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Tomorrowland movie quotes take viewers on a journey through space and time to a land where anything is possible. The Disney science fiction adventure film was directed by Brad Bird using a screenplay he cowrote with Damon Lindelof. Originally titled 1952, Tomorrowland opened in theaters on May 22, 2015.

In Tomorrowland, curious teenager Casey Newton (Britt Robertson) comes upon a small metal pin with the letter T on it. When she touches it, the world around her transforms into a beautiful utopia bursting with potential and positivity. But when she stops touching the pin, she's returned to the world she knows, something that confuses her but sparks her interest to find out more of this wizardry.

So Casey tracks down the creator of the pin, former boy-genius inventor Frank Walker (George Clooney). But before he can explains what is going on, authorities show up to apprehend them both, leading them to make a swift exit to Tomorrowland. This chain of events sends them on a wicked adventure and launches an effort to save the world.

Tomorrowland is just one of many great May 2015 movies in theaters alongside Mad Max: Fury Road, Pitch Perfect 2, Playing It Cool, Hot Pursuit and Avengers: Age of Ultron.
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We've Been Looking for Someone Like You
Frank Walker: What you saw was a place where the best and the brightest people in the world came together to actually change it. We've been looking for someone like you for a very long time.
Casey Newton: Why? Did something happen over there? Something bad?

Frank explains that to was no coincidence that Casey came into possession of the pin, that those from Tomorrowland have been looking for someone to join their cause. That person is her.
The Future is Running Out
Frank Walker: Every second that ticks by, the future is running out.

Frank explains the haste they have in saving the world using the technology of Tomorrowland. The future is at stake and time is limited.
Who Are You, Kid?
Frank Walker: What do you want?
Casey Newton: I want you to take me to the place I saw when I touched this.
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Frank Walker: Where'd you get that?
Casey Newton: I know that you were there.
Frank Walker: Who are you, kid?
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Frank Walker: They followed you here?
Casey Newton: Who?
Officer: John Francis Walker, you are now harboring a fugitive. Release her to our custody. You now have one minute to comply.
Casey Newton: Thanks
Frank Walker: Don't thank me yet.
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Frank Walker: Get in!
Casey Newton: How is this a good idea?

Casey tracks down the creator of the pin, Frank Walker, and visits him at his home. But before he can explain the magical powers of the pin, the authorities surround them and they need to make a quick exit.
What If There Was a Place...
Frank Walker: What if there was a place, a secret place, where nothing was impossible? A miraculous place where you could actually change the world. You want to go?

Frank describes a bit about what Tomorrowland is all about. It's a secret place where real change is not only possible, but happening. Sounds pretty rad.
I Am the Future
Athena: Do you ever wonder what would happen if all the great thinkers came together to actually change the world for the better and the results was, well, miracles?
Casey Newton: Who are you?
Athena: I'm the future.
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Casey Newton: That place I saw, it exists?
Athena: Of course it does, but if you don't come with me, not for much longer. Dreamers need to stick together.

Casey learns much from Athena, a small girl from Tomorrowland. Athena encourages Casey to join their cause, something Casey is finding it harder and harder to resist the more she learns about it.
Why Me?
Casey Newton: Of all the people, why me?
David Nix: He thinks you can fix the future.

As if she didn't have enough to comprehend already, Casey wonders why she was selected to help Tomorrowland. As David explains, Frank thinks she can help them save the world.
That's Not Mine!
Police Officer: Newton?
Casey Newton: Yeah
Police Officer: Okay, we've got one money clip, 47 dollars, 32 cents, one Florida state driver's license, baseball cap, one pin, one pack of Beeman's Gum, and, um, whatever that is.
Casey Newton: That's not mine!
Police Officer: What's not yours?
Casey Newton: The pin! I've never... Wha? No way!

After being released from jail, Casey is surprised to see a pin among her belongings. That's only a fraction of how surprised she is when she finds out what happens when she touches the mysterious pin.
When I Touch This Pin
Casey Newton: When I touch this pin, I saw this place, some place amazing, where it felt like anything is possible, and then it was gone.

Casey, still in disbelief of the magical powers of the pin, describes what she sees when she touches it. The feeling is something that sticks with her and sends her on a quite remarkable journey through space and time.

Poltergeist 2015 movie quotes revisit the classic Steven Spielberg horror film in a reboot. Based on the original film by Spielberg, Michael Grais and Mark Victor, the remake was directed by Gil Kenan using a screenplay by David Lindsay-Abaire. Poltergeist opened in theaters on May 22, 2015.

In Poltergeist, the Bowen family, including mother Amy (Rosemarie DeWitt), father Eric (Sam Rockwell), teen daughter Kendra (Saxon Sharbino), son Griffin (Kyle Catlett) and younger daughter Madison (Kennedi Clements) move into a home in a nice, quiet neighborhood. Things are going well, at least until Madison learns that the house has some interesting happenings, and, while Kendra is babysitting, Madison goes missing.

This leaves the Bowen family distraught and not sure where to turn. Since they cannot go to the police, Amy and Eric seek out assistance from Carrigan Burke (Jared Harris) and Dr. Claire Powell (Jane Adams) to deal with the poltergeist in their home and get their beloved daughter back. While Carrigan and Claire can help, getting Madison back is easier said than done, especially when the spirits are still there and on the attack.

Poltergeist brings some mainstream horror to theaters already showing other films such as Tomorrowland, Mad Max: Fury Road, Pitch Perfect 2, Playing It Cool and Hot Pursuit.
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Madison Was the First One to Notice
Amy Bowen: We didn't know where else to go.
Dr. Claire Powell: You did the right thing by coming here.
Amy Bowen: Maddie was the first one to notice things.
Dr. Claire Powell: When was the last time you had contact with her before she was taken?

Not knowing what to do in her unique situation, Amy seeks the advice of Dr. Claire Powell on what to do about the poltergeist in her home. Dr. Powell seems as though she's is the right person to provide some much-needed help to find Madison.
Something's Wrong, Mom
Madison Bowen: Something's wrong, mom.

Madison explains, in a very simple way, what's happening in their new home. Spirits are all around them and not playing nice.
We Just Want Our Daughter Back
Eric Bowen: We just want our daughter back.
Carrigan Burke: The door into their world could close at any moment. If that happens, there's no getting her back. I want you all to clear your minds. They already know what scares you.

Eric pleads with Carrigan about how they can get their missing daughter back from the spirits. As Carrigan explains, there is a way but it's not going to be easy.
It's A Poltergeist
Carrigan Burke: First things first, your daughter is here and she's alive. This development was built on a cemetery. This isn't just a few pissed off spirits we're dealing with. It's a poltergeist.

Carrigan explains just what is happening in the Bowen home and where their missing daughter, Madison, is. The area was built over a cemetery meaning all sorts of spirits are looming and they're not happy.
I Can't Find Maddie
Kendra Bowen: I can't find Maddie!
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Amy Bowen: We have to call somebody.
Eric Bowen: We can't call the cops. What are we going to tell them?

Teenage daughter Kendra panics when her younger sister, Madison, goes missing while Kendra was babysitting. When parents Amy and Eric arrive home, they are lost as to how to proceed in contacting the authorities.
We Like This House
Madison Bowen: Do you want to see a trick?
Griffin Bowen: No way!
Madison Bowen: You try! We like this house!

Madison learns that her bedroom closet door, when touched, makes her hand stand up. She shows the neat new trick to brother, Griffin, who is equally as entertained by the strange happening.
A Fixer-Upper
Eric Bowen: She's a fixer-upper.
Amy Bowen: All the houses are like this in our price range.

The Bowens are house hunting and come upon a home in a nice, quiet neighborhood. While it needs a little work, it appears to be the best they can afford. Unfortunately, the spirits squatting in the home are not mentioned by the realtor.
Who Are You Talking To?
Madison Bowen: Oh, how will you get here?
Griffin Bowen: Who are you talking to?

Griffin finds Madison in her room seemingly talking to herself. As we later learn, she's not talking to herself but rather the spirits that are infesting her room.

Celebrity Rocking the Coolest Colorful Hair

Ah, the unicorn. That elusive creature that only exists in our imaginations and fairy tales. Almost like our favorite celebrities (if you consider the tabloids fairy tales). Recently, the brightest stars in Hollywood have been taking a page from their horned counterparts and adopting a pretty pastel hair trend in almost every color of the rainbow! The multicolored hairstyle is taking over! If you need inspiration for your next dye job, this is where you'll find it.

Gwen Stefani, Drew Barrymore, and Christina Aguilera have been dying their hair crazy colors since all the way back in the '90s, when people actually watched the VMAs and MTV actually played music videos. With the grunge and punk movements came hair dye products like Manic Panic and Punky Color, and with them every color of hair-dye you could imagine: Cotton Candy Pink, Ultra Violet, Tangerine, and Daffodil.

In the past few years, the invention of hair chalk has made it even easier for our fave celebs to have the colorful cotton-candy hair-color we lust over. The best thing is, hair chalk has made it so we can "dye" our hair without permanently upsetting our bosses and getting fired. It just washes out! You can have blue hair on Friday night, pink hair on Saturday night, and be back to your normal work-safe hair color by Monday morning.

Our list is filled with the most colorful celebrity hair a girl (or boy) could dream of. Pinks! Blues! Purples! Take a look and vote up the celebrity you think rocks the colorful, unicorn hair the best!

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Gwen Stefani
Gwen Stefani has been pink, blue. brunette, blonde, and looked fabulous in all of them. The look here, from the 1998 VMAs, kick-started the trend.

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Julianne Hough
According to Julianne Hough, "Pink is the color of kindness!"

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Kate Moss
Kate Moss' pink/purple hair is perfection, just like she is.

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Kelly Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne rocked the purple hair on Fashion Police.

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Lance Bass
It's not just for ladies! Lance Bass even got in on the unicorn trend with this icy blue 'do!

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Nicole Richie
Fashion icon Nicole Richie has never been afraid to get a little wild! So it makes sense that she'd do the same with her hair color.

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Raven-Symoné
Raven-Symoné described her hair color as "washy purp and grey."

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Katy Perry
Katy Perry has worked through the rainbow. Going from pink to blue to green to purple. She always keeps us guessing!

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Kylie Jenner
Kylie Jenner's blue ombre kicked off tons of copy-cats.

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Kesha
Kesha might actually be a unicorn. And this hair proves it!

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San Andreas movie quotes follow what happens when a massive earthquake hits the popular California fault line. The disaster film was adapted by Allan Loeb, Carlton Cuse, Carey Hayes and Chad Hayes from a script by by Jeremy Passmore and Andre Fabrizio. Directed by Brad Peyton, San Andreas opened in theaters on May 29, 2015.

In San Andreas, viewers are introduced to a separated family led by father and decorated rescue helicopter pilot Ray Gaines (Dwayne Johnson). He is divorced from Emma (Carla Gugino) and trying to keep his relationship with college-aged daughter Blake (Alexandra Daddario) somewhat intact. Juggling a demanding, high-profile job and putting together the pieces of his family proves to be quite difficult.

So when a massive earthquake hits California along the San Andreas Fault, Ray's first priority is to make sure his family is safe. As millions flee the United States following warnings from Lawrence (Paul Giamatti) that the effects of the quake will span the country, Ray flies his chopper to first rescue his wife, then head to San Francisco to try to find daughter Blake. None of these tasks are easy.

San Andreas brings the thrills to theaters already showing other great films such as Tomorrowland, Poltergeist 2015 Mad Max: Fury Road, Pitch Perfect 2, Playing It Cool and Hot Pursuit.
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The Way It Used To Be Was Perfect
Ray: Nothing is where it used to be and the way it used to be was perfect. We were supposed to protect our kids.

Ray reflects on his life with his family and comes to a conclusion that the way things before he and wife Emma split up were perfect, despite it not feeling that way at the time. It's this tragedy that made him realize what is really important in life.
Sorry For How I Acted the Other Day
Emma: Hi, everything okay?
Ray: I wanted to tell you I was sorry for how I acted the other day. I promise to make it up to you.
Emma: No, Ray, really
Ray: No, Emma... Emma? Emma?

Ray phones Emma to apologize for his behavior and promises to mend their relationship. But before he can do that, the massive earthquake strikes.
600 Documented Rescues
Serena: Chief Gaines, you have over 600 documented rescues. That's pretty impressive.
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Marcus: Harrison said you're taking off with Blake for a few days.
Ray: Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to drive her back up to school.
Marcus: I can't believe she's in college already.
Ray: I know.
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Ray: Hi, honey
Blake: Hi, dad

Various main characters are introduced as well as their relationship with one another. Ray is a decorated rescue pilot and father to college-aged daughter Blake with estranged wife Emma. In typical disaster movie fashion, the tragedy unites them all together.
We Need to Get Over It Before It Crests
Ray: All right, hold on! We need to get over it before it crests.

Ray and Emma try to escape San Francisco via boat. This seems like a good idea, at least until a massive tsunami wave appears before them.
I Love You, Dad
Blake: I love you, dad!
Ray: Don't you quit on me!

When Ray finds Blake trapped underwater in a car, he does what he does best, saves her. At least that is his intent, if she's willing to work with him for both of their safety.
The Earth Will Literally Crack Open
Lawrence: People need to know that the shaking is not over. We're going to get hit again and it's going to be a bigger monster. The earth will literally crack open. You will feel it on the East Coast. I cannot emphasize this enough. You need to get out and I mean now. If you can't, god be with you.

Lawrence explains in great detail the danger that lies ahead of the devastating earthquake in Los Angeles. No one in the US is safe as the earth cracks open.
I'm Going to Get You Out
Ray: I'm going to get you out. Come on! Come here! Are you hurt? Are you hurt?

Ray, flying a rescue helicopter, happens to come upon his estranged ex-wife, Emma, in a mountain of rubble. He rescues her quite heroically, but really, in a movie like this, how else would it happen?

Aloha movie quotes tells the story of one man who is offered second chances both personally and professionally, though he might not be ready to take them. The romantic comedy was written and directed by Cameron Crowe. Aloha opened in theaters on May 29, 2015.

In Aloha, defense contractor Brian Gilcrest (Bradley Cooper) finds himself out of work after a mistake causes the military to lose a huge project. So when Brian gets a call that former employer Caron Welch (Bill Murray) wants him back, Brian jumps at the opportunity. That does, however, mean going back to Hawaii where, along with Colonel Lacy (Danny McBride), Brian spent a good deal of time, and even fell in love.

In Hawaii, Brian reunites with lost love Tracy (Rachel McAdams), who is now seemingly happily married to Woody (John Krasinski). But Brian cannot get over unresolved issues with Tracy, despite her urging to move on with his life. This becomes especially important as Brian's Air Force liaison in Hawaii, Allison Ng (Emma Stone), and he have some good chemistry going on.

Aloha says hello to theaters already showing other films such as San Andreas, Tomorrowland, Poltergeist 2015 Mad Max: Fury Road, Pitch Perfect 2 and Playing It Cool.
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Your Old Boss Wants You Back
Brian Gilcrest: Well I remember the good times.
General Dixon: There were no good times! You cost us our prime new partner! A new space command center all gone because cool guy here, Mr. sexy pants, Brian Gilcrest blew the mission! You are going to wear this like Flava Flav wears a clock!
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Brian Gilcrest: I can't let one small meltdown destroy me.
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Colonel Lacy: Your old boss wants you back. It's Hawaii, our old stomping ground.
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Carson Welch: Aloha, Gilcrest. You're back in the game!

After a disaster derailed his career, Brian Gilcrest is eager for a second chance to redeem himself. Luckily for him, that opportunity comes via an assignment in Hawaii, his old stomping ground.
The Future Isn't Just Something That Happens
Carson Welch: The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force with a great sense of humor that will steamroll you if you're not watching.

Carson points out a fact of life when discussing the future. He remarks that the future is often unexpected and if you're not willing to roll with what happens, it can hit you like a ton of bricks.
Life is Going to Become Very, Very Complicated
Carson Welch: Your life is going to become very, very complicated.

Carson shares some wisdom with Brian about Brian's love life. When one is faced with two loves, things will assuredly become complicated.
Let's Just Talk About It
Tracy Woodside: I think that you came back here for a reason. Let's just talk about it before I explode.

Tracy confronts Brian to finally get things settled so he can move on with his life. She's moved on, but his unresolved issues linger. She wants to fix that.
Do You Have What You Want?
Tracy Woodside: Did you get the girl?
Brian Gilcrest: We work together.
Tracy Woodside: Well why don't you just have what you want?
Brian Gilcrest: Do you have what you want?
Tracy Woodside: Hmmm?
Brian Gilcrest: How is Woody?
Tracy Woodside: I don't know. Woody doesn't communicate.
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Tracy Woodside: See, he doesn't speak.
Brian Gilcrest: He just said a lot, actually.
Tracy Woodside: What did he say?
Brian Gilcrest: 'Check out my manliness, dude. I've been working out and I'm a little too handsome to ever see you as a threat, Brian. Good evening'
Tracy Woodside: He said that?
Brian Gilcrest: He's actually very talkative.

Tracy and Brian discuss their own levels of happiness, including if Brian has fallen for his new partner. Brian, however, is too busy interpreting the non-verbal communication from Tracy's husband, Woody, to discuss much else.
You're Not Going to Pick My Brains
Allison Ng: You've never had a partner? I mean, I know that your ex-wife gave you the heave a year ago.
Brian Gilcrest: Hey! That would be off limits repartee for us right now. I've lone wolfed it all the way. That's who I am. End of speech.
Allison Ng: Understood
Brian Gilcrest: By the way, my ex-spouse did not give me the heave. She met some rich guy who made his fortune selling comic books and in this economy, that's enough to vaporize a marriage. Suddenly get replaced by a comic book version of yourself. Nobody wants to live where they are. They all want to be in a fantasy, Ng. All right, she gave me the heave.
Allison Ng: Boy, did she blow it. If I may, I mean, you have to know that.
Brian Gilcrest: I know what you're doing. You're not going to pick my brains. They're unpickable, and your attempt to get under my hood and ask blow up questions, frankly, fantastic.
Allison Ng: Thank you
Brian Gilcrest: What is that?
Allison Ng: I'm tempted to say menehune, the Hawaiian leprechauns.
Brian Gilcrest: Or chipmunks, something... There is a lot of them up here.

Having always worked alone, Brian is not excited to have deep discussions with new partner Allison. It seems, however, they do have some chemistry building between them.
Don't Even Know Why We Broke Up
Colonel Lacy: The old ex-girlfriend, pause for the memories.
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Brian Gilcrest: I don't even know why we broke up.
Tracy Woodside: We broke up because you didn't show up on our vacation.
Brian Gilcrest: Oh, I didn't mean to actually talk about that.
Tracy Woodside: No, no, no, I had three days planned in San Francisco. I had things for us to do and things to tell you and you, um, you stayed in Guam.
Brian Gilcrest: Guam? Really?
Tracy Woodside: Don't pretend like you don't remember. I've waited for this.
Brian Gilcrest: If you calm down, I'll try and remember.
Tracy Woodside: I'm calm and this feels good!
Brian Gilcrest: You know what? I do remember. You said, 'if you don't show up on this vacation, then that's it.'
Tracy Woodside: Cause you're a workaholic who creates work to avoid real work.
Brian Gilcrest: Well, I'm still working on that but to me, you see, a vacation can't be an ultimatum. How can you relax on an ultimatum vacation? The whole concept is stressful.
Tracy Woodside: You just had to show up. I was just looking for a gesture. It didn't have to be bold, just something. I just wanted you to show up. I really loved you.

Brian is reunited with old flame Tracy and the two discuss why things didn't work between them. They seem to have different ideas of what went wrong and a few unresolved issues, at least on his side.
Your Air Force Liaison
Colonel Lacy: I want to introduce you to your Air Force liaison. She's a fast burner.
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Brian Gilcrest: Can I have a double espresso?
Allison Ng: Good morning, sir! I'm so jacked for today!
Brian Gilcrest: Make that a triple.

Brian learns from Colonel Lacey that he's been assigned an Air Force liaison who is, to put it mildly, very excited. Clearly, Brian needs more caffeine to handle this new partner.

Entourage movie quotes bring the popular HBO television series to theaters for a feature film. Doug Ellin co-wrote, directed and produced the comedy series, which continues the story he originally created for TV. Packed full of celebrity cameos, the Entourage movie opened in theaters on June 3, 2015.

In the Entourage film, film agent Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) briefly retires from Hollywood with wife Melissa (Perrey Reeves) and heads to Italy. But he has the itch to return to the film business and becomes the head of a major film production company. In his first film at the helm of the company, Ari taps movie star Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier) to star, but Vincent manages to talk Ari into letting him make his directorial debut as well.

With his entourage of friends, including E (Kevin Connolly), Turtle (Jerry errata) and Drama (Kevin Dillon) in tow, Vincent sets off to create the film but soon goes over the $100 million budget he was allowed. As the film financiers Larsen and Travis McCredle (Billy Bob Thornton and Haley Joel Osment, respectively) upset about the budget, Ari is left to try to hold things together and make the film a success.

Entourage storms into theaters alongside other great summer 2015 films including Aloha San Andreas, Tomorrowland and Poltergeist 2015.
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Who's He Calling an Entourage?
Piers Morgan: Even if you've never seen a Vincent Chase movie, chances are you've heard the name. Chase hails from Queens, New York, where he's surrounded by a group of loyal friends. We caught up with his entourage...
Turtle: Who's he calling an entourage?
Drama: Not me, I'm a relative.

As Vincent and his entourage watch Piers Morgan on television introducing Vincent and his crew, the guys fail to realize that they are simply part of Vincent's shadow. Drama especially does not like the entourage title, citing that he's family.
We Can Always Go Back to Queens
Vincent Chase: If it doesn't work out, we can always go back to Queens.
Drama: I don't want to go back to Queens, bro! I like the weather out here too much!

Vincent fails to fully comprehend just how bad things would be should his directorial debut film bomb. He sees going back to Queens as an option but Drama does not see that as anything pleasant.
This Movie is Enormous
Larsen McCredle: This movie is enormous. If it fails, you go down in flames quicker than the Hindenburg.

Texas billionaire and financier to the film Larsen McCredle explains to Ari just what's at stake should the movie fail. With $100 million and Ari's job, not to mention Vincent's career, on the line, the stakes are huge.
Last 30 Seconds
Turtle: Take me for a round, I last 30 seconds you'll let me take you on a date.
Ronda Rousey: Last 60 seconds, I'll let you...
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Turtle: Time! How much time?
Drama: Three seconds
Turtle: I just wanted to take you to dinner!

Turtle makes a deal with MMA fighter Ronda Rousey. If he can last 30 seconds in the ring with her, she'll go on a date with him. As one might expect, that 30 seconds lasts longer than Turtle imagined.
You Agreed Not to Go Over
Ari Gold: Lloyd!
Vincent Chase: You're upset.
Ari Gold: Upset? I gave you 100 million dollars. You're $15 million over. You agreed to not go over!
Vincent Chase: Because you said I couldn't direct unless we agreed.
Drama: It's like when a girl asks if you want to bang her hot sister. Of course you say, 'no,' neither of you really believes you mean it, though.
Ari Gold: What is he doing here?

Ari confronts Vincent after Vincent goes over the movie budget by $15 million. Vincent isn't too concerned while Ari wonders why all of Vincent's friends are there for the meeting.
The Next Level is Coming
Ari Gold: Like I told you 15 years ago, the next level is coming.

Ari reunites with Vincent Chase and his crew and reminds them that long ago, he predicted that big things were coming. The time for those big things, to take Vincent's career to the next level, is now.
Lock You Out of the Editing Room
Vincent Chase: Open the door!
Mark Wahlberg: Yo, Vinnie, what's the matter? Your girlfriend lock you out of the editing room?
Vincent Chase: No, my co-financier
Mark Wahlberg: You serious? One of my boys will break the door right now.

When Vincent is locked out of the editing room while working on his film, Mark Wahlberg shows up with his entourage to help. While this is fiction, surely this would totally happen in real life Hollywood, right?
If This Movie Tanks...
Ari Gold: If this movie tanks, Vince will not come back from this, neither will I and neither will you!

In speaking to E, Ari tries to explain just how much is at stake for himself and the others should this film bomb. Ari hopes that E can talk some sense into Vincent Chase, who is making a few mistakes in his directorial debut.
We Know Each Other
Turtle: Holy!
Vincent Chase: What?
Turtle: Ronda Rousey, the fighter, I love her! ... We know each other! You remember me?
Ronda Rousey: Didn't you used to be really fat?

The guys come upon MMA fighter Ronda Rousey while driving in Los Angeles. As Turtle tries to remind her that they've previously met, she takes the opportunity to point out his unflattering past.
First Movie as Studio Head
Ari Gold: Vinnie Chase
Vincent Chase: Ari Gold! I hear you've got something for me.
Ari Gold: My first movie as studio head and boom, I want you to star in it.
Vincent Chase: Whatever I do next, I also want to direct... Ari?
Turtle: Does he even know how to direct?
Vincent Chase: Ari? Ari?

As the head of the film studio, Ari Gold taps Vincent Chase to star in his first film. Vincent is interested, but has one very important demand.

Spy movie quotes put a spin on the typical secret agent film in this action comedy. Written and directed by Paul Feig, Spy opened in theaters on June 5, 2015.

In Spy, the CIA is searching for a nuclear weapon and top agent Bradley Fine (Jude Law) corners Tihomir Boyanov (Raad Rawi), the only person who knows the bomb's location. But when Fine accidentally shoots Boyanov, this leaves the CIA in an awkward position. They later get intelligence that another Boyanov, Rayna (Rose Byrne) knows the location of the nuke, but also, unfortunately knows the identities of Fine and other top CIA agent Rick Ford (Jason Statham).

With few other options, CIA head Elaine Crocker (Allison Janney) allows quiet and unassuming analyst Susan Cooper (Melissa McCarthy) to go undercover to attempt to find Rayna and locate the nuclear weapon. Considering Susan is a little out of shape, has no field experience and greatly lacks confidence, this turns out to be an interesting, not to mention comical, adventure.

Spy is sure to have some good competition in theaters as it opens alongside the likes of Entourage, Aloha San Andreas and Tomorrowland.
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You've Got a Fiery Side
Elaine Crocker: What's your deal, Cooper?
Susan Cooper: What do you mean?
Elaine Crocker: You got a fiery side?
Susan Cooper: I really did in that report mean to write cunning.
Elaine Crocker: I've been going over your files. You were top of your class at the academy in all computer and support skills. No surprise there, but you have a certain tame demeanor around the office the says you've never even held a gun. So imagine my surprise when I saw footage from this drill back at the farm.
Susan Cooper: Is that me? You're kidding me. Somebody definitely sped this up.
Elaine Crocker: Ouch!
Susan Cooper: Out of context, that's...
Elaine Crocker: I must have watched this 15 times now cause what the f***? I almost put it up on YouTube.

After coming upon some footage from when Susan was at the academy, Elaine asks Susan what her deal is. Susan tries to downplay the video but Elaine knows that Susan has some potential.
We Need Someone Invisible
Elaine Crocker: We've intercepted chatter that Rayna Boyanov knows where that nuke is. She knows the identities of all our agents. We need someone to find the bomb without being detected but it can't be any of you. We need someone invisible.
Susan Cooper: I'll do it.
Rick Ford: Uh, okay, thanks, lunch lady.
Susan Cooper: I'm serious.

Elaine Crocker explains the situation to her team, saying that Rayna Boyanov knows the location of the bomb and the identities of the team. They need someone fresh to save the day. Enter Susan Cooper.
My Mom's Voice
Nancy: You play it too safe.
Susan Cooper: I just hear my mom's voice. 'Just blend in. Let somebody else win. Making a wave isn't always brave. Give up on your dreams, Susan.' She used to write that in my lunchbox.

Susan explains that her mother was quite unsupportive of her dreams. As much as Susan wants to prove herself as an agent to the CIA, she also has much to prove to herself.
Us and Karen Walker
Susan Cooper: When I quit teaching and joined the CIA, I thought everything was going to be different. I thought I was going to be this amazing spy and I'm still just the same boring person I was before.
Nancy: Well, for what it's worth, I think you're brilliant as you are. I mean, look, okay, what's really so different between us and Karen Walker?
Susan Cooper: Um, I think, literally everything.
Nancy: No, hang on, no, because you're just as good as her at the academy.
Susan Cooper: She has more successful missions than even Fine.
Nancy: She's the worst. Look at her. She thinks she's so perfect. Doesn't she? 'Oh hi, I'm Karen Walker, super spy.' Perfect hair, perfect face, she probably cries herself to sleep every night.
Susan Cooper: I don't think she probably does.
Nancy: And not like little cute little tears but really sort of silent kind of big. Like sort of an upside down kidney bean.
Susan Cooper: Shut up! Be quiet!
Nancy: She won't know who we are! She's so full of herself.
Karen Walker: Hi! Hey, Nancy! Hi, Susan!
Susan and Nancy: Hi!

Susan explains that her choice to join the CIA didn't exactly result in as much excitement as she planned. While, Susan compares herself to the stunning agent Karen Walker, Nancy tries to downplay Karen's specialness. Both, however, are soon interrupted by Karen herself.
Tell Me Where The Bomb Is
Bradley Fine: Tell me where the bomb is. 10 seconds or you're dead.
Tihomir Boyanov: Interesting. I'm the only one that knows where that nuke is.
Bradley Fine: Well in that case, I'd say you'd better start... Ohhh
Susan Cooper: Oh my god! Why did you do that?
Bradley Fine: I didn't do it on purpose. There's like a ton of pollen in here!

Just when Bradley Fine is about to get the location of the bomb out of Tihomir Boyanov, Fine sneezes and inadvertently shoots Boyanov dead. This leaves them in quite the difficult situation with seemingly no one else aware of the location of the bomb.
The Bulgarian Clown in You
Susan Cooper: Why are you being so nice to me? It can't just be because I remind you of some sad Bulgarian clown.
Rayna Boyanov: You remind me of my mother.
Susan Cooper: Oh, really? You know that, I mean, you and I are, you know, we're pretty close in age.
Rayna Boyanov: You're funny. It's the Bulgarian clown in you.
Susan Cooper: Okay
Rayna Boyanov: She was marvelous. She was different, eccentric like you are. The moment I saw you standing there in that abortion of a dress, as if to say, 'this is what I've got, world. It's hideous, but it's mine.' This was her.
Susan Cooper: Hey, how'd you get that picture of me? I look amazing! Hello! Doppelganger!
Rayna Boyanov: She was the only person I could ever trust.
Susan Cooper: Well, here's to your mom.
Rayna Boyanov: To my mother and to you.
Susan Cooper: And here's to you! I mean, you may never be as wise as an own but you'll always be a hoot to me.
Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid f***ing toast! You're delightful!
Susan Cooper: As are you!

Despite being told not to approach any of the targets, Susan tries her best to make friends with enemy Rayna. Rayna sees Susan like a mother, or a Bulgarian clown or a freak or something.
Tailor These Gadgets to You
Susan Cooper: Patrick!
Patrick: Susan, I was given specific instructions by Elaine to tailor these gadgets to you. These are not yours. This anti-fungal spray can freeze and disable any security system.
Susan Cooper: Wow, that is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe.
Patrick: It's also a pepper spray.
Nancy: Why not just make it look like pepper spray?
Patrick: That's a pretty good idea. All right, well, next time.
Susan Cooper: Well, I can wait if you want to print up a new label.
Patrick: No, I'd have to turn the printer on again. I don't really want to. Each of these are filled with chloroform.
Susan Cooper: Wow, that is an unsettling amount of hemorrhoid wipes. It makes me kind of wonder what exactly is going on back there.
Patrick: I wouldn't know. I don't have that problem.
Susan Cooper: I don't have that problem!

Susan is introduced to some of the special spy gadgets Patrick has crafted for her. While the gadgets' secret uses seem handy, what they appear to be is quite embarrassing.
Who Puts a Roof on a Scooter?
Susan Cooper: Dammit! Who puts a roof on a scooter? What are you, the Pope?

While she's eager to get going in Europe, Susan's progress is humbled by her scooter. It seems the roof is causing it to fall over, or at least that's her excuse.
Divorced Housewife From Iowa
Elaine Crocker: We're giving you a new identity. You will no longer be Susan Cooper. You're Penny Morgan, divorced housewife from Iowa.

Susan gets her first introduction to her undercover identity. A divorced housewife from Iowa isn't exactly the identity Susan had in mind when she signed up to work in the CIA.
I Will Let You Up
Elaine Crocker: Don't let me down, Cooper.
Susan Cooper: I will not. I will let you up.
Elaine Crocker: Stop talking.
Susan Cooper: I will let you up.

Susan vows to her superior Elaine that she won't let the CIA down in this undercover assignment. She also vows to let Elaine up, whatever that means.

She's the most confusing, hilarious, and mysterious character in the award-winning Orange Is The New Black! Equal parts poetic, manic, and romantic, she's one of the most fascinating characters in recent memory, and her unrequited love for Piper was probably one of the more humorous-turned-tragic story lines in the series.

Let's be real: She throws a pie for you, you're wife'd up. It's entirely that simple. What's there to debate about? She's a fount of hilarious sayings, and we've got enough OINTB quotes from Crazy Eyes to hold you over until new episodes start airing.

The longer the series goes on, however, the mania in her eyes becomes more than just comic relief. It's a trainwreck in slow-motion, leading us to wonder: why is Crazy Eyes in jail? How did she come to be here? This list doesn't have that answer, but what we do have are some killer Crazy Eyes quotes and photos from the series. So when you need to get your OINTB fix between episodes of the Netflix series, check out this list!

From poetically quoting Shakespeare to terrifyingly threatening violence, Crazy Eyes runs the whole spectrum of emotions! Vote up her craziest looks and quotes here.

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She Does Have a Bit of a Temper
"Sometimes when I'm real upset, they tie me down like a balloon so I don't float away."
Her Self-Esteem Is Doing Just Fine
"I am not crazy. I am unique."
Being Self-Aware Isn't Her Strong Suit
Crazy Eyes: "Can I ask you one more question?"

Piper: "Yeah, of course."

Crazy Eyes: "How come everyone calls me 'Crazy Eyes'?"
She's Got a Lot of Opinions About the World
"There used to be a sign that said 'CAUTION! WET FLOOR! Really told people what was going on."
Those Eyes, Though
"Almost the exact same thing happened to me, but it was tuna salad."
She'll Totally Sacrifice for You
Piper: "I'm not your wife."

Crazy Eyes: "I threw my pie for you."
When She Wants Something, She's Gonna Let You Know
"Before I met you the sun was like a yellow grape. But now, it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me!"
She's Got Her Priorities Straight
"Don't waste time with chicks who are weeds if you're a garden rose."
Really, She Knows When It's True Love
"If she likes dragons, wife her up!"
Don't Get Her Started on Chocolate
"Chocolate and vanilla swirl-irl, swirl-irl!"

Jurassic World movie quotes bring the classic Jurassic Park series back to theaters for a fourth feature film. Based on the characters created by Michael Crichton, the science fiction adventure movie was directed by Colin Trevorrow using a screenplay he cowrote along with Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, and Derek Connolly. Jurassic World opened in theaters on July 12, 2015.

In Jurassic World, it's 22 years after the original Jurassic Park opened to the world with disastrous results. Now operated by the Masrani Corporation and CEO Simon Masrani (Irrfan Khan), the park has reopened to the public along with some new exhibits. Park operations manager Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard) is especially excited about the new dinosaurs in the park, including the genetically modified Indominus rex.

But just as the park is packed full of thousands of visitors, the trouble begins. As Velociraptor trainer Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) uncovers, the new dinosaur has gone rogue, removing her tracking chip and now hunting other dinosaurs just for fun. When she escapes from containment, unleashing her unrelenting instinct to kill on those in the park, the battle to contain her before she unleashes a deadly rampage is not an easy one.

Jurassic World is just one of several summer blockbusters in 2015 as it opens alongside Entourage, Spy Aloha and San Andreas.
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First Genetically Modified Hybrid
Claire: We have learned more in the past year from genetics, than a century of digging up bones! A whole new frontier has opened up! We have our first genetically modified hybrid!
Owen: You just went and made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea.

Excited by their new hybrid species, Claire explains the process of creating Indominus rex to Owen. She sees possibilities for more hybrids while Owen sees nothing but trouble ahead.
A Highly Intelligent Animal
Claire: We're talking about an animal here.
Owen: She's a highly intelligent animal. She will kill anything that moves.

Claire does not seem to truly understand the severity of the situation when Indominus rex goes rogue. She sees her as an animal, to which Owen responds with some hard truths.
We Do This My Way
Vic Hoskins: You've got 20,000 people. They've got no where to go. You got no more boats. You don't have enough guns.
...
Owen: If we do this, we do this my way.

Knowing they have a situation they need to control with Indominus rex on the loose, Vic and Owen strategize on how to keep their visitors safe. Owen has a plan, but wants to do things his way.
An Asset Out of Containment
Claire: We have an asset out of containment!

In perhaps the worst possible situation, Jurassic World has a security breach and a highly dangerous dinosaur escapes containment. With thousands of visitors in the park, a dinosaur on the loose surely won't end well.
What Happened to the Sibling?
Owen: What happened to the sibling?
Claire: She ate it.

Claire explains that once upon a time the new Indominus rex dinosaur had a sibling. She's since eaten that sibling, which is far from a good sign.
Genetic Modification Would Up the Wow Factor
Claire: Every time we unveiled a new attraction, attendance has spiked. Corporate felt genetic modification would up the wow factor.
Owen: They're dinosaurs. Wow enough.
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Henry Wu: She was designed to be bigger than a T-Rex.

Claire and Henry introduce a new attraction, Indominus rex, one that was genetically modified. While corporate thought that this would draw big crowds, and as a result, profits, Owen isn't sharing that positive outlook.
A Relationship Based on Respect
Owen: It's not about control. It's a relationship based on respect. These animals are thinking, 'I gotta eat. I'm gonna hunt. I gotta...' You gotta be able to relate to at least one of those things.

Owen remarks of the unique relationship they have as park operators with the dinosaurs. They must deal with the animals' innate instincts to hunt and respect the dinosaurs rather than control them.
They're Communicating
Barry: Something is wrong. They're communicating.

In a strange turn of events, Barry notices that the dinosaurs are communicating amongst one another. Perhaps Indominus rex's defiance is spreading within the dinosaur population.
She's Killing for Sport
Claire: Oh god!
Owen: She's killing for sport.

Going beyond hunting to meet her basic food needs, Indominus rex has begun killing other dinosaurs in Jurassic World for fun. If she's willing to kill other dinosaurs for sport, what would she do when she's loose among the human visitors on the island?
Her Tracking Implant
Claire: What is that?
Owen: Her tracking implant, she clawed it out.
Claire: How would it know to do that?
Owen: She remembered where they put it in.

Indominus rex is smarter than her creators anticipated, as evidenced when she removes the tracking implant she was given. Now, she's loose, killing for sport and they have no idea where she is going next.

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl movie quotes follow high school students who make a movie for a classmate diagnosed with cancer. Based on the book of the same name by Jesse Andrews, who also penned the screenplay, Alfonso Gomez-Rejon directed the comedy-drama film. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl first premiered at the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, where it won the U.S. Grand Jury Prize for Dramatic and the Audience Award for U.S. Drama before opening theatrically on June 12, 2015.

In Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, Greg Gaines (Thomas Mann) is an antisocial and awkward high school senior in Pennsylvania. When his parents (Connie Britton and Nick Offerman) inform him that classmate Rachel Kushner (Olivia Cooke) has been diagnosed with leukemia, they strongly suggest that Greg hang out with her to ease her suffering. Neither Greg or Rachel are too interested in that idea, but they do so anyway, including adding classmate Earl (Ronald Cyler II) to their crew.

So when Earl explains to Rachel that he and Greg make horrible movies, Greg and Earl embark on making a movie for Rachel. But when the movie comes out terribly, Greg focuses the failure on himself, despite others urging him to quit his self loathing when his problems pale in comparison to Rachel's. Whether he likes it or not, this forces Greg to break out of his awkward funk and look at himself honestly.

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl is just one of several great films opening in June 2015 alongside the likes of Jurassic World, Entourage, Spy, and San Andreas.
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Rachel's Been Diagnosed with Leukemia
Mrs. Gaines: Your father and I want to talk to you about something sad.
Greg: What? What happened?
Mrs. Gaines: Well, I just got off the phone with Denise Kushner. You know Denise?
Greg: Not really
Mrs. Gaines: You're friends with Rachel though.
Greg: Yeah, I mean, we're like acquainted.
Mrs. Gaines: Rachel's been diagnosed with leukemia. They just found out.
Greg: Oh god, is that serious?
Mrs. Gaines: They're doing all kinds of tests. They're doing everything they can. They just don't know.
Greg: Man, that sucks.
Mrs. Gaines: You're right. It sucks.
Greg: It sucks really bad.
Mr. Gaines: It sucks quite a bit.
Mrs. Gaines: You might be someone who could make Rachel feel better.

Greg's parents explain to him that his classmate Rachel has cancer, which they all agree really sucks. Also on the list of things that suck according to Greg: The fact that his folks are forcing him to hang out with her now.
I Don't Need Your Stupid Pity
Rachel: Look, I don't want you hanging out with me. I don't need your stupid pity. It's fine. You can just go.
Greg: No, hey, hey, you got it all wrong. I'm not here cause I pity you. I'm actually here cause my mom is making me.
Rachel: It's actually worse.
Greg: Yeah, I know.
Rachel: Look, it's okay. Honestly, I'm fine. Just, just go.
Greg: Rachel, just listen to me for a second. My mom is going to turn my life into a living hell if I don't hang out with you. I can't overstate how annoying she's being about this. She's basically like the LeBron James of nagging. LeBron James plays basketball.
Rachel: I know who LeBron James is.
Greg: Look, I know I'm not doing you any favors here. What I'm asking is for you to do me a favor.
Rachel: You want a favor from me?
Greg: Yes, just let me hang out with you for one day. I can tell my mom we hung out then we'll just be out of each other's lives. Deal?
Rachel: Deal.
Greg: Word!
Rachel: Is that a black power salute?
Greg: No, I was going in for a fist bump.
Rachel: I can't fist bump you from up here.

When Greg approaches Rachel to hang out in the wake of her diagnosis, neither are too interested with the idea of becoming friends. She reluctantly agrees to one day with Greg and the two begin their time together.
Enter a Subhuman State
Rachel: Everyone is going to find out sooner or later.
Greg: One thing you can do if you don't want to talk to anyone is just enter a subhuman state. Pretend you're someone annoying.
Rachel: 'Hi Rachel, I'm really sorry you have cancer.'
Greg: That's exactly what I'm talking about! [in his head] So if this was a touching romantic story, this is where our eyes would meet and we would be furiously making out with the fire of a thousand suns, but this isn't a touching romantic story. [out loud] Anyway
Rachel: Yup

When Rachel speaks about her cancer, she remarks that she doesn't want to really discuss it with anyone. Greg offers a unique way to deal with those situations as well as some steamy inner monologue.
You and Greg Are Coworkers?
Rachel: So you and Greg are coworkers?
Earl: Nah, we friends. He just hate calling people his friend. Dude's got issues.
Rachel: Yeah, he does. What's going on?
Earl: Man, I don't even know. It might be his folks. I mean, dude's mom always tell him how handsome he is, which he ain't. So now he think he can't trust anybody close to him. Dude's weird ass dad don't socialize with anybody 'cept the cat. That a role model ain't got no friends. Bottom line, dude's terrified of calling somebody his friend and they saying, 'hey bro, I'm not your friend.' Then he have to kill himself.
Rachel: But how are you coworkers?
Earl: We um, we make films.
Rachel: Movies?
Earl: Yeah, we been making them for a few years now. We have like 42 in total.
Rachel: Greg! You never told me!
Earl: Well, we never told anybody about them. They suck, I mean, they're terrible.
Rachel: I'm pretty sure they don't suck.
...
Greg: The idea behind each one was, we took a film we liked and made the title stupider and then made a new film to reflect the new title. It's a formula that only produces horrible films but for some reason we keep using it.

Earl explains to Rachel why he and Greg are coworkers in that they create terrible films. He also touches on why Greg is the way he is with friends, or lack there of.
Now Is Not the Time
Rachel: You guys are making a movie for me?
Greg: We tried a bunch of stuff and it's not that good.
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Madison: Now is not the time for your 'I'm Greg, I suck and nothing I ever do is good' thing.

When Greg responds negatively to his film he made for Rachel, Madison attempts to get him out of his self-absorbed funk. Once of these days he needs to thing about others and Madison thinks that day is today.
I'm So Tired of You
Greg: We agreed to do a film that we have no idea what it should look like or even be. What was I thinking?
...
Earl: I'm so tired of you treating this girl like she's a burden because somebody actually cares about you. Her life is over after this!

Earl unloads on Greg in response to Greg's self loathing. He reminds Greg that Greg has his whole life ahead of him while Rachel's cancer means she likely does not have the same bright opportunities available to her.
The Story of My Senior Year
Greg: I have no idea how to tell this story, even how to start it. This is the story of my senior year of high school and how it destroyed my life. All right, this is the story of my senior year of high school and how me and Earl made a film so bad, it literally killed someone. Okay, maybe that's not what happened, but my friend Rachel did get cancer and me and Earl did make a film and none of our lives would ever be the same.

In a voice over, Greg explains his story, which is also the plot of the film. He and friend Earl made a horrible movie for fellow friend Rachel, who has cancer.

Love & Mercy movie quotes tell two stories of the life of Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys, one when he was young and creating music with the group and then later when his mental health issues pushed him into intense and unconventional psychotherapy. The biographical drama was directed by Bill Pohland using a screenplay by Michael Alan Lerner, who penned the book Heroes and Villains, which was the basis of the film, and Oren Moverman. Love & Mercy opened in theaters on June 5, 2015.

In Love & Mercy, the film begins in the 1960s where a young Brian Wilson (Paul Dano) is atop the world with the Beach Boys as the leader and sound innovator of the group. Using unprecedented instruments, techniques and new sounds, he years to create the greatest album ever made in Pet Sounds but a panic attack forces him to abandon touring with the group.

Fast forward to the 1980s and an older Brian Wilson (John Cusack) is living an overmedicated and subdued life which is primarily controlled by unconventional psychotherapist Dr. Eugene Landy (Paul Giamatti). So when Brian meets car salesperson Melinda Ledbetter (Elizabeth Banks) and falls in love, the struggle between Landy, who wants to keep Wilson in his care, and Ledbetter, who wants to see Brian return to music, what made him so happy in the 1960s, begins.

Love & Mercy opens alongside other great June 2015 films including Jurassic World, Entourage, Spy, and San Andreas.
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I Love You
Brian (Future): I have to say to myself five times a day, 'I love you.'
Melinda Ledbetter: Does it work?
Brian (Future): I don't know. Sometimes I wish I had somebody else to say it to.

Brian explains some of his therapeutic habits, specifically that he tells himself he loves himself daily. He also remarks how he wishes he had someone to share that love with, a role Melinda might be able to fill.
I'm Going to Walk Away
Melinda Ledbetter: I do not want to be one more person who wants something from you so I'm going to walk away.
Brian (Future): Why can't I be with her, Gene?
Dr. Eugene Landy: For the same reason that you cannot be with anybody.

On the urging from Dr. Landry, Melinda breaks up with Brian. Brian does not take this news well at all.
You Need to Get Back to Your Life
Melinda Ledbetter: You need to get back to your life! You and me, we're going to walk out of here right now and everything will change.

Melinda urges Brian to break out of his funk, ditch his doctor and get back to what made his life as remarkable as it is: Music.
We'd All Sing
Brian (Future): I would listen to those harmonies. I would teach them to my brothers and we'd all sing. Listen to me. I'm going on and on. How about you, Melinda? Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Melinda Ledbetter: He broke my heart.
Brian (Future): He shouldn't have done that.

Brian explains to Melinda over drinks his role in the Beach Boys with his brothers. When it's her turn to talk, she mentions her broken heart, something Brian sees an opportunity to mend.
New Ideas, New Sounds, New Instruments
Brian (Past): You hear the new Beatles? We can't let them get ahead of us! I'm going to make the greatest album ever made. I've got all kinds of new ideas, new sounds, new instruments.

In speaking to the other members of the Beach Boys, Brian shares his vision for the future. He wants to create new music using new sounds and techniques the world has never before seen.
I Hear Voices
Dr. Eugene Landy: If you want to continue to see him, you should know. Brian is a very, very sick man.
...
Brian (Future): I hear voices. I was going to tell you but I didn't want to scare you away.

Melinda learns of Brian's mental health issues from Dr. Landy. Later, Brian explains what is going on to her personally.
I'm Giving You Unprecedented Access
Dr. Eugene Landy: I need you to report to me, your thoughts, your feelings, his thoughts, his feelings. I'm giving you unprecedented access.

Dr. Landy makes Melinda an offer, or rather a set of rules for her relationship with Brian. Gene wants Melinda to report to him on everything that happens so he can keep a close watch over Brian.
I'd Like to Buy a Car
Melinda Ledbetter: Excuse me? Can I help you today?
Brian (Future): I'd like to buy a car.
Dr. Eugene Landy: Hi, I'm Dr. Eugene Landy. Do you know who this man is? Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys.

When Brian and Melinda meet for the first time at her auto dealership, they both sense the spark between them. Melinda, however, also gets to meet Dr. Landy, an unconventional psychotherapist and Brian's legal guardian.
He's My Legal Guardian
Brian (Future): He's my legal guardian. He's protecting me.
Melinda Ledbetter: No, he is overmedicating you.

Brian feels trapped by Dr. Landy's control as a legal guardian, but also believes that Landy will protect him. Melinda does not share this positive outlook on their relationship.
Brian Will Not Be Able to See You Anymore
Dr. Eugene Landy: Brian will not be able to see you anymore.
Melinda Ledbetter: You can't do that, Gene.
Dr. Eugene Landy: Yes, I can.

Dr. Landy explains to Melinda that she can no longer pursue a relationship with Brian. She does not accept this decision, rather believing that Brian should be able to make his own decision on the matter.

Inside Out movie quotes give a look into the emotions of a young girl as she deals with life in a new city. The 3D animated fantasy-comedy movie was directed by Pete Docter and Ronnie del Carmen, based on a story they created, using a screenplay Docter penned with Meg LeFauve and Josh Cooley. After premiering at the 68th Cannes Film Festival, Inside Out opened in theaters on June 19, 2015.

In Inside Out, Riley (voiced by Kaitlyn Dias) and her parents (voiced by Diane Lane and Kyle MacLachlan) move from the midwest to San Francisco. This puts a strain on their emotions, including Riley's emotions of Joy (voiced by Amy Phehler), Sadness (voiced by Phyllis Smith), Fear (voiced by Bill Hader), Anger (voiced by Lewis Black) and Disgust (voiced by Mindy Kaling).

But things go from bad to worse when in Riley's Headquarters, where her emotions and memories are housed, Joy and Sadness, along with Riley's most important core memories, get lost within her long term memory. This leaves Riley's emotional state in chaos as she is not able to experience joy or sadness, only anger, fear and disgust. But Joy pulls herself together and stays positive as she and Sadness travel the long journey back to the Headquarters to reunite with the others and balance out Riley's emotions.

Inside Out is one of several critically acclaimed films opening in the summer of 2015 along with Jurassic World, Love & Mercy, Entourage and Spy.
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No Bears in San Francisco
Fear: What was that? Was it was a bear?
Disgust: There are no bears in San Francisco.
Anger: I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.

Without Joy and Sadness there to balance out Riley's emotions, every sight and sound results in negative emotions. Despite there not being any bears in San Francisco, that doesn't stop Fear from wondering if there is one close.
Always a Way to Turn Things Around
Joy: You can't focus on what's going wrong. There's always a way to turn things around.

As usual, Joy brings positivity to a bad situation. She's sure that there is always a way to find a resolution to whatever may be going wrong, which she hopes will bring her joy to others.
The Foot is Down
Riley's Mom: So, how was the first day of school?
Riley: It was fine, I guess. I don't know.
Riley's Mom's Sadness: Did you guys pick up on that?
Riley's Mom's other emotions: Mmmhmm
Riley's Mom's Sadness: We're going to pick up on that but we're going to need support. Signal the husband.
Riley's Father's Anger: Uh oh, she's looking at us. What did she say?
Riley's Father's Fear: What? Oh, uh, sorry, sir, no one was listening.
Riley's Father's Anger: Is it garbage night? Uh, we left the toilet seat up. What? What is it, woman? What?
Riley's Mom's Sadness: Signal him again.
Riley's Father: Uh, so, Riley, how was school?
Riley's Mom's Sadness: You've gotta be kidding me.
Riley's Mom's Anger: For this we gave up the Brazilian helicopter pilot?
Riley: School was great, all right?
Fear: What was that? I though you said we were gonna "act casual".
Riley's Mom: Riley! Is everything okay?
Riley's Father's Fear: Sir, she just rolled her eyes at us!
Riley's Father's Anger: All right, make a show of force, I don't want to have to put the foot down.
Riley's Father's Fear: No! Not the foot.
Riley's Father: Riley, I do not like this new attitude.
Anger: Oh, I show you attitude, old man!
Fear: No! No, no, no! Breath!
Riley: What is your problem? Just leave me alone!
Riley's Father's Fear: Sir, reporting high levels of sass!
Riley's Father's Anger: Take it to DEFCON 2!
Riley's Father's Fear: DEFCON 2!
Riley's Father: I don't know where this disrespectful attitude came from.
Anger: You want a piece of this, pops?
Riley: Yeah, well, well
Riley's Riley's Father's Anger: Prepare the foot!
Riley's Father's Fear: Keys to safety position! Ready to launch on your command, sir!Riley: Just shut up!
Riley's Father's Anger: Fire!
Riley's Father: That's it! Go to your room!
Riley's Father's Fear: The foot is down. The foot is down. Woo!
Riley's Father's Anger: Good job, gentleman. That could have been a disaster.
Riley's Mother's Sadness: Well, that was a disaster.

During a conversation between Riley and her parents over dinner, emotions from the three of them all take turns reacting to what is happening. While mom's emotions try to soothe Riley, her father's emotions are distracted by sports. This makes Riley's emotions lash out with anger.
It's Broccoli
Disgust: It's broccoli!
Anger: Congratulations, San Francisco. You've ruined pizza!

When Riley learns that in her new city of San Francisco, they put her least-favorite food of broccoli on pizza, her Disgust reacts, as does her Anger.
Group Hug!
Joy: I'm Joy, this is Sadness, that's Anger, this is Disgust.
Disgust: Ugh
Joy: And that's Fear.
Fear: Ahhh! Look out!
Joy: Come on, group hug! You too, Anger.
Anger: Don't touch me.

Joy introduces the other members of Riley's emotions, Fear, Sadness, Anger and Distrust. While she remains the perky, positive one of the group, the others don't especially share her rosy outlook.
The Way Back to Headquarters
Sadness: Wait, Joy, you could get lost in there.
Joy: Think positive!
Sadness: Okay... I'm positive that you'll get lost in there! That's long term memory, an endless ward of corridors and shelves. I read about it in the manuals.
Joy: The manuals? The manuals! You read the manuals!
Sadness: Yeah
Joy: So you know the way back to the Headquarters!
Sadness: I... I guess.
Joy: You are my map. Let's go! Lead on, my map! Show me where we're going.
Sadness: Okay, only, I'm too sad to walk. Just give me a few hours.
Joy: Which way, left?
Sadness: Right, no, I mean go left. Left is right like correct.
Joy: Okay.
Sadness: This actually feels kind of nice.
Joy: Okay, here we go! We'll be back to Headquarters before morning! This is easy! This is working!

Joy and Sadness get lost in Riley's long term memory, a massive place with corridors and shelves. But when Joy realizes that Sadness may know the way out, she is excited, as always.
I Wanted to Maybe Hold One
Sadness: I wanted to maybe hold one.
Joy: What happened? Sadness?
Anger: She did something to the memory!
Fear: Change it back, Joy!
Joy: I'm trying!
Sadness: Joy, no, let go!
Anger: The core memories! Can I say that curse word now?

Looking to hold a happy memory, Sadness and Joy end up with that memory up in a tube which sends them into the long term memory storage. This is not good as to have balanced emotions, all five must remain in the Headquarters.
First Day of School
Joy: First day of school, very, very exciting! I was up late last night figuring out a new plan. Here it is. Fear, I need a list of all of the possible negative outcomes on the first day at a new school.
Fear: Way ahead of you there. Does anyone know how to spell meteor?
Joy: Disgust, make sure Riley stands out today but also blends in.
Disgust: When I'm through, Riley will look so good, the other kids will look at their own outfits and barf.
Joy: Joy? Yes, Joy. You'll be in charge of the console, keeping Riley happy all day long and may I add I love your dress. It's adorable. Oh, this old thing. Thank you so much! I love the way it twirls. Train of thought, right on schedule! Anger, unload the day dreams. I ordered extra in case things get slow in class.
Anger: Might come in handy, if this school is full of useless classes, which it probably will be.
Joy: Oh, Sadness, I have a super important job just for you.
Sadness: Really?
Joy: Mmmhmm, follow me. And there, perfect. This is the circle of sadness. Your job is to make sure that all the sadness stays inside of it.

As Riley approaches her first day of school in a new town, Joy begins the preparation to make the day wonderful. She has jobs for all of the other emotions, which, if followed, will make that awkward day great.

Dope movie quotes tell the story of a high school student from Inglewood, California, whose life is temporarily knocked off course en route to Harvard. The comedy-drama was written and directed by Rick Famuyiwa. With Forest Whitaker, Pharrell Williams and Sean Combs among the producers, Dope opened in theaters on June 19, 2015.

In Dope, Malcolm (Shameik Moore) is a straight-A student in a portion of Inglewood, California, known as the Bottoms. He is applying to Harvard and for his application, he makes a video where he introduces himself along with his two closest friends, Jib (Tony Revolori) and Diggy (Kiersey Clemons), the three of which play in a punk band.

While Malcolm is focused on college and his love of 90s rap music, his life is temporarily derailed after a visit to a drug dealer's (A$AP Rocky) party to impress a girl (Zoe Kravitz) sends him and his friends (including Blake Anderson) on a journey to sell a backpack full of drugs. While the adventure is quite out of the ordinary for Malcolm and his geeky bunch, it will surely make a good story should he need something outrageous for his college application.

Dope opens alongside other great summer 2015 films including Inside Out, Jurassic World, Love & Mercy, and Entourage.
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William Ian Sherwood
Narrator: William Ian Sherwood the third, musician, scholar, rake, entrepreneur, conspiracy theorist. Malcolm, Jib and Diggy met William at band camp three years ago.
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William: Yo, you n****s need some weed? I got you. Good s***, fair prices.
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Narrator: William assured them that he used the word n**** only as a term of endearment as explained by Q-Tip in the classic song "Sucka Nigga." After that, they all hit it off, though, he never used that word again.

The Narrator introduces William, a friend of Malcolm, Job and Diggy. While they are a unique group of friends, somehow they all fit together.
You Think You're Going to Get Into Harvard?
Malcolm: If Neil deGrasse Tyson were writing about Ice Cube, this is what it would look like.
Mr. Bailey: You go to high school in Inglewood. You think you're going to get into Harvard?
Malcolm: I'm from a poor, crime-filled neighborhood, raised by a single mother, don't know my dad, blah, blah. It's cliche.

Malcolm tries his best to explain to Mr. Bailer just how cliche is it that he wants to go to Harvard, but also that he has the accomplishments and intelligence to do so. Mr. Bailey is not so sure.
My Name is Malcolm Arakanbe
Malcolm: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Malcolm Arakanbe. I'm a straight-A student with nearly perfect SAT scores. I play in a punk band with my friends and I'm a 90s hip hop geek. A bad day for most geeks would be being the butt of jokes but when you live in the Bottoms, a bad day could look like this.

In a video, Malcolm introduces himself to the public. He explains a little about his academics, his friends, interests and what a bad looks like in a day in his life.
What I Left in Your Backpack
Dom: Yo, McFly, do you have what I left in the backpack?
Jib: Did he actually say, I'll kill you and your friends if you don't get rid of these drugs' or just you? Don't act like you weren't curious too.
Diggy: All we gotta do is find the white people, go to Coachella, Lollapalooza.

The friends learn that Dom has planted drugs in Malcolm's backpack and is forcing them to sell them. They know nothing about drug dealing, but know they need to find some rich white folks to buy them.
Photogenic Brains
Dom: He's probably got one of those photogenic brains.
Malcolm: You mean photographic memory?
Dom: What I just say?
Malcolm: I mean, yeah, you just said it, reiterating.

When Malcolm tries to correct thug Dom, he wasn't quite ready for the response Dom gives him back. Malcolm tries to slyly come out of the conversation not looking like a fool, but that doesn't go well either.
Malcolm Lives in Inglewood
Narrator: Malcolm lives in Inglewood, California, in the Darby-Dixon neighborhood referred to as the Bottoms.
Jib: Give me your bike!
Narrator: Malcolm's friends Jib and Diggy are also geeks.
Jib: All I wanna do is a zoom, zoom, zoom and a boom boom.
Malcolm: Word.

The Narrator introduces the main characters of the film, Malcolm, Jib and Diggy. They all like to ride bikes around their hood and, like most high school boys, are extremely interested in the ladies.
We Know Nothing About Drugs
Malcolm: We don't know nothing about drugs. You do. We need to know if you're going to help us.
William: Okay
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Malcolm: Nobody's going to suspect a thing. We're just doing what geeks do.
Jib: I don't want to go to jail. I want to go to college!

With no idea how to move drugs, the friends reach out to William for some help. Luckily, William is ready to help them sell drugs, whether Jib wants to or not.
We're Not Going to a Drug Dealer's Birthday Party
Malcolm: I have my Harvard interview tomorrow. We're not going to a drug dealer's birthday party.
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Nakia: Well, I'll go if you go.
Malcolm: Um
Nakia: So are you going to ask me to dance or what?

When it's suggested that they attend a birthday party of a drug dealer, Malcolm shuts the idea down, citing his big Harvard interview the next day. But when pretty girl Nakia mentions wanting to go, Malcolm's priorities change.
A Slippery Slope
Malcolm: We were dancing, man.
Dom: If I let this slide, we got what you call a slippery slope. Do you know what a slippery slop is?
Crip: Do it got anything to do with skiing?
Dom: Sit your ass down!

Dom interrupts a dance between Malcolm and Nakia, claiming possession of Nakia. This soon turns into a vocabulary lesson with his buddies.
You Want to Come In?
Jaleel: Yo, Lilu, what are you doing opening the door butt ass naked for? Excuse my dumbass sister, man. What up?
Malcolm: Are you AJ?
Jaleel: No, that's my dad.
Malcolm: I need to speak to him. It's about boys' club.
Jaleel: Right, right, well, my dad's at his office for like a couple hours but y'all could hang out here until he gets back if you want.
Malcolm: We, um, you know...
Jaleel: Hey, you want to come in?
Malcolm: Yeah, yeah
Jaleel: Come in

Looking for AJ, Malcolm and friends come upon Jaleel and Lily. Seeing that AJ is not around and Lily is going through various stages of undress, they take the opportunity to stay for a while.

Love thy neighbor, may he who is without sin cast the first stone, do not judge lest ye be judged yourself - the Bible certainly has some great advice for Christians and anyone trying to be their best self. There are, however, some verses that make you say "whaaaa?" What are the most controversial and contentious verses in the Bible?

Without context, many Bible verses seem to condone awful practices. Rape? Slavery? Killing a woman for speaking out of turn? These horrific acts are allowed?

This list of startling and confusing Bible verses is meant to give guidance on what these controversial Bible passages mean and how they've been interpreted over the years. Also, like with anything, context is important, and this list includes historical context for what was going on at the time the Bible was written.

With that said, some of these passages are still pretty messed up. Vote up the Bible verses and quotes you think are the most controversial. Thank God not everything in life is meant to be taken literally. Then, thank God, literally, because if there's one thing the Bible is very clear about is that God deserves all the thanks in the world.
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Exodus 21:20-21
A Historical Perspective: This defined treatment of slaves. This clarified where the line was when it came to forceful punishment.

A Conservative Reading: The bible does not condone violence. It doesn't say people should beat their slaves, and in many other passages it even condemns it.

A Liberal Reading: This is a metaphor. If one were to do harm against another that doesn't do permanent damage we should find it in our hearts to forgive and more forward together.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
Historical Context: Rape in this case does not mean what it means today. In this context it's referring to having sex with a virgin. It says that once pre-martial sex is committed the two people ought to get married, and the family should be compensated for not having a say in the matter.

A Conservative Reading: As a metaphor, this means those who engage in premarital sex should get married. Furthermore, one should not think about having premarital sex if they aren't willing to face the consequences.

A Liberal Reading: The translation should be changed. This does not mean rape. Sex should happen in a safe, loving environment.
Leviticus 20:10
A Historical Reading: To commit adultery in that time would have had deep impacts for both families, dating back generations. To commit adultery could lead to far more unrest back then then it would today.

A Conservative Reading: To commit adultery should be seen as one of the worst crimes imaginable. Love your spouse and love your family.

A Liberal Reading: There's a lot at stake when it comes to adultery. Think about your loved ones before doing anything you regret.
Leviticus 20:9
A Historical Reading: In an agricultural-based society, one's parents were the heads of the household and their word was needed for survival. Discontent in the house could have drastic consequences.

A Conservative Reading: Your parents brought you into this world and can take you out of it. You are theirs.

A Liberal Reading: Respect for family is important. This is not to be taken literally.
Deuteronomy 23:2
A Historical Context: Arranged marriages were commonplace and sex before marriage was taboo. To have a child out of wedlock would be disobeying two cardinal societal rules: no sex before marriage and no picking your sexual partner.

A Conservative Reading: To have a child out of wedlock is against God's will. To have a child out of wedlock is a detriment to that child's wellbeing.

A Liberal Reading: One's ability to enter the Congregation of the Lord now stems from acceptance of Jesus Christ as one's personal savior. This trumps all.
Ephesians 6:5
Historical Context: Slavery was woven into the fabric of society. This was a reflection of that time.

A Conservative Reading: Love thy enemy. Even though slavery is cruel, part of endurance is to have love for your fellow man and praise the lord even in the wake of hardship.

A Liberal Reading: This was used politically so that slaves wouldn't rise up against their masters. The intent was to use the bible to keep the class system intact.
Mark 9:43
Historical Context: Christ is saying Christians should not tolerate sin as a part of their soul. They should work to rid themselves of sin, even if it's as painful as chopping off one's hand.

A Conservative Reading: Small parts of a big faction that cause trouble should be shunned. Sinners within a good community are not to be tolerated just as sin within one's self shouldn't be tolerated either.

A Liberal Reading: If a member of the community, i.e. a part of the whole, sins, then the whole must work together to help that member overcome sin.
Mark 12:19
Historical Context: If a woman was arranged to be married, but the husband died before children were conceived, the arrangement between the two families is to stay in tact.

A Conservative Reading: A union of families extends beyond death. If a woman's husband were to die, or vice versa, their extended family is still family. Marriage of a brother is allowed, but of course not mandatory.

A Liberal Reading: It is important to be true to the ones you love by honoring them in death. This is not to be taken literally.
1 Timothy 2:12
Historical Context: This passage is usually used in opposition to women becoming clergy members.

A Conservative Reading: Men and woman have equal but separate roles in society. A woman's role is to tend to the family.

A Liberal Reading: The passage was meant for a different socio-cultural time. Now that the time has passed a new interpretation is in order.
Deuteronomy 17:12
Historical Context: Priests were God's disciples. To question that put everything in jeopardy.

A Conservative Reading: Your Priest knows more than you do. Listen to his advice.

A Liberal Reading: Seek the advice and the guidance of the learned. Their wisdom is a blessing.

The Overnight movie quotes follow two couples during a raunchy sleepover between new friends. The sex comedy was written and directed by Patrick Brice and produced by Mark and Jay Duplass and Adam Scott, who also stars. The Overnight first premiered at the 2015 Sundance Film Festival before opening theatrically in the United States on June 19, 2015.

In The Overnight, Alex (Adam Scott) and Emily (Taylor Schilling) move with son RJ from Seattle to California. One day at the park, they meet Kurt (Jason Schwartzman), who is there with his young son Max. Kurt introduces himself to Alex and Emily and, since their children are getting along so well, invites them over for dinner that night. Looking to make friends in their new city, Alex and Emily accept the invitation.

Dinner goes well but after the boys go to bed, things get a little interesting. Between the paintings of buttholes to the many libations going around, plus a viewing of Kurt's wife, Charlotte's (Judith Godrèche), acting abilities, which is nothing more than pornography, Alex and Emily find themselves in situations they never dreamed of. But as much fun as they are having, they still have to wonder if this is something insanely bizarre or just how folks in California hold dinner parties.

The Overnight opens alongside other great summer 2015 films including Inside Out, Jurassic World, Dope, and Love & Mercy.
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That Point in the Evening
Emily: I think we've reached that point in the evening where we should leave before anything crazy happens.
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Charlotte: Do you want to go home, honey?
Alex: No, I want to stay here forever.

When things get a little freaky, Emily suggests to Alex that they take off for the night. Alex, on the other hand, never wants to leave.
Maybe This is What Dinner Parties are Like
Alex: This is California. Maybe this is what dinner parties are like.

Totally in denial that anything is out of the ordinary, Alex tries to find reason in the bizarre happenings of the dinner party. Alex chalks it up to California being a little more progressive than Seattle, not that he's met some crazy swingers.
Is That What I Think It Is?
Alex: Is that, is that what I think it is?
Kurt: Very perceptive of you!
Alex: It's...
Kurt: You can say it.
Alex: A butthole
Kurt: Yep, this series is called Portals, each of them painted from life. I was lucky enough to have some of my best friends donate their time as models. Even Charlotte's up here somewhere. $50 if you can guess which one's mine.
Alex: Butthole? Oh, well, that one.
Kurt: That's amazing.

Alex notices the unique artwork on display in Kurt's studio, including that they all resemble a certain body part. He guessed that all of the paintings were of buttholes and he was not wrong.
A Welcome to the Neighborhood Get Together
Kurt: Hello! You new around here?
Emily: We just moved here from Seattle.
Kurt: Well, welcome!
Alex: Thank you
Kurt: Max has really taken a shine to your boy. Tonight is our regular pizza night. We could turn it into a welcome to the neighborhood get together. It could be fun. We're going to Whole Foods now. Any dietary restrictions?
Emily: I don't think so.
Kurt: Screw it! You guys, I'm so excited! Yay!

Alex and Emily meet Kurt in a park where their respective sons are playing. Kurt invites, rather demands, they come over for dinner, an invitation Alex and Emily take him up on. What's the worst that could happen?
I Will Give You Parental Bliss
Alex: Thank you for having us in your beautiful home.
Emily: Thank you!
Kurt: I'm glad we could be of service... Why don't we put the kids to bed upstairs and continue down here.
Alex: Oh
Emily: I don't...
Kurt: Give me 20 minutes and I will give you parental bliss.

When dinner comes to an end, Kurt suggests the adults continue their visit while the boys go to sleep. This seems a little odd to Alex and Emily, but they go with the flow.
If You're Uncomfortable
Emily: If you're uncomfortable, you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
Alex: Okay

When things get weird at the dinner party, Emily offers husband Alex an out. If he's uncomfortable with how things are happening, there's no pressure to stay.
A Photography Zone
Alex: What's this?
Kurt: It's a photography zone. You know you've got a really great look. Anybody ever tell you that?
Alex: No

Kurt brings Alex down to his photography studio in the house and doesn't hesitate to ask Alex to model for him. The idea is ridiculous to Alex, but only one of several bizarre happenings at this dinner party.
She's a Fabulous Actress
Kurt: She's a fabulous actress.
Alex: Really?
Emily: Now that is cool!
Charlotte: I mean, I hope you're not going to be disappointed.
Alex: Fasten your seat belts.

When Kurt explains that wife Charlotte is an actress and proceeds to put on a video showing her, um, talents, it's not quite what Alex and Emily expected. Charlotte might be an actress, but the video is hardcore porn.

Ted 2 movie quotes provide another chapter of the story about one man and his teddy bear that came to life. The comedy film was directed by Seth MacFarlane using a screenplay he co-wrote with Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild. Ted 2 opened in theaters on June 26, 2015.

In Ted 2, living teddy bear Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is marrying his grocery store love Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth) and eager to have a baby with her. But Ted and Tami-Lynn soon learn that not only has the Massachusetts Government annulled their marriage, but they are not allowing Ted to be a legal father of their child until he can prove that he is a real person, not a stuffed toy.

So, along with lifetime friend John (Mark Wahlberg), Ted hires a beautiful attorney, Samantha L. Jackson (Amanda Seyfried), and begins suing the government for his civil rights. The battle will be a tough one, especially as it means Ted will have to prove he's a productive citizen, not a pot-smoking immature drain on society.

Also starring the likes of Morgan Freeman, John Slattery, Giovanni Ribisi and Patrick Warburton, Ted 2 opens alongside other highly anticipated summer movies including Inside Out, Jurassic World, The Overnight, and Dope.
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Grrr, Mondays
Ted: Hey, Johnny, you did it!
John: Right here, buddy!
Ted: Catch!
John: What the? Dude, that's somebody's kid! Dude, it's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in!
Ted: Wait, wait, wait, I'm going to take a picture, post it on Facebook.
John: What?
Ted: Hashtag grrr, Mondays

At the sperm donor clinic, Ted and John get themselves into a sticky situation when some hijinks make quite the mess. While John lays in pain of sperm in his eyes, Ted takes a breather to make a Facebook post.
Prove You're a Person in a Court of Law
Tami-Lynn: Oh my god, Teddy, look at this. It says if we want to have a baby, you're gonna have to prove you're a person in a court of law.
Ted: This is a nightmare.
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John: We gotta fight it. We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue the government for your civil rights.

Tami-Lynn and Ted get some bad news in that the Massachusetts Government has annulled their marriage and will not allow them to have a baby until Ted establishes his personhood. John is ready for that battle, including hiring an attorney and suing the government.
Do You Believe You Have a Soul?
Samantha: Ted, do you believe you have a soul?
Ted: [singing] What did you think I would do at this moment?
Lawyer: Objection!
Judge: Overruled!

When asked in court if Ted thinks he has a soul, he responds with some soul music. Usually, this nonsense would be thrown out of court, but this is a comedy movie so anything goes.
A Cookie Crisp in That Guy's Ass Crack
Diner Customer: Where the hell is my coffee? You're not building rockets! Figure it out!
Ted: What a prick!
John: $20 I can toss a cookie crisp in that guy's ass crack.
Ted: Do it!
John: I'm gonna do it!
Diner Customer: Who did that?
Ted: Sir, I apologize for my five-year-old child. Bad boy! You sit there and eat your fish nuggets!
John: Fishy nuggie!

When Ted, John and Samantha encounter a rude diner patron, they do the adult thing and toss cereal in the man's butt crack. Unsurprisingly, the man doesn't react well but luckily for Ted and John, the man is also blind.
Tami-Lynn and I Are Going to Have a Baby
Ted: So I got some big news. Tami-Lynn and I are going to have a baby.
John: That's awesome! Wait, how do you guys...
Ted: We need a sperm donor.

Ted announces that he and wife, Tami-Lynn, are going to have a baby, but they need a sperm donor first. Best friend John seems up for the job, but Ted will need more than just sperm to have this baby.
Sam L. Jackson
Samantha: I'm Samantha Jackson. You must be Ted.
Ted: Uh, yeah, Samantha Jackson, what's your middle name?
Samantha: Leslie
Ted: Oh my god, you're Sam L. Jackson!
John: That's great, I mean, just like Sam L. Jackson!
Samantha: Who is that?
Ted: You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.
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Samantha: They've denied you the same rights as everybody else, just because you're different.
Ted: Can you get me my life back?

When Ted and John meet their young, beautiful female attorney, it does not take them long to notice her good looks. Soon though the talk turns to her name, which they seem to have heard somewhere before.
A Few Test Questions
Samantha: All right, I'm going to ask you a few test questions. Are you ready?
Ted: Yep, bring it on.
Samantha: You're on the stand, the DA says, 'Ted, do you consider yourself to be human?'
Ted: Objection!
John: Sustained!
Samantha: No, the witness can't object.
John: Overruled!
Ted: Sidebar!
John: Guilty!
Ted: Speculation!
John: Hearsay!
Ted: Bailiff!
John: Briefcase!
Ted: Disregard!
John: In my chambers!
Ted: Stop beavering the witness!
John: I rest.
Ted: We can totally be lawyers.

A prep session for when Ted has to go to court turns into quite the charade in Samantha's office. What 'beavering the witness' has to do with anything is another charade entirely.
Tom Brady?
Ted: Think how awesome this baby will be.
John: Tom Brady?
Ted: Two MVPs, guaranteed Hall of Famer. Now let's give him a hand job into this cup... Whoa, and that's at rest!
Tom Brady: What the hell? Get out of my house and take your damn bear with you!
John: A perfect spiral!

In need of some sperm, Ted and John sneak into NFL legend Tom Brady's house. While they are impressed with what Brady is hiding under the covers, Brady is not impressed to see them in his bedroom.
Happily Ever After
Narrator: Happily ever after only exists in fairy tales. Yet a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend, proving that Americans don't give a crap about anything.

The narrator (Patrick Stewart) gives a quick introduction to the film. While this is no fairy tale, it is about a talking teddy bear getting married, which should say enough about America's devotion to quality filmmaking.
Getting Ready
Ted: What is that? What are you doing?
John: Getting ready, dude
Ted: Getting ready, what do you mean? What are you doing with your hand?
John: I'm doing this for you so when I get in there, I can just bust it out.
Ted: What do you think you're at a Red Lobster?

While Ted and John wait to be seen at the sperm clinic, John takes the time to prepare himself for his upcoming donation. Ted cannot believe John would touch himself in public like that, but interestingly enough sees no fault in doing that sort of thing in a seafood restaurant.

Max movie quotes tell the story of a military dog grieves alongside the family of his handler, who was killed in action. The adventure drama was written by Boaz Yakin, who also directed, and Sheldon Lettich. Max opened in theaters on June 26, 2015.

In Max, Kyle Wincott (Robbie Amell) is serving in Afghanistan along with his military dog, Max, a Belgian Malinois. But when Kyle is killed in action, Max is retired and left in a military kennel. Kyle's family, including mother Pamela (Lauren Graham), father Ray (Thomas Haden Church) and younger brother Justin (Josh Wiggins), decide to adopt Max, despite his unfriendly demeanor.

Max helps the family grieve the loss of Kyle, while dealing with his own post-traumatic stress from battle. Youngest son Justin bonds quickly with the dog, which proves beneficial when Kyle's friend Tyler (Luke Kleintank) arrives to pay his respects and Ray leaves suddenly, sending Justin and Max on an adventure to find Tyler and Ray.

Max is sure to bring the tears when it opens alongside other films such as Ted 2, Inside Out, Jurassic World and The Overnight.
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What Are They Doing Here?
Ray: I thought I was going to see you work this morning 8 a.m.
Justin: And waste my summer? ... Dad, what are they doing here?

When father Ray and youngest son Justin see military officials at their home, they know what has happened. Older brother Kyle was killed in action.
Max Just Has to Know You Want Him
Justin: I gotta go take care of that dog. He won't even let me touch him.
Carmen: I can come over and show you a few tricks.
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Carmen: Max just has to know that you want him. ... It's a start.

Frustrated by his new dog, Justin explains the situation to his friends. One girl, Carmen, offers to help him make friends with the animal.
Tyler's Someone You Should Stay Away From
Tyler: I want to tell you how sorry I am. Kyle was the best friend that I ever had.
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Reyes: Tyler's someone you should stay away from. I'm talking about some bad business here.

Kyle's military friend Tyler arrives to pay his respects to Kyle's family. It seems healthy but Reyes recommends against trusting Tyler's motives.
Your Brother Always Wanted to Be a Hero
Tyler: Your brother always wanted to be a hero. Look where it got him.
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Ray: What do you got in those crates?

Justin talks to his late brother Kyle's friend, Tyler, who doesn't seem to speak too favorably about Kyle. Things get stranger when Ray discovers Tyler with some interesting cargo.
Max, Go Search!
Justin: Dad's left a really weird message and just disappeared.
Carmen: So, let's do this.
Justin: Max, go search!

When Justin's dad leaves a strange note and leaves, Justin, Max and his friends team up to go find his father. It's an adventure, to say the least.
The Nose of a Dog, the Heart of a Marine
Kyle: The nose of a dog, the heart of a marine, sounds like a hero to me.
Pamela: We're do proud of you both!
Kyle: Oh, you hear that, Max? Say hi.
Pamela: Come say goodbye to your brother. Justin!
Kyle: Leave him be. I'm just over here dealing with a minor insurgency. He's trying to save the whole universe.

In a video conference, soldier Kyle speaks with his family members at home. Kyle talks about his dog, Max, and his kid brother, Justin.
Max Bonded So Closely with Kyle
Reyes: Max bonded so closely with Kyle, he can't work with anyone else. ... Are you sure you want to do this?

After Kyle's death, his military dog Max cannot continue to serve and is in need of a new home. Kyle's family takes the traumatized dog in despite it's unfriendly behavior.
Is Max Like a Bad Dog?
Justin: So is Max like a bad dog?
Reyes: Max is as good a dog as ever passed through this facility. Animals can come down with post-traumatic stress just the same as people.

Justin struggles to understand what is going on with Max and reaches out to Sergeant Reyes for advice. As Reyes explains, dogs are sensitive just like people.
You Been Out Here All Night?
Justin: What, do you want me to stay? Just until you fall asleep.
...
Pamela: You been out here all night?
Justin: I don't want to talk about it.

Hearing Max howling, Justin agrees to stay outside with the dog just long enough for it to fall asleep. However, when his mother discovers Justin in the yard the next morning, he has some explaining to do.
This Dog is Officially Your Dog
Justin: I did not sign on to babysit Kyle's crazy dog.
Ray: Kyle's gone so this dog is officially your dog.

Frustrated by the dog's behavior, Justin tries to quit caring for it. His father, Ray, however, puts a stop to that thought entirely.

Crazy Talk: Serial Killer Quotes About Their Motivation

What goes through the mind of a serial killer? How could there be any rationality behind the heinous murders some of these people commit? In an attempt to learn about murder motivation, we've created a list of serial killer quotes that will give you a glimpse into the mind of some of the most notorious serial killers and rapists in modern criminal history.

From Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, and Dennis Rader, these serial killers will give you a look into their motivations and what drove them to kill and, even crazier, keep on killing. Some of these serial killer quotes are really disturbing, as these notorious killers describe graphically why they killed people. Other quotes will disgust you and fill you with anger at their apathy toward life.

If you're easily disturbed or squeamish, be prepared to undergo a roller coaster of emotions as you read the crazy stuff some of these wack-jobs have said. Peek into the mind of some of the most notorious serial killers by reading the quotes below.
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Aileen Wuornos
"I killed those men, robbed them as cold as ice. And I'd do it again, too. There's no chance in keeping me alive or anything, because I'd kill again. I have hate crawling through my system."

Source: CNN
Arthur Shawcross
"I was trying to better myself. I had the feeling it was going to work. But you meet a prostitute on the street and it's like a kid in a candy store." - Shawcross on trying to put his life back together after being released from prison.

Source: C&I Channel documentary
Charles Manson
"I've been 15 years in the nut ward, for trying to stop the trees from being cut down, from trying to rearrange the lifestyle of a bunch of people who don't want to change. But they're gonna change because a cold wind is blowing. You're gonna change or else there's going to be no life left on the planet Earth."

Source: The Independent newspaper
David Berkowitz
"I was literally singing to myself on my way home, after the killing. The tension, the desire to kill a woman had built up in such explosive proportions that when I finally pulled the trigger, all the pressures, all the tensions, all the hatred, had just vanished, dissipated, but only for a short time."

Source: Viralnova
Dennis Rader
"I had never strangled anyone before, so I really didn't know how much pressure you had to put on a person or how long it would take." - Rader describing how he killed each member of the Otero family, who he said did not die right away.

Source: CNN
Jeffrey Dahmer
"I just get angry with other people who think they have a right to somehow try to blame my parents for what happened. That's not right at all. No one has the right to do that because they're totally innocent. They had no knowledge of it. And that angers me."

Source: NBC Interview
John Wayne Gacy
“The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license.”

Source: The Evil 100 book
Susan Atkins
"I killed her, I stabbed her and she fell. And I stabbed her again. I don't know how many times I stabbed her and I don't know why I stabbed her." - Atkins during her witness stand confession.

Source: Eugene Register-Guard
Ted Bundy
"I haven't blocked out the past. I wouldn't trade the person I am, or what I've done - or the people I've known - for anything. So I do think about it. And at times it's a rather mellow trip to lay back and remember. I just liked to kill, I wanted to kill. I want to master life and death."

Source: CBS News
Zodiac Killer
"I like killing people because it is so much fun. It is more fun than killing wild game in the forest because man is the most dangerous animal of them all."

Source: Biography

Big Game movie quotes tell the story of what happens when the President of the United States teams up with a young kid to escape terrorists in the forest of Finland. The action film was directed by Jalmari Helander using a screenplay he co-wrote with Petri Jokiranta based on the book of the same name. Big Game opened in theaters in the United States on June 26, 2015.

In Big Game, President Allan Moore (Samuel L. Jackson) is aboard Air Force One when it's targeted by terrorist missiles over Finland. Immediately, the Secret Service, led by Agent Morris (Ray Stevenson) springs into action and places the president into his escape pod, sending him down to land. Morris follows, as do a handful of other agents.

But when President Moore lands, he does not meet the secret service, rather a young kid, Oskari (Onni Tommila) who is in the woods on a coming of age hunting mission. With terrorists, including Hazar, who is working with Agent Morris to kill the POTUS, coming after him, President Moore is forced to team up with the young boy for survival. It's an unlikely pair, but at this point, neither have much of a choice.

Big Game joins theaters which are already roaring with summer blockbusters such as Ted 2, Max, Inside Out, and Jurassic World.
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You Don't Recognize Me?
Oskari: Who are you?
President Moore: You don't recognize me? The President... of the United States
Oskari: Welcome to Finland.

President Moore meets a young kid in the forest of Finland. While the kid does not immediately recognize the world leader, neither have time for small talk.
I'll Deliver the President
Morris: I'll deliver the president. You will wire the money as planned.
Hazar: Where is he?

Secret Service Agent Morris is revealed to have turned against his country and working for terrorist Hazar to capture and kill the POTUS. Morris thinks he has the president in his escape pod but he thinks again once he opens the pod to find it empty.
Not a Good Idea
President Moore: Ranger! Ranger! Look out! Hang on! They're trying to knock you off.
Hazar: Knock him off. Use him like a wrecking ball.
President Moore: Ranger, you shouldn't be here.
Oskari: Don't worry, Mr. President. I will save you.
President Moore: Hang on! Ranger! Ranger! Ranger! You all right?
Oskari: Get up. You have to jump!
President Moore: Oh, hell no!
Hazar: Now, shoot the boy! Shoot him!
Oskari: I'll cut you loose.
President Moore: No, no, no, that's not a good idea!
Oskari: Close the lid!
President Moore: This is not a good idea! We're gonna die!

With the president in a freezer hanging from a helicopter piloted by a terrorist, Oskari has the idea to save the president by cutting the freezer loose. President Moore does not share his feelings on this idea but really has no say in the matter.
I'm Doing Quite Well
President Moore: I have been betrayed today, locked in a freezer, ejected from the same plane twice. Yeah, I'm doing quite well.

President Moore explains the basic plot of the film, one really bad day. He's been ejected twice from Air Force One and locked in a freezer, all while being hunted by terrorists. Not fun whatsoever!
I'm a Hunter
Oskari: I am a hunter. This is my home.

Oskari explains a bit about why he is in a forest in Finland. He's a hunter who is on a mission to prove his maturity to his family.
They're Hunting Me
President Moore: The men who shot me down, they're hunting me.

President Moore explains, quite simply, what's happening. Terrorists shot down his plane and now they are hunting him on the ground to kill him. This is the terrorists "big game" with a huge prize for the winner.
See You on the Ground
Pilot: Someone is targeting us with a SAM.
Joe: F18 escort is reporting the same. They're lit up too.
Pilot: Joe, engage counter measures now.
Joe: Counters won't engage. Something is jamming us. Whoa, I've lost power.
Pilot: Jesus christ!
Morris: All stations, initiate emergency evacuation procedures. The president is under attack. I repeat, emergency evacuation. The president is under attack... I'll take it from here! Get him out on the ground.
President Moore: Are we under attack?
Morris: I'll find you and pick you up, Mr. President.
President Moore: You'll find what?
Morris: See you on the ground.
President Moore: No, Morris! Wait! Morris!

When Air Force One comes under attack, Secret Service Agent Morris makes sure that President Moore is safely in his escape pod and on his way to land. This proves quite key as the plane, and those fighter jets accompanying it, soon crash.

Terminator Genisys movie quotes reboot the beloved Terminator film series in a fifth installment of the science fiction action franchise. Written by Laeta Kalogridis and Patrick Lussier, the reset film was directed by Alan Taylor. Terminator Genisys opened in the United States in 3D and IMAX 3D on July 1, 2015.

In Terminator Genisys, John Connor (Jason Clarke) leads the resistance against the cyborg Skynet enemy army which is trying to wipe out mankind in the year 2029. John learns that Skynet isn't just attacking in the present, but also in the past and future, meaning they need to send someone back in time to fight as well. Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney) volunteers to travel back to 1984 for this mission, and to protect Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke), John's mother.

But when Kyle gets to 1984 and meets Sarah, she already knows what's going to happen, having been visited by a resistance cyborg earlier. Unbeknownst to Kyle or John, history has been changed, also causing a fractured timeline for the future. But no one has any time to worry about this, especially as Terminators, including one good one (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and some evil ones (a 1984 Arnold Schwarzenegger), are there taking out the good guys. To make matters worse, John has been turned into a cyborg and has become another enemy they must battle for the survival of mankind.

Terminator Genisys is just one of several highly anticipated summer 2015 films including Ted 2, Big Game, Inside Out, and Jurassic World.
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We Need to Reverse It
Kyle Reese: Whatever they did to him, we need to reverse it.

Speaking about John Connor being turned into a cyborg, Kyle states the painful truth that they need to turn him back to human. Having the desire is one thing but accomplishing that will be a whole 'nother.
Let Me Save Her
John Connor: The machines sent a Terminator back to a time before the war to kill my mother, Sarah Connor.
Kyle Reese: Sir, let me save her.
John Connor: What you are doing right now, this is the end of the war.

When John explains to Kyle that his existence is being challenged by a Terminator, Kyle Reese volunteers to be the hero. If successful, Kyle could end the war completely. If he's not, well, that would be very bad.
If We Die Tonight
John Connor: I look at each of you and I see the marks of this long and terrible war. If we die tonight, mankind dies with us.

John Connor addresses his army of resistance fighters as they prepare for a battle to end all battles. They're fighting not just for their own lives, but the survival of mankind itself.
Take Care of Her For Me
John Connor: The time you're going back to should be scared and weak. Take care of her for me, Kyle.

Expecting to go back to the 1984 that existed in his reality, John gives Kyle some insight into what he would see there. The only problem is, and John doesn't know this, but 1984 has changed and history is now on an alternate timeline.
Come with Me If You Want to Live
Sarah Connor: Come with me if you want to live! Now, soldier!

When being chased by a wicked shapeshifting robot assassin, Kyle is surprised to see Sarah Connor there to rescue him. It was really all supposed to work the other way around.
We Can Stop Judgement Day
Sarah Connor: We can stop Judgement Day from happening.

Sarah Connor is determined to stop Judgement Day from being a thing and is doing everything in her power to do just that. She can't do it alone, however, but luckily for everyone, she has a little help.
Everything Has Changed
Kyle Reese: This is all wrong. John sent me here to save you.
Sarah Connor: From the Terminator who was sent back to kill me, I know but we already took care of him.
Kyle Reese: We?
Sarah Connor: The time John sent you to, it no longer exists. Everything has changed.

Kyle is stunned to learn that Sarah is aware of why he's there and what would happen in the future. She knows about Skynet and Judgement Day and is preparing for both on her own.
I've Been Waiting for You
Terminator: I've been waiting for you!

The Terminator is faced with the original, bad guy Terminator in 1984, basically an evil younger version of himself. The Terminator did say he'd be back and is now fulfilling that promise.
I'll Be Back
Terminator: I'll be back!
Sarah Connor: What?

Reusing the classic line from the original film, the Terminator explains to Sarah Connor that he will return to her then leaps out of the flying helicopter. Cheesy or had to be done? You be the judge.
I've Got to Understand
Detective O'Brien: I want to help you, I do, but I've got to understand. I know what's going on here has to be really, really complicated.
Sarah Connor: We're here to stop the end of the world.
Detective O'Brien: I can work with that.

Detective O'Brien tries his best to wrap his head around what Sarah Connor is doing so he can help her. She sums it up real easy for him. They're trying to stop the end of the world.

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