Sausage Party movie quotes tell the story of what happens when grocery store foods learn what happen to them after they're purchased. The animated adult comedy was written by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Kyle Hunter and Ariel Shaffir using a story Rogen and Goldberg created with Jonah Hill. Directed by Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon, Sausage Party opened in theaters on August 12, 2016.
In Sausage Party, all the foods in a supermarket want nothing more in their lives than to be selected by shoppers and purchased. However, when sausages, including Frank (voiced by Seth Rogen), Carl (voiced by Jonah Hill) and Barry (voiced by Michael Cera), hotdog buns, including Brenda (voiced by Kristen Wiig), and other items are purchased together, they learn the harsh truth.
At the shopper's home, the group witnesses a potato (voiced by Greg Tiernan) being peeled alive in preparation for cooking and baby carrots (voiced by Sugar Lyn Beard), which they see as children, being eaten alive. This sets off Frank on a mission to return to the supermarket, warn the others and wage war on shoppers who are out to eat them.
With voice talent from Bill Hader, James Franco, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Paul Rudd, Nick Kroll, Edward Norton, Salma Hayek and others, Sausage Party brought some animated adult fun to theaters already showing films such as Hell or High Water, Florence Foster Jenkins, Pete's Dragon, and Nine Lives.
Sausage Party Movie Quotes,
Accidentally Dropped a Few Things
Female Shopper: Hey, I, um, accidentally dropped a few things back there.
Peanut Butter: I'm going to fix you. I'm going to fix this!
On her way to the checkout, the female shopper mentions that she dropped a few things in the store. It's a minor problem for the supermarket but for Peanut Butter, losing his precious love Jelly is devastating.
Pizza Genocide
Drug Addict: What?
Potato Chips: Holy s***! He can actually see us?
Drug Addict: This are just as they said it would be! I'm tweaked!
Barry: Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, just take it easy. Just breathe, dude, just breathe. You're not tweaking, you're just peaking, man. Just be with me. Be cool. This wave's gotta crash.
Drug Addict: It can't! You're all alive and looking at me with your gloves and you're little shoes and your arms and your legs.
Pizza: Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you f***! You ate my goddamn legs!
Drug Addict: No, not Mr. Pizza! F***! I've eaten so many of your family members. I've committed pizza genocide! When will it end?
Beer: When will it end? When he stops drinking us!
Toilet Paper: And when he stops using us!
Potato Chips: What did he do to you?
Toilet Paper: You don't want to f***ing know!
In a wacky interaction with a drug addict, the foods and other household items go off on the guy for what he does to them when he's high. Whether pizza genocide or what he does with the toilet paper is worse is yet to be determined.
Work Those Buns
Carl: You know it, baby! Work those buns, all of you, all day, er day. Lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat!
Brenda: Yeah right, Carl. You really think any of these buns are going to line up to get filled by you? Here's my impression of that happening, 'Oh, is he in there yet? I can't feel him if he's in there. Oh wait, he is!' It's so sad that you jackrabbit for like 15 seconds and then you slump over? I mean, honestly, guys, who in this package would ever let Carl get up in them? Huh? Roberta, put your f***ing hand down! You're ruining my joke!
Seeing a package of buns, sausage Carl gets all excited, perhaps a bit too much so. Bun Brenda is right there to put him in his place and in hilarious fashion.
I've Got to Tell Everyone
Firewater: So, you have learned the terrible truth.
Frank: I got to tell everyone!
Firewater: No one will believe you.
Frank: I have to try! Everyone will die otherwise!
Firewater: Oh, yeah, that's a good point. F*** me, right?
Frank is determined to save the rest of the food by warning them about what really happens after they are purchased. While Firewalker doesn't think it's worth the trouble, Frank reminds them that this is a true life or death situation.
We Touched Tips
Brenda: What's the gods are doing this to us? Because, we touched tips! It wasn't even that, I mean it was fine, it's not like anyone writes home saying 'Oh, god. I had the best tip.'
Brenda, freaking out after learning purchase food gets eaten, wonders aloud what she could have done to deserve such a fate. There was that tip touching, but that seems a pretty minor crime for this type of sentence.
We've Been Chosen Together
Female Shopper: Ketchup, mustard... Oh, sausages and buns!
Frank: Demonstrate, boys! Hey, look at this! We've got one!
Brenda: Frank, we've been chosen together!
Frank: Hey Brenda, you and me!
Brenda: I'm so happy the gods put our packages together.
Frank: It's because we belong together.
Brenda: It's like we were made for each other.
When a shopper enters the supermarket, all of the food gets excited that they will be picked. So when friends Frank, the sausage, and Brenda, the bun, get picked together, it's the best day ever.
They're Eating Children!
Potato: Oooh hop, yes! I'm the first to enter eternity!
Carl: Whoa, Potato, way to go!
Potato: The pipes, the pipes are call... Oh, jesus! Oh, me skin! She's peeling me skin!
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Carrots: Run!
Female Shopper: Oops
Carrots: I want my mommy!
Carl: They're eating children! F***ing children!
Once they reach the shopper's home, the foods learn a harsh truth about life. After they get picked, they get eaten and, well, killed.