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Spy movie quotes put a spin on the typical secret agent film in this action comedy. Written and directed by Paul Feig, Spy opened in theaters on June 5, 2015.
In Spy, the CIA is searching for a nuclear weapon and top agent Bradley Fine (Jude Law) corners Tihomir Boyanov (Raad Rawi), the only person who knows the bomb's location. But when Fine accidentally shoots Boyanov, this leaves the CIA in an awkward position. They later get intelligence that another Boyanov, Rayna (Rose Byrne) knows the location of the nuke, but also, unfortunately knows the identities of Fine and other top CIA agent Rick Ford (Jason Statham).
With few other options, CIA head Elaine Crocker (Allison Janney) allows quiet and unassuming analyst Susan Cooper (Melissa McCarthy) to go undercover to attempt to find Rayna and locate the nuclear weapon. Considering Susan is a little out of shape, has no field experience and greatly lacks confidence, this turns out to be an interesting, not to mention comical, adventure.
Spy is sure to have some good competition in theaters as it opens alongside the likes of Entourage, Aloha San Andreas and Tomorrowland.
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You've Got a Fiery Side
Elaine Crocker: What's your deal, Cooper?
Susan Cooper: What do you mean?
Elaine Crocker: You got a fiery side?
Susan Cooper: I really did in that report mean to write cunning.
Elaine Crocker: I've been going over your files. You were top of your class at the academy in all computer and support skills. No surprise there, but you have a certain tame demeanor around the office the says you've never even held a gun. So imagine my surprise when I saw footage from this drill back at the farm.
Susan Cooper: Is that me? You're kidding me. Somebody definitely sped this up.
Elaine Crocker: Ouch!
Susan Cooper: Out of context, that's...
Elaine Crocker: I must have watched this 15 times now cause what the f***? I almost put it up on YouTube.
After coming upon some footage from when Susan was at the academy, Elaine asks Susan what her deal is. Susan tries to downplay the video but Elaine knows that Susan has some potential.
We Need Someone Invisible
Elaine Crocker: We've intercepted chatter that Rayna Boyanov knows where that nuke is. She knows the identities of all our agents. We need someone to find the bomb without being detected but it can't be any of you. We need someone invisible.
Susan Cooper: I'll do it.
Rick Ford: Uh, okay, thanks, lunch lady.
Susan Cooper: I'm serious.
Elaine Crocker explains the situation to her team, saying that Rayna Boyanov knows the location of the bomb and the identities of the team. They need someone fresh to save the day. Enter Susan Cooper.
My Mom's Voice
Nancy: You play it too safe.
Susan Cooper: I just hear my mom's voice. 'Just blend in. Let somebody else win. Making a wave isn't always brave. Give up on your dreams, Susan.' She used to write that in my lunchbox.
Susan explains that her mother was quite unsupportive of her dreams. As much as Susan wants to prove herself as an agent to the CIA, she also has much to prove to herself.
Us and Karen Walker
Susan Cooper: When I quit teaching and joined the CIA, I thought everything was going to be different. I thought I was going to be this amazing spy and I'm still just the same boring person I was before.
Nancy: Well, for what it's worth, I think you're brilliant as you are. I mean, look, okay, what's really so different between us and Karen Walker?
Susan Cooper: Um, I think, literally everything.
Nancy: No, hang on, no, because you're just as good as her at the academy.
Susan Cooper: She has more successful missions than even Fine.
Nancy: She's the worst. Look at her. She thinks she's so perfect. Doesn't she? 'Oh hi, I'm Karen Walker, super spy.' Perfect hair, perfect face, she probably cries herself to sleep every night.
Susan Cooper: I don't think she probably does.
Nancy: And not like little cute little tears but really sort of silent kind of big. Like sort of an upside down kidney bean.
Susan Cooper: Shut up! Be quiet!
Nancy: She won't know who we are! She's so full of herself.
Karen Walker: Hi! Hey, Nancy! Hi, Susan!
Susan and Nancy: Hi!
Susan explains that her choice to join the CIA didn't exactly result in as much excitement as she planned. While, Susan compares herself to the stunning agent Karen Walker, Nancy tries to downplay Karen's specialness. Both, however, are soon interrupted by Karen herself.
Tell Me Where The Bomb Is
Bradley Fine: Tell me where the bomb is. 10 seconds or you're dead.
Tihomir Boyanov: Interesting. I'm the only one that knows where that nuke is.
Bradley Fine: Well in that case, I'd say you'd better start... Ohhh
Susan Cooper: Oh my god! Why did you do that?
Bradley Fine: I didn't do it on purpose. There's like a ton of pollen in here!
Just when Bradley Fine is about to get the location of the bomb out of Tihomir Boyanov, Fine sneezes and inadvertently shoots Boyanov dead. This leaves them in quite the difficult situation with seemingly no one else aware of the location of the bomb.
The Bulgarian Clown in You
Susan Cooper: Why are you being so nice to me? It can't just be because I remind you of some sad Bulgarian clown.
Rayna Boyanov: You remind me of my mother.
Susan Cooper: Oh, really? You know that, I mean, you and I are, you know, we're pretty close in age.
Rayna Boyanov: You're funny. It's the Bulgarian clown in you.
Susan Cooper: Okay
Rayna Boyanov: She was marvelous. She was different, eccentric like you are. The moment I saw you standing there in that abortion of a dress, as if to say, 'this is what I've got, world. It's hideous, but it's mine.' This was her.
Susan Cooper: Hey, how'd you get that picture of me? I look amazing! Hello! Doppelganger!
Rayna Boyanov: She was the only person I could ever trust.
Susan Cooper: Well, here's to your mom.
Rayna Boyanov: To my mother and to you.
Susan Cooper: And here's to you! I mean, you may never be as wise as an own but you'll always be a hoot to me.
Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid f***ing toast! You're delightful!
Susan Cooper: As are you!
Despite being told not to approach any of the targets, Susan tries her best to make friends with enemy Rayna. Rayna sees Susan like a mother, or a Bulgarian clown or a freak or something.
Tailor These Gadgets to You
Susan Cooper: Patrick!
Patrick: Susan, I was given specific instructions by Elaine to tailor these gadgets to you. These are not yours. This anti-fungal spray can freeze and disable any security system.
Susan Cooper: Wow, that is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe.
Patrick: It's also a pepper spray.
Nancy: Why not just make it look like pepper spray?
Patrick: That's a pretty good idea. All right, well, next time.
Susan Cooper: Well, I can wait if you want to print up a new label.
Patrick: No, I'd have to turn the printer on again. I don't really want to. Each of these are filled with chloroform.
Susan Cooper: Wow, that is an unsettling amount of hemorrhoid wipes. It makes me kind of wonder what exactly is going on back there.
Patrick: I wouldn't know. I don't have that problem.
Susan Cooper: I don't have that problem!
Susan is introduced to some of the special spy gadgets Patrick has crafted for her. While the gadgets' secret uses seem handy, what they appear to be is quite embarrassing.
Who Puts a Roof on a Scooter?
Susan Cooper: Dammit! Who puts a roof on a scooter? What are you, the Pope?
While she's eager to get going in Europe, Susan's progress is humbled by her scooter. It seems the roof is causing it to fall over, or at least that's her excuse.
Divorced Housewife From Iowa
Elaine Crocker: We're giving you a new identity. You will no longer be Susan Cooper. You're Penny Morgan, divorced housewife from Iowa.
Susan gets her first introduction to her undercover identity. A divorced housewife from Iowa isn't exactly the identity Susan had in mind when she signed up to work in the CIA.
I Will Let You Up
Elaine Crocker: Don't let me down, Cooper.
Susan Cooper: I will not. I will let you up.
Elaine Crocker: Stop talking.
Susan Cooper: I will let you up.
Susan vows to her superior Elaine that she won't let the CIA down in this undercover assignment. She also vows to let Elaine up, whatever that means.
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Spy movie quotes put a spin on the typical secret agent film in this action comedy. Written and directed by Paul Feig, Spy opened in theaters on June 5, 2015.
In Spy, the CIA is searching for a nuclear weapon and top agent Bradley Fine (Jude Law) corners Tihomir Boyanov (Raad Rawi), the only person who knows the bomb's location. But when Fine accidentally shoots Boyanov, this leaves the CIA in an awkward position. They later get intelligence that another Boyanov, Rayna (Rose Byrne) knows the location of the nuke, but also, unfortunately knows the identities of Fine and other top CIA agent Rick Ford (Jason Statham).
With few other options, CIA head Elaine Crocker (Allison Janney) allows quiet and unassuming analyst Susan Cooper (Melissa McCarthy) to go undercover to attempt to find Rayna and locate the nuclear weapon. Considering Susan is a little out of shape, has no field experience and greatly lacks confidence, this turns out to be an interesting, not to mention comical, adventure.
Spy is sure to have some good competition in theaters as it opens alongside the likes of Entourage, Aloha San Andreas and Tomorrowland.
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You've Got a Fiery Side
Elaine Crocker: What's your deal, Cooper?
Susan Cooper: What do you mean?
Elaine Crocker: You got a fiery side?
Susan Cooper: I really did in that report mean to write cunning.
Elaine Crocker: I've been going over your files. You were top of your class at the academy in all computer and support skills. No surprise there, but you have a certain tame demeanor around the office the says you've never even held a gun. So imagine my surprise when I saw footage from this drill back at the farm.
Susan Cooper: Is that me? You're kidding me. Somebody definitely sped this up.
Elaine Crocker: Ouch!
Susan Cooper: Out of context, that's...
Elaine Crocker: I must have watched this 15 times now cause what the f***? I almost put it up on YouTube.
After coming upon some footage from when Susan was at the academy, Elaine asks Susan what her deal is. Susan tries to downplay the video but Elaine knows that Susan has some potential.
We Need Someone Invisible
Elaine Crocker: We've intercepted chatter that Rayna Boyanov knows where that nuke is. She knows the identities of all our agents. We need someone to find the bomb without being detected but it can't be any of you. We need someone invisible.
Susan Cooper: I'll do it.
Rick Ford: Uh, okay, thanks, lunch lady.
Susan Cooper: I'm serious.
Elaine Crocker explains the situation to her team, saying that Rayna Boyanov knows the location of the bomb and the identities of the team. They need someone fresh to save the day. Enter Susan Cooper.
My Mom's Voice
Nancy: You play it too safe.
Susan Cooper: I just hear my mom's voice. 'Just blend in. Let somebody else win. Making a wave isn't always brave. Give up on your dreams, Susan.' She used to write that in my lunchbox.
Susan explains that her mother was quite unsupportive of her dreams. As much as Susan wants to prove herself as an agent to the CIA, she also has much to prove to herself.
Us and Karen Walker
Susan Cooper: When I quit teaching and joined the CIA, I thought everything was going to be different. I thought I was going to be this amazing spy and I'm still just the same boring person I was before.
Nancy: Well, for what it's worth, I think you're brilliant as you are. I mean, look, okay, what's really so different between us and Karen Walker?
Susan Cooper: Um, I think, literally everything.
Nancy: No, hang on, no, because you're just as good as her at the academy.
Susan Cooper: She has more successful missions than even Fine.
Nancy: She's the worst. Look at her. She thinks she's so perfect. Doesn't she? 'Oh hi, I'm Karen Walker, super spy.' Perfect hair, perfect face, she probably cries herself to sleep every night.
Susan Cooper: I don't think she probably does.
Nancy: And not like little cute little tears but really sort of silent kind of big. Like sort of an upside down kidney bean.
Susan Cooper: Shut up! Be quiet!
Nancy: She won't know who we are! She's so full of herself.
Karen Walker: Hi! Hey, Nancy! Hi, Susan!
Susan and Nancy: Hi!
Susan explains that her choice to join the CIA didn't exactly result in as much excitement as she planned. While, Susan compares herself to the stunning agent Karen Walker, Nancy tries to downplay Karen's specialness. Both, however, are soon interrupted by Karen herself.
Tell Me Where The Bomb Is
Bradley Fine: Tell me where the bomb is. 10 seconds or you're dead.
Tihomir Boyanov: Interesting. I'm the only one that knows where that nuke is.
Bradley Fine: Well in that case, I'd say you'd better start... Ohhh
Susan Cooper: Oh my god! Why did you do that?
Bradley Fine: I didn't do it on purpose. There's like a ton of pollen in here!
Just when Bradley Fine is about to get the location of the bomb out of Tihomir Boyanov, Fine sneezes and inadvertently shoots Boyanov dead. This leaves them in quite the difficult situation with seemingly no one else aware of the location of the bomb.
The Bulgarian Clown in You
Susan Cooper: Why are you being so nice to me? It can't just be because I remind you of some sad Bulgarian clown.
Rayna Boyanov: You remind me of my mother.
Susan Cooper: Oh, really? You know that, I mean, you and I are, you know, we're pretty close in age.
Rayna Boyanov: You're funny. It's the Bulgarian clown in you.
Susan Cooper: Okay
Rayna Boyanov: She was marvelous. She was different, eccentric like you are. The moment I saw you standing there in that abortion of a dress, as if to say, 'this is what I've got, world. It's hideous, but it's mine.' This was her.
Susan Cooper: Hey, how'd you get that picture of me? I look amazing! Hello! Doppelganger!
Rayna Boyanov: She was the only person I could ever trust.
Susan Cooper: Well, here's to your mom.
Rayna Boyanov: To my mother and to you.
Susan Cooper: And here's to you! I mean, you may never be as wise as an own but you'll always be a hoot to me.
Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid f***ing toast! You're delightful!
Susan Cooper: As are you!
Despite being told not to approach any of the targets, Susan tries her best to make friends with enemy Rayna. Rayna sees Susan like a mother, or a Bulgarian clown or a freak or something.
Tailor These Gadgets to You
Susan Cooper: Patrick!
Patrick: Susan, I was given specific instructions by Elaine to tailor these gadgets to you. These are not yours. This anti-fungal spray can freeze and disable any security system.
Susan Cooper: Wow, that is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe.
Patrick: It's also a pepper spray.
Nancy: Why not just make it look like pepper spray?
Patrick: That's a pretty good idea. All right, well, next time.
Susan Cooper: Well, I can wait if you want to print up a new label.
Patrick: No, I'd have to turn the printer on again. I don't really want to. Each of these are filled with chloroform.
Susan Cooper: Wow, that is an unsettling amount of hemorrhoid wipes. It makes me kind of wonder what exactly is going on back there.
Patrick: I wouldn't know. I don't have that problem.
Susan Cooper: I don't have that problem!
Susan is introduced to some of the special spy gadgets Patrick has crafted for her. While the gadgets' secret uses seem handy, what they appear to be is quite embarrassing.
Who Puts a Roof on a Scooter?
Susan Cooper: Dammit! Who puts a roof on a scooter? What are you, the Pope?
While she's eager to get going in Europe, Susan's progress is humbled by her scooter. It seems the roof is causing it to fall over, or at least that's her excuse.
Divorced Housewife From Iowa
Elaine Crocker: We're giving you a new identity. You will no longer be Susan Cooper. You're Penny Morgan, divorced housewife from Iowa.
Susan gets her first introduction to her undercover identity. A divorced housewife from Iowa isn't exactly the identity Susan had in mind when she signed up to work in the CIA.
I Will Let You Up
Elaine Crocker: Don't let me down, Cooper.
Susan Cooper: I will not. I will let you up.
Elaine Crocker: Stop talking.
Susan Cooper: I will let you up.
Susan vows to her superior Elaine that she won't let the CIA down in this undercover assignment. She also vows to let Elaine up, whatever that means.