Bart Simpson is the most notorious troublemaker on The Simpsons. He's most prolific mischief maker on one of the greatest cartoon shows of all time, so naturally, he has learned to avoid punishments when gags go too far. Maybe you've gotten into trouble, and need to know how to get out of it. That's why there's a list of the best Bart Simpson quotes to get out of trouble.
Even if you're more of a Lisa Simpson, and aren't looking to get in to or out of trouble, you'll still enjoy these funny Bart Simpson quotes. So go ahead, vote up the best Bart quotes on The Simpsons that come in handy when you're in a dilly of a pickle.
Bart Simpson Quotes You Can Use to Get Out of Trouble,
"If You Don't Watch The Violence, You'll Never Get Desensitized To It."
Season 3, Episode 20 - "Colonel Homer"
How to use it: When you want to watch something truly horrible.
"I Brought Enough For Everybody."
Season 3, Episode 10 - "Flaming Moe's"
How to use it: When you're caught and the only way out is to give everybody a cut.
"Don't Have a Cow, Man."
Season Various , Episode Various - "Various."
How to use it: When someone is having a cow.
"Oh! My Ovaries!"
Season 4, Episode 7 - "Marge Gets a Job"
How to use it: When you want somebody to forget they're mad at you and only a medical emergency will do the job.
"I Won't Eat Much and I Don't Know the Difference Between Right and Wrong."
Season 7, Episode 22 - "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson In 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish'"
How to use it: When you'll give anything up to get out of trouble.
"I’m Halfway Through It, I Swear!"
Season 4, Episode 7 - "Marge Gets a Job"
How to use it: When you're accused of not being prepared.
"I Didn't Do It. Nobody Saw Me Do It. You Can't Prove Anything."
Season 1, Episode 6 - "Moaning Lisa"
How to use it: When your alibi is rock solid.
"At Least I'm on a Path."
Season 21, Episode 14 - "Postcards from the Wedge"
How to use it: When someone questions your future.
"You’re Turning Me Into a Criminal When All I Want to Be Is a Petty Thug."
Season 6, Episode 7 - "Bart's Girlfriend"
How to use it: When you're in too deep.
"I Never Thought It Was Humanly Possible, but This Both Sucks and Blows."
Season 10, Episode 15 - "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
How to use it: When you want someone to feel bad for punishing you.