Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is a classic fish out of water tale of an Indiana woman, who was kept in a bunker for 15 years, trying to make it in New York, New York. Naturally, the best quotes from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt come from the show's charming lead character.The series premiered on Netflix in 2015 and was created by Robert Carlock and Tina Fey. It features a talent cast including Ellie Kemper (The Office), Jane Krakowski (30 Rock) and Tituss Burgess (30 Rock).
Great writing and snappy dialogue are two of the reasons that Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has become another successful Netflix original. This list features several of the show's best quotes and one-liners, to date.
There are so many great lines from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Which one is your favorite? Vote for the best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt quotes and dialogue that you see on the below list!
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The Truth About Indiana
Titus Andromedon: "You moved to New York City today with a bag full of cash, no stuff, and what is clearly a wig. Somebody in here got beans. Spill them."
Kimmy Schmidt: "Okay. Well, the truth is, I’m from Indiana—"
Titus Andromedon: "Oh, okay. That explains why you’re so basic. Say no more."
A Banner Day
Kimmy Schmidt: "We should go out to celebrate. I mean, I got a job today. I got an apartment. I met you!"
Titus Andromedon: "I envy you. I've never been able to meet me."
The Evolution of Dance
Kimmy Schmidt: Titus, dancing is about butts now.
Molly Rules
Girl at club: "Hey! Do you want to party with us? Are you into molly?"
Kimmy Schmidt: "Am I? She’s my favorite American Girl doll."
Eau de Toilette
Kimmy Schmidt: "Your comforter smells terrible."
Titus Andromedon: "It's my cologne - Dutch Oven."
Pinot Noir
Titus Andromedon: "I will be performing a wholly original song. The idea came to me in a dream last afternoon. It's called Pinot Noir..."
Lillian Kaushtupper: "Classy."
Titus Andromedon: "...An Ode to Black Penis."
Lillian Kaushtupper: "I assumed."
Beef Jerky in a Ball Gown
Titus Andromedon: "I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."
Sounds Like a Perfect Rommate
Lillian Kaushtupper: "Titus is a very very sweet boy. A little crusty on the outside, but a soft heart, like a wonderful French roll, but black. It’s gonna be wonderful for him to have a roommate because he’s very isolated, but so talented, but disillusioned, but a genius and he’s single, but very gay and he doesn’t know I placed the ad."
Which Is It?
Jacqueline Voorhees: "You’ll need to get here by 6:00 every morning to wake Buckley up for school, then get me up at 10:00, but don’t wake me up."
Great Book
Richard Wayne Gary Wayne: "Heck the only book I ever read was The Good Book, The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton."