Some of the best Mindy Project quotes come compliments of Dr. Mindy Lahiri's quest to find love. The series premiered on Fox in 2012 and was created by its star, Mindy Kaling, who previously wrote and appeared in The Office. Quirky co-workers, played by Chris Messina, Ike Barinholtz and Adam Pally, and workplace fun help to make The Mindy Project a must-see show. This list features several of the best quotes and one-liners from The Mindy Project.
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Springsteen Show
Mindy Lahiri: "I guess it's not hilarious when you get arrested for assault at a Bruce Springsteen concert."
Danny Castellano: "First of all it's a Springsteen show not a Bruce Springsteen concert. You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don't show up at a Springsteen show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp tee shirt unless you want to get punched in the face."
Who Are You?
Danny Castellano: "Daniel Castellano. I'm the man who's going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly, okay?"
Best Cake Ever
Mindy Lahiri: "It's my favorite kind of cake: gigantic."
No Boats About It
Mindy Lahiri: "I will not work in Staten Island. I will not take a boat to work, like I'm in the Viet Cong."
Good vs. Evil
Jeremy Reed: "No, I won't do it. When I got my caligraphic's license, I sweared I would only use it for good."
Ex-Cons a Pro
Tamra: "He's cute, he's nice, all Pros, no Cons. Uh I mean, he's an ex-con, but that's a Pro."
Danny Castellano: "Uh I don't know if that's-"
Tamra: "That's a Pro!"
Danny Castellano: "OK."
Little Caesar Style
Morgan Tookers: "I was born in Rockwood hospital; they took me out Little Caesar style... through the guts."
Peter on Family
Peter Prentice: "Family doesn't wait to be invited. It's like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves."
Eat - Love
Mindy Lahiri: "Maybe I won't get married, you know? Maybe I'll do one of those "Eat, Pray, Love" things. Ugh, no, I don't want to pray. Forget it, I'll just die alone."
Never Is a Promise
Mindy Lahiri: "I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend."