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Paddington Movie Quotes

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Paddington Movie Quotes
“Paddington” movie quotes bring the beloved children’s book character to life in a feature film. The family movie was directed by Paul King using a screenplay he and Hamish McColl adapted from the character created by Michael Bond. “Paddington” opened in theaters in the United Kingdom on November 29, 2014, then in the United States on January 16, 2015.

In “Paddington,” the young talking bear title character (voiced by Ben Whishaw) meets the Brown family in a London train station. Mother Mary (Sally Hawkins) sees a bear in need and invites him into their home for the night. While Paddington bonds with daughter Judy (Madeline Harris) and son Jonathan (Samuel Joslin), father Henry (Hugh Bonneville) is not keen on allowing a marmalade-loving live bear, talking or not, to stay in their home.

Paddington also attracts the eye of taxidermy enthusiast Millicent (Nicole Kidman) who thinks a cute little talking bear would make an excellent addition to her collection. Millicent, who later learns that she and Paddington have met before, tries to capture Paddington to stuff him, leaving Paddington with few options to remain safe. If only the Brown family, realizing how much they love him, would show up and rescue him before it’s too late.

“Paddington” brings some family fun into theaters already packed with other films such as ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” ”Annie,” ”Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb,” ”Mr. Turner,” "Life Partners," "Comet," "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1," and "Horrible Bosses 2.
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Hot Wind!
Judy Brown: “Relax, it’s not that bad!”
Paddington: “Wind, hot wind! Two hot winds! Well I hope I don’t look weird.”

Judy and Jonathan give Paddington a bath, complete with hair dryers to warm and dry him. Paddington is not used to this primping nor his fluffy weird look that results.
What's the Worst That Could Happen?
Judy Brown: “You’ve literally just brought home a random bear.”
Mary Brown: “He’s much more similar than you think, besides, what’s the worst that could happen?”
Henry Brown: “Oh no!”

Daughter Judy isn’t too excited that the family has brought a bear into their home. Mary tries to reassure her that it’s just one night and surely that’s not enough time to do anything terrible.
Hand Over the Bear
Millicent: “Hand over the bear!”
Mary Brown: “No”

When Millicent corners the Brown family and demands they hand over Paddington, Mary is not having it. She’s grown attached to the little guy and doesn’t want to see him harmed.
A Danger to Our Family
Henry Brown: “That there is a danger to our family.”
Jonathan Brown: “Oooh”
Henry Brown: “Jonathan, don’t even think about it! … First thing tomorrow, that bear is out of here!”

Henry thinks that Paddington is a bad influence to his children when he sees the bear sliding down their staircase railing. He urges son Jonathan to not follow Paddington and vows to kick the bear out in the morning.
A Fantastic Addition to My Collection
Millicent: “A talking bear? You are going to make a fantastic addition to the collection!”
Paddington: “Oooh, don’t know if I like the sound of that.”

When Millicent learns that there is a talking bear, she really wants him for her taxidermy collection. Paddington on the other hand is not excited about being stuffed and left on her shelf.
Do Bears Even Have Names?
Henry Brown: “Do bears even have names?”
Paddington: “My name is…”
Mary Brown: “Perhaps you’d like an English name.”
Paddington: “An English name?”
Mary Brown: “Paddington!”
Paddington: “Paddington?”
Jonathan Brown: “Paddington”
Paddington: “Paddington!”

Henry asks the young bear about his name to which the bear responds in bear language. The family decides to name him Paddington, for the station at which they met. The name sticks.
A Young Bear Who Needs Our Help
Henry Brown: “Stranger danger! Keep your eyes down. There’s some sort of bear.”
Paddington: “Hello”
Mary Brown: “Hello there”
Henry Brown: “Mary!”
Mary Brown: “He’s a young bear who needs our help, Henry… It’s just one night.”

The Brown family encounters a young bear in a train station and per Henry’s advice, they try not to make eye contact with the creature. Mary, however, sees a bear in need of help and convinces Henry to allow the bear to stay in their home for a night.
We Have a Guest for the Night, a Bear
Henry Brown: “Hello, I just need to add something to my home insurance policy. Well, what it is, we have a guest for the night, a bear, and I just needed some extra coverage for… Yes, a bear.”

Afraid of what keeping a live bear in the house can do, Henry calls his insurance company for some extra coverage. The insurance representative was not quite prepared for this sort of bear coverage.
The Family Needs That Bear
Mrs. Bird: “This family needs that bear every bit as much as he needs you.”

As Mrs. Bird points out, the Brown family might not realize it now, but they need the bear in their family just as much as Paddington needs a home. Hopefully the Browns can see this before it’s too late.
Did You Say Marmalade?
Henry Brown: “It doesn’t matter that he’s a different species or that he has a worrying marmalade habit…”
Millicent: “Did you say marmalade?”

Henry Brown: “Families stick together!”

While Henry is warming up to the idea of keeping Paddington around, Millicent realizes that she and Paddington have met before. Her drive to get him only intensifies.


The Most Ridiculous Cliché Lines from The Bachelor

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The Most Ridiculous Cliché Lines from The Bachelor
For approximately one million years, ABC has been blessing reality television viewers, and really anyone who has a spare two hours each week, with the nightmare/majestic beauty that is The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. It's pretty bad, but you know, a few of these people maybe really did find love, and got married, and maybe one couple had a kid? Who can keep track. What we do know, is that every season is almost exactly, delightfully, horribly the same. Every crazy girl and douchy guy who joins the newest season makes a fool of themselves on TV with one of these repeated, cliche lines from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.

These great (oops, meant to type ridiculous) lines are peppered throughout every episode of every season of this reality TV juggernaut. You know them. They're ingrained in your love journey-addled brain. Who is here for the right reasons? Who deserves love the most? Who needs a rose the most? Who is ready to face their fears and ride in that damn helicopter, all in the name of finding love?

Whether you believe in the "process" or not, at least five contestants on any given season will remind you that it does, indeed, "work." Still don't believe them? Well, what kind of cold-hearted monster are you? The Bachelor is all about love, okay? Get with the romance program. Then, spend the 35 minutes each episode devotes to telling you what just happened five minutes ago to voting for the most insane, ridiculous, but all too common Bachelor and Bachelorette quotes below.

Did you just think of a great Bachelor cliche that isn't listed yet? Great! Thank you so much! Please add it below and then tell all your 26-year-old dental hygienist friends to read up, and get on this show, so they can also spout the same formulaic nonsense all the other guys and gals do.
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This Isn't Going to Be Easy

I Didn't Realize it Would Be This Hard

I'm Definitely Falling For Him/Her

This Helicopter Ride Helped Us Overcome Our Fears and Fall in Love

Can I Steal You for a Second?

She/He Isn't Here For the Right Reasons

I Have Something Really Important to Tell You

I'm in Love with Two Different People

I'm Not Here to Make Friends

If That's the Kind of Guy/Girl She/He Likes Then Maybe I Shouldn't Even Be Here


Still Alice Movie Quotes

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Still Alice Movie Quotes
“Still Alice” movie quotes follows the story of a renowned linguistics professor who struggles to deal with an early onset Alzheimer’s Disease diagnosis. The drama film was written and directed by Richard Glatzer and Wash Westmoreland as adapted from the novel of the same name by Lisa Genova. “Still Alice” opened in theaters in the United States on January 16, 2015.

In “Still Alice,” Dr. Alice Howland (Julianne Moore) is a top linguistics professor who finds herself losing words in the middle of lectures, inexplicably getting lost on a familiar campus and having trouble remembering people and things like appointments. Alice visits a neurologist who diagnoses her with early onset Alzheimer’s Disease, something quite rare for her young age.

Being quite the intellectual person, Alice struggles with this diagnosis, as do her family members including husband John (Alec Baldwin), daughters Lydia (Kristen Stewart) and Anna (Kate Bosworth) and son Tom (Hunter Parrish). But as Alice tries to take care of loose ends while her mental capacity is still with her, she also learns how to savor life, disease or not.

“Still Alice” is just one of several award-nominated films from 2014 alongside ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” ”Annie,” ”Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb,” ”Mr. Turner,” "Life Partners," "Comet," "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1," and "Horrible Bosses 2.
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Going to College
Dr. Alice Howland: “Don’t you think it’s time you reconsidered things? You’re so smart. There’s so much more you could be doing with your life.”
Lydia Howland: “Like going to college?”
Dr. Alice Howland: “Yes, yes, like college!”
Lydia Howland: “Like we’ve never talked about that before every single day of my life. I figured out what I wanted to do and I’m doing it. That’s a good thing.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “But on whose dime?”
Lydia Howland: “You’re helping Tom with med school. You helped Anna with law school…”
Dr. Alice Howland: “Sweetheart, those are real careers. I just don’t want you to limit your choices.”
Lydia Howland: “You want to make my choices.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “No, I don’t.”
Lydia Howland: “I’m really happy.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “I’m sorry, I don’t, I don’t want to argue about this. Forget I said anything.”
Lydia Howland: “It’s forgotten.”

Alice tries one more time to talk to Lydia about attending college. Lydia has no interest in that and is quite happy in her current life. Defeated, Alice gives up and drops the subject.
What Does It Actually Feel Like?
Lydia Howland: “What’s it like? Like, what does it actually feel like?”
Dr. Alice Howland: “Well, it’s not always the same. I have, uh, good days and I have bad days. On my good days, I can, you know, almost pass for a normal person. But on my bad days, I feel like I can’t find myself. I’ve always been so defined by my intellect, my language, my articulation and now sometimes I can see the words hanging in front of me and I can’t reach them and I don’t know who I am and I don’t know what I’m going to lose next.”
Lydia Howland: “That sounds horrible.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “Thanks for asking.”

Daughter Lydia asks about how Alice feels in her battle with Alzheimer’s Disease. Alice explains and is appreciative that Lydia took the time to ask her. The two might not see eye to eye on all things but can agree that this is not pleasant.
Butterflies Don't Live a Very Long Time
Dr. Alice Howland: “When I was, um, a little girl, I was in second grade, my teacher told me that butterflies don’t live a very long time, that they live like a month or something and I was so upset so I went home and told my mother and she was like ‘yeah, but you know, they have a nice life. They have a really beautiful life.’ and it always makes me think about my mother’s life and my sister’s life and to a certain extent, my own.”
Lydia Howland: “You are going to be around for a long time, mom.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “Yes, yes”

Alice uses a story about a childhood memory to parallel her current situation. Her life may be short, but, like the butterfly, it can be a very nice one.
I've Got Something Wrong With Me
Dr. Alice Howland: “John, hello, sweetheart, wake up.”
John Howland: “What time is it?”
Dr. Alice Howland: “I need to talk to you. I’ve, um, I’ve got something wrong with me.”
John Howland: “What are you talking about?”
Dr. Alice Howland: “I’ve been seeing a neurologist.”
John Howland: “You’ve been seeing a neurologist why?”
Dr. Alice Howland: “They think that it might be early onset Alzheimer’s Disease.”
John Howland: “Honey, honey, that doesn’t make any sense at all.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “I didn’t want to tell you because I didn’t know anything for sure. They’ve been doing all these tests and I’ve really scared.”
John Howland: “That is completely insane.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “I got lost while I was running on campus a while ago and I can’t, I can’t remember appointments, words.”
John Howland: “Honey, we all have memory lapses. That’s a sign of getting older. the other day, I couldn’t remember the word, um, glucose.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “It’s not like that. It’s like something drops out.”
John Howland: “But there is no diagnosis yet.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “Okay”
John Howland: “Well then I think that this is ridiculous. It’s complete bulls***.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “Dammit! Why won’t you take me seriously?! I know what I’m feeling. I know what it’s feeling and it feels like my brain is f***ing dying and everything I’ve worked for in my entire life is going. It’s all going.”

Alice wakes husband John to tell him of her potential condition as early onset Alzheimer’s Disease. With her being so young, he laughs off this idea as ridiculous, which only enrages Alice.
Alzheimer's Disease, Early Onset
Tom Howland: “What’s going on?”
Dr. Alice Howland: “Oh boy”
Lydia Howland: “Are you guys going to break up… or?”
Dr. Alice Howland: “No, no, it’s nothing like that.”
Anna Howland-Jones: “Mom, are you sick?”
Dr. Alice Howland: “I’ve been seeing a neurologist for the past few months and I have Alzheimer’s Disease, early onset.”
Tom Howland: “That, that doesn’t make sense. Are you sure?”
John Howland: “There was no doubt. She has the disease.”
Tom Howland: “But at her age it’s…”
John Howland: “It is rare but it has been confirmed.”
Anna Howland-Jones: “You’re so young, mom. I don’t understand that.”
Lydia Howland: “I did notice one or two things. You didn’t know Tom’s girlfriend when she came over on Christmas and…”
Anna Howland-Jones: “Lydia”
Tom Howland: “What medications are you on?”
Dr. Alice Howland: “Right now I’m on Aricept and Namenda.”
Tom Howland: “They can help slow the progress.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “No”
John Howland: “I’m afraid not. They can help alleviate the symptoms.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “But the thing, the thing is, that, John, the thing is that the type of Alzheimer’s I have is very rare. It’s familial. It’s passed on genetically.”
Anna Howland-Jones: “My god”
John Howland: “We believe that she got it from her father and, of course, we’re very worried that about the three of you. Now, there is a test you can take but it’s completely up to you whether you want to find out or not.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”

John and Alice inform their children about Alice’s diagnosis of early onset Alzheimer’s Disease. The spectrum of emotions are all represented from denial to anger to sadness.
Where The Hell Were You?
Dr. Alice Howland: “I hope to convince you that by observing these baby steps into the… into…”

John Howland: “Alice, where they hell were you?”
Dr. Alice Howland: “I went for a run.”
John Howland: “Well, I hope you enjoyed that because you completely blew our dinner plans.”

When Alice notices that she is losing her word during speeches and finds herself lost on campus during a run, which makes her late for a planned dinner with husband John, she begins to recognize that something may be wrong with her mind. She is, however, not immediately prepared for the diagnosis.
I Don't Have to Be Fair
Dr. Alice Howland: “I’d like you to go to college.”
Lydia Howland: “You can’t just use your situation to get me to do everything that you want.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “Why can’t I?”
Lydia Howland: “But it’s not fair.”
Dr. Alice Howland: “I don't have to be fair. I'm your mother.”

Again, Alice pushes the idea of college on daughter Lydia but Lydia pushes back, citing how Alice using her illness as leverage isn’t fair. As Alice points out though, mothers are often immune to rules about fairness.
I Am Not Suffering
Dr. Alice Howland: “I am not suffering. I am struggling, struggling to be a part of things, to stay connected to who I once was. So live in the moment I tell myself. It’s really all I can do. Live in the moment.”

Having found a new level of enlightenment in her disease, Alice speaks about how she’s chosen to live her life. She is struggling, but also mindful to enjoy the moments she has.
We Have to Keep the Important Things in Our Lives Going
Dr. Alice Howland: “I hate that this is happening to me.”
John Howland: “We have to keep the important things in our lives going. We have to try or we’re going to go crazy.”

Alice is angry with how the disease is taking its toll on her life and the lives of those around her. But, as John mentions, they need to focus on the important things while she can as focusing on the negatives will only make it worse.

The Boy Next Door Movie Quotes

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The Boy Next Door Movie Quotes
“The Boy Next Door” movie quotes follow the twists and turns as a forbidden affair soon turns into a scary situation. The psychological thriller was directed by Rob Cohen using a screenplay by Barbara Curry. “The Boy Next Door” opened in theaters on January 23, 2015.

In “The Boy Next Door,” high school teacher Claire Peterson (Jennifer Lopez) and her son, Kevin (Ian Nelson), are trying to cope after Claire and Kevin’s father divorce. On the urging of Claire’s best friend (Kristin Chenowith), Claire tries to stop sulking and moves on with her life. In her loneliness, however, she makes the mistake of hooking up with the much younger neighbor kid Noah Sandborn (Ryan Guzman).

Though Claire immediately realizes that their affair was wrong and can’t continue, strange things start happening. Noah transfers to become one of her students, her email is hacked and she begins to fear for her life as Noah cannot let go. But just as much as she tells him to leave her alone, considering he lives next door, that’s difficult, even if he wanted to.

“The Boy Next Door” joins the early 2015 movie season also featuring other films such as ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” ”Annie,” ”Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb,” ”Mr. Turner,” "Life Partners," "Comet," "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1," and "Horrible Bosses 2.
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I Love Your Mother's Cookies
Kevin: “Do you wanna take a cookie for the road?”
Noah Sandborn: “I love your mother's cookies.”

Not knowing that Noah and his mother were intimate, Kevin offers Noah one of his mother’s cookies. Thankfully, when Noah makes a comment about said cookies, Kevin doesn’t suspect anything.
It's Been Nine Months
Best Friend: “It’s been nine months and you haven’t had the divorce yet. Who cheats with their secretary every time he goes to the office?”

Claire’s best friend urges her to get out and enjoy herself again. It’s time Claire stopped sulking about her cheating husband and found some fun of her own.
We Can't Do This
Noah Sandborn: “God, you’re beautiful. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have…”
Claire Peterson: “It’s okay. It’s the nicest thing anybody’s said to me in a long time.”
Noah Sandborn: “Well then, I’m glad I said it.”

Noah Sandborn: “No judgements. No rules. Just us.”

Claire Peterson: “Look, Noah, I was feeling vulnerable. I’m the adult. I wasn’t thinking clearly. We can’t do this.”

A compliment leads to a moment of passion then massive regret from Claire, who in her efforts to get over a divorce, hooks up with the young neighbor kid. She immediately recognizes that their romantic encounter was wrong and makes it clear that they cannot continue this tryst.
Stay Away From Me
Noah Sandborn: “I will never let you go.”
Claire Peterson: “Stay away from me and stay away from my son!”
Noah Sandborn: “I can’t do that, Claire. I live next door.”
 
Claire orders Noah to stay away from her and her family. But, seeing how he lives right next door, that might be tricky.
Sounds Like You've Been Hacked
Claire Peterson: “Kevin, did you send an email from my account?”
Noah Sandborn: “It sounds like you’ve been hacked. You should really change your password.”

Claire notices something strange with her email and asks son Kevin if he knows what happened. Suddenly, Noah appears, but does he have anything to do with her possible hacking?
Don't Forget That He Walked Out on You
Noah Sandborn: “Your father seems like he’s around a lot now.”
Kevin: “Yeah, I guess”
Noah Sandborn: “Don’t forget that he walked out on you.”

When Noah notices that Kevin’s father is back in the picture, his tone is odd. He reminds Kevin of what his father did and how Kevin should not forget that.
Noah Sandborn to Join Your Class
Principal Warren: “Good news, I’ve approved Noah Sandborn to join your class.”

Noah Sandborn: “Physical education, right?”

Claire is shocked when the principal announces that Noah has been added to her class. She wonders if this is some kind of sick joke while Noah is looking for some more physical time with the teacher.
Some Kind of Game We're Playing
Claire Peterson: “What, do you think this is some kind of game we’re playing?”

Claire doesn’t understand why Noah is acting the way he is and essentially trying to ruin her life. She wonder if this is some game he’s playing or just a sick fantasy.

Mortdecai Movie Quotes

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Mortdecai Movie Quotes
“Mortdecai” movie quotes tell the comical tale of one eccentric man tasked with recovering a stolen painting. The crime comedy movie was written by Eric Aronson and directed by David Koepp. In the second collaboration between Koepp and Johnny Depp, “Mortdecai” opened in theaters on January 23, 2015.

In “Mortdecai,” the title character or Charlie Mortdecai (Johnny Depp) lives a lavish life as an art dealer with a beautiful wife, Johanna (Gwyneth Paltrow), and man servant Jock Strapp (Paul Bettany). While being a dashing art dealer with an interesting mustache doesn’t necessarily make him the best choice for the job, Mortdecai is summoned by Inspector Martland (Ewan McGregor) to hunt down a stolen Goya painting.

So Mortdecai, along with man servant Jock, heads to Los Angeles to find the painting but may have an ulterior motive. See Mortdecai is in some financial trouble but if, say, he could profit from the possession of the stolen painting, all that could be taken care of. Accomplishing this all, however, will be a hilarious tasks in itself.

“Mortdecai” helps open the 2015 movie season along with the likes of ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” ”Annie,” ”Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb,” ”Mr. Turner,” "Life Partners," "Comet," "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1," and "Horrible Bosses 2.
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The Painting Has Disappeared
Inspector Martland: “Three months ago, a Spanish museum sent a Goya painting to be cleaned. The painting has disappeared. There’s a very bad man who wanted to fund worldwide revolution. Countless lives are at stake.”
Charlie Mortdecai: “And you would like me to find it?”
Inspector Martland: “Precisely”
Charlie Mortdecai: “What is in it for me, as they say?”
Inspector Martland: “Do it for Queen and country.”
Charlie Mortdecai: “No! All right, Queen and country, travel and living expenses, reasonable overhead.”
Inspector Martland: “Done!”

Inspector Martland approaches Charlie Mortdecai with a problem, a stolen painting, and an ask, for Mortdecai to go find the painting, capture the bad guy and save lives. Mortdecai, of course, wants to know what he will get out of this grand gesture.
This May Be a Customary Greeting in America
Charlie Mortdecai: “Who knows, this may be a customary greeting in America. I don’t know.”

Mortdecai tries to explain himself after greeting known nymphomaniac Georgina Krampf by touching her boobs. To Mortdecai, this is just a lost in translation moment, or so he says.
On the Set of a Pornographic Film
Inspector Martland: “Go to America and do what it takes to bring the painting back.”

Charlie Mortdecai: “I feel as though we’ve made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.”

Sent to America to find the painting, Mortdecai finds more than he bargained for. The loose clothing norms among American women are surprising to Mortdecai, not that he’s especially complaining.
We Grab the Painting
Jock Strapp: “We grab the painting when no one’s looking.”
Charlie Mortdecai: “Genius!”

Knowing Mortdecai needs money, Jock has a brilliant idea. They will steal the already stolen painting they are looking for and profit. Sounds easy enough, right?
I Shall Have to Put My Foot Down, Darling
Johanna Mortdecai: “I thought I’d see how you secret agent men run the world.”

Charlie Mortdecai: “I’m afraid I shall have to put my foot down, darling.”
Johanna Mortdecai: “Sorry?”
Charlie Mortdecai: “With your permission, of course.”

Johanna is interested in learning about how secret agent men work. Meanwhile, Mortdecai is ready to put his food down with her, with her permission, of course.
I Am Lord Charlie Mortdecai
Charlie Mortdecai: “I am Lord Charlie Mortdecai, respected by all who know me, slightly. I am an art dealer, an aficionado. My wife, Johanna, my only true love. Jock is my man servant and handles all of our most pressing affairs. I am also on the verge of bankruptcy and therefore, we need a fiendishly clever plan to secure our reward.”

Charlie Mortdecai explains a bit about his life and those around him. Along with his wife and man servant, Mortdecai is kind of a big deal.
What Is That Thing on Your Lip?
Inspector Martland: “What is that thing on your lip?”
Charlie Mortdecai: “Some find it quite appealing.”

Inspector Martland is puzzled by Mortdecai’s choice of facial hair (as Mortdecai’s wife). While Mortdecai claims folks love it, that’s up for debate.
I Have a Bloody Man Servant
Johanna Mortdecai: “Charlie Mortdecai, where are you?”
Charlie Mortdecai: “Oh, a terribly vulgar place called Los Angeles.”

Charlie Mortdecai: “I am Mortdecai.”
Hotel Clerk: “Do you need help with your bags?”
Charlie Mortdecai: “No, I do not need help with my bags. I have a bloody man servant!”

When the hotel clerk offers Mortdecai help with his bags, he is stunned that he would be offered such a thing. How dare the clerk fail to recognize that he has a man servant with him?

Black Sea Movie Quotes

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Black Sea Movie Quotes
“Black Sea” movie quotes bring the thrills as a submarine crew hunts for a U-boat full of gold in the Black Sea. The adventure thriller was written by Dennis Kelly and directed by Kevin Macdonald. “Black Sea” opened in the United States on January 23, 2015.

In “Black Sea,” Captain Robinson (Jude Law) learns that he and his entire submarine crew are being let go from their job doing marine salvage. When he breaks the news to the crew, one of them, Kurston, has an idea on how they can make money. He explains that on a previous mission in the Black Sea, he identified an abandoned U-boat from World War II that was allegedly full of Hitler’s gold. Together, Kurston and Robinson approach their old employer, Lewis (Tobias Menzies), and ask for the funding to retrieve that gold, a request that is granted.

So Robinson assembles a crew, including Fraser (Ben Mendelsohn), Peters (Scoot McNairy), Blackie (Konstantin Khabensky) and Tobin (Bobby Schofield), gets an old submarine and heads out on the task. But the confined space of the submarine, combined with the greed from the gold, gets the best of the men and they soon begin killing each other off. Fewer heads to share the sunken treasure means each gets a larger share and they all know this. So while retrieving the gold is one goal, surviving the trip is entirely another battle in itself.

“Black Sea” joins the early 2015 movie lineup alongside ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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It's So Unfair
Fraser: “It so unfair that I get the same as us.”

Fraser is upset by the equal share of the gold idea that Robinson lays out. With Fraser doing more work than others, he wants an increased share and will do what it takes to do just that.
I Need Men
Lewis: “What is it you want from me?”
Captain Robinson: “I need men, half British, half Russian. Reynolds, Peters, Tobin…”
Kurston: “He’s just a boy.”
Captain Robinson: “Fraser”
Kurston: “He’s a liability.”
Captain Robinson: “But he’s an incredible diver.”

Robinson and Kurston approach Lewis about their plan to find the lost U-boat in the Black Sea. They lay out their plan, or at least Robinson does while Kurston objects to some of the personnel choices.
Equal Share Every Man
Fraser: “How much gold we talking?”
Captain Robinson: “182 million dollars, equal share every man. Back to your posts. We leave in an hour.”
Peters: “Equal share? Jesus Christ, why?”
Captain Robinson: “Cause they’re risking their lives.”
Peters: “Yeah, but they would risk their lives for a flat fee.”
Captain Robinson: “Just toss them the scraps as I did?”
Peters: “What are you talking about? That doesn’t… What does that have to do with anything? Listen, Robinson, we are going to be on this sub with these men and it is going to be full of gold, right? What happens when one of them starts to figure out that their share gets bigger when there is less people… to share it with?”

After Robinson explains exactly how much money the men are set to make on this job, Peters freaks out. Peters points out that in this compensation structure, there is likely to be some casualties as a result of greed. Spoiler: He is not wrong.
I Know a Way to Get Money
Kurston: “We don’t have to take this. I know a way to get money. I need you to listen. I need a man like you. Last year, I went out to the Black Sea and found something. One of Hitler’s U-boats is just sitting on the seabed full of gold.”

Upon hearing that they’ve all been let go from their company, Kurston has an idea on how they can make money, and a lot of it. They need to venture to the Black Sea to find a U-boat, which is filled with millions of dollars of gold.
We Don't Need a Submarine Pilot Anymore
Boss: “The business has changed. Marine salvage has changed. We don’t need a submarine pilot anymore.”
Captain Robinson: “I’ve been working on submarines for nearly 30 years. I lost my family to this job.”
Boss: “I’d like you to clear your desk. We’ve gotta let you go, all of you.”

Robinson learns that he is being let go by his current employer. Not only that, his whole crew are out of jobs now as well. Times are changing and there just isn’t a need for his kind of work anymore.
We've Gotta Take Them Down
Fraser: “We’ve gotta take them down one by one.”

Fraser knows that the fewer the men, the larger their share of the gold and plans to take the men out one by one to increase his share. With this kind of violence in a small space like a submarine, things get ugly fast.
Don't Worry
Captain Robinson: “Your girlfriend’s pregnant. Don’t you worry. You’ll be going home a rich man.”

When he finds Tobin looking at photos, Robinson remarks that Tobin’s girlfriend is expecting. Despite this being a dangerous job, Robinson assures Tobin that all will end quite well.
Can We Just Live?
Tobin: “We just want to live now. Can we just live?”

With a gun to his head care of Robinson, Tobin pleads for his life. To Tobin, it’s not about the money anymore, it’s simply about survival.

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“Strange Magic” movie quotes take viewers on a musical journey into animated fantasy. The computer-animated comedy film was directed by Gary Rydstrom using a screenplay he co-wrote with David Berenbaum and Irene Mecchi based on a story by George Lucas as inspired by “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.” “Strange Magic” opened in theaters on January 23, 2015.

In “Strange Magic,” sisters Dawn (voiced by Meredith Anne Bull) and Marianne (voiced by Evan Rachel Wood) couldn’t be more different. Dawn is focused on boys and an upcoming ball while Marianne is the adventurous one. So when the Bog King (voiced by Alan Cumming) comes in to disrupt the kingdom, Marianne, along with the handsome Roland (voiced by Sam Palladio) and little Sunny (voiced by Elijah Kelley) step into action.

The three seek to find a magic potion, one Sunny must retrieve from a Sugar Plum Fairy (voiced by Kristin Chenowith), but the Bog King is after the potion as well. So when the three find the potion, the Bog King, when not being nagged by his mother, Griselda (voiced by Maya Rudolph), kidnaps Dawn. This leads them all on quite the adventure to save both Dawn and the kingdom.

“Strange Magic” helps open the 2015 movie season alongside the likes of ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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I Will Protect the Kingdom
Bog King: “I’m going to destroy you!”

Roland: “No need to worry. I will protect the kingdom.”

Sunny: “Nobody ever goes into the dark forest.”
Marianne: “I’m not afraid of them!”

When the Bog King threatens to destroy the kingdom and all in it, Roland and Marianne step up to take him down. Few have ventured into the dark forest before, but they seem up to the task.
The Ugliest Creature I've Ever Seen
Marianne: [gasps]
Dawn: [gasps]
Roland: “That is the ugliest creature I have ever seen… and it was naked!”

Marianne, Dawn and Roland encounter quite the ugly creature in the woods. Not only ugly, he’s also naked (and easily embarrassed).
Meet My Mother
Bog King: “Meet my mother.”
Griselda: “Don’t you have a comb?”

Even an evil villain like the Bog King has a mother. To be specific, he even has a mother who will criticize his appearance in public.
We Must Rescue Dawn
Marianne: “Dawn! Release my sister!”
Bog King: “Give me the potion by moon down or you’ll never see your sister again.”

Sunny: “We must rescue Dawn! Who’s with me?”

The Bog King captures Dawn and holds her hostage until Marianne hands over the potion. Sunny quickly volunteers to help rescue Dawn but few are willing to help him.
The Sugar Plum Fairy
Sunny: “Are you the Sugar Plum Fairy? I expected something more… purple. Hello?”
Sugar Plum Fairy: “Ahhh! A primrose?”
Sunny: “It is! I brought it so you…”
Sugar Plum Fairy: “Uh uh”
Sunny: “So you can make the love potion”
Sugar Plum Fairy: “La la la la… How do you think I got in here?!”
Sunny: “Listen, my name is Sunny.”
Sugar Plum Fairy: “The Bog King won’t listen to me about what happened to me on that fateful day and I’ve been locked away for so long.”
Sunny: “That fateful day?”
Sugar Plum Fairy: “You were listening! So, I’ll do it!”
Sunny: “Yes!”
Sugar Plum Fairy: “If you promise to set me free.”
Sunny: “What?”
Sugar Plum Fairy: “Shake on it?”
Sunny: “Uh”
Sugar Plum Fairy: “You can reach in. I can’t reach out… You should see your face! Oh, wait, I can show you.”
Sunny: “Ahh!”
Sugar Plum Fairy: “Another good one! Want to see?”
Sunny: “No, no”
Sugar Plum Fairy: “Petal!”

Searching for the love potion, Sunny meets the Sugar Plum Fairy. While the Fairy initially doesn’t want to make the potion, since Sunny was nice enough to listen to her, she agrees.
Ready For the Ball
Marianne: “So, that’s how you react to a near-death experience?”
Dawn: “What?”
Marianne: “You were both nearly killed!”
Dawn: “You make such a big deal out of everything. Wha! I’m a total mess! We have to get ready for the ball.”
Marianne: “No, you’ve gotta get ready for the ball.”
Dawn: “Uh, you’re going like that? Good luck being asked to dance.”
Marianne: “I’m not dancing!”
Dawn: “Ugh! I’m going to dance with the most perfect boy.”
Marianne: “And, who would that be? Aaron?”
Dawn: “No!”
Marianne: “Benjamin? Charles? Darren?”
Dawn: “No”
Marianne: “Gordon? Herbert?”
Dawn: “No”
Marianne: “I’m going alphabetical, if that helps.”

Dawn and Marianne are sisters, but they couldn’t be more different. While Dawn is excited to prep for the ball, where she will meet the most perfect boy, Marianne isn’t in the slightest interested.
Straight On For You
Bog King: “Oh, no! Not another princess! Well, at least you’re not singing!”
Marianne: [singing] “I’m coming straight on for you. I made up my mind. I’m feeling strong now. Now I’m coming through…. I’m coming straight on for you! Yeah, straight on for you!”
Bog King: “Impressive!”

When Marianne comes face to face with the Bog King, she is not intimidated one bit—and even defies his wishes and sings around him. In her defense, he is actually impressed that she puts up such a good fight against him.
Don't You Worry
Dawn: “What if he doesn’t like me?”
Sunny: “What?! Snap out of it! Listen, like I always say,” [singing] “Don’t worry!”
Dawn: “Maybe he thinks I’m too perky.”
Sunny: [singing] “About a thing”
Dawn: “Or dance funny”
Sunny: [singing] “Cause every little thing… is going to be all right!”
Dawn: “My hair’s too foofy”
Sunny: [singing] “Don’t you worry… about a thing”
Dawn: [singing] “About a thing”
Sunny and Dawn: [singing together] “Cause every little thing… is going to be all right. Woke up this morning, smiled at the rising sun. Three little birds, perched by my doorstep, singing sweet songs or melodies pure and true. Saying, ‘this is my message to you.’”

Dawn is smitten with a boy and that’s all she has on her mind. She wants everything to be perfect with him and won’t stop verbally obsessing about just that. Luckily, Sunny is there to take her mind off things.
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
Roland: “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” [kisses a bug] “Ugh, I think I got one of your antenna!”

Roland is a lover, that’s for sure, as evidenced when he kisses a bug. All is going well, at least until he gets some antenna in his mouth.

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Black or White Movie Quotes
“Black or White” movie quotes tell the story of one granddaughter in the middle of a custody battle between her white maternal grandfather and black paternal grandmother. The drama film was written and directed by Mike Binder. After premiering at the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival, “Black or White” opened in theaters on January 30, 2015.

In “Black or White,” Eloise (Jillian Estell) is a biracial little girl who, after her mother’s death during childbirth, was raised by her white maternal grandparents (Kevin Costner and Jennifer Ehle). But after her maternal grandmother dies in a car accident, maternal grandfather Elliot is left with Eloise all alone.

So when paternal grandmother Rowena (Octavia Spencer) hears of the news, she pushes for custody of Eloise, much to the displeasure of Elliot. Rowena feels that Eloise needs to spend more time with her side of the family and Eloise’s father Reggie (Andre Holland), who has a drug problem. The matter ends up in court where the issue turns into one about race, family and love.

“Black or White” joins the early 2015 movie season which already includes films such as ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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We Need to Start Talking About Shared Custody
Rowena: “You got a plan for Eloise in light of all this? She’s got a whole lot of family down with me.”
Elliot: “Well, you can always come for a swim.”

Rowena: “I’m thinking we need to start talking about shared custody.”
Elliot: “Not going to happen”
Rowena: “She has a father!”

Rowena approaches Elliot about Eloise, then later shows up with her extended family for a swim day. Rowena also uses he opportunity to suggest that she and Elliot should share custody, not that Elliot is listening to any of that.
You Really Plan on Raising Her All By Yourself?
Attorney: “You really plan on raising her all by yourself? Do you need to call her other grandmother?”
Elliot: “Grandma WeeWee?”
Attorney: “Yes”
Elliot: “The last person I need around me right now is Grandma WeeWee.”

Elliot’s attorney questions if he can really take care of Eloise on his own. He suggests Elliot should call Eloise’s paternal grandmother, a suggestion Elliot has no interest in.
This is Everyday?
Elliot: “Toothpaste, toothbrush, in your mouth now… What?”
Eloise: “Louder, you’ve gotta be mad at me like you mean it.”
Elliot: “Eloise, you brush those teeth! Don’t make me come in there and have to say it twice.”
Eloise: “Nice”

Elliot: “What are you doing?”
Eloise: “I’m going to make pancakes. Set the table please.”

Elliot: [combing Eloise’s hair] “This is everyday?”
Eloise: “Yep”

Eloise: “It needs a bow. You tied it like a shoelace.”

Left to take care of Eloise by himself, Elliot works to get into the groove to meet her needs. For his sake, Eloise is there to help him find the tone he needs.
We Had a Bad Night Last Night
Elliot: “We had a bad night last night, Eloise, you and I. Grandma Carol was killed in an accident, a car accident. A man hit her and she and he and several others, they’re all gone.”
Eloise: “Have you been drinking?”
Elliot: “I have, yes.”
Eloise: “I don’t like it when you drink.”
Elliot: “I know. I’m so sorry about your grandma, Eloise. I know you loved her a lot and she loved you so very much. I’m sorry. Are you okay?”
Eloise: “No, I’m super sad.”
Elliot: “So am I sweetheart. It’s the worst day of my life.”

Elliot has the tough task of informing granddaughter Eloise that her grandmother, who raised her from birth, has died. Neither take the news well, and rightfully so.
Now Her Grandmother's Gone Too
Elliot: “This is Eloise. She’s my granddaughter. My wife and I raised her after my daughter died. Then life threw us a curve and now her grandmother’s gone too, the love of my life.”

Elliot explains his current situation and the overall plot of the film. He and his wife were raising their granddaughter after their daughter died. Now that his wife has died too, he and Eloise are left all alone, or so he thinks.
This is About Eloise
Rowena: “You just want her away from us, the black people.”
Elliot: “I’ve lost everything. I can’t lose her too. This isn’t about black and white. This is about Eloise.”

Rowena accuses Elliot of making the custody battle about race. But to Elliot, it’s not about black or white, it’s about family.
Do You Dislike Black People?
Rowena: “Eloise needs more love than just her grandfather can give her.”
Elliot: “What she needs is stability, especially now since she’s lost her grandmother…”
Rowena: [clears her throat loudly]
Jeremiah: “One of her grandmothers”

Jeremiah: “Do you dislike black people?”
Elliot: “Not all of them”

In court, Jeremiah grills Elliot about his ability to care for Eloise and his feelings on black people in general. He also corrects Elliot when he mentions that Eloise’s grandmother has died.
You Petitioned for Custody
Rowena: “This is a little girl’s life we’re talking about.”
Jeremiah: “You know what, Rowena? You petitioned for custody!”

Jeremiah reminds Rowena that it was her doing that got them into this custody battle, one that is heading to court. She asked for this mess and must stand by as it is now figured out.
And You're a Drunk
Elliot: “You live in a blind spot when it comes to your son. He’s a junkie.”
Rowena: “And you’re a drunk!”
Elliot: “Okay, thank you”
Rowena: “Run on home, fill your bathtub with whiskey and just soak in it. Have yourself an old drunk man’s bubble bath.”
Elliot: “Got it”
Rowena: “Good”

Elliot points out to Rowena that Eloise’s father is not stable enough to take care of his daughter. But, as Rowena points out, Elliot has some demons of his own that make him less than a perfect caregiver.


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“Project Almanac” movie quotes travel through time to show the benefits, and dire consequences, when teen build a time machine. The science fiction adventure movie, in part produced by Michael Bay, was written by Jason Harry Pagan and Andrew Deutschman, and directed by Dean Israelite. “Project Almanac” opened in theaters on January 30, 2015.

In “Project Almanac,” David (Jonny Weston), Quinn (Sam Lerner), Adam (Allen Evangelista) and Christina (Virginia Gardner) all are dealing with various teen issues like high school crushes, money issues and bullies. So when David discovers himself, at his current age, in an old video from his seventh birthday party, a discovery that leads them to find a time machine called Project Almanac, they see an opportunity to go back in time to fix all their woes.

But as much fun as they are having with time travel in winning the lottery, getting the girl, which for David is Jessie (Sofia Black D'Elia), and getting revenge on their bullies, their actions also have some unintended consequences. Wars and riots break out. People they love up and disappear. Things are going awry and it’s up to the teens to fix what they broke. To do that, David must travel back to the time of his seventh birthday party to get to the bottom of things, even if that is highly dangerous.

“Project Almanac” opens alongside other early 2015 movies such as ”Black or White,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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Going Back to the Beginning
David: “I’m going back to the beginning.”
Quinn: “It could kill you.”
David: “It’s the only way to stop this from happening!”

David decides to go back to where everything started in order to fix things. This means going back to his seventh birthday party, the place where he saw himself and started the whole time travel mess in the first place.
All of Your Friends Could Be Hurt
Jessie: “You didn’t care that all of your friends could be hurt?”

Jessie is upset with David over his desire to continue time traveling despite knowing the consequences of his friends being hurt. To Jessie, this definitely is a turn off.
Crazy Ripple Effects
David: “Are you seeing this?”
Adam: “Whatever we did had some crazy ripple effects.”
Quinn: “There was a plane crash. Riots, disasters, none of this happened before. Things are spiraling out of control.”

After a few time travel experiments, the friends discover that their actions are having unintended serious consequences. People are dying and the world is crumbling all because of their actions.
Trying to Communicate Telepathically
Quinn: “This is what you need to do. Go over there and pretend like you don’t care.”
Christina: “David has no chance with her!”
Quinn: “So what?”
David: “I’m still right here, Christina.”

Jessie: “Are you trying to communicate with me telepathically?”

David is smitten with Jessie and on the urging of his friends, tries to get her to notice him, by acting completely uninterested. Jessie notices David all right, but not in a positive way.
Jessie's Missing
David: “Jessie’s missing and no one can find her!”

David learns that as a result of their time travel, his love interest, Jessie, has gone missing. Since he got them into this mess, it’s now his job to get them out of it and get his girl back.
I Am Not Winning the Lottery Twice
Quinn: “Do you think we can go to jail for cheating on the lottery?”
Clerk: “You guys only got five out of six numbers.”
Quinn: “We have to go back and do it again!”
Adam: “I am not winning the lottery twice!”

The group decides to win the lottery with help of the time machine. They come close to the huge jackpot, just one number off, which is close enough for Adam.
Let's Take This Thing Out for a Spin
Quinn: “You’re broke. You’re getting bullied. So, let’s take this thing out for a spin.”

Jessie: “Are you trying to communicate with me…”
David: “Telepathically?”
Jessie: “How did you know I was going to say that?”

Quinn points out that each have something to gain by testing the time machine. Adam needs money, Christina has a bully and David wants to woo Jessie. A time machine could help with all of that.
I Love Time Travel
Adam: “I love time travel!”

Adam basks in the fruits of their labor when he gets to party on stage at a music festival. To him, life is good with time travel.
Temporal Relocation Prototype
Adam: “You hear that? It’s in my dad’s old workshop. It’s like a clicking or something.”
David: “What the hell is that?”
Adam: “Here we go, Project Almanac, temporal relocation prototype”
Quinn: “What does that mean?”
David: “It means time travel.”
David: “We should try to build it!”
Adam: “You guys are crazy! We can’t build a time machine.”
Quinn: “Did you see the tape? I mean, I think we already did build it.”

The friends venture into an old workshop following a clicking noise to discover what they think is a time machine. It’s incomplete, but they agree to build it, as, judging by the tape, they already have.
My Seventh Birthday
Christina: “Hey, what is this?”
David: “That’s my seventh birthday. Whoa, did you see that? Hold on a sec.”
Christina: “What?”
David: “I just saw something weird. You guys, you gotta see this. Right there. Look in the mirror.”
Quinn: “Dude, that can’t be.”
David: “That’s definitely me! We need to figure out what I’m doing on this tape.”

When looking through old videos, David notices something extremely strange in a tape from his seventh birthday party. He sees himself, at his current age, in the tape, which is completely impossible, to say the least.

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The Loft Movie Quotes
“The Loft” movie quotes bring the thrills as five men must figure out who murdered a woman in their shared loft. The film, which is a remake of the 2008 Belgian film “Loft,” was written by Bart De Pauw and Wesley Strick, and directed by Erik Van Looy. After several distribution changes, “The Loft” opened in theaters on January 30, 2015.

In “The Loft,” five married men, Vincent (Karl Urban), Chris (James Marsden), Luke (Wentworth Miller), Marty (Eric Stonestreet) and Philip (Matthias Schoenaerts), share a downtown loft which each use to live out their deepest fantasies with women other than their wives. It all goes well until one day when Luke enters the loft to find a dead blonde woman in the bed.

The five men scramble to try to react to the situation knowing full well that if they call the police about the murder, their extramarital affairs will become known to their families. So they first try to solve the case themselves and determine that either one of their five is responsible or they are being framed, the latter theory which is strengthened when they receive random messages from a second blonde woman who seems to know their secrets.

“The Loft” helps close out the January 2015 movie slate which also featured films such as ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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There's a Dead Woman Here
Luke: “What the hell happened? This can’t be real.”
Vincent: “Do you know who she is?”
Luke: “Of course not”
Chris: “We gotta call the cops!”
Vincent: “Think about our wives!”
Chris: “There’s a dead woman here, Vincent.”

Luke is startled to enter the loft to see a woman dead. The other men arrive and begin to scramble on how to play this. While someone is dead, going to the police will lead them all into a bunch of trouble.
Fate Will Unite Us
Luke: “What does it mean?”
Chris: “Fate will unite us”

The guys discover a cryptic message written in blood next to the dead woman in their loft. It translates to fate will unite us, which only confuses them more.
Welcome to the Loft
Vincent: “Gentlemen, there’s something I want to show you. Welcome to the loft. It’s our own private oasis. Think about it. No messy hotel bills. No questionable credit card activity.”
Chris: “I don’t know. I’m not like that.”
Vincent: “Accepting a key to the loft means you accept the rules to the loft. Tell nobody. Have fun.”

Vincent invites his four closest friends into a loft with an opportunity. They can all share ownership of the residence and secretly use it for their trysts, as long as they keep it secret and enjoy it.
It's Not Over
Vincent: “It’s not over. We will find out what happened here and we will figure a way out.”

Vincent vows to get to the bottom of what is going on. Together, they will find a way out of this mess and find who is truly responsible for the murder.
If All the People Who Have Been Hurt Find Out the Truth
Luke: “If all the people who have been hurt find out the truth, what do you think will happen?”

Luke warns the men against telling their loved ones the truth about what was going on in the loft. They must decide which is the worser evil, telling their wives of their affairs or potentially going down for murder.
Someone is Trying to Frame Us
Philip: “Someone is trying to frame us.”
Vincent: “Who?”
Philip: “I don’t know, a rejected girlfriend, a jealous boyfriend, someone with a motive.”

With each of the men pleading their innocence, the men conclude that they’re being framed for this murder. Who is behind the crime, however, and for why is still unknown.
One of Our Keys
Luke: “The door was locked. The alarm was turned off. Someone got it in with one of our keys.”

A little detective work leads the men to believe that one of the five of them sharing the loft was involved in the murder. This makes them all suspects and all suspicious of one another.
Are You Keeping Secrets?
Anne: “Are you keeping secrets?”

Vincent: “Who is she?”
Luke: “Do we know her?”

Immediately after discovering the body, the men receive a phone call from the lobby from a mysterious blonde woman. It’s clear that she knows their secrets and is threatening to expose them but who is she and why is she after them?

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Wild Card Movie Quotes
“Wild Card” movie quotes bring the action as one gambling addict finds himself in some trouble and must go all in to save himself. The action crime movie was written by William Goldman as adapted from two previous films with the same title. Simon West directed “Wild Card,” which opened in theaters on January 30, 2015.

In “Wild Card,” Nick Wild (Jason Statham) is a gambling addict in Las Vegas who often takes on odd jobs to support his habit. Included in these jobs is helping men pick up women, such as the case with Osgood (Max Casella) and DD (Sofia Vergara), and providing security for a variety of clients.

But when Nick is approached by Holly (Dominik García-Lorido) who was badly beaten by fighter with mob connections Danny DeMarco (Milo Ventimiglia), he springs into action to help her. In the process, however, Nick finds himself in trouble with the mob, including with Baby (Stanley Tucci), giving him one night to either come out on top and have enough money to leave Las Vegas for a better life or die trying.

“Wild Card” joins other films already in theaters in January 2015 including ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”The Loft,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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This is My Last Night in Vegas
Nick Wild: “I want to win enough cash to get out of this place for good. We’ve gotta go for their throats. I don’t want any limit. One way or another, this is my last night in Vegas.”

Nick knows this is the end. He will be leaving Las Vegas after tonight, be it a rich man in search of a new life or in a body bag. He’s prepared for both outcomes.
I Hope I Sharpened These Enough
Holly: “Remember me?”
Danny: “Do you know who I am?”
Holly: “I hope I sharpened these enough. Let’s see.”

Nick finds Danny, ties him up and brings in Holly to get her revenge. While Danny initially tries to intimidate her with his fame, she’s determined to snip his manhood to show him who is truly boss here.
I Like Blackjack a Little More Than I Should
Nick Wild: “I need $500,000 to buy me five years. Right now I’m only short $499,500. I like blackjack a little more than I should.”

Nick has a goal to leave his current sad life as a gambler in Las Vegas for greener pastures. He knows how much money he needs to do that but is terribly short of that goal.
You Want My Qualifications?
Cyrus: “Can you tell me about yourself?”
Nick Wild: “You want my qualifications?”
Cyrus: “Along those lines”
Nick Wild: “Along those lines”

Nick Wild: “I can take care of things. That’s all you need to know.”

Nick applies for a job and is asked to detail his qualifications. Nick isn’t really interested in all that, but does reassure Cyrus that he takes care of things, whatever that means.
My Own Little Hero
Osgood: “You just haven’t found…”
DD: “Hey, hey!”
Osgood: “Let go!”
Nick Wild: “I won’t touch her again, not until she asks me.”

DD: “You’re my own little hero!”

Osgood: “It worked, Nicky! She loves me! One thousand dollars!”

Being a gambling addict in Las Vegas means taking on odd jobs to feed that habit and that’s exactly what Nick does. In this case, he’s acting as the bad guy, which in turn makes Osgood look like the superhero to DD.
Don't Mess With These Guys
Millicent: “This fighter guy, his name is Danny DeMarco. You did me something once but now I need you to do me something. Do not mess with these guys.”

In searching for the fighter who hurt Holly, Nick speaks to Millicent who advises him to not go there. Spoiler: He doesn’t listen.
Somebody Shot and Killed Two Gentlemen
Baby: “Nicholas, Nicholas”
Nick Wild: “Baby”
Baby: “I heard you were up over 500 last night at the gate, talk of the town. Do you remember, when was it, a couple months ago when you had us beaten for $200,000 right here at the Nugget, until your luck changed?”
Nick Wild: “I’ll get there someday.”
Baby: “Nicholas, I’m just in a terrible bind and it’s all because of you. It seems that somebody broke into room 3506 last night, beat up on three guys and took $50,000.”
Nick Wild: “And that was before I had my Wheaties.”
Baby: “If only that were funny. No, it seems that this, um, same somebody shot and killed two gentlemen named Kinlaw and Tiel, shot them while they were tied and helped. An eyewitness claims that someone was you.”
Nick Wild: “And you believe that?”
Baby: “If I did, you’d be dead. Come along, Nicolas.”
Nick Wild: “Come along where?”
Baby: “To see DeMarco. I have to find the truth.”
Nick Wild: “Wait a minute. Do you mean I’m on trial?”
Baby: “For your life, I’d imagine.”

When word spreads that Nick was involved in a couple murders the night before, Baby confronts him. As Nick soon learns, he’s about to answer for his involvement in this matter and the penalty for his guilt is death.
I Want My Revenge, Nicky
Holly: “Hey, Nick”
Nick Wild: “Who did this?”
Holly: “A fighter, he did what he did. I want my revenge, Nicky.”

Holly approaches Nick after she’s viciously beaten by a fighter. She wants revenge and hopes Nick will help her. Luckily, he’s game.

Jupiter Ascending Movie Quotes

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Jupiter Ascending Movie Quotes
“Jupiter Ascending” movie quotes take viewers on a science fiction adventure as one ordinary woman learns that the fate of Earth is in her hands. The space opera film was written, produced, and directed by Lana and Andy Wachowski. Showing in IMAX 3D, “Jupiter Ascending” opened in theaters on February 6, 2014.

In “Jupiter Ascending,” Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an ordinary janitor living a mediocre life on Earth. Jupiter, however, soon learns that her life is far from ordinary when she is rescued from death by strange doctors by genetically engineered ex-military hunter Caine Wise (Channing Tatum). Along with Sringer Apini (Sean Bean), Caine explains to Jupiter that life on Earth came via seeding from alien corporation Abrasax Industries.

Jupiter goes on to learn that she is set to inherit Earth from the House of Abrasax, but the Abrasax children, Balem (Eddie Redmayne), Titus (Douglas Booth) and Kalique (Tuppence Middleton), could change that. Should something happen to Jupiter, Balem would receive Earth, from which he could harvest a youth serum that would allow them to live forever. So while Caine tries to protect Jupiter from Balem, Balem is set to do whatever it takes to kill off Jupiter and inherit the Earth, setting up a battle of epic proportions.

“Jupiter Ascending” brings some sci-fi to theaters already packed with films like ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”The Loft,” ”Wild Card,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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Most Powerful Dynasties in the Universe
Caine: “It’s one of the most powerful dynasties in the universe. There are three primary heirs. The oldest is Balem. He’s the one who controls this planet and wants you dead.”
Jupiter Jones: “I am telling you. I am nobody!”
Caine: “You are royalty!”

Caine fills Jupiter in on the characters she is up against. The Abrasax family is set to control Earth should something happen to Jupiter, something Balem very much hopes will happen.
She's Down There
Stinger: “You're the perfect hunting machine, fearless, relentless. You've been searching for one thing your whole life and she's down there.”

In speaking to Caine, Stinger explains that Caine’s life has been devoted to one thing and that thing, being Jupiter, is now within reach. This pep talk before the mission to save her pumps Caine up for what is yet to come.
Not the Only Inhabited Planet
Caine: “It can be difficult for people from underdeveloped worlds to hear that their planet is not the only inhabited planet.”

Caine tries to explain where he came from, or perhaps more specifically, where the people of Earth came from to Jupiter. This ancient astronaut theory is a strange one, but Caine is sticking to the story.
Not Getting Off This Planet Without a Fight
Caine: “If she is what you say she is, we’re not getting off this planet without a fight.”

Caine knows that Jupiter is something special and that many from the Abrasax dynasty are out to get her. This makes getting her safely off Earth quite the struggle.
Your Planet was Seeded
Stinger: “You’ve been taught that the birthplace of the human race is earth, but it’s not.”
Jupiter Jones: “Do you know what this will do to people when they find out the truth?”
Stinger: “I don’t think that most people would like to know the truth.”
Jupiter Jones: “I do.”
Stinger: “Your planet was seeded by Abrasax Industries roughly 100,000 years ago.”

Stinger goes into detail about why they are interested in Jupiter and how the human race itself came to be. As he explains, the planet was seeded but those on Earth have no idea.
I’m Here to Help You
Doctor: “You sure this is the right one?”
Nurse: “It’s her.”
Doctor: “Good. Kill her.”

Jupiter Jones: “Who are you?”
Caine: “Caine Wise, I’m here to help you.”

Jupiter is confused and scared to wake in an operating room in the arms of Caine. She’s not sure who he is or why he’s there, but he claims he’s on her side. This is just the first of many confusing and enlightening events she will soon encounter.
The Earth Will Belong to You
Kalique: “Your earth is a very small part of a very large industry. Right now, Balem is entitled to Earth. Once you claim it, the Earth will belong to you.”

Balem: “I will harvest that planet tomorrow, before I let her take it from me.”

Titus: “Have you ever seen a harvest?”
Kalique: “Never, but I’ve heard they feel no pain.”

As Kalique explains to Jupiter, Jupiter can claim Earth, taking it away from Balem. Balem has other plans, which involve getting control of the planet, or at least harvesting it, one way or another.
I'm Still the Same Me
Caine: “Your Majesty’s life is going to change, if you want it to.”
Jupiter Jones: “I’m still the same me.”

Despite her life being turned upside down, Jupiter claims that she will remain the same humble person she always has been. Caine disagrees as he has a full understanding of just what opportunities she has at hand.
That Planet Belongs to Me
Balem: “That planet belongs to me.”
Jupiter Jones: “Not anymore”

Jupiter has some fighting words when Balem tries to intimidate her. He wants Earth and feels it’s his right, but Jupiter isn’t going down without a fight.
I Love Dogs
Caine: “Your Majesty, I have more in common with a dog than I have with you.”
Jupiter Jones: “I love dogs. I've always loved dogs.”

The chemistry between Caine and Jupiter is visible when they have a moment. Caine doesn’t see them as having much in common but she disagrees.

Seventh Son Movie Quotes

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Seventh Son Movie Quotes
“Seventh Son” movie quotes go on a fantasy adventure as good battles evil. The film, which was based on the novel “The Spook’s Apprentice,” by Joseph Delaney, was adapted by Charles Leavitt and Steven Knight. Directed by Sergei Bodrov, “Seventh Son” opened in theaters on February 6, 2015.

In “Seventh Son,” Tom Ward (Ben Barnes) comes of age and leaves the nest, including leaving Mam (Olivia Williams), to meet Master Gregory, the Spook (Jeff Bridges). Master Gregory has sought out Tom as the seventh son of the seventh son, one who is destined become the Spook’s apprentice. Master Gregory explains that there is evil in the world and while there was once a thousand men fighting to protect the good from the bad, they’ve all died. So Tom trains under Master Gregory preparing for the tests yet to come.

One main test comes sooner than either imagined when the long locked away witch Mother Malkin (Julianne Moore) escapes while Master Gregory is away. While Mother Malkin tries her best to recruit Tom to come over to her dark side, Tom resists and sets the stage for a fierce battle against her as she is hell bent on vengeance, including taking out the good men in the land, starting with Tom.

“Seventh Son” is just one of several films in theaters in early February 2015 along with ”Jupiter Ascending,” ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”The Loft,” ”Wild Card,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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Your Queen Has Returned
Mother Malkin: “Your queen has returned. The world of man shall fall. Hell awakens. Let us give the world a taste of what may come.”

Mother Malkin escapes and promises to offer massive destruction to all in the land. She is hell bent on vengeance and that means death to man.
Darkness is in You
Mother Malkin: “You think humanity’s good. There's evil inside of every one of them. They use you and they will throw you to the fire. Why choose them? Darkness is in you.”
Tom Ward: “I can’t do this. I’m not like you.”
Mother Malkin: “You and I rule this world. Join us.”

Mother Malkin makes an effort to recruit Tom to her side, citing an evil darkness in everyone. Tom doesn’t take the bait and remains on the good side.
Be Wise. Be Careful
Tom Ward: “I’m going to leave this place soon.”
Mam: “I knew this day would come. Be wise. Be careful. Everything you ever need is inside you, my son.”

Tom says goodbye to Mam as he leaves the nest for bigger and better things. She offers him a few words of advice knowing that his upcoming battles will take more strength than he knows.
If You See a Witch
Master Gregory: “If you see a witch, kill it.”

Master Gregory offers Tom Ward some very simple yet very useful instructions. He tells Tom to kill any witch he sees, referring even to those young attractive ones who claim they are innocent.
We're Not All Evil
Alice Deane: “We’re not all evil, you know.”

In speaking to Tom, Alice claims that some witches, herself included, are not evil, like those Master Gregory warned him of. Tom is clearly interested in Alice, but it’s hard to know who he can really trust these days.
Did You Miss Me?
Mother Malkin: “Did you miss me?”

When reuniting with Master Gregory, after she was locked away for many years, Mother Malkin has just four words for her old foe. Did you miss me?
Our World is Divided
Master Gregory: “Our world is divided between light and darkness.”

Master Gregory lays out the very basic plot of the film. The world has good and it has bad, and it’s up to him and Tom to protect the good from the bad, mainly in Mother Malkin.
You Are the Seventh Son
Master Gregory: “I’ve been searching for you Mr. Ward. You are the seventh son of the seventh son.”
Tom Ward: “An order of noble knights combatting the forces of darkness. It says here that there are a thousand of you.”
Master Gregory: “They’ve all died. We are all that’s left.”
Tom Ward: “Teach me.”
Master Gregory: “You live in a world now where legend and nightmare are real.”
Tom Ward: “What exactly do we do?”
Master Gregory: “You fight the darkness, wherever it hides.”

Tom Ward: “Well, how do you fight that?”
Master Gregory: “You don’t! You run!”

Master Gregory approaches Tom as the chosen one to be his apprentice. It doesn’t take long for Tom to see exactly what they are fighting against, or, in this instance, running from.

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Movie Quotes

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The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Movie Quotes
“The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water” movie quotes bring the beloved characters from the popular animated television series back to the big screen for another episode of adventures. The animated adventure comedy film was directed by Paul Tibbitt using a screenplay he co-wrote with Glenn Berger and Jonathan Aibel. “The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water” opened in theaters in 3D on February 6, 2015.

In “The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water,” SpongeBob Squarepants (voiced by Tom Kenny) and crew, including Patrick Star (voiced by Bill Fagerbakke), Squidward Tentacles (voiced by Rodger Bumpass) and Mr. Krabs (voiced by Clancy Brown), commence freaking out when they realize that the secret krabby patty formula has been stolen. The culprit? Burger-Beard (Antonio Banderas), who wants the secret formula to complete his book which will allow his evil plan to succeed.

So, to get the secret formula back, SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward head to the surface to track down Burger-Beard. This sounds much easier than it actually is, seeing as how tiny little creatures don’t stand a chance against humans and other real-world foes. This means they need to up their appearance, and their game, to retake what is rightfully theirs.

“The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water” joins theaters already packed with other great films such as ”Jupiter Ascending,” ”Seventh Son,” ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”The Loft,” ”Wild Card,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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Those Guys Must Work Out
Brunette Woman: “Those guys must work out.”
Blonde Woman: “I think they’re in my spin class.”

When SpongeBob and team upgrade to new costumes, the wise women on the beach mistake them for actual superheroes. And not just any superheroes, ones that apparently work out where they do.
The Secret Krabby Patty Formula, It's Gone
SpongeBob SquarePants: “The secret krabby patty formula, it’s gone!”
Mr. Krabs: “Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order!”
Squidward Tentacles: “Aren't you overreacting a bit?”
Mr. Krabs: “Welcome to the apocalypse. I hope you like leather.”

SpongeBob SquarePants: “Patrick, what are you doing?”
Patrick Star: “Vandalizing stuff”
Plankton: “Isn't that your house?”

When everyone realizes that the secret krabby patty formula has been stolen, mass hysteria sets in. Patrick takes it the worst, freaking out and vandalizing his own house. No bueno.
Justice is Best Soft Served
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.”

Patrick Star: “Justice is best soft served!”
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Maybe, we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.”

In hindsight, giving Patricks the superpower of soft serve may have been a bad choice, at least from a functional standpoint. For Patrick, more ice cream than he could ever consume is never a bad decision.
A Giant Hairy Porpoise
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Woah! What is this place?”

SpongeBob SquarePants: “A giant hairy porpoise's beached!”
Mr. Krabs: “We need to get these guys back in the water.”

Squidward Tentacles: “Ew, this place smells awful!”

Arriving on the beach brings some culture shock for the team. SpongeBob finds what he thinks is a beached porpoise, but really it’s just a hairy fat man. The stink is shocking.
He's Got Five Heads
Mr. Krabs: “I have a bad feeling about this.”
Patrick Star: “Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.”
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the krabby patty?”
Patrick Star: “Hey! My friend is talking to you.”

Patrick thinks he’s found someone who can help them find the krabby patty formula when he finds someone with five heads. In reality, he’s just talking to a foot but good effort.
I Need the Final Page
Burger-Beard: “At last. It is mine! With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true. But to harness its power, I need the final page that is protected deep below the surface by one legendary hero.”

Burger-Beard: “Attack!”
Patrick Star: “I think we have a few minutes before he gets here… Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!”
Mr. Krabs: “Bar the door!”
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Got it!”
Burger-Beard: “Bullseye!”

Burger-Beard needs just one more page in his magic book to truly have all the evil power he desires. To find that, he must venture under the sea to steal it. Thankfully, Patrick is on guard. Well, thankfully for Burger-Beard at least.
Let's Get That Book Back
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Come on, team! Let’s get that book back!”

With the secret krabby patty formula stolen, SpongeBob gathers a team to head to the surface to get it back. It seems simple enough, right? Not so fast, my friend.
Me Formula
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Krabby Patties!”
Mr. Krabs: “What are you doing with me formula?”
Burger-Beard: “You mean… ME formula!”

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs find Burger-Beard serving krabby patties as his own burger recipe. They know they must retrieve the secret formula and that means going to war.
A Bright Light
Patrick Star: “SpongeBob!”
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Patrick?”
Patrick Star: “Talk to me, buddy.”
SpongeBob SquarePants: “I’m seeing a bright light.”
Patrick Star: “Is this better?”
SpongeBob SquarePants: Much. “Thank you”

Knocked out during a battle, SpongeBob sees a bright light. This would be that big thing known as the sun, something Patrick blocks to give SpongeBob a better view.
Here Comes the Pain
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Alright, here comes the pain!”
Burger-Beard: “Hah!”
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Ah!”
Plankton: “That ain't good.”
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Huh?”

Patrick Star: “They're beautiful.”

When Burger-Beard busts out a cannon, SpongeBob springs into action, trapping each of the cannonballs in bubbles. Patrick thinks they are beautiful, at least until he pops one bubble, sending a heavy cannonball straight into his face.

The Voices Movie Quotes

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The Voices Movie Quotes
“The Voices” movie quotes bring some awkward laughs as one mentally unstable man, on the advice of his talking cat, murders his coworkers. The comedy-horror film was directed by Marjane Satrapi using a screenplay by Michael R. Perry. “The Voices” first opened at the 2014 Sundance Film Festival before a theatrical release on February 6, 2015.

In “The Voices,” Jerry Hickfang (Ryan Reynolds) is a seemingly normal and nice new employee at the Milton Bathtub Factory. He gets along well with his coworkers and even meets some nice women from accounting, Lisa (Anna Kendrick) and Fiona (Gemma Arterton). But once he stops taking his prescribed anti-psychotic medication, things take a deadly turn.

Jerry begins having conversations with his pets, dog Bosco and cat Mr. Whiskers (both voiced by Ryan Reynolds). While Bosco is the optimist of the bunch, Mr. Whiskers urges Jerry to begin killing his coworkers and psychiatrist, Dr. Warren (Jacki Weaver). Things only get stranger when the severed heads of his kills begin talking to him as well, setting him up for a puzzling and bizarre end.

“The Voices” joins theaters already packed with other great films such as ”Jupiter Ascending,” ”Seventh Son,” ”The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water Movie,” ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”The Loft,” ”Wild Card,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” ”Taken 3,” ”Predestination,” ”A Most Violent Year,” ”The Interview,” ”Unbroken,” ”American Sniper,” ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”The Gambler,” ”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and ”Annie.”
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Are You Going to Kill Someone Else?
Mr. Whiskers: “Are you going to kill someone else?”
Jerry: “Me? No”
Bosco: “You’re a good man, Jerry.”

In the typical conversation Jerry has with his pets, Mr. Whiskers urges Jerry to do bad things, like kill people, while Bosco is there to be the voice of reason and remind Jerry that he’s a good guy. Eventually though, one of these voices will overpower the other with deadly consequences.
Kill Her
Mr. Whiskers: “In her eyes, you’re a ridiculous peasant! Kill her and you will discover what it feels like to be truly alive!”

Mr. Whiskers is clearly a bad influence on Jerry when he suggests that Jerry needs to kill his coworker to feel truly alive. Sadly, Jerry listens to his cat’s advice and does just that.
Cut It Out!
Dr. Warren: “Ahhh!”
Fiona: “Ahhh!”
Mr. Whiskers: “Ahhh!”
Jerry: “Mr. Whiskers, Dr. Warren, Fiona, cut it out!”

Jerry cannot escape the constant screams from the severed heads and animals in his apartment. Of course, this is all in his head, but still, something he cannot easily control.
Shut Up, Cat
Mr. Whiskers: “You’re out of your league!”
Jerry: “Shush!”
Bosco: “Yeah, shut up, cat.”

When Jerry is excited about a date, cat Mr. Whiskers is there to be the Debbie Downer. Neither Jerry nor the dog Bosco want to her his negativity.
You Have The Greatest Hair, Tom
Jerry: [singing]
Tom: “Hey, Jerry, give me a break!”
Jerry: “Oh, okay, I’ll tone it down a little bit… You have the greatest hair, Tom, in the back.”

Jerry seems like a generally happy, harmless guy who is, mostly liked by his coworkers in his new position at the Milton Bathtub Factory. This, of course, is Jerry on his psychiatric drugs but when he stops taking those meds, things change course dramatically.
I've Changed My Opinion
Bosco: “Do you remember last week when you said there was an invisible line that separates good from evil and you thought you’d crossed it and I said, ‘no, no, no, you’re a good boy’?”
Jerry: “Yeah, I remember. So what?”
Bosco: “I’ve changed my opinion.”

Bosco, realizing that his master is truly evil, informs Jerry of this fact in a quick conversation. It’s tough for the dog to think this way of Jerry but it’s the hard truth at this point.
Jerry, You're a Serial Killer
Mr. Whiskers: “Jerry, you’re a serial killer.”
Bosco: “No, he isn’t.”
Jerry: “Shhh!”

Jerry has had enough of the constant blather from his pets. Mr. Whiskers keeps trying to talk him into bad things while Bosco is there to defend his best friend. Jerry just wants them all to shut it.
One Step Away From the Looney Bin
Fiona: “Look what you did to me.”
Mr. Whiskers: “Well, that’s one step away from the looney bin.”
Jerry: “I’m so sorry.”

In a new spin on hearing voices, Jerry hears (and sees) the decapitated head of coworker Fiona in his refrigerator making him feel guilty about him murdering her. Meanwhile, Mr. Whiskers mocks Jerry’s mental state, despite being the one who talked him into the murder in the first place.
I Sometimes Talk to My Pets
Lisa: “Are you good with cats?”
Jerry: “No, the real question is are cats good with me because they pretty much own us.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, yeah!”

Jerry: “I sometimes talk to my pets and they sometimes talk to me sometimes.”
Lisa: “I get that.”

When Jerry describes to Lisa that his cat controls him and his pets talk back, she has no idea that he’s being serious and not just speaking figuratively. To Lisa, he just seems like a sweet, animal-loving nice guy, not a serial killer who has conversations with his enabling cat.
Do You Ever Hear Voices?
Dr. Warren: “How are you doing, Jerry?”
Jerry: “They like me at work. There’s a girl. I like her.”

Dr. Warren: “Do you ever hear voices?”
Jerry: “Voices? Not really… Mr. Whiskers, he makes me do bad things.”
Dr. Warren: “You totally stopped taking the pills, didn’t you?”
Jerry: “Totally”

Jerry checks in with Dr. Warren who asks about his mental well being. Jerry says all is well, but soon they both realize that things are far from okay.


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Love, Rosie Movie Quotes
“Love, Rosie” movie quotes tell the tale of two best friends who, after making bad love life decisions, must decide if they are meant for one another. The British romantic comedy movie was directed by Christian Ditter using a screenplay Juliette Towhidi adapted from the novel “Where Rainbows End” by Cecelia Ahern. “Love, Rosie” opened in the United States on February 6, 2015.

In “Love, Rosie,” Alex (Sam Claflin) and Rosie (Lily Collins) have been best friends since they were small children. The boy-girl friendship isn’t the most conventional, but it worked for them and they were inseparable growing up. But an unplanned pregnancy for Rosie combined with a scholarship to Harvard for Alex separated them.

Alex went on to study in Boston and, after Rosie’s urging to look him up to his high school fling Bethany (Suki Waterhouse), he married Bethany. Meanwhile, Rosie raised her daughter, Katie (Lily Laight) in the United Kingdom while pursuing her dream of hotel management. Despite everything, the two remained in touch and later found themselves unattached leading to an ultimate decision. Can the two best friends be romantic partners or were they always destined to just be best friends?

“Love, Rosie” brings the romance to theaters already packed with other films such as ”Jupiter Ascending,” ”Seventh Son,” ”The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water Movie,” "The Voices," ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”The Loft,” ”Wild Card,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” and ”Taken 3.”
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He Invited Me to the School Dance
Rosie: “He invited me to the school dance.”
Alex: “What a bimbo!”
Rosie: “Seriously hot though”

Rosie informs Alex that she’s been asked to the dance by a seriously hot, but perhaps a little air headed guy named Greg. Neither know at that time how that simple act with change all of their lives forever.
We're Getting Married
Bethany: “We’re getting married.”
Rosie: “Congratulations”
Bethany: “You told me to come here. It wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t for you. Thank you!”

Rosie fakes her excitement when she hears that Bethany and Alex are getting married. While they never really dated, there is still a bit of jealousy Rosie has over Alex.
It's Great Having You as a Friend
Ruby: “It is so great having you as a friend. Whenever something goes wrong in my life, all I’ve got to do it look at yours and it puts everything into perspective.”

Ruby means well but has an interesting way with words when she tries to make Rosie feel better. Rosie’s life isn’t especially that messed up and that’s the joke.
Boy-Girl Friendships
Alex: “I know boy-girl friendships can be quite complicated sometimes but I’m always here if you need to talk.”
Rosie: “What do you think boobs au naturel or pushed up?”
Alex: “Is it for dancing or is it um, for, um, hmm.”

Alex reminds Rosie that despite being different genders, he’s there for her if she needs to talk. She immediately takes him up on that offer, asking for his opinion about her boobs, a query that leaves him speechless.
No Ordinary Friendship
Rosie: “It was no ordinary friendship. We were inseparable, constantly being separated. I’ve realized that no matter where you are or who you’re with, I will always truly, completely love you.”

Rosie writes to Alex professing her love. Though they’ve always been best friends, inseparable yet geographically incompatible, there’s always been something more between them that they’ve never fully explored.
You Work Here Now?
Rosie: “I mean seriously, could you find further proof of how f***ed up my life is right now? Bethany!”
Bethany: “Rosie Dunne, you work here now?”
Rosie: “I just got promoted to reception.”
Bethany: Congratulations!”
Rosie: “But you, with your success, it’s amazing!”
Bethany: “I’ve just flown in from Morocco. Tomorrow I fly out again, New York, Boston, Chicago, a nightmare.”
Ruby: “My heart bleeds”
Bethany: “Yeah”
Rosie: “Boston, you should look up Alex.”
Bethany: “Really? Alex Stewart, you guys still keep in touch?”
Rosie: “Of course! He could do with a friendly face.”
Bethany: “Great, I’ll get his details from you later… Um, can I get some Evian sent up to my room? It’s the only water that I can drink. Three bottles, uh, maid service, twice a day.”
Ruby: “That’s how f***ed up your life is!”

Rosie runs into old friend Bethany when Bethany stays at Rosie’s hotel. Their catching up, however, is soon ruined when Bethany’s model ways begin instructing Rosie on how she’d like her stay.
I've Got News
Rosie: “I’ve got news.”
Alex: “Me too”
Rosie: “A scholarship to Harvard”
Alex: “What? Come on. You’re coming too? Right? What’s your news?”

With both eager to move on and start new lives elsewhere, Rosie and Alex each share big news. Alex’s news allows him to reach this dream, Rosie’s not so much.
There's Been an Accident
Rosie: “Alex, thank god! Where are you?”
Alex: “I’m on my way up.”
Rosie: “Wait! Wait! You’ve got to help me. There’s been an accident!”
Alex: “Can we just talk about this later?”
Rosie: “No, there was an accident with the thingy with Greg.”
Alex: “You need to be really clear and really precise.”
Rosie: “The condom came off inside my vagina and at present I’m unable to locate it.”
Alex: “That’s way more information than I needed.”

Rosie finds herself in trouble after a failed sexual encounter with Greg and calls Alex. Alex wants to help, so he asks for a bit more detail into the situation. He immediately regrets that decision.

Kingsman: The Secret Service Movie Quotes

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Kingsman: The Secret Service Movie Quotes
“Kingsman: The Secret Service” movie quotes follow the espionage when a secret spy agency recruits and trains a new member, who is immediately tested. The action film was directed by Matthew Vaughn using a screenplay he and Jane Goldman adapted from the graphic novel “The Secret Service” by Dave Gibbons and Mark Millar. “Kingsman: The Secret Service” opened in theaters on February 13, 2014.

In “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” Galahad (Colin Firth) and Arthur (Michael Caine) lead a team of highly skilled spies in the Kingsmen, an independent international intelligence agency. Veteran agent Galahad knows they need a new member so he researches and recruits an intelligent kid with brushes with the law, Eggsy (Taron Egerton) and puts him through the dangerous and grueling training process.

Eggsy performs well, which is especially useful as the Kingsmen face a powerful new threat in Valentine (Samuel L. Jackson). See Valentine believes that mankind needs to be exterminated and he plans to do just that. This puts the Kingsmen, including new member Eggsy, up against steep odds to save the world and the people in it.

“Kingsman: The Secret Service” hits theaters already packed with other great films including ”Jupiter Ascending,” ”Seventh Son,” ”The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water Movie,” "The Voices," "Love, Rosie," ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”The Loft,” ”Wild Card,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” and ”Taken 3.”
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A Lot of People are Going to Die
Gazelle: “Sounds like a lot of people are going to die.”
Valentine: “Do I look like I give a f***?”

Clearly, Valentine has no conscience. Knowing that a ton of people will die does not bring out even the smallest amount of guilt. He means war and isn’t joking.
Kingsmen Material
Arthur: “Felt sorry for the boy, did you? He will find this humiliating.”
Galahad: “He’s as much Kingsmen material as any of them, more so.”

Arthur and Galahad discuss Eggsy’s status within his Kingsmen training. Arthur doubts Galahad’s faith in the boy but Galahad states otherwise.
Mankind is the Virus
Valentine: “Mankind is the virus and I'm the cure.”
Gazelle: “Mass genocide?”
Valentine: “I like it.”
 
Valentine wants to get rid of all mankind and has no guilt about that whatsoever. His liking mass genocide is terrifying, to say the least.
Most Dangerous Job Interview in the World
Merlin: “You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world. We’re here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit, train for the evil out there. You need to solve problems under pressure, like what to do when one of your group has no parachute.”

Eggsy and other recruits are awoken when their bunk room is filling with water causing them to find a way to survive. As Merlin mentions, this is just one step in the most dangerous job interview ever.
Manners Maketh Man
Galahad: “Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson… Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.”

When Eggsy is confronted by a group of men in a pub, Galahad steps into action to put them in their place, but with manners, of course.
Independent International Intelligence Agency
Galahad: “We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. The Kingsmen agents are the new knights.”

Galahad briefly explains what the Kingsmen are and what they do. They secretly work to protect the world from evil as an independent international intelligence agency.
If You're Prepared to Adapt and Learn
Galahad: “Did you see the film Trading Places?”
Eggsy: “No”
Galahad: “How about Nikita? Pretty Woman? All right, my point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.”
Eggsy: “Oh, like in My Fair Lady.”
Galahad: “You’re all full of surprises. Yes, like My Fair Lady, only in this case I’m offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.”
Eggsy: “A tailor?”
Galahad: “A Kingsmen agent”
Eggsy: “Like a spy?”
Galahad: “Of sorts”
Eggsy: “Interested?”
Galahad: “You think I’ve got anything to lose?”

Galahad tries to find a way that Eggsy can relate to what the Kingsmen do by using a movie reference. Eggsy eventually gets a reference, but it’s an unexpected one.
Can't Stand the Sight of Blood
Valentine: “If you get blood on the carpet you have to take the carpet up! Can’t stand the sight of blood.”

For someone as ruthless as Valentine, his dislike of the sight of blood is an odd one. Then again, we all have our weaknesses.
Y'all Talk So Funny
Valentine: “I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.”

Valentine, who seemingly is humored by strange accents and mass genocide, points out how strange the British talk. While they could be discussing worldly matters, like his plans to exterminate mankind, this topic seems pressing.
I See a Man With Potential
Galahad: “Huge IQ, great performance at school, but your gave up. Drugs, petty crime and never had a job. It set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it.”

Eggsy: “Who are you?”
Galahad: “The man who got you released.”

Eggsy: “I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one.”
Galahad: “Come with me. What do you see? I see a young man with potential. Pull the hook on your left.”
Eggsy: “Oh, yes, very nice! What does this do, electrocute you?”
Galahad: “Don’t be ridiculous. It’s a hand grenade.”
Eggsy: “Shut up! That is sick!”

Having looked at his file, Galahad sees potential in Eggsy and invites him to capitalize on this by getting him released from jail. To entice him into the role, Galahad gives him a sneak peek of the tools of the trade.

Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Quotes

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Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Quotes
“Fifty Shades of Grey” movie quotes bring the best-selling book of the same name to the big screen. The erotic romance film was directed by San Taylor-Johnson using a screenplay Kelly Marcel adapted from the novel by E. L. James. “Fifty Shades of Grey” opened in theaters just in time for Valentine’s Day, on February 13, 2015.

In “Fifty Shades of Grey,” Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) interviews prominent businessman Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) for a newspaper as a favor to her best friend and roommate Kate Kavanaugh (Eloise Mumford). While Anastasia, a plain and simple woman, and Christian, a suave and handsome man, are complete opposites, they click with one another and begin a relationship.

But just as they are growing closer together, Christian warns her that his singular tastes—code for some serious bedroom kink—make him not a great candidate for the typical romantic relationship. This gives Anastasia pause, but she soon gives in and they explore their wildest fantasies together.

The “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie is just one of many highly anticipated movies in theaters in February 2015 alongside "Kingsmen: The Secret Service," ”Jupiter Ascending,” ”Seventh Son,” ”The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water Movie,” "The Voices," "Love, Rosie," ”Black or White,” ”Project Almanac,” ”The Loft,” ”Wild Card,” ”Mortdecai,” ”The Boy Next Door,” ”Black Sea,” ”Strange Magic,” ”Still Alice,” ”The Wedding Ringer,” ”Blackhat,” and ”Taken 3.”
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Just an Interview with the Newspaper
Anastasia Steele: “So this is just an interview with the newspaper. I just have a couple of questions.”

Anastasia Steele: “Do you have any interests outside of work?”
Christian Grey: “What about you? I'd like to know more about you.”
Anastasia Steele: “There's really not much to know about me. Look at me.”
Christian Grey: “I am.”
Anastasia Steele: “To what do you owe your success?”
Christian Grey: “I exercise control in all things, Miss Steele.”
Anastasia Steele: “It must be really boring.”

In her first meeting with Christian Grey, Anastasia Steele arrives at his office for a newspaper interview. The dynamic, however, is strange, especially when he begins asking her the questions.
What's He Like?
Kate Kavanagh: “What was he like?”
Anastasia Steele: “He was polite, intense, smart, really intimidating.”

After her interview with Christian Grey, roommate Kate grills Anastasia for details. Ana describes him as smart and intense, but fails to mention the chemistry between them.
Enlighten Me
Christian Grey: “I had a rough start in life. You should steer clear of me… I don’t do romance. My tastes are very singular. You wouldn’t understand.”
Anastasia Steele: “Enlighten me then.”

As they grow closer together, Christian admits that due to his upbringing, he’s not the most normal person to be around. He hints about what he enjoys, which isn’t romance, something Anastasia is eager to learn more about.
It's You That's Changing Me
Anastasia Steele: “Why are you trying to change me?”
Christian Grey: “I’m not. It's you that's changing me.”

Despite being from very different backgrounds, Anastasia and Christian complete each other. He’s attracted to her free spirit and that’s something that’s changing him.
He Hasn't Stopped Looking at You
Kate Kavanagh: “You do realize that he hasn't stopped looking at you.”

During a photo shoot, Kate notices that Christian seems to have taken an interest in Anastasia. Ana initially brushes it off, but soon their connection becomes undeniable.
I Like to See Your Face
Christian Grey: “I like to see your face. Gives me some clue what you might be thinking.”

For someone who craves control, Christian is also very much keyed in on Anastasia’s feelings and enjoys looking at her face to learn them.
Incapable of Leaving You Alone
Christian Grey: “I’m incapable of leaving you alone.”
Anastasia Steele: “The don’t.”

Christian explains his unrelenting attraction to Anastasia and how that makes her irresistible to him. She is more than willing to indulge him.
You Said You Don't Do Romance
Anastasia Steele: “You said you don’t do romance.”
Christian Grey: “I don’t.”
Anastasia Steele: “Mhmm”

Christian claims that he is no romantic but his actions, which become increasingly more romantic the longer he and Anastasia are together, say otherwise. She’s changing him, and that might not be a bad thing.
He's Ridiculously Hot
Kate Kavanagh: “You have to admit that he’s ridiculously hot.”
Anastasia Steele: “If you’re attracted to that sort of human.”
Kate Kavanagh: “The hot type of human?”

In discussing Anastasia’s interview with Christian Grey, Kate points out that he is really good looking. Anastasia plays coy, noting that she’s not really into that type, a statement that Kate easily refutes.
I Don't Know if I Can Be With Him
Anastasia Steele: “I don't know if I can be with him the way he needs me to.”

Anastasia is aware that Christian is into come kinky acts in the bedroom and not quite a fan of romance, and isn’t sure she’s the girl for him. Hypothetically though, this would all change should she start to enjoy the things he does…

The Best Attack on Titan Quotes

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The Best Attack on Titan Quotes
List of the best moments and quotes from Attack on Titan, including videos or pictures of each scene or character. The popular anime series that brought you characters like Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Sasha and many others contains so many great moments, with epic monologues and one-liners from all of these characters. Arguably the most popular anime of recent memory, AOT has some seriously amazing dialogue that really helps drive the series forward. With a live-action movie in the works, we decided to take a look at some of the best Attack on Titan lines and have you join in on the fun of this blockbuster anime.

Vote for the best Attack on Titan quotes in your opinion, and downvote any that you think aren't that good. We're leaving this list open to add things, so feel free to include your favorite Attack on Titan moments and quotes if they're not already here.

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Can't Win If You Don't Fight
If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." -- Eren
Merciless But Beautiful World
"The world is merciless, and it's also very beautiful." -- Mikasa
Willpower Alone is Not Enough
"Willpower alone isn't enough in battle." -- Armin
Other Ways to Fight
"You should give up on becoming a soldier. Throwing your life away is not the only way to fight." -- Mikasa
Choose! Believe in Yourself or the Survey Corps.
"The difference between your decision and ours is experience. But you don't have to rely on that. Choose! Believe in yourself or believe in the survey corps and me." -- Captain Levi
Can't Change Without Sacrifice
"Someone who can't sacrifice anything, can't ever change anything." -- Armin

Take Big Risks
"If we focus on making the best moves, we will never get the better of our opponent. When necessary, we must be willing to take the big risks and be prepared to lose everything." -- Erwin

 
On That Day...
"On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the titans, and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls." -- Eren, during the first episode when the titans first break into the city.

No Greater Glory
"As a soldier, I swore to devote my heart to the resurrection of mankind! There is no greater glory than dying for that belief!" -- Armin
Lacerating Flesh
"My specialty is lacerating flesh. Anyone interested in experiencing my skill first hand, step right up." -- Mikasa

The Best Death Note Quotes

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The Best Death Note Quotes
Did you know Gods of Death love apples? Here's our list of the best quotes from Death Note, including videos of the greatest moments from the series as well. The epic 2006 anime that brought you fan favorite characters like L, Light, Misa and Ryuk contains so many awesome monologues, hilarious one-liners and fantastic dialogue that keeps you on the edge of your seat. Death Note quotes can be epic to the point where you can get chills from hearing them, which is why we decided to take a look at the top moments from the show. This list contains mostly epic quotes, but we've thrown some funny lines from Ryuk and Misa in there as well. 

Vote for the coolest Death Note quotes you like the most, and downvote any that you think aren't cool or funny. We're leaving this list open to add things, so feel free to include your favorite Death Note moments if they're not already here.

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Look Around You...
"Look around you, and all you see are people the world would be better without." -- Light Yagami
Bang!
"Bang! If were Kira, you'd be dead by now, Yagami Souichiro-san," L says when the cops show up thinking he's the serial killer they're after. 

The line is changed in the live-action version to "Bang! Bang! Bang! If I were Kira, you'd all be dead by now."
I Am Justice!
L and Light (together): I am... JUSTICE!!

The two characters exclaim one of the coolest lines in all of anime as they get ready for the final showdown.
Yes, It Would Be Dark
Misa- "I Would never dream of living in a world without Light."
L- "Yes, it would be dark."

One of the funnier lines from the series, L says this to Misa as a joke on Light's name.
The World Is Rotten
"The world is rotten and those who are making it rot deserve to die. Someone has to do it, so why not me?"

Light justifies to himself why killing so many people is okay.
You'll Die Here
"You have lost, Light. Didn't I say in the beginning, when you die, the one who'll write your name down in a notebook will be me? That is the deal between the Shinigami and the first human to get their hands on the note in the human world. Once you enter the prison, I don't know when you'll die. It's annoying to wait... Your life is already over. You'll die here. Well, it was good while it lasted...We killed some boredom, didn’t we? Well Light...it was fun while it lastest"

Ryuk to Light in the final episode, right before Light dies.

I Will Be Taking Your Cake
"You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake," says L as he chaperones Misa-Misa and Light's date.

The Only Bastard Left
"But if you kill all the bad people, you will be the only bastard left."

Ryuk to Light as he thinks long-term with the Death Note.
See You In Hell, My Son
"Light, my son, from one murderer to another, I'll see you in hell."
 
With Misa and Light in the back seat, Chief Yagami, Light's father, does the unthinkable and threatens to kill himself and his son.
Can't Develop Feelings
"I can't develop feelings. That's how most idiots screw up."

Light's reasoning on why he can't get too close to Misa and must star focused on the Death Note.

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