Brooklyn Nine-Nine is funniest cop show since... ever! Here are the best Brooklyn Nine Nine quotes, featuring Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Gina Linetti as they take care of business at the station. Brooklyn Nine-Nine set a new bar for sitcoms since it premiered on Fox in 2013. The show features Andy Samberg, Chelsea Peretti and Terry Crews among its hilarious cast.
This list features some of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine's best quotes and one-liners, to date. Goofy lines from Peralta and sarcastic snark from Gina can be found on this funny collection of Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes. Which character do you think is the funniest? Let us know in the comments and be sure to vote for the best Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes and dialogue!
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Super Showmanship
Detective Charles Boyle: "That car is your superpower! Thor would never wager his hammer, and Neil Patrick Harris would never wager his showmanship!"
What Do You Look For in a Guy?
Detective Rosa Diaz: "Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener."
Detective Amy Santiago: "Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?"
Detective Rosa Diaz: "Real stuff, like the shape of his ass."
Little Fools
Sergeant Terry Jeffords: "I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster. Little fools."
With All Due Respect
Detective Jake Peralta: "Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said."
You Never Forget Your First
Detective Charles Boyle: "Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first."
Detective Jake Peralta: "Your first what?"
Detective Charles Boyle: "Dog."
Detective Jake Peralta: "That is never what people mean by that."
Burn
Detective Jake Peralta: "Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You’re a fireman, you should know how to treat that burn."
Be Like Paris
Gina Linetti: "Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape."
A Toast
Sergeant Terry Jeffords: "No waiting, just toasting. I want you to toast, now I wanna eat toast, gimme some toast!"
An Emoji Is Worth 1,000 Words
Gina Linetti: "The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face."
High Horse
Gina Linetti: "Wait. Are you only hosting dinner cuz you wanna suck up to Holt? Not cool! This was supposed to be about friendship."
Santiago: "You said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason I was single or if it was my personality, like you suspected."
Gina Linetti: "Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop. Clip clop. Clip clop."