Mafia boss Irina Vlaslov (Kate Winslet) blackmails the criminals and dirty cops, the team is forced to plan a much riskier heist. They know they need to distract the city's police force to pull this one off and know just what could do that, killing a cop. So when this cop is Marcus's partner, Chris, things get ugly.

Triple 9 hit theaters right after several other highly anticipated films such as Deadpool, Zoolander No. 2, Hail, Caesar!, and The Revenant.
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No Limit on What Desperate Men Will Do
Irina Vlaslov: There is no limit to what desperate men will do when pushed.

As one of the ringleaders of the Russian Mafia group, Irina explains just how cut-throat things can get when men get desperate. She fails to mention that she put a bunch of men in a desperate life-or-death situation, but that's just a pesky detail.
Insta-Google-Tweet-Face
Jeffrey Allen: Detective Allen, first time being robbed? No fun, right?
Bank Manager: They've got pictures of my family.
Jeffrey Allen: Be careful what you insta-google-tweet-face.

After the bank robbery, Detective Allen meets with the bank manager who explains that he's fearful for his family's safety. Allen offers some interesting advice about social media.
Get Home at the End of the Night
Jeffrey Allen: How's your job going?
Chris Allen: I'm trying to make a difference.
Jeffrey Allen: We're family. Your job: Get home at the end of the night.

Chris is ambitious to make a difference in his new career as a cop. But as Jeffrey, a detective himself, explains, he needs to make his own safety the first priority.
Out Monster the Monster
Jeffrey Allen: Out here, there is no good and there is no bad. To survive out here, you've got to out monster the monster. Can you do that?

In speaking to relative Chris, Jeffrey explains to the rookie cop that this profession is no walk in the park. You have to be more evil than the most evil criminals to catch them at their own game.
Marcus, You've Got a New Partner
Smith: Everybody, listen up. Marcus, you've got a new partner. Allow me to introduce Chris.
Marcus Atwood: Hey, sarg, can we talk about this?
Smith: Hell no
...
Marcus Atwood: The rules around here different. You better learn fast.

When Marcus learns that he has a new partner, rookie Chris Allen, he is not especially excited about it. Regardless, Marcus takes a moment to inform his new sidekick of how things work.
One for the Books
Michael Belmont: Let's make this one for the books.
...
Russel Welch: Call just went out, two and a half minutes.

Michael, Russel and the other men rob a bank, but it's no simple smash and grab job. This is a highly trained crew who has prepared for this moment for a long time. This is one they want to remember.
Who's That Fourth Guy?
Chris Allen: This guy's the leader.
Jeffrey Allen: You've gotta ask yourself, who's that fourth guy?
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Michael Belmont: Don't make me regret pulling you cops in for this.

In talking about the crime ring investigation, Jeffrey and Chris know three of the four guys involved but not the last. Little do they know, that last one is a cop on the wrong side of the law.
We Could Pull a 999
Irina Vlaslov: There is a second job.
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Michael Belmont: She'll kill every last one of us if we don't get this.
Pinto: We could pull a 999.
Michael Belmont: What is that?
Marcus Atwood: Yeah, it means a cop's been killed. Every cop in the city runs toward that call.
Jorge Rodriguez: I don't have a problem taking out a cop.
Marcus Atwood: There's gotta be a different way.
Jorge Rodriguez: I'll take out a cop just like that.

When the men learn that there is a second hit they need to do, they devise a plan to pull it off. This one is much more dangerous and might require something extreme, like killing a cop. Marcus is conflicted with this idea.

Gods of Egypt Movie Quotes

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Gods of Egypt Movie Quotes
Gods of Egypt movie quotes tell the story of what happens when a mortal and Egyptian god team up to save the world from a fellow god eager to take over the empire. The fantasy film was written by Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless, and directed by Alex Proyas. Showing in 2D, 3D and IMAX 3D, Gods of Egypt opened on February 26, 2016.

In Gods of Egypt, god of darkness Set (Gerard Butler) feels entitled to the throne to the Egyptian empire and will do whatever it takes to steal it from god of sun Ra (Geoffrey Rush). An empire under Set would be devastating to the residents and to thwart that outcome, a number of people need to step up to the battle.

But the most likely hero, god of the skies Horus (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau), has lost his eyes. So Zata (Courtney Eaton) encourages her love interest, mortal Bek (Brenton Thwaites) to go on the unlikely quest to recover and return Horus's eyes and join Horus in taking Set down. None of the above are easy, but necessary to save them all. Luckily, the mortal takes on the challenge.

Gods of Egypt had stiff competition at the box office when it opened alongside the likes of Triple 9, Deadpool, Zoolander No. 2, Hail, Caesar!, and The Revenant.
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Bow Before Me
Set: Bow before me or die.

For Set, being the god of storms does not come with any ounce of humbleness. He orders his legion of soldiers to bow before him and submit or perish. How charming.
There is Chaos
Ra: Egypt has always been a paradise. But now there is chaos. God of the Air, you must protect the mortals.
Horus: I don't know if I'm strong enough.
Ra: Then become stronger!

As Ra explains, in also explaining the plot of the film, Egypt is under attack and Horus must save them all. When Horus explains that he might not be able to save them, Ra orders him to improve himself.
Only a Mad Man Would Try Such a Thing
Zaya: Set has taken over Egypt and enslaved its people. Only one god can save us but not without his eyes.
Bek: Stealing from a god, only a mad man would try such a thing.
Zaya: Where do you suppose we could find someone so mad?

Zaya lays out a nearly impossible plan to Bek, one that he thinks would be insanity at best. This isn't stopping her from encouraging Bek to get involved with it.
I Will Bring Them Reckoning!
Set: Behold the fate of those who stand in my way. I will bring them reckoning!

Set doesn't mess around when talking to his enemies or even those who march behind him. Dare we even ask how he'd act if someone was there to make that big ego even bigger?
The Power to Make This Right
Zaya: You have the power to make this right!
Bek: So how do we stop them?
Horus: Try to keep up.

On the encouragement of Zaya, Bek returns the much-needed eyes of Horus then joins him to attempt to take down Set. None of this is easy, just as Bek, a mere mortal, keeping up with Horus isn't either.
I Command You
Horus: You!
Hathor: Just shut up and stay out of my way.
Anat: Pretty girl, you don't belong in battle. Burn her!
Hathor: What a lovely creature you are. Let me help you. You are so very cold. Warm yourself. I command you.

Anat sees a pretty girl in Hathor and orders her serpent to attack her. Hathor, however, seems to have a way with the serpent and quickly makes it work for her favor.
We Should Run
Bek: I guess we should run.
Horus: Run?
Bek: Us mortals do it all the time!

To get themselves out of a dangerous situation, Bek has a simple solution: They run. For a god, this small act of retreat is far from ordinary.
Immortality Awaits Us All
Ra: What do you want?
Set: Immortality
Ra: Immortality awaits us all in the afterlife.
Set: I don't want to die. I want to live, forever, down there in the lands I conquered, my kingdom. This should be my reward.
Ra: How? The only way to achieve this is unthinkable. You would unleash chaos upon creation. You would destroy everything!
Set: Not destroy, reshape. I will take your place, but it won't be sitting on some damn boat.

Set feels entitled to immortality after conquering so much land on earth. But when Ra doesn't agree, things get ugly fast.
Impossible
Horus: Are you sure you're not a god?
Bek: What would I be the god of?
Horus: Impossible

While Bek isn't the most likely Egyptian God, there just might be a place for him in that elite brotherhood. What he might be a god of, on the other hand, isn't as flattering.

Peter Capaldi's Best One Liners on Doctor Who

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Peter Capaldi
As the twelfth doctor, Peter Capaldi is more brusque and curmudgeonly than his predecessors, yet still endearing in his own distinctly Doctor Who way. Capaldi and erstwhile sidekick Jenna Coleman (Clara Oswald) play off of each other well, with Clara being the heart and the Doctor as the frazzled braniac. He's impatient and sometimes downright nasty, with a penchant for telling it like it is, providing some of the most memorable lines of the series.

This is a compilation of his most quotable moments delivered in his straight-to-the-point fashion. Vote up your favorite lines from Peter Capaldi's as the Twelfth Doctor. And don't forget your sonic screwdriver!

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On Why You Can't Trust Hugs

When you put it that way...
On His Eyebrows

I guess you could say his eyebrows are to him what bow ties were to Matt Smith.
On What It Means to Be Scottish

 No one else can complain about it though.
That One Time He Referenced Another Dr. Who Line

I see what you did there.
On Bedrooms

Only an alien would say this.

On Clara's Role

Truth be told.
On His Secret Weapon

Not the best choice of a weapon, but he's not one for weapons anyway.
On What Love Is

Because Cyberman Danny would never hurt Clara.
On How He's Rarely Wrong

He's not wrong about rarely being wrong.
On Alien (the Movie)

Spoken like a true extra-terrestrial.

Zootopia Movie Quotes

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Zootopia Movie Quotes
Zootopia movie quotes follow one rookie cop looking to prove herself on the job in a land where animals rule. The animated adventure comedy was written by Jared Bush and Phil Johnson using a story they created with Byron Howard, who also directs, and Rich Moore. Released by Walt Disney Animation Studios, Zootopia opened in theaters on March 4, 2016.

In Zootopia, Officer Judy Hopps (voiced by Ginnifer Goodwin) is the first bunny to be appointed to the Zootopia Police Department. After a failed arrest of criminal Duke Weaselton (voiced by Alan Tudyk), Hopps is placed on parking duty by Police Chief Bogo (voiced by Idris Elba). But Bogo gives her one chance to make it or break it, in finding the missing husband of Mrs. Otterton (voiced by Octavia Spencer).

So Officer Hopps teams up with an unlikely partner, con artist Nick Wilde (voiced by Jason Bateman) as Nick could be a key witness in the disappearance. The pair work to solve the case on an extremely tight deadline, something that brings them in contact with a number of fun characters (including voices by J.K. Simmons, Tommy Chong, Jenny Slate, Shakira, and Kristen Bell) and something that proves to be incredibly difficult.

Zootopia brought some animated fun to theaters which were already showing other films such as Triple 9, Gods of Egypt, Deadpool, Zoolander No. 2, and Hail, Caesar!.
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Have a Donut, Copper
Officer Judy Hopps: Sorry, coming through. Excuse me. Pardon me. ... Hey, stop right there!
Duke Weaselton: Have a donut, copper!

A fierce chase after suspect Duke Weaselton is quite the scary incident for those in Zootopia, especially those who come under foot during the pursuit. Lucky for Officer Hopps, there's a giant donut in town there to help her apprehend the suspect.
Assistant Mayor of Zootopia
Nick Wilde: So fluffy!
Officer Judy Hopps: Hey!
Nick Wilde: She would never let me get this close!
Officer Judy Hopps: You can't just touch a sheep's wool!
Nick Wilde: It's like cotton candy.
Officer Judy Hopps: Stop it!
Assistant Mayor Bellwether: Where to?
Officer Judy Hopps: Uh, Rainforest District
Assistant Mayor Bellwether: There's traffic cams for the whole city. Well, this is so exciting actually. I mean, well, you know, I never get to do anything this important.
Officer Judy Hopps: You're the Assistant Mayor of Zootopia.
Assistant Mayor Bellwether: Oh, I'm more of a glorified secretary. I think Mayor Lionheart just wanted the sheep vote, but he did give me that nice mug!
Officer Judy Hopps: Oh
Assistant Mayor Bellwether: It feels good to be appreciated.
Mayor Lionheart: Smellwether!
Assistant Mayor Bellwether: Oh, that's a fun little name that he likes to use. I called him Lionfart once. He did not care for that. Let me tell you, it was not a good day for me. Yes, sir?
Mayor Lionheart: I thought you were going to cancel my afternoon.
Assistant Mayor Bellwether: Oh dear, I better go. Let me know what you find. It was really nice for me to be...
Mayor Lionheart: While we're young, Smellwether!
Nick Wilde: Do you think when she goes to sleep she counts herself?
Officer Judy Hopps: Oh shush!

A quick ask for help of Assistant Mayor Bellwether from Officer Hopps and Nick Wilde turns a bit too real too fast. Between the mean nicknames, the disrespect from Mayor Lionheart and the sheep jokes, the meeting gets awkward.
I Need You to Run a Plate
Officer Judy Hopps: Uh, I need you to run a plate.
Nick Wilde: Flash is the fastest guy in there. He can run a plate like that.
Officer Judy Hopps: Wait, they're all sloths?
Nick Wilde: What, are you saying that because he's a sloth he can't be fast? ... Flash, Flash, 100-yard dash, it's nice to see you.
Flash: Nice... to... see you... too...
Officer Judy Hopps: Officer Judy Hopps, CPD, how are you?
Flash: I am... doing...
Officer Judy Hopps: Fine?
Flash: Well... What...
Nick Wilde: Hang in there.
Flash: Can I... do...
Officer Judy Hopps: Well I was hoping you could run a plate
Flash: For you...
Officer Judy Hopps: Well I was hoping you could
Flash: Today...
Officer Judy Hopps: Well I was hoping you could run a plate for us. We are in a really big hurry.
Flash: What's the...
Officer Judy Hopps: 29T
Flash: Number
Officer Judy Hopps: 29THD03
Flash: Two... nine... T
Officer Judy Hopps: HD03
Flash: H...
Officer Judy Hopps: D03
Flash: D...
Officer Judy Hopps: Mmmhmm, 03
Flash: Zero...
Officer Judy Hopps: Three!
Nick Wilde: Hey Flash, want to hear a joke?
Officer Judy Hopps: No!
Flash: Sure
Nick Wilde: What do you call a three-humped camel?
Flash: I don't... know...
Nick Wilde: Pregnant
Flash: Ha... Ha... Ha...
Officer Judy Hopps: Haha, yes, very funny! Can we please just focus on the task?
Flash: Hey...
Officer Judy Hopps: Wait, wait, wait!
Flash: Pricilla...
Pricilla: Yes... Flash...
Flash: What... do... you call...
Officer Judy Hopps: A three-humped camel? Pregnant!
Flash: Three
Officer Judy Hopps: Okay, great, we got it!
Flash: Humped...
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Officer Judy Hopps: Hurry! We've gotta beat the rush hour! And it's night!?

When Officer Hopps needs to trace a license plate, she and Nick head to the DMV. Similar to real life, that simple task takes forever as the office is literally staffed with sloths.
Not Just Some Token Bunny
Chief Bogo: This is priority one! ... Hopps, parking duty.
Officer Judy Hopps: Sir, I'm not just some token bunny.
Chief Bogo: You strike out, you resign.
Officer Judy Hopps: Deal!

Officer Hopps is not entertained when Chief Bogo assigns her to parking duty. She yearns for more in the job and Bogo gives her one chance to prove herself or leave the profession.
A Key Witness
Officer Judy Hopps: Hello! I'm here to ask you some questions about a case.
Nick Wilde: Then they should have gotten a real cop to solve it.
Officer Judy Hopps: You are under arrest!
Nick Wilde: For what, hurting your feelings?
Officer Judy Hopps: You are a key witness...
Nick Wilde: No, he is...
Officer Judy Hopps: Hey!

Confronting a possible witness to a crime doesn't go so well for Officer Hopps. That witness, Nick, needs only a couple words to distract her and run away.
We Can Only Solve it Together
Officer Judy Hopps: I have 36 hours left. We can only solve it together.

Knowing that her police officer career depends on the success of this case, Officer Hopps breaks down what she needs to do. She must work together with Nick Wilde to solve this, even if he is the most unlikely partner.
Poor Little Bunny
Officer Judy Hopps: Excuse me, down here, hi.
Clawhauser: Oh M goodness, they really did hire a bunny! What? You are even cuter than I thought you'd be!
Officer Judy Hopps: Oooh, uh, you probably didn't know but a bunny can call another bunny cute but when other animals do it, it's a little...
Clawhauser: I am so sorry! Me, Benjamin Clawhauser, the guy everyone thinks is just a flabby donut-loving cop, stereotyping you.
Officer Judy Hopps: That's okay. Oh, you've actually got, you've actually got, there's a...
Clawhauser: A what?
Officer Judy Hopps: In your neck, there's
Clawhauser: There you went, you little dickens!
Officer Judy Hopps: I should get to roll call. So which way do I?
Clawhauser: Oh, bullpen's over there to the left.
Officer Judy Hopps: Great, thank you!
Clawhauser: Aww, that poor little bunny's going to get eaten alive.

Proper interactions between species and stereotyping are just two of the topics discussed when Officer Hopps meets Clawhauser. On the bright side, if you've never seen an obese cheetah who loses donuts in his rolls, this is your chance.
I've Got Dibs
Officer McHorn: This is Officer McHorn. We've got a 1031.
Officer Judy Hopps: I've got dibs! Officer Hopps, I am in pursuit! Woo woo!

Officer Judy Hopps is, well, a bit eager to impress during one of her first shifts as a police officer. So when a 1031 call comes in, she jumps at the opportunity to chase down her first real crook.
Not About How Badly You Want Something
Chief Bogo: It's not about how badly you want something. It's about what you are capable of.

Chief Bogo gives some harsh truth to how success works. Simply wanting something is not enough, you have to also be capable of providing results.
You Bunnies, So Emotional
Officer Judy Hopps: I am a real cop!
Nick Wilde: Never let them see that it gets to you. You bunnies, so emotional.

Feeling down, Officer Hopps unloads her emotions on Nick Wilde. He gives her a quick pep talk, then follows up with a generalized opinion about bunnies.

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London Has Fallen Movie Quotes
London Has Fallen movie quotes continue the story started in the 2013 film Olympus Has Fallen following the President of the United States of America and one Secret Service agent who must protect themselves from terrorists. The action thriller was written by Creighton Rothenberger, Katrin Benedikt, Chad St. John and Christian Gudegast. Directed by Babak Najafi, London Has Fallen opened in theaters on March 4, 2016.

In London Has Fallen, American President Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart) heads to London for an impromptu trip, the funeral of the British Prime Minister. His closest Secret Service agent, Mike Banning (Gerard Butler), goes with him and soon gets the feeling that despite the massive security at the event, something is not right. These feelings ring true when terrorists strike and take out five world leaders.

While Mike and POTUS flee, the terrorist leader behind the attack, Aamir Barkawi (Alon Moni Aboutboul), begins to search for the American President and make demands on the rest of the US Government including Vice President Allan Trumbull (Morgan Freeman), Secretary of Defense Ruth McMillan (Melissa Leo) and Director of the United States Secret Service Lynne Jacobs (Angela Bassett). This sets up a cat and mouse game between the sides with the US looking for Barkawi, Mike and Asher laying low in London and Barkawi, while searching for the President, carrying out additional terrorist attacks in the meantime.

London Has Fallen joined theaters already showing other films including Zootopia, Triple 9, Gods of Egypt, and Deadpool.
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Most Protected Event on Earth
Female News Anchor: With security of unprecedented levels, this isn't just a gathering of the world's most powerful leaders, it is the most-protected event on earth.
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Agent Bronson: What's wrong?
Mike Banning: Nothing... It bugs the hell out of me.

When world leaders arrive for a funeral in London, everything appears safe and secure. But to Mike Banning, this calm quiet energy ignites his Spidey sense that something may be amiss.
America Will Rise Up
Vice President Allan Trumbull: To those who threaten our freedom: America will rise up. And make no mistake, we will find you and we will destroy you.

Vice President Allan Trumbull issues some stern words to anyone who tries to go against the United States. Mess with them and they will mess right back.
I Will Not Be Executed as Propaganda
President Benjamin Asher: I will not be executed as propaganda. You don't let them take me. If it comes to it, I want you to kill me. That's an order.

President Asher wants nothing to do with the idea of himself dying in front of the world in some propaganda stunt. He issues a direct order to Mike Banning to prevent that but that's a tough order for Mike to follow.
Hell of a Presidential Race
Mike Banning: Hell of a presidential race, sir.
President Benjamin Asher: Everyday the same damn joke! What the hell they make you out of?
Mike Banning: Bourbon and poor choices

In their morning run, Secret Service Agent Mike Banning makes his daily bad joke to the President of the United States, Benjamin Asher. If the reviews about this film are to be believed, that's not the only bad joke to come.
An Attack Has Decimated the British Capital
Male News Anchor: An attack has decimated the British capital.
Female News Anchor: Five of the world leaders are now dead. The American President is unaccounted for.

News of the terrorist attacks on world leaders in London spread across the airwaves and the outcome is tragic. Not only are five leaders dead, but the POTUS is missing as well.
Kill Him Slowly and Broadcast It
Aamir Barkawi: We're going to kill him slowly and broadcast it live.
Mike Banning: Yeah, well you should have brought more men.

In speaking to Secret Service Agent Mike Banning, personal protector of the American President, Barkawi makes no secret what he wants to do. But to do that, he'll need to get through Banning first.
Number Six on the 10 List
Aamir Barkawi: To our friends in the West
Vice President Allan Trumbull: Barkawi
Secretary of Defense Ruth McMillan: Number six on the 10 list
Vice President Allan Trumbull: What do you want?
Aamir Barkawi: Your President
Vice President Allan Trumbull: That's not going to happen.
Aamir Barkawi: Then every death from this moment forward will go on your head.

In the Situation Room, Vice President Allan Trumbull, Secretary of Defense Ruth McMillan and others teleconference with the terrorist leader responsible for the attacks, Aamir Barkawi. Neither side is messing around with clear lines drawn for what they want to happen.
London is Just the First Stop
Vice President Allan Trumbull: We have to find Barkawi before he finds the President.
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Aamir Barkawi: London is just the first stop. Just imagine every major city, descending into chaos. Your President dies tonight.

The cat and mouse game between the Americans and Barkawi begins with the US Government looking for Barkawi and Barkawi searching for the United States President. Who will live and who will die depends on which sides finds their mark first.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Movie Quotes

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot movie quotes follow one female journalist's adventures reporting from Afghanistan during the war on terrorism. The comedy movie was adapted into a screenplay by Robert Carlock from the book The Taliban Shuffle: Strange Days in Afghanistan and Pakistan by Kim Barker. Glenn Ficarra and John Requa directed Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, which opened in theaters on March 4, 2016.

In Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Kim Baker (Tina Fey) is an unmarried, childless television journalist who takes an assignment as a war correspondent in Afghanistan, both for the change of scenery and to get away from a sub-optimal boyfriend. She arrives in Afghanistan and quickly makes friends, including with fellow female journalist Tanya Vanderpoel (Margot Robbie), freelance photographer Iain MacKelpie (Martin Freeman) and fixer Fahim Ahmadzai (Christopher Abbott).

While Kim is in the company of US Marines, led by General Hollanek (Billy Bob Thornton), her work in the area is quite dangerous. From the armed combatants trying to blow them up to the sexual advances from Afghan government official Ali Massoud Sadiq (Alfred Molina), Kim has her work cut out for her. So when the chance to break a big, yet incredibly dangerous, story presents itself, she has to decide how far she is willing to go for her career.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot joins theaters already showing other films including Zootopia, London Has Fallen, Triple 9, Gods of Egypt, and Deadpool.
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The Travel or the Crying?
Ed Faber: The network needs reporters on the ground in Afghanistan and you folks are all the unmarried, childless personnel in this bureau. Kim, are you going to be joining in?
Kim Baker: The travel or the crying? How many people do you need?

A staff meeting between Kim and her news team quickly turns awkward for most everyone involved. When others see failures in their lives, Kim sees an opportunity to break out of her rut and change her life for the better.
So Nice to Have Another Woman
Tanya Vanderpoel: Oh my god, so nice to have another woman in the house! In Afghanistan, you're a serious piece of ass. In New York, you're like a six, seven. Here, you are a nine, borderline 10.
Kim Baker: What are you here, like a 15?
Tanya Vanderpoel: Yeah
Kim Baker: Huh

Fellow female reporter Tanya Vanderpoel is super excited to see Kim move into the low-budget journalist housing in Afghanistan. Tanya also takes a moment to explain to Kim that the rating scale for women works there, and ask a favor.
Meaty Asset Must Be Dumping Out
Tucker Wang: Are you okay, ma'am?
Kim Baker: I gotta pee.
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Sgt. Hurd: We're still five mikes. Meaty asset must be dumping out.
Kim Baker: No, I'm just getting my pants on!

In Afghanistan, a simple task like going to the restroom is quite the operation. Add being a woman and a civilian on top of that and you're got quite the pit stop, as noticed by the Marines with whom Kim is traveling.
How Can We Get to Know Each Other?
Kim Baker: You should let me interview you.
Ali Massoud Sadiq: But I do not know you. How can we get to know each other?
Kim Baker: Heh

Looking for an exclusive interview, Kim approaches Afghan government leader Ali Massoud Sadiq. He too wants something exclusive from Kim, and he doesn't mean an interview.
The Most American White Lady Story
Shakira Khar: We are all here for a reason. So what's your reason?
Kim Baker: I just wanted out of my job. I wanted out of my mildly depressive boyfriend. I just wanted to blow everything up.
Shakira Khar: That's the most American white lady story I've ever heard.

Around cocktails, Shakira, Kim and Tanya discuss how they all found themselves in Afghanistan. For Kim, her story is quite possibly the most stereotypical white lady American story ever.
You Will in No Way Distract Them
Gen. Hollanek: I've seen people with actual experience make bad decisions here. So while you're outside the wire with my men, you will in no way distract them. Understood?
Kim Baker: Are you asking me not to sleep with your soldiers?
Gen. Hollanek: Not soldiers, Marines. You're not here to sleep with or perform jobs of any type on my Marines. Clear copy, Miss Baker?
Kim Baker: Copy that
Gen. Hollanek: Good

General Hollanek lays out some ground rules for Kim when she arrives on base. He doesn't want his Marines distracted by her and explicitly forbids her from any sexual involvement with his men as a result.
Either We Go Big or We Go Home
Tanya Vanderpoel: Look, either we go big or we go home.
Kim Baker: I need a story. I need to get something on the air.
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Gen. Hollanek: It's too dangerous.
Kim Baker: Don't you think it would be great, that kind of exposure?
Gen. Hollanek: Pretty good for you too

With an opportunity to snag a big story, Tanya and Kim agree to take some risks for the benefit of their work. This idea, however, doesn't suit the conservative General Hollanek too well.
You Must Get It
Kim Baker: They like to shoot off guns here. You must get it. You're from Florida.

Kim makes a unique comparison to people in the Middle East and those in Florida as they both seem to thoroughly enjoy shooting big guns for pleasure. She's technically not wrong, but perhaps that comparison is a wee bit extreme.

Knight of Cups Movie Quotes

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Knight of Cups movie quotes take viewers on an experimental film journey following one screenwriter who tries to navigate the confusing land of Hollywood. The drama film was written and directed by Terrence Malick and loosely inspired by The Pilgrim's Progress and Hymn of the Pearl. After premiering at the 65th Berlin International Film Festival, Knight of Cups opened in theaters on March 4, 2016.

In Knight of Cups, viewers follow Rick (Christian Bale) through eight chapters, named for tarot cards and each focused on a different secondary character. He meets Della (Imogen Poots), a young woman who distracts him from his real life, and deals with family issues, specifically with brother Barry (Wes Bentley) and father, Joseph (Brian Dennehy). Rick is taken into the world of Hollywood excess by Tonio (Antonio Banderas), who both indulges in excess himself and recognizes the act, and deals with ex-wife Nancy (Cate Blanchett), a doctor.

The women keep coming for Rick as he has some fun with model Helen (Freida Pinto) and stripper Karen (Teresa Palmer). He reunites with past love Elizabeth (Natalie Portman) and makes a new friend in Isabel (Isabel Lucas). But through all of these adventures, Rick never feels as though he is himself or even remembers who he really is, or wanted to become. This sends him on a journey to find that, if that's even possible.

Knight of Cups was just one of several films in theaters in March 2016 alongside Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Zootopia, London Has Fallen, and Deadpool.
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You L.A. Flavors
Tonio: You L.A. flavors, sometimes you want raspberry and after a while you want some strawberry.

At a party filled with celebrities and other Hollywood socialites gives Tonio some perspective from which he can reflect. He sees those in Los Angeles as always wanting a new flavor in life and never settling for the same thing for too long, mainly because they can.
Is This a Friendship We Have?
Helen: Is this a friendship we have? I don't want to wreak havoc in men's lives anymore.

Helen asks Rick about their relationship. Is it a friendship or romantic relationship? She doesn't know, but does know what she wants to do, stop hurting men.
We Find Me
Isabel: We find me.

Though she doesn't come right out and say it, Isabel knows that she will show Rick the way. He was long lost and Isabel is his key to moving forward.
You Look Different These Days
Nancy: You look different these days. What is going on with you? ... I couldn't help you stay on the right path. You head was turned in the wrong direction.

In speaking with his ex-wife, Nancy, Rick hears things he does not want to hear. As Nancy states, he has fallen off the right path and is someone she barely recognizes.
Remember the Story I Used to Tell You
Joseph: Remember the story I used to tell you when you were a boy, about a young prince, sent by his father, the king of the east, to find a pearl?

Joseph, Rick's father, reminds him of a story that Joseph told Rick when Rick was young. It involves a prince who was seeking a pearl but caught up in the festivities of life and fell into a deep sleep. Perhaps there's a parallel to Rick's life somewhere here.
I Hope You Have Children
Ruth: I hope you have children. You're always wondering are they too cold or are they warm enough.

In one of several random scenes from the film, Ruth expresses to Rick that she hopes he can one day have kids so he can understand how parents worry about their children. Maybe Rick could take a lesson in considering the feelings of others a bit more.
You Want a Love Experience
Della: You did't want love. You want a love experience.

Della seems quite finely tuned to Rick's intent with her. He does not want love, only the experience of love, which are two very different things.
You Have Love in You
Elizabeth: You have love in you. I know it.

Reflecting on their time together, Elizabeth does not express anger for Rick's action rather states that she knows he has some good in him. She knows somewhere deep down in who Rick truly is, there is love.
The Life of Someone I Didn't Even Know
Rick: All those years, living the life of someone I didn't even know... You see the palm trees. They tell you anythings possible...

Rick reflects on his life, or at least the life he lived rather than the person who lived it, whom he says he does not know. He fell into the trap of living in paradise and enjoying the now, rather than truly finding his place and purpose in this world.
The Man I Wanted to Be
Rick: I can't remember the man I wanted to be.

Rick knows that once upon a time he wanted to do something with his life. He, however, cannot remember what that something was or who he sought to become as a grown man.


10 Cloverfield Lane Movie Quotes

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10 Cloverfield Lane movie quotes follow the lives of three people in an underground bunker to protect themselves from a seemingly unsafe world outside. The science fiction thriller was written by Josh Campbell, Matt Stuecken, and Damien Chazelle, and directed by Dan Trachtenberg. Called a "blood relative" to the 2008 film Cloverfield by producer J. J. Abrams, 10 Cloverfield Lane opened in theaters on March 11, 2016.

In 10 Cloverfield Lane, Michelle (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) flees a fight with boyfriend ben (Bradley Cooper) but soon crashes her car. She awakes sometime later chained up in a strange underground bunker where she meets Howard (John Goodman). Howard explains that he rescued her after her crash and is holding her in his doomsday bunker for her own safety. He states that the world outside is no longer habitable due to some type of attack but they are safe in the bunker.

While Michelle finds a way to live in the bunker, along with Emmet (John Gallagher, Jr.) who is there by choice, she soon become skeptical of Howard's true motives. So with the help of Emmet, Michelle devises a plan to escape but when plans don't go as designed, and she does not find outside what she expected, things get dangerous, and fast.

10 Cloverfield Lane was just one of several great films in theaters in March 2016 alongside Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Knight of Cups, Zootopia, and London Has Fallen.
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You Don't Know What's Out There
Howard: You don't know what's out there!

In an effort to convince Michelle to stay in the bunker with him and Emmet, Howard explains that Michelle is safer with them than outside. Michelle knows little about what is really happening outside, but she does have some very real suspicions about Howard.
Being Prepared
Howard: I focus on being prepared.

Like your cookie cutter doomsday prepper, Howard likes to be prepared. He's prepare to the tune of an underground bunker with years worth of canned food.
Something's Coming
Howard: Something's coming.

Howard seems to firmly believe that something apocalyptic is coming to the outside world. While his belief is technically accurate, when this world we live in will actually end, be it tomorrow or in a million years, is not known.
Don't Open That Door
Howard: No! No! No! No! No! Don't open that door! You're going to get all of us killed!

As Michelle approaches the door to the outdoor world, Howard begs her to reconsider her escape. He states that if she opens the door, they are all dead, however, whether that's the truth or just his story is yet to be determined.
I'm Going to Keep You Alive
Michelle: What are you going to do to me?
Howard: I'm going to keep you alive. You were in an accident and I saved your life by bringing you here. Everyone outside of here is dead.

Upon waking up after her car accident, Michelle is scared to learn she's been chained up in an underground bunker. Howard tries to explain that she's there for her own safety but that seems a bit hard to believe.
How Do You Know This is Real?
Michelle: How do you know that this is real?

In speaking to Emmet, Michelle asks why Emmet is so sure that whatever Howard claims is happening outside is real. Emmet doesn't immediately respond, at least in this clip, but he seems to be in the bunker willingly, if that helps.
There's No Place Like Home
Howard: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Channeling his inner Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz, Howard chants over and over her iconic line. While he might not have any ruby slippers to click together, he hopes this act will keep them save.
One Year, Maybe Two
Michelle: How long do we have to wait?
Howard: One year, maybe two

When Michelle asks how long Howard expects to be in the bunker, Howard has a somewhat clear answer. Clearly he is prepared to stay there as long as needed, until whatever he's hiding from is no longer a threat.
What Was That?
Emmet: What was that?
Howard: Quiet!

Emmet, Michelle and Howard hear and feel a loud boom coming from the land outside above them. They don't immediately know what caused it, but are not especially eager to find out either.
I Knew This Day Would Come
Howard: I knew this day would come. It's not safe out there.

While it's entirely possible that Howard is straight up nuts, he was right that someday, somewhere the world we know would become unsafe. That's why his doomsday bunker is coming in quite handy right about now.

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The Perfect Match Movie Quotes
The Perfect Match movie quotes tell what happens when a serial casual dater takes a dare to try monogamy for a while. The romantic comedy was written by Brandon Broussard, Gary Hardwick, and Dana Verde, and directed by Bille Woodruff. The Perfect Match opened in theaters in the United States on March 11, 2016.

In The Perfect Match, Charlie (Terrence J) is a successful, wealthy entertainment agent who loves his women. He's made a habit out of chasing a woman just long enough to have sex then losing interest nearly immediately. While this suits him, his friends, including Rick (Donald Faison), Pressie (Dascha Polanco), Victor (Robert Christopher Riley) and Ginger (Lauren London), along with his sister Sherry (Paula Patton), urge him to grow up emotionally and romantically.

So Charlie agrees to a bet with his friends who wager that if he dates the same woman for 30 days, the same amount of time before Ginger and Victor's wedding, that he will leave a changed man. Charlie thinks this will never happen but after he meets Eva (Cassie Ventura), he realizes that maybe he does have the capacity to love one woman after all.

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Nothing More Important in Life
Charlie: There's nothing more important in life than going after what you love.

Speaking at the wedding of Victor and Ginger, Charlie shows a new side of himself when discussing love. Perhaps this experiment to date a woman longer than usual has changed him for the better.
Karen Does That for Me Now
Avatia: My advisor says that I can't engage in any negative facial expressions so Karen does that for me now.

Charlie meets with client Avatia who is acting like the biggest diva ever. Not only has she been carried into the office, but she also has an assistant there to give dirty looks on her behalf. This will not go well to making her relatable to her fans.
Your Heart is Frozen
Sherry: My little brother, your heart is frozen because of your emotional immaturity.

Acting as the older sister/professional therapist she is, Sherry confronts Charlie as they meet for a smoothie. She encourages him to grow emotionally so he can find out what love is like.
It's Time to Grow Up
Ginger: Why do you bring these little clingy girls around?
Charlie: You guys know how I am. As soon as I have sex with them, it's like all of my interests disappear.
Ginger: It's time to grow up. Doesn't it get old?
Charlie: Nope. It stays right around 20.
Pressie: Wow!
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Ginger: You are not bringing one of these little floozies to my wedding.

Ginger takes the time over a meal to call out Charlie on his immature dating ways, and by dating that means courting a woman, sleeping with her then never calling her again. While Charlie sees no problem with this practice, Ginger doesn't want him bringing some floozie to her upcoming wedding.
I Want to Try Something New
Eva: So, you've never been in a long term relationship?
Charlie: No, you?
Eva: I've never been in a short relationship... I want to try something new.

The dating styles of Charlie and Eva cannot be more different. He's never been one for commitment and she's never been a player. Perhaps they are the perfect match.
Take Us on a Bet
Charlie: Look, you've been dreaming about being with Ginger since we were kids. You been dreaming about having little Rickys running around, and I've been dreaming about making money, driving a fast car and hooking up with models.
Rick: Take us on a bet. You date a woman until Vic's wedding and you see if you get attached.

Charlie's best guy friends take him to task on his casual dating style and issue him a challenge. They task him to date one woman for 30 days and see if it changes him.
That's Not Fair
Eva: No strings, that's what we said. A man can bounce around to woman to woman but if I do it, I'm a bad person. That's not fair.
Charlie: For the first time, I actually allow myself to feel something.

As could be expected in a typical romantic comedy, Eva is focused on staying true to their goal of a no-strings relationship while Charlie is getting attached. It's really not fair, but wildly predictable.
This Chick is Amazing
Charlie: This chick is amazing. When she walks in the room, it's special.

Unexpectedly, Charlie begins to feel actual feelings for a woman, and feelings more than a desire to have sex. Perhaps he's met the one that will make him an honest man once and for all.

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Eye in the Sky movie quotes tell the story of how the moral, ethical and legal implications of drone warfare are tested when a simple capture could have deadly results. The British thriller was write by Guy Hibbert and directed by Gavin Hood. After premiering at the 2015 Toronto International Film Festival, Eye in the Sky opened theatrically on March 11, 2016, in the United states and April 8, 2016, in the United Kingdom.

In Eye in the Sky, Colonel Katherine Powell (Helen Mirren) heads up a team who look to locate, spy on and eventually capture a terrorist group. Among those in the group include Brit Ayesha AL-Hady AKA Susan Danford and two others on the 10 most wanted terrorists list. Using a drone, they locate those three in a safe house, where the terrorists are preparing for a suicide attack.

Much to the ire of others involved, including Lieutenant General Frank Benson (Alan Rickman) and British Foreign Secretary James Willett (Iain Glen), Powell changes the mission to not capture AL-Hady but send in a hellfire missile to kill all in the home. This plan is further complicated by the pushback from American drone pilot Steve Watts (Aaron Paul) who declines to send in the missile while a little girl remains within the casualty area. As the sides argue about the best move, their moral and legal obligations are tested.

Eye in the Sky opened alongside other great March 2016 films including 10 Cloverfield Lane, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Knight of Cups, and Zootopia.
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Dozens of Lives Are at Stake
Lieutenant General Frank Benson: Well this changes things.
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Steve Watts: What's happening?
Sergeant Mushtaq Saddiq: We see a suicide vest and a whole bunch of explosives.
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Brian Woodale: What's the plan, General?
Lieutenant General Frank Benson: We the ability to strike a target with considerable accuracy.
Angela Northman: I came here to witness a capture, not a targeted assassination.
Lieutenant General Frank Benson: Dozens of lives are at stake if these men leave.

The appearance of a little girl in their blast zone changes the mission and polarizes the team. Some feel that they must take out these dangerous targets, regardless of the consequence, while others want a capture, not a kill.
No One Wants to Take Responsibility
Colonel Katherine Powell: We've got two suicide bombers inside that house but no one wants to take responsibility for pulling the trigger.

Frustrated at the lack of action, Colonel Powell states the situation in a very basic way. They have easy targets that will surely wipe out a bunch of innocent civilians but no one wants to take the risk of killing the targets.
You're Cleared to Engage
Steve Watts: Ma'am?
Colonel Katherine Powell: You are cleared to engage, lieutenant.
Steve Watts: She stopped.
Colonel Katherine Powell: Lieutenant, we have this one opportunity. Let's not lose it.
Steve Watts: Ma'am, um, she's selling bread.
Carrie Gershon: Jesus
Colonel Katherine Powell: Those men are about to disperse. Engage now!
Steve Watts: Ma'am, I understand we have clearance. I have to fire if I see the HVI's moving or when this girl's out of the frag radius but I want to give her a chance to get out of the way.
Colonel Katherine Powell: Lieutenant, you have clearance! There is a lot more at stake than you see here in this image.
Steve Watts: Ma'am, I need you to run the collateral damage estimate again with this girl up front.
Colonel Katherine Powell: This situation has not changed, lieutenant. You are cleared to engage.

Colonel Katherine Powell orders Steve Watts to engage with the target, a home which is confirmed to house three very sought after terrorist targets. Steve, however, refuses the order, or at least tries his best to postpone the strike as to not kill an innocent woman selling bread.
We Need to Put a Hellfire Through That Roof Right Now
Lieutenant General Frank Benson: What's the plan, Katherine?
Colonel Katherine Powell: We need to put a hellfire through that roof right now.
Lieutenant General Frank Benson: I told you, they came to witness a capture not a kill. Give me a capture option.
Colonel Katherine Powell: We no longer have a capture option. Any action on the ground would lead to an armed confrontation which we will not be able to contain.
Lieutenant General Frank Benson: They're watching. Even with the vests, we need their approval for a strike.
Colonel Katherine Powell: Just tell them we've got Danford in our sights. I mean that alone would justify using a hellfire. The vests are just a bonus.
Lieutenant General Frank Benson: Danford's a British citizen. They want her alive. Colonel Katherine Powell: They cannot have her alive. Frank, I've tracked her for six years. This is the closest I've ever got. So, we need to expand our rules of engagement right now to protect the civilian population. A hellfire through that roof is our most-effective option.
Lieutenant General Frank Benson: We have to know that we're legally in the clear.

Colonel Katherine Powell strongly urges Lieutenant General Frank Benson and others to come on board with her to fire upon the building housing the dangerous targets but she gets a great deal of pushback. They were told this would be a capture, not kill, mission and now that the circumstances require a kill, things get complicated.
Obvious to Anyone Not Trying to Avoid Making a Decision
Colonel Katherine Powell: Do we have a CDE yet?
Sergeant Mushtaq Saddiq: Yes. If we target this corner room here, where the explosives are, we would expect a 100% mortality rate in that room, an 80-90% rate within the rest of the house. The market should be safe but this area here, in the street, a 65-75% rate. That's just the hellfire. If we factor in the explosives in the vests, we're looking at more extensive damage, way out to this area here but I can't accurately estimate that yield.
Colonel Katherine Powell: But we would be contained that payload in the vest within those walls, right? Far less damage than them going off in a popular shopping mall.
Sergeant Mushtaq Saddiq: Yes, of course
Colonel Katherine Powell: Thank you, obvious to anyone not trying to avoid making a decision.

Sergeant Mushtaq Saddiq explains the CDE or collateral damage estimate of sending hellfire missiles to a specific building. While to her it makes sense to send in the missiles, to others, the chances of higher collateral damage, including deaths, is too risky.
Be Their Eye in the Sky
Steve Watts: Range 22,000 feet
Colonel Katherine Powell: You have your orders, lieutenant. Your job is to be their eye in the sky.
Steve Watts: Yes, ma'am.
Colonel Katherine Powell: I have to know if Danford is inside and who is with her.

Powell explains to Steve Watts what his role in the mission is. He is tasked with piloting the drone which will watch their targets to give them better intelligence of the situation.
The Capture of Ayesha AL-Hady
Lieutenant General Frank Benson: This is Colonel Powell. She's going to walk you through the capture of Ayesha AL-Hady, AKA Susan Danford.
Colonel Katherine Powell: We have intelligence of a meeting between Danford and numbers four and five on our most wanted list. We believe that they're connected to the recent suicide bombing in Kenya. We have information that they will be in this house today. This is an operation to capture, not kill.

Colonel Katherine Powell briefs the others on the purpose of the mission. They think they've found a high value target, along with two others on the most wanted list, and they have an opportunity to capture all of them while saving the lives of innocent victims in the process.
Win the Propaganda War
George Matherson: If they kill 80 people, we win the propaganda war. If we kill one child, they do.

George Matherson explains how when fighting the propaganda war, it's often unfair. While the enemy can kill dozens, should the good guys kill one child, they instantly lose.
I Am the Pilot in Command
Steve Watts: I am the pilot in command responsible for releasing this weapon. I will fire when this girl is out of the way.

Steve goes against a direct order from the Colonel when he does not fire upon the building due to a girl in the blast radius. As he is the one who controls the weapon, he declares that he will do it when the girl is safely far away.
The New Circumstances
Steve Watts: Weapon is armed. What's that?
George Matherson: Given the new circumstances, I think we should abort.
Jillian Goldman: You have number four and five on the president's kill list in your sights. You are putting the whole mission at risk because of one collateral damage issue.

Team members argue about how to best proceed with the mission. Matherson urges them to abort and spare the child while Goldman pushes them to take out the targets even if that means a girl is killed in the process.

The Brothers Grimsby Movie Quotes

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The Brothers Grimsby Movie Quotes
The Brothers Grimsby movie quotes introduce viewers to another inappropriately funny character from the man who brought you Borat, Ali G, Bruno and The Dictator. The comedy film was written by Sacha Baron Cohen and Phil Johnston using a story they created the Peter Baynham. Louis Leterrier directed The Brothers Grimsby, which opened in theaters on March 11, 2016.

The Brothers Grimsby, brothers Nobby (Sacha Baron Cohen) and Sebastian (Mark Strong) are separated when Sebastian is adopted by a nice couple while Nobby is left in an orphanage. The boys grow up very differently with Sebastian becoming a top MI6 agent and Nobby marrying Dawn (Rebel Wilson) and giving her 11 children. During that time, Nobby has wanted nothing more than to reunite with Sebastian.

So when Nobby learns that Sebastian will be somewhere at a specific time, Nobby shows up and surprises his baby brother. Doing so, however, results in an unplanned assassination which sends Sebastian and Nobby on the run for their lives. Meanwhile, Rhonda George (Penélope Cruz) is planning to release a deadly weapon capable of killing a billion people and Sebastian, with the help of Nobby, is the only one who can stop her. That's easier said than done though with Nobby, quite the drunken idiot, a bit liability to all involved.

The Brothers Grimsby had stiff competition at the box office when it opened alongside the likes of 10 Cloverfield Lane, Eye in the Sky, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, and Knight of Cups.
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My Shot was Compromised
Sebastian: Because of you, my shot was compromised!
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Reporter: A huge manhunt to find the rogue secret agent

When Nobby approaches Sebastian and causes him to accidentally shoot his gun, a simple mission by a secret MI6 agent becomes a worldwide terrorist incident. All eyes are looking for Sebastian as the world thinks he is some crazy rogue agent killing folks at will.
These Boys are Inseparable
Nobby: Look, Seb, that's the couple that's adopting us.
Sebastian: You are coming with me, right, Nobby?
Nobby: I'd never leave my little brother.
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Clive Graves: We've decided to adopt one of the brothers, Mr. Lowsley.
Harold Lowsley: But these boys are inseparable. It would break their hearts.

Mr. and Mrs. Graves tell Mr. Lowsley that they'd like to adopt only one of the boys. Knowing how inseparable Nobby and Sebastian are, Mr. Lowsley is sure this will make both boys incredibly sad. He's not wrong.
This Virus Will Kill a Billion People
Rhonda George: This virus will kill a billion people.
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Sebastian: I need to stop her.
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Nobby: I've lost you once. I won't lose you again.
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Dawn: Go help your brother save the world.

Sebastian knows that a billion lives are at stake if Rhonda unleashes the virus, and knows that he needs to stop her. Nobby, on the other hand, wants nothing more than to reunite with his brother, even if it slows him down. Surely this will end well, right?
We Finally Found Your Brother
Nobby: For 28 years I've been searching for me baby brother.
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Bob Tolliver: Nobby! We finally found your brother! He's going to be at this posh event tomorrow.
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Nobby: Finally I can make things right.
Sebastian: Nobby? Oh my god.

After searching for his little brother for nearly three decades, Nobby finally finds Sebastian. However, in approaching Sebastian, Nobby inadvertently causes a rogue assassination.
Who's The Man
Nobby: I lost him forever. I'm useless.
Dawn: You are not useless! Who's the man who can get me pregnant without even waking me up?
Nobby: Me
Dawn: Who's the man who has never even read a book?
Nobby: Me!
Dawn: Who's the man who had sex with me in a police station without even getting arrested?
Nobby: That wasn't me.
Dawn: Oh, never mind that.

When Nobby gets down, Dawn tries her best to encourage him and bring him back to a positive mindset. It works for a minute, at least until she confuses her partner in a bizarre sexual experience.
Suck It!
Sebastian: That pellet was filled with a toxin. I'll be dead in 90 seconds if you don't suck it out. You can suck it or you can let me die.
Nobby: Okay, what would you like written on your gravestone?
Sebastian: Suck it!
Nobby: And in what font would you like that?

In one of the more vulgar scenes from the film, Sebastian gets hit with a poisonous dart right in his man parts. The only solution, one Nobby is not eager to do, is sucking the poison out.
You Can't Hurt Us
Sebastian: Don't worry. It's bulletproof.
Nobby: You can't hurt us. We've got bulletproof glass!
Sebastian: Roll it up!

The concept that bulletproof glass is only protection against bullets while rolled up completely escapes Nobby who rolls down said bulletproof glass to allow the bullets of those chasing him and Sebastian right through. Not smart, Nobby, not smart at all.
How Can I Help?
Nobby: How can I help?
Sebastian: You stay away from me!
Nobby: Don't worry, brother! I won't leave you.

Sebastian knows that if he's going to stay safe and alive while there's a manhunt for his head, he needs to ditch Nobby. Doing this, however, when Nobby doesn't want to leave his side, is hard even for a super secret agent.
Understand Why You Love Guns
Pavel Lukashenko: You don't have guts!
Nobby: I disagree, Ukrainian Ben Affleck... Whoa, that was easy... I understand why you love guns so much. I mean, it completely detaches you from the guilt of your actions.
Sebastian: Ugh, will you stop shooting everything?

After shooting someone he deems Ukrainian Ben Affleck, Nobby gets the thrill of shooting guns. Like others, he feels little remorse for his actions and shoots everything in sight just because he can.

The Divergent Series: Allegiant Movie Quotes

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The Divergent Series: Allegiant Movie Quotes
The Divergent Series: Allegiant movie quotes bring a third installment of the story of Tris, Four and the others in the Divergent series of films, based on the novels of the same name. The science fiction adventure movie was directed by Robert Schwentke using a screenplay Noah Oppenheim, Adam Cooper, Bill Collage, and Stephen Chbosky adapted from the book by Veronica Roth. The Divergent Series: Allegiant opened in theaters on March 18, 2016.

In The Divergent Series: Allegiant, Tris (Shailene Woodley) and Four (Theo James) are forced to escape Chicago via scaling the wall surrounding the city. This is far from the easiest task in the world but one that is necessary to complete. Once outside, the couple, along with other allies such as Christina (Zoë Kravitz), Caleb (Ansel Elgort) and Peter (Miles Teller) are taken to the Bureau of Genetic Welfare where, as Matthew (Bill Skarsgård) explains, the government is seeking to modify human genes in order to create a better society.

This revelation turns what the group knew inside out and force them to decide which side they are really on. Tris is courted by David (Jeff Daniels) who swears that she is the only one who can save the world, while Four is recruited by Nita (Nadia Hilker) of the rebellion. As Four and Tris are torn apart, their alliances, love and true loyalty is tested more than ever before.

The Divergent Series: Allegiant is just one of several March 2016 films alongside The Brothers Grimsby, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Eye in the Sky, and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
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This Isn't Us Against Us
Christina: This isn't us against us. This is us against the people on the other side of that wall.

Christina clarifies the enemy they are battling in their efforts. They are not after any civil war, that's the other side. They want to go against the true bad guys.
Where Are We Going?
Tris: Everyone we know will die... You were right all along.
Four: We have to leave now.
Caleb: Where are we going?
Tris: Home

With few options as to what to do next, Tris and Four decide they must return home. This comes as quite surprising news to Caleb, Tris's brother.
You Are the Only One
David: For 200 years, the greatest scientific minds have lived here to test the theory. If we can rescue people from a toxic environment and put them in a safe place like Chicago, perhaps they would heal it.
Tris: And I am one of those people?
David: You are the only one.

David puts on a good show for Tris in an effort to get her to buy into his cause. He says she is the only one who can save everyone, but whether he can be trusted is still up for debate.
You've Been Assigned to Me
Nita: Tobias Eaton, You've been assigned to me.
Four: That's a lot of firepower.
Nita: It will take you a while to get the hang of it.
Four: I think I've got the hang of it.

Nita, a member of the Bureau of Genetic Welfare compound staff, introduces herself to Four and lets him know that they are assigned to one another. Four is not intimidated by this news and is not scared of the high tech weapons he now gets to use.
Great Leaders Don't Seek Power
Johanna: Great leaders don't seek power. They're called by necessity.

Johanna urges Tris to take the call of leading, citing a necessity for her to do so rather than her seeking power. Tris might not see herself as that leader but many others sure do.
I Never Thought It Would Come to This
Tris: When I first found out I was Divergent, I never thought it would come to this. I could never imagine that I'd be standing here. It's time to go beyond the wall.

Tris looks back on her journey through the factions as a Divergent. She never imagined that she'd do all that she's done so far and is excited by what is next, heading over the wall.
Shoot Her Down
David: Where are you going?
Tris: We're saving the city.
David: Shoot her down.

When Tris steals a pod and heads toward the city, David, who posed himself as someone Tris should align with, orders that she be shot down. Perhaps David's motives are not so altruistic after all.
Nothing Creepy About That
Matthew: Don't worry, you're safe now. Welcome. Your arrival is the most exciting event some of us have ever known.
Kids: Hey, four!
Four: How do they know who we are?
Matthew: Our surveillance technology is centuries ahead of anything you've known. They've grown up watching you.
Peter: Nothing creepy about that

Tris, Four and Peter, among others, are surprised and a little creeped out to learn that everyone in the Bureau of Genetic Welfare compound has been watching them their whole lives. It's like The Truman Show, but for real.
It's Going to Be Hard Getting Over the Wall
Four: You know it's going to be hard getting over the wall.
Tris: You sure that you want to do this?

In a mushy romantic scene, typical of the Divergent series, Tris and Four talk about how difficult their task at hand is, before engaging in a little make out session. Yes, getting over the wall will be hard. No, kissing won't make it any easier.
People Think Walls Separate Us
Evelyn Johnson-Eaton: People think walls separate us but they also protect us. Those people out there kept us in a cage for 200 years. That is not someone I want to engage with.

As the leader of the factionless, Evelyn Johnson-Eaton gives an inspirational speech to her people. She reminds them of their enemy and what that enemy did to cage and divide them.

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