Who knew that a Parks and Recreation department in Pawnee, IN could be so funny? The best quotes from Parks and Recreation will go down in TV history! Parks and Rec premiered on NBC in 2009 and was created by The Office collaborators Greg Daniels and Michael Schur. It features a hilarious cast including Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman and Aziz Ansari. From Leslie Knope to Ron Swanson to Tom Haverford, the characters on Parks and Recreation have each delivered lines that make viewers laugh out loud. This list features some of Parks and Recreation's most memorable quotes and one-liners.
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Literally the Best Quote
Chris Traeger: “Pawnee is literally the best town in the country.”
Allergic to Sushi
Andy Dwyer: "I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf."
Sserts and Tray trays
Tom Haverford: "SSerts is what I call desserts, Tray trays are entrees, I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers, Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z I dunno where that came from, I call cakes, big ol' cookies, All noodles, long ass rice, Fried chicken is fri fri chicky chick, Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm, Chicken cacciatore, chicky catch, I call eggs, pre birds, or future birds, Root beer is super water, Tortillas are bean blankies, And I call forks, food rakes."
Breakfast Cereal
Tom Haverford: "You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal."
Donna Meagle: Mmm. "I love breakfast cereal."
Ornery or ...
Ann Perkins: "Seniors can get pretty ornery."
Andy Dwyer: "I think that's pronounced horny."
Now That's a Good Brownie
Leslie Knope: "I would like to be president someday, so no, I've not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie."
President Knope
Leslie Knope: "Why do I want to build this park so bad? Maybe because a pit filled with garbage isn't the best that we can do in America. You know, in Russia they could pretend that pit was a park. Bring their kids down there,'Hey Vlad, uh, look at these rocks. Let's pretend their potatoes. Nikolai, do you want to swim in the dirt?' but not here. Okay? Cause we're a nation of dreamers and it is my dream to build a park that I will one day visit with my White House staff on my birthday. And they say, 'President Knope, this park is awesome. Now we understand why you are the first female President of the United States.'"
Food and Stuff
Ron Swanson: "I love Food and Stuff. It's where I buy all of my food. And most of my stuff."
House Rules
April Ludgate: "We have a couple of house rules, though. You can't use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal "usted." And no electricity after 6:00 PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you've been crying. There's no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast."
What's Better Than a Gladiator?
Ron Swanson: "Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons."