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The Best Parks and Recreation Quotes of All Time

Who knew that a Parks and Recreation department in Pawnee, IN could be so funny? The best quotes from Parks and Recreation will go down in TV history! Parks and Rec premiered on NBC in 2009 and was created by The Office collaborators Greg Daniels and Michael Schur. It features a hilarious cast including Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman and Aziz Ansari. From Leslie Knope to Ron Swanson to Tom Haverford, the characters on Parks and Recreation have each delivered lines that make viewers laugh out loud. This list features some of Parks and Recreation's most memorable quotes and one-liners.

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Literally the Best Quote
Chris Traeger: “Pawnee is literally the best town in the country.”
Allergic to Sushi
Andy Dwyer: "I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf."
Sserts and Tray trays
Tom Haverford: "SSerts is what I call desserts, Tray trays are entrees, I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers, Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z I dunno where that came from, I call cakes, big ol' cookies, All noodles, long ass rice, Fried chicken is fri fri chicky chick, Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm, Chicken cacciatore, chicky catch, I call eggs, pre birds, or future birds, Root beer is super water, Tortillas are bean blankies, And I call forks, food rakes."
Breakfast Cereal
Tom Haverford: "You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal."

Donna Meagle: Mmm. "I love breakfast cereal."
Ornery or ...
Ann Perkins: "Seniors can get pretty ornery."

Andy Dwyer: "I think that's pronounced horny."
Now That's a Good Brownie
Leslie Knope: "I would like to be president someday, so no, I've not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie."
President Knope
Leslie Knope: "Why do I want to build this park so bad? Maybe because a pit filled with garbage isn't the best that we can do in America. You know, in Russia they could pretend that pit was a park. Bring their kids down there,'Hey Vlad, uh, look at these rocks. Let's pretend their potatoes. Nikolai, do you want to swim in the dirt?' but not here. Okay? Cause we're a nation of dreamers and it is my dream to build a park that I will one day visit with my White House staff on my birthday. And they say, 'President Knope, this park is awesome. Now we understand why you are the first female President of the United States.'"
Food and Stuff
Ron Swanson: "I love Food and Stuff. It's where I buy all of my food. And most of my stuff."
House Rules
April Ludgate: "We have a couple of house rules, though. You can't use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal "usted." And no electricity after 6:00 PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you've been crying. There's no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast."
What's Better Than a Gladiator?
Ron Swanson: "Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons."

Murder mysteries and sexual tension combine to make Castle a must-see show. The best quotes from Castle often come from the title character, Richard Castle, as he helps the NYPD solve some of its toughest cases. Castle premiered on ABC in 2009 and was created by Andrew W. Marlowe. Nathan Fillion, Stana Katic and Molly C. Quinn are among the show's talented cast.

This list includes some of the best quotes and one-liners from Castle, while celebrating the show's classic characters. Are you an avid viewer of Castle? Make sure to vote for your favorite quotes from the show and share your thoughts in the comments section.

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A Changed Man
Kate Beckett: "We booked you as John Doe, you sure as hell aren't Hal Lockwood. Who hired you? I put a lot of people in this place. Some of them want to kill me, others never been treated so fairly in their lives. So they form this attachment to me, it's like I'm their favourite school teacher. Some of those people might visit you while you're in here, like the ghosts that visit Scrooge. And after some time with them you might find yourself a changed man. So I will be back here week after week to ask you who hired you til that miracle occurs."
Cuff Me Once
Richard Castle: "Cuff me once, shame on you. Cuff me twice, shame on me."
The Modesty of Castle
Richard Castle: "I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"
What Do You Want?
Kate Beckett: "I'll give it to you straight. I'm just a girl, looking for a private dick."

Richard Castle: "Whoa, then your search is over, sweetheart."
Parenting Rule
Richard Castle: "Only people who keep insisting they're not terrible parents are terrible parents."
Beckett and Hooch
Richard Castle: "We make a pretty good team, you know. Like Starsky and Hutch, Turner and Hooch."

Kate Beckett: "You do remind me a little of Hooch."
Love Letter
Kate Beckett: (narrating a letter) "Dear Rick, I don't know how much time I have, even to write this letter. What I do know now is that I'm in this, and the only way I'm gonna make it out alive is to see this through. I'm sure everyone is looking for me, and if they figure out I was here, CSU's gonna search this house. They're gonna look for blood, and they will find it, which will lead them to this letter. Babe, it's your letter, and I hope you never have to read this, that I can tell you all of these things in person. But if something happens, and I don't make it, I need you to know that our partnership - our relationship - is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. You're an amazing man, and I love you with all of my heart. Always."
The Trifecta
Kate Beckett: "Back stabbing, adultery and betrayal. That is why I hate politics."
Recipe for Disaster
Richard Castle: "We're going to a cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere?"

Kate Beckett: "Yeah. So?"

Richard Castle: "So, it's like the coed checking out the strange noise in the basement in a slasher pic. It's a recipe for disaster."
A Special Brand of Hell
Richard Castle: "I had sex with my ex-wife this morning. My first ex-wife. Meredith. Alexis' mom. And she's thinking about moving back to New York. Do you know what that would mean to me? That would be a very special brand of hell. The hell of a deep-fried Twinkie."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is funniest cop show since... ever! Here are the best Brooklyn Nine Nine quotes, featuring Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Gina Linetti as they take care of business at the station. Brooklyn Nine-Nine set a new bar for sitcoms since it premiered on Fox in 2013. The show features Andy Samberg, Chelsea Peretti and Terry Crews among its hilarious cast.

This list features some of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine's best quotes and one-liners, to date. Goofy lines from Peralta and sarcastic snark from Gina can be found on this funny collection of Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes. Which character do you think is the funniest? Let us know in the comments and be sure to vote for the best Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes and dialogue!
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Super Showmanship
Detective Charles Boyle: "That car is your superpower! Thor would never wager his hammer, and Neil Patrick Harris would never wager his showmanship!"
What Do You Look For in a Guy?
Detective Rosa Diaz: "Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener."

Detective Amy Santiago: "Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?"

Detective Rosa Diaz: "Real stuff, like the shape of his ass."
Little Fools
Sergeant Terry Jeffords: "I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster. Little fools."
With All Due Respect
Detective Jake Peralta: "Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said."
You Never Forget Your First
Detective Charles Boyle: "Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first."

Detective Jake Peralta: "Your first what?"

Detective Charles Boyle: "Dog."

Detective Jake Peralta: "That is never what people mean by that."
Burn
Detective Jake Peralta: "Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You’re a fireman, you should know how to treat that burn."
Be Like Paris
Gina Linetti: "Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape."
A Toast
Sergeant Terry Jeffords: "No waiting, just toasting. I want you to toast, now I wanna eat toast, gimme some toast!"
An Emoji Is Worth 1,000 Words
Gina Linetti: "The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face."
High Horse
Gina Linetti: "Wait. Are you only hosting dinner cuz you wanna suck up to Holt? Not cool! This was supposed to be about friendship."

Santiago: "You said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason I was single or if it was my personality, like you suspected."

Gina Linetti: "Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop. Clip clop. Clip clop."

Some of the best Mindy Project quotes come compliments of Dr. Mindy Lahiri's quest to find love. The series premiered on Fox in 2012 and was created by its star, Mindy Kaling, who previously wrote and appeared in The Office. Quirky co-workers, played by Chris Messina, Ike Barinholtz and Adam Pally, and workplace fun help to make The Mindy Project a must-see show. This list features several of the best quotes and one-liners from The Mindy Project.

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Springsteen Show
Mindy Lahiri: "I guess it's not hilarious when you get arrested for assault at a Bruce Springsteen concert."

Danny Castellano: "First of all it's a Springsteen show not a Bruce Springsteen concert. You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don't show up at a Springsteen show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp tee shirt unless you want to get punched in the face."
Who Are You?
Danny Castellano: "Daniel Castellano. I'm the man who's going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly, okay?"
Best Cake Ever
Mindy Lahiri: "It's my favorite kind of cake: gigantic."
No Boats About It
Mindy Lahiri: "I will not work in Staten Island. I will not take a boat to work, like I'm in the Viet Cong."
Good vs. Evil
Jeremy Reed: "No, I won't do it. When I got my caligraphic's license, I sweared I would only use it for good."
Ex-Cons a Pro
Tamra: "He's cute, he's nice, all Pros, no Cons. Uh I mean, he's an ex-con, but that's a Pro."

Danny Castellano: "Uh I don't know if that's-"

Tamra: "That's a Pro!"

Danny Castellano: "OK."
Little Caesar Style
Morgan Tookers: "I was born in Rockwood hospital; they took me out Little Caesar style... through the guts."
Peter on Family
Peter Prentice: "Family doesn't wait to be invited. It's like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves."
Eat - Love
Mindy Lahiri: "Maybe I won't get married, you know? Maybe I'll do one of those "Eat, Pray, Love" things. Ugh, no, I don't want to pray. Forget it, I'll just die alone."
Never Is a Promise
Mindy Lahiri: "I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend."

True Story movie quotes tell the real life story of one man accused of murdering his family who takes the identity of a journalist and enlists the journalists help to clear his name. The drama was adapted by David Kajganich from the memoir by Michael Finkel. Rupert Gould directed the film which opened in theaters on April 17, 2015.

In True Story, New York Times journalist Michael Finkel (Jonah Hill) learns that he's being fired from the publication after fabricating facts for a cover story. While his lady friend Jill (Felicity Jones) is relieved that he's done with the Times, Michael still has an urge to do serious reporting, which comes in handy when he receives a strange phone call.

Michael learns that Christian Longo (James Franco), a man suspected of murdering his wife and three children, claimed to be Michael when he was arrested for the slayings. Michael yearns to learn more about the man and visits him in prison. Christian explains that he will tell Michael, and Michael only, the truth, which leads Michael to feel Christian is innocent. As the investigation continues, Michael treads a fine line between the truth and what might be an elaborate scam Christian is conducting.

True Story opens in theaters alongside a bunch of other great films including Ex Machina, The Longest Ride, Furious 7, Cut Bank and Get Hard.
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First Impressions
Michael Finkel: Thank you for seeing me, Mr. Longo.
Christian Longo: Call me Chris.
Michael Finkel: Nice to meet you, Chris.
Christian Longo: Yeah, nice to meet you too. What are you writing?
Michael Finkel: Sorry, it's a habit.
Christian Longo: First impressions?
Michael Finkel: Yes, first impressions.
Christian Longo: What'd you put down?
Michael Finkel: Brown eyes
Christian Longo: That's not very remarkable. I'm sure 70% of the world has brown eyes.
Michael Finkel: I guess so. I don't.
Christian Longo: You know, there's a mathematical technique to determine how ordinary a person you are, not just your looks but your whole life.
Michael Finkel: Really?
Christian Longo: By my calculations, I'd say I'm pretty ordinary. I've been decent, regular for 92.88% of the time, but you couldn't tell that from reading the papers.

In their first meeting, Michael and Chris make small talk about what it means to be ordinary or remarkable. By most counts, Christian is quite ordinary, but does have that accusation of murdering his whole family against him.
So Why Me?
Michael Finkel: So, why me?
Christian Longo: I've followed your whole career. I guess I felt like I knew you. I want to tell you my side of this, only you. Maybe at this point it doesn't matter.
Michael Finkel: The truth always matters.
Christian Longo: It always seems to matter to you.

Chris explains why he chose Michael as the person he claimed to be when he was arrested. As Chris mentions, Michael felt familiar but perhaps there is more to this story.
Once in a Lifetime Story
Michael Finkel: This is a once in a lifetime story. Don't you see this as a second chance?

In speaking with Jill, Michael is relentless in his pursuit of the Christian Longo story, seeing it as a way to get back into serious journalism. Jill, on the other hand, is not so sure.
He Used You
Cheryl: You had a choice of so many stories to tell and you chose his.
Michael Finkel: Actually, he picked me.
Cheryl: He didn't pick you. He used you.

Cheryl confronts Michael about the work Michael is doing to help Christian. She remarks that Christian is only manipulating Michael, but Michael is clueless about the big picture.
It's Over With the Times
Michael Finkel: This article was about saving young people's lives. You said write it up.
Karen: I said write it up, not make it up.
Michael Finkel: I did the best with what I had.
Marcus: You have a future ahead of you, Mike, but not here.
...
Jill: You know, to be honest, I'm relieved it's over with the Times. You turned into a real prick working for them.

When meeting with his bosses at the New York Times, Michael learns that due to some stretching of the truth on a cover story, he's being let go. While this is a blow to his career, partner Jill is relieved that this chapter of his life is over.
He Said He Was Mike Finkel
Michael Finkel: Hello?
Reporter: Hi, my name is Pat Fredo. I'm a reporter with the Oregonian. I'm sure you're buried in all this right now but I wanted to get your side on the Christian Longo story.
Michael Finkel: Who?
Reporter: Christian Longo, the child killer, he murdered his entire family out here in Newport. You must know about him. They finally took him down in Cancun last week. You hadn't heard?
Michael Finkel: No. Why are you telling me this?
Reporter: Because when they apprehended him, he said he was Mike Finkel of the New York Times... Hello? Hello? Mr. Finkel? Hello?
Michael Finkel: Hold on one second.
...
Michael Finkel: Did he say anything at all about why he claimed to be me?
Reporter: I hoped you might be able to tell me that. He was just a regular guy, an intelligent, sane man. He comes home one night and kills his wife and kids. It makes no sense.

Michael receives a startling call from a fellow reporter explaining his connection to a horrible mass murder. While he's disturbed by the connection, Michael is intrigued to learn more about the case and does just that.
An Exceptionally Dangerous Man
Sheriff: I believe we're dealing with an exceptionally dangerous man.

A sheriff in charge of the Christian Longo case warns Michael just how dangerous Christian is. Despite the gruesome charges against Christian, Michael seems determined to remain on Christian's side.
Hoped That We Could Be Friends Too
Jill: Hello?
Christian Longo: Jill, hey, hello, nice to meet you.
Jill: Chris?
Christian Longo: You know, Mike, he's been a real friend to me. I just hoped that we could be friends too.

Jill receives an unexpected call from Christian. The conversation is creepy, to say the least, and startles Jill.
Not the Man I Wanted to Be
Michael Finkel: You're an outcast.
Christian Longo: That's not the man I wanted to be.
Michael Finkel: None of us is the man he wants to be.

Michael tries to get into what really happened with the murders of Christian's wife and three children by questioning Christian. Christian isn't exactly forthcoming about the truth, despite his vows to tell Michael what really happened.
Who Do You Have to Protect?
Michael Finkel: Who? Who do you have to protect?
Christian Longo: I can't say.
Michael Finkel: My whole reputation's on the line!
Christian Longo: Don't give up on me!
Michael Finkel: Chris, did you do what you're accused of doing?

When Christian is close to naming who he claims is truly responsible for the murders of Christian's family, he refuses. This makes Michael a bit angry, especially as he's put his career on the line to help this accused murderer.

The Age of Adaline movie quotes tell the story of one woman who stop aging who might have found a reason to start living again. The romantic drama was written by J. Mills Goodloe and Salvador Paskowitz and directed by Lee Toland Krieger. The Age of Adaline opened in theaters on April 24, 2015.

In The Age of Adaline, Adaline Bowman (Blake Lively) was born in 1908 but after an accident in her late 20s, she stopped aging completely. To hide this unique secret, Adaline spent her life on the run using fake identities, though she did enjoy her life to a certain extent including raising a family, including daughter Flemming (Ellen Burstyn).

So when Adaline meets the charming philanthropist Ellis Jones (Michiel Huisman), whose father William (Harrison Ford) she knew many years ago, she's presented with a chance at love she never expected to happen. But to truly have the happily ever after, she will have to give up her immortality and that's a life-changing decision.

The Age of Adaline brings some romance to theaters which are already showing other films such as True Story, Ex Machina, The Longest Ride, Furious 7 and Cut Bank.
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You Lived But You Never Had a Life
William Jones: How is it possible? All these years, you've lived but you've never had a life.
Adaline Bowman: I don't know how.

William confronts Adaline about her unique condition of never aging. She doesn't really understand it either, or perhaps more importantly, does not understand how to live a happy life with it.
Exactly Like This Old Friend of Mine
Ellis Jones: Dad, this is...
William Jones: Adaline
...
William Jones: You look exactly like this old friend of mine. We were very close.

When Ellis introduces Adaline to his father, William, William knows this woman. It appears that many years ago the two were very close friends and somehow, in the decades since, Adaline has not aged one bit.
Let Go
Adaline Bowman: Tell me something I can hold onto forever and never let go.
Ellis Jones: Let go.
Adaline Bowman: I've been running for so long. I don't know how to stop.

Ellis desperately wants to know more about Adaline but she won't open up to him. She's been hiding for so long that she doesn't know how to have a normal relationship.
This is Something Else
Adaline Bowman: Would you like a drumroll?
Ellis Jones: Voila! It was between this and stuffed quail. Please don't tell me you're disappointed.
Adaline Bowman: I, uh, I'm truly overjoyed.
Ellis Jones: Yes! Dig in!
Adaline Bowman: Okay
Ellis Jones: Well?
Adaline Bowman: It's as perfect as the music is painful.
Ellis Jones: You don't like jazz?
Adaline Bowman: No, I love jazz. This is something else.

On their first date, the differences between Adaline and Ellis come to light. While they seem to fit well together, their tastes in food and music, to name a few, are quite opposites.
Happy Birthday, Mama
Flemming: Am I late?
Adaline Bowman: No more than usual
Flemming: Happy birthday, mama
Adaline Bowman: Thank you, darling. I'm so happy to see you. You know you don't have to still give me cards. I love you.
Flemming: I love you too. So when are you moving back up?
Adaline Bowman: Third week in February
Flemming: Right on schedule
Adaline Bowman: Of course... I see you've already forgotten our little talk about sodium.
Flemming: No, I am just simply choosing to ignore it.

Adaline and daughter Flemming meet on Adaline's birthday. If you didn't know better, you'd bet that Flemming, who is visibly older, is the mother and not the other way around.
No Growing Old Together
Flemming: Don't you miss having someone to love?
Adaline Bowman: It's not the same when there's no growing old together. Without that, love is just heartbreak.

Adaline discusses how her unique condition makes love and happiness impossible. She can't have that growing old together part, which is perhaps the most important part.
How Do We Get in Touch?
Ellis Jones: So, where are you off to?
Adaline Bowman: Some place with better food, my apartment... Yourself?
Ellis Jones: Back to the party, I just wanted to spend 27 floors with you.
Adaline Bowman: That was a risky move.
Ellis Jones: What was?
Adaline Bowman: Leaving your date upstairs, I hope it was worth it.
Ellis Jones: What are you talking about?
Adaline Bowman: Oh come on, that beautiful woman in blue. Does her name happen to end in cova?
Ellis Jones: No, her name is Agnes Boggs. Her uncle's the chef. I'll let him know you like his food, and she's not my date.
...
Ellis Jones: My name is Ellis. Pleasure to meet you. I'll just wait with you.
Adaline Bowman: Thank you, but I'll manage.
Ellis Jones: Wait! How do we get in touch?

In their first meeting, Ellis is eager to talk to Adaline so he follows her in the elevator during a charity event. While she tries to brush him off, he is relentless in his pursuit.
I Knew I Had to Meet You
Ellis Jones: First time I saw you, I knew I had to meet you. I didn't know when or how but I knew I wanted to.

Ellis explains how enamored with Adaline he was when he first saw her. He couldn't explain why he was so drawn to her, he just knew he needed to get to know her more.

The Water Diviner movie quotes follow one father who travels to find his three sons presumed killed during World War I. The historical drama was adapted by Andrew Anastasios and Andrew Knight from the book of the same name by Andrew Anastasios and Dr Meaghan Wilson-Anastasios. Russell Crowe directs and stars in the film, which opened in the United States on April 24, 2015.

In The Water Diviner, father and water diviner Joshua Connor (Russell Crowe) spends his days locating water and digging wells in Australia near the end of World War I. He returns home to learn that his three sons have gone off to fight in the war and are presumed dead. This is too much for wife, Eliza (Jacqueline McKenzie), to handle and she takes her own life. To help heal his wounds, Joshua sets off for Gallipoli to find his sons bodies and return them home to bury alongside his wife.

When Joshua arrives in Turkey, he meets a widowed hotel owner, Ayshe (Olga Kurylenko), who initially is cold towards him. He also works with the local ANZACs, including Major Hasan (Yılmaz Erdoğan) and Lt-Col Cyril Hughes (Jai Courtney) to attempt to find his sons. Joshua's ability to find water comes in handy for finding two of his boys' bodies but the mission proves quite difficult, especially in finding his third son and last outstanding family member.

The Water Diviner earned rave reviews when it opened internationally and is sure to draw crowds as it opens in American theaters alongside The Age of Adaline True Story, Ex Machina, The Longest Ride and Furious 7.
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He Did Not Die Here
Joshua Connor: I wanted to apologize to you for my outburst.
Major Hasan: There is a Persian saying. May you outlive your children. It sounds like a lesson but it is the worst curse one can place on the head of a man. I had this list sent from Istanbul. This is your family name.
Joshua Connor: What is this list?
Major Hasan: If this is your son, he was taken prisoner. He did not die here. He left Canakkale alive.

Joshua gets some very important news from Major Hasan. His son Arthur did not die with his brothers, rather was taken as a prisoner alive. This sends Joshua on a whole new journey to find his son.
The Only Father Who Came Looking
Major Hasan: What are you doing with your farmer?
Lt-Col Cyril Hughes: There's a supply ship back to Constantinople in two days.
Major Hasan: Maybe we can help him until then.
Lt-Col Cyril Hughes: You know what the chances of finding his boys are.
Major Hasan: We have the day they were killed. I know the area.
Lt-Col Cyril Hughes: We both know it but why change everything for one father who can't stay put?
Major Hasan: Because he is the only father who came looking.

Turkish officer Major Hasan is clearly moved by Joshua arriving looking for his sons, so much so that he instructs Hughes to help him in this mission. Hasan has never seen a parent come looking for a child lost in war and wants to give Joshua all the help he can.
Hope's a Necessity
Ayshe: It is not easy to marry for love here. Maybe my mother was right. Too good was mad. Bills to the roof not paid. Musical hours, parties, lazy friends. I miss Caicos.
Joshua Connor: I wish my mother arranged my marriage.
Ayshe: You did not love your wife?
Joshua Connor: No, I adored her. I was just so bad at courting. I think she only married me out of impatience.
Ayshe: But it was happy?
Joshua Connor: Very, until the boys were lost. It's good to know where they are, not lost or nameless anymore. I've was told my oldest son was taken prisoner.
Ayshe: So he's alive?
Joshua Connor: I don't know.
Ayshe: But you have hope?
Joshua Connor: Hope's a necessity where I come from.

Joshua and Ayshe talk about love and marriage, as well as hope. Joshua feels he made mistakes with his wife and that this opportunity to find his sons can help heal those wounds.
I'll Find Them
Eliza Connor: You can find water but you can't even find your own children.
...
Joshua Connor: My boys, Arthur, Henry and Edward Connor, all enlisted together and they died together. They should be buried at home with their mother... I'll find them, love. I'll find them and I'll bring them home to you.

Joshua and wife Eliza argue about Joshua not being there when his three boys went off to war. This proves to much for Eliza, who takes her own life, leading Joshua on a journey to find his three sons and bring them home.
I'm Not Here to Sightsee
Ayshe: Your guidebook is out of date.
Joshua Connor: I'm not here to sightsee. I'm on my way to Gallipoli.
Ayshe: There's nothing there but ghosts.

In Turkey, Joshua meets Ayshe, the widowed owner of the hotel where he is staying. When he explains why he is there, she is not so confident he will find what he's looking for.
Go Home, Mr. Connor
Lt-Col Cyril Hughes: It's not safe. You can't stay.
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Ayshe: This is not your world. Go home, Mr. Connor.

Despite making progress in finding his sons, Joshua faces a good deal of resistance in Turkey. Both Hughes and Ayshe want him to leave the area but there is still much work to be done.
I Failed Them
Joshua Connor: It is my job to steer my boys to manhood. I failed them.
Ayshe: I measure a man by how much he loves his children, not by what the world has done to them.

Feeling down, Joshua reflects on the mistakes he made with his family. Ayshe, on the other hand, reminds him that the world is cruel, despite his best efforts otherwise.
I Can Find Them
Lt-Col Cyril Hughes: You walk off your farm. You turn up in this place, and for what?
Joshua Connor: My sons were all killed in one day. I can find them.

When Joshua arrives and meets with Hughes, initially Hughes does not understand why Joshua is there. Hughes sees this as a fool's errand but Joshua is relentless in his mission.
Haven't Found Arthur Yet
Joshua Connor: They're right here.
Lt-Col Cyril Hughes: We found your sons, Edward, Henry. How on god's earth did you know they'd be there?
Joshua Connor: But you haven't found Arthur yet.

Joshua miraculously finds the area where his sons were buried. While Hughes cannot believe it, Joshua is more focused on the son that was not found.

Adult Beginners movie quotes follow one man who loses everything then goes to live with his sister, brother-in-law and nephew. The comedy film was written by Nick Kroll, Jeff Cox and Liz Flahire. Ross Katz directed the movie, which opened in theaters on April 24, 2015.

In Adult Beginners, Jake (Nick Kroll) is putting his life back together after his business failed leaving him penniless. He decides to move in with his estranged sister Justine (Rose Byrne), brother-in-law Danny (Bobby Cannavale) and nephew Teddy (Caleb and Matthew Paddock).

Part of the agreement of staying with his sister's family involves Jake watching Teddy, something that Jake knows nothing about. He makes the best of it and he and Teddy have fun but it does't take long for Jake to overstay his welcome. With little of his former life available to return to, Jake has to decide the next step in his journey, one that might involve finally becoming a real adult.

Adult Beginners brings some laughter to theaters already filled with movies such as The Water Diviner, The Age of Adaline True Story, Ex Machina and The Longest Ride.
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Need to Stay Here a Few Months
Justine: How long do you need to stay?
Jake: Three months
Justine: Three months?! I have to talk to Danny.
Jake: Like asking permission?
Justine: Like having a conversation because he's my husband.
...
Jake: I need to stay here for a few months.
Danny: Oh, sure.
Justine: I didn't get a chance to talk to him yet.

Siblings Jake and Justine talk about the idea of Jake staying with Justine and her family. She remarks that she needs to talk to husband Danny first, something Jake takes upon himself to handle.
Never Seen a Kid in a Suitcase Before
Jake: Good afternoon, ladies. What, you've never seen a kid in a suitcase before? Who's the stud, Teddy?
Teddy: Me!

Taking Teddy to the park, Jake gets some strange looks from the ladies there, mainly due to him using a suitcase as a stroller. This doesn't seem to bother Jake or Teddy as they are having fun regardless.
Want to Watch Teddy?
Jake: I can help out around the house.
Danny: Want to watch Teddy?
Jake: I'm talking about buying groceries, build stuff. I need you to make me feel better.

In exchange for room and board, Jake agrees to take care of his nephew, Teddy. Of course, he also wants Justine to support him emotionally, something she's not exactly excited about.
What Happened Here Last Friday
Jake: I'm going to tape everything up, make sure he doesn't hurt himself.
Hudson: That's great! You wouldn't believe what happened here last Friday. This hooker hit a vein.
Jake: Teddy, you want to go to the park?
Hudson: It bled everywhere.

When Jake takes Teddy over to friend Hudson's house, it quickly becomes apparent that the apartment is not suitable for children. This happens, surprisingly, before Hudson talks about the hooker incidents that happened recently.
Are You Happy?
Justine: I wish you came to visit because you were happy.
Jake: Are you happy?

Justine and Jake open up to one another about life and happiness. Both are especially curious how happy each other are, which is a really good question.
Not an Adult Beginner
Justine: Miss Jenn's Adult Beginners?
Miss Jenn: If you want Teddy to have confidence in the water, you need to have it too.
Justine: We're very confident, thank you.
...
Danny: Why are you holding onto me?
Jake: I'm not entirely comfortable here.
Justine: Me neither!
...
Justine: Screw her! We're not an adult beginner!

Introducing the title of the film, Jake, Justine, Teddy and Danny head to the local pool where they learn about the adult beginners swim class. Justine is especially taken by the theory of adult beginners, declaring that she is nothing of the sort either at swimming or at life.
The Last Three Years of My Life
Paul: So what are you up to now. Come on, man, give me the rundown. Make me jealous.Jake: Um... You can basically take the last three years of my life and light them on fire. I lost all of my money and a lot of other people's money. So, my sister's pregnant so I'm like helping her out a little bit.
Paul: Kids
Jake: Yeah, they're the future.
Paul: We'll see, but...
Jake: Mmmhmm, no, they are. They will be.
Paul: We'll see.
Jake: Not it's undoubted that children are the future.

Jake runs into an old classmate in a retail store and despite trying to blow him off, Jake explains what he's been doing recently. In turn, he also introduces the premise of the film.
You Don't Really Live Here
Danny: You think you've got it all worked out now, huh, after three months? You don't really live here.
...
Justine: The only reason you really stick around is when you need something.

Danny and Justine both confront Jake about having him in the house and in the family. It seems Jake is outstaying his welcome, and fast.

Avengers: Age of Ultron movie quotes bring the crime-fighting superhero crew back to theaters for a sequel to the 2012 Marvel film. Written and directed by Joss Wheldon, the film is based on the characters in the graphic novel The Avengers by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. After much anticipation, Avengers: Age of Ultron opened in theaters on May 1, 2015.

In Avengers: Age of Ultron, Tony Stark (Robery Downey Jr.) creates Project Ultron, which uses artificial intelligence to create a self-aware, teachable android that is meant to help keep the peace. So when Ultron (voiced by James Spader) decides that he doesn't want to keep peace, rather exterminate all humans this creates quite the problem.

So the Avengers, including Captain America (Chris Evans), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner), gather to stop Ultron from exterminating mankind. Along they way, they meet some old friends, including Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) and Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders) plus encounter some new foes, such as twins Pietro (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and Wanda Maximov (Elizabeth Olsen) and Vision (Paul Bettany).

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I Was Designed to Save the World
Ultron: I was designed to save the world. People would look to the sky, and see hope. I'll take that from them first!

Ultron explains that despite his intended design as something to help, give hope to people, he has his own plans. Ultron wants to exterminate the people of the world and has the intelligence and means to do just that.
I Created Something Terrible
Tony Stark: I tried to create a suit of armor around the world but I created something terrible.
Bruce Banner: Artificial intelligence
Tony Stark: It's called the Ultron Program.

In a brief overview of the plot of the film, Tony Stark explains what he and the other Avengers are up against. He created artificial intelligence in the Ultron Program to protect the world but that technology has turned to evil and is plotting very bad things.
You Had to Ask
Thor: Is that the best you can do?
Steve Rogers: You had to ask.

When Thor dares Ultron to give them his best, Ultron does not disappoint. As Steve Rogers points out, perhaps it's better not to encourage Ultron.
Only One Math to Peace
Ultron: I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace, your extermination.

Ultron realizes that the Avengers are going to try their best to stop his plot of human extermination but assures them that he will prevail. Not to spoil anything but it wouldn't be a good superhero movie if the bad guy wins, right?
Watching People Pay for Our Mistakes
Steve Rogers: I'm sick of watching people pay for our mistakes.

Steve Rogers grows a bit irritated that he and the other Avengers repeatedly have to clean up for a mistake of one of their members. This, however, does not stop their plight to save the world from Ultron. He's just venting.
Nothing Lasts Forever
Tony Stark: It's the end, the end of the path I started us on.
Natasha Romanoff: Nothing lasts forever.

Dialogue between Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff, if read into, could suggest that this is the last film in the Avengers series, or could suggest that more are yet to come. Either way, what happens next in this film is sure to be exciting.
Stand and Fight
Nick Fury: Now here we are with our wit and our wills to save the world. So stand and fight.

Nick Fury offers some simple and to the point words to get the Avengers pumped up for their upcoming battle. It is incredibly effective.
Don't Compare Me With Stark
Ultron: Don't compare me with Stark! He's a sickness!
Tony Stark: Aww, junior, you're going to break your old man's heart.
Ultron: If I have to
Thor: Nobody has to break anything.
Ultron: Clearly, you've never made an omelette.
Tony Stark: You beat me by one second.

The Avengers and Ultron come face to face. But before they get to the brutal fight that you know is coming, they trade a few verbal jabs back and forth.
Tear Them Apart From the Inside
Ultron: We can tear them apart from the inside!

Ultron means business and that's no joke. He wants nothing more to tear apart the Avengers and anyone on the planet and is primed to do just that.
All of You Against All of Me
Ultron: Avengers, all of you, against all of me!

In summing up the plot of the film in one sentence, Ultron explains that he is battling the Avengers. If Ultron wins, everyone everywhere dies. If the Avengers prevail, they all live happily ever after.

Welcome to Me movie quotes tell the story of an unstable woman who wins the lottery and buys her own talk show. The comedy film was written by Eliot Laurence and directed by Shira Piven. Produced by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, among others, Welcome to Me opened in theaters on May 1, 2015.

In Welcome to Me, Alice Klieg (Kristen Wiig) suffers from borderline personality disorder but has long aspired to be just like her idol, Oprah Winfrey. So when Alice wins $85 million in the California Lottery, she sees an opportunity to do just that. After an awkward press conference claiming her winnings, Alice meets with Hollywood producers to pitch her talk show where she's talk about herself and write a check to cover production costs at a cool $15 million.

Despite entering each show on a swan boat and cooking things like delicious meatloaf cake, Alice doesn't see the initial success of her show that she hoped. To make matters worse, the studio executives (including James Marsden, Wes Bentley and Joan Cusack) are not loving her show and her unrelenting quest for fame is taking its toll on her relationships with her family members (including Linda Cardellini and Alan Tudyk) and her therapist (Tim Robbins).

Welcome to Me brings some laughs to theaters already packed with other films including Avengers: Age of Ultron, The Water Diviner, Adult Beginners, The Age of Adaline and True Story.
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Meatloaf Cake!
Alice Klieg: Ladies and gentlemen, meatloaf cake!
Rich: What's the next piece?
Producer: No, we're on this for a while.
...
Rich: We have a few bumps to iron out.
Alice Klieg: Why doesn't it look like Oprah?
Producer: Cause you ate a cake made out of hamburger.

Alice doesn't seem to understand why her show is not as successful as that of her idol, Oprah Winfrey. As it has to be painfully explained to her, the meatloaf cake has a little to do with it.
Do Something Great, Something Unique
Oprah Winfrey: [on the television] Everybody comes to our beautiful planet earth
Alice Klieg and Oprah Winfrey: [in unison] to do something great, something unique, something that only you were born to do.

Alice is convinced that she has one purpose in life and that purpose is to be just like Oprah. Soon, she might have an opportunity to do just that.
I'm a Winner at Any Time
Lottery Hostess: 14, there's 57, 15 and 54 and 39
...
California Lottery Recording: Thanks for calling the California Lottery. If you're calling to report a winning, just say, 'I'm a winner' at any time.
Alice Klieg: I'm a winner at any time.
...
Alice Klieg: I was born in the year 1971 in Simi Valley, California, and I've been using masturbation as a sedative since 1991.

Alice wins a massive lottery prize but her phone call to the lottery office and subsequent press conference to accept her prize show that she might not be the most stable person to trust with $86 million. What's the worst that could happen?
She Won the Lottery?
Gabe: Now, I'd like to get a volunteer from the audience. What's your name?
Alice Klieg: My name is Alice Klieg. I won 86 million dollars.
Producer: She really won the lottery? Really? Can someone Google that?

When Alice is asked to volunteer during a taping of a talk show, she doesn't hesitate to announce her recent windfall. This sparks the interest of the producers who want to know more about her.
You're Off Your Meds
Alice Klieg: They're almonds.
Dr. Moffat: All right, leave the almonds on the floor. I can clean them up after the session.
Alice Klieg: Would it make you feel better if you were eating too.
Dr. Moffat: This eating is not working for me. The food is distracting from the work.
Alice Klieg: I have to eat because of my new relationship with glucose.
Dr. Moffat: All right, you can have a snack at five of two and another one at 2:50 but please stop eating in session... So, like Oprah but with a swan boat.
Alice Klieg: A talk show
Dr. Moffat: Hosted by?
Alice Klieg: Me
Dr. Moffat: Hosted by you?
Alice Klieg: Yeah
Dr. Moffat: All right, well, how about a little recap? Incase you missed last week's episode of the Alice Klieg Show...
Alice Klieg: That's not what it's called. That's not the name of it.
Dr. Moffat: You're off your meds, you just spent 15 million dollars, you're living in a reservation casino and you're hosting your own talk show... I thought I asked you not to eat.
Alice Klieg: It's a banana. It's in its own container.

In speaking with her therapist, Alice fails to see the errors of her ways. She's eating when he asked her not to, living in a casino and spending millions on a ludicrous talk show, and doesn't see much wrong with any of that.
You're on TV Now
Stage Tech: We go live in five, four, three...
Rich: What is she doing?
Producer: I think she's a little frozen.
Gabe: You're on TV now.
Alice Klieg: Hello, I'm Alice Klieg and welcome to Me.

Alice's first episode of her talk show doesn't exactly start too well. Luckily, after a little coaching, she get the hang of it.
I Want a Talk Show
Rich: You must be the big winner. Hi, I'm Rich.
Alice Klieg: Me too!
...
Alice Klieg: I want a talk show with me as the host.
Producer: You want to talk about current events?
Alice Klieg: No
Gabe: Then what kind of stuff do you want to talk about?
Alice Klieg: Me... How much will that cost?
Rich: 15 million dollars
Alice Klieg: Oh, and I want to come in on a swan boat.

Alice pitches her idea for a talk show, where she would talk about herself, after arriving in a swan boat, of course, to the television executives. They think she's nuts but when she writes a check for $15 million without blinking an eye, they know she's serious.

Far from the Madding Crowd movie quotes tell the story of one exceptional woman tasked with choosing between three very different suitors. The romantic drama was adapted by David Nicholls from the 1874 book of the same name by Thomas Hardy. Thomas Vinterberg directed the film which opened on May 1, 2015.

In Far from the Madding Crowd, Bathsheba Everdene (Carey Mulligan) is a single woman in Victorian England who inherits a farm from her late uncle. She is unlike her uncle and unlike other women in her kind nature and willingness to treat everyone as equals. This sparks the eye of sheep farmer Gabriel Oak (Matthias Schoenaerts) who begins to court her.

Meanwhile, Bathsheba meets her wealthy, handsome, mature neighbor William Boldwood. He too is smitten with her and wants nothing more than to be with her for eternity. As if two suitors were not enough, enter Sergeant Frank Troy (Tom Sturridge). The handsome charmer never turns down an opportunity to woo her with his words. So with three men after her heart and Bathsheba in a unique position to be very picky about her husband, this makes deciding between these men as fun as it is difficult.

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One Day I Will Leave You
Gabriel Oak: I'm not such a fool as to imagine that I might stand a chance. One day I will leave you. You can be sure of that.

Gabriel lays out his place in Bathsheba's life for her. He knows her other suitors have advantages that he does not have and is not waiting around forever for her to pick one of them.
Someone to Tame Me
Gabriel Oak: Miss Bathsheba Everdene, would you like to marry me?
Bathsheba Everdene: Mr. Oak, I want a husband. If I ever were to marry, I'd want someone to tame me and you'd never be able to do it.

Gabriel asks Bathsheba to marry him but is not exactly happy with the answer. She has the luxury of being extremely picky with her suitor and is doing just that.
Care to Lend a Hand
Liddy: Miss Everdene's here now so you better do your best work.
Gabriel Oak: Perhaps you'd care to lend a hand.
Bathsheba Everdene: You don't think I would?
Gabriel Oak: No, you wouldn't.

When Bathsheba meets Gabriel as he works with the sheep on her farm. In an instant, she impresses him with her willingness to get her hands dirty.
I've Never Been Kissed
Frank Troy: There much be some man who tells you that you're beautiful.
Bathsheba Everdene: No, not to my face, not exa...
Frank Troy: But there is a man who kisses you.
Bathsheba Everdene: I've never been kissed.

Frank turns on the charm once again with Bathsheba. As the sexy one of her three suitors, Frank rarely misses an opportunity to make her feel desired.
A Language Chiefly Made by Men
Bathsheba Everdene: It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in a language chiefly made by men to express theirs.

Bathsheba has a very unique view of the world, including her take on the English language. She sees it as something quite male-dominated, something difficult for a woman to use effectively as it was crafted by men, for men. This does not stop her from speaking her mind, however.
Astonish You All
Bathsheba Everdene: From now on you have a mistress, not a master. It is my intention to astonish you all.

After inheriting her uncle's farm, Bathsheba makes things clear that she will treat her workers well. Bathsheba is no ordinary woman and her never-ending string of surprising moves proves just that.
Don't Believe Him
Gabriel Oak: You should have nothing to do with him. Don't listen to him. Don't believe him.
Bathsheba Everdene: Why?

Gabriel warns Bathsheba against trusting her other suitors. But whether his concerns are real or that of a jealous man after a woman are yet to be determined.
Rich and Handsome
Bathsheba Everdene: Mr. Boldwood, Miss Everdene, your neighbor
William Boldwood: Good hunting, Miss Everdene
...
Liddy: He's rich. He's handsome.
...
William Boldwood: Miss Everdene, I want, very much, to have you as my wife.

After Bathsheba and William meet, he does not need much time before asking her to get married. While he is rich and handsome, Bathsheba is looking for a little more in her life.
A Face as Beautiful as Yours
Frank Troy: I don't think I've ever seen a face as beautiful as yours.
...
Frank Troy: Meet me tomorrow, nobody would ever know

Sergeant Frank Troy is the charmer of Bathsheba's three suitors and knows just what to say to woo her. This instance is no exception.
Three Suitors
Frank Troy: Having seen yourself through a man's eye, it's like not being able to think.
...
William Boldwood: I want, very much, to protect you for the rest of your life.
...
Gabriel Oak: I'm not going to tell stories just to please you. Be sure of that.

Bathsheba is an exceptional woman and has no fewer than three suitors after her heart. Each have their pros and cons, making her decision to marry one of them, or none at all, quite a difficult one.

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Hot Pursuit movie quotes tell the comical story of one pint-sized cop tasked with protecting a drug cartel witness as they travel through Texas. The comedy was directed by Anne Fletcher using a screenplay by David Feeney and John Quaintance. Hot Pursuit opened in theaters on May 8, 2015.

In Hot Pursuit, the five-foot-nothing cop Officer Cooper (Reese Witherspoon) is ordered to deliver drug dealer widow Daniella (Sofia Vergara) to Dallas where she will testify on a trial against one of the top drug cartel cases they've seen in a while. Instantly, the two butt heads as their lifestyles, Cooper as a simple, somewhat clumsy police officer and Daniella as a high maintenance wife with a thick Latino accent.

Despite their differences, the two are forced to work together when they realize that everyone is out to get them, including the drug cartel members and corrupt cops. The comedy follows as they try to make it to Dallas alive without a car, while eluding police, the cartel and each other.

Hot Pursuit opens alongside other great May 2015 movies including Avengers: Age of Ultron, Far From the Madding Crowd, Welcome to Me, The Water Diviner and Adult Beginners.
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I Am Her Lover
Officer Cooper: I know you're mad but can we just talk about this reasonably?
Daniella: Honey bunny! There you are! I've been looking all over for you.
Hunter: Who is that?
Daniella: I am her lover.
Hunter: What?
Daniella: We had a little fight but I'm sure you know whose fault it was. It's like being in love with some tiny little brick wall.
Hunter: How the hell you understand her?
Daniella: I usually don't even know what she's talking about. But we use body language.
Hunter: I'm calling the cops.
Daniella: This is outrageous! This is racial profiling! I can't be a lesbian because she's so unattractive and talks like some tiny little robot? Well let me tell you something. She's my tiny little weird robot and I love her.
Officer Cooper: Wait, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Daniella: I'm trying to show him that I love you.
Officer Cooper: What are you doing?
Daniella: I'm distracting him so he won't call the cops.
Hunter: Yeah, I need to report two suspicious women on my property.
Officer Cooper: It's not working. Oh yeah, pull my hair. I like that.
Daniella: This is our favorite position. Oooh, la, la!
Hunter: They tried to seduce me with some lesbian stuff... She wanted me like in a big way, like, she had a breast boner. I'm not sure if you've ever seen that. But I'm a Christian so I didn't, I wasn't interested in that.

Upon encountering a hunter, Daniella tries to pretend that she and Officer Cooper are lovers. Despite their efforts, the hunter still ends up firing his rifle... at himself.
Height and Age
Female News Reporter: Officer Cooper stands at four feet, 11 inches.
Officer Cooper: Oh, come on!
Female News Reporter: The other suspect, a 45-year-old Latino woman.
Daniella: 45?! My madre!
...
Male News Reporter: Officer Cooper is four feet, nine inches.
Officer Cooper: I am five-foot, two.
Male News Reporter: Traveling with a 50-year-old suspect.

The more the news reports continue the shorter Officer Cooper gets and the older Daniella becomes, at least on television. Neither are amused.
Penis!
Officer Cooper: Randy?
Randy: Whoa, hey!
Officer Cooper: Penis! Oh my god! Penis!
Randy: I'm going to get...

Officer Cooper walks in on Randy is nothing more than his birthday suit. While it's mighty nice to look at, Cooper is a bit shocked by what she sees.
Everything's Going to Be Fine
Officer Cooper: You're in danger, ma'am, but everything's going to be fine.
Daniella: What about my husband?
Officer Cooper: Everything but your husband's going to be fine.
Daniella: Ahhhhhh!

Officer Cooper tries to calm Daniella down as they drive. She's not very good at it, however.
Some Lady Business
Officer Cooper: We have to get out of this car right now or they're going to kill us both. Follow me... Mrs. Riva is having some problems with some lady business.
Cop: Can't she just hold it?
Daniella: No, you see, once a month sheds its lining.
Officer Cooper: It sheds!
Daniella: So that the eggs descend into the...
Hauser: Oh my god!

In a pinch, Officer Cooper and Daniella resort to talking about menstruation to get away from two men there to kill them. Amazingly, it seems to work.
You Are Teeny Tiny
Officer Cooper: Mrs. Riva, I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. You must have not seen me.
Daniella: Oh, I saw you. [in Spanish] I was trying to hit your flat ass.
Officer Cooper: Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer.
Daniella: Oh please! Look at you! You are teeny tiny! You look like a little dog that I can put in my purse.
Officer Cooper: I can assure you, ma'am, that I meet the minimum height requirement of an adult female my weight.

Officer Riva arrives to pick up Daniella to begin their trip across Texas for her testimony. Instantly, it's clear that Daniella is not impressed with the officer assigned to her protection detail.
Escort Our Witness to Dallas
Captain Emmett: What I'm about to say can't leave this room. Do you know who Vicente Cortez is?
Officer Cooper: Yes, he is the top lieutenant in the cartel. He is known as the Bank of Bogota, the Tender Tender, the Lender Lender, the Money Launderer, El Chapo, the Pork Chop...
Captain Emmett: Okay, okay... Tomorrow morning, you will escort our witness to Dallas so she can testify against Cortez... But Cortez has killed every witness we've had.

Officer Cooper is given her latest assignment, which also explains the plot of the film. She is tasked with escorting a witness across Texas to testify against a big player in the drug cartel.
That's No Underwear
Daniella: What is that white thing?
Officer Cooper: Oh, that's my underwear.
Daniella: That's no underwear. That's a diaper!
Officer Cooper: I like a lot of coverage.

When they're looking for clothes, it's clear that Officer Cooper and Daniella's lifestyles, including choice of undergarments, are very different. What is good coverage to Cooper is a diaper to Daniella.
Can You Help Us With That?
Randy: I know who you are. You all are wanted.
Officer Cooper: I am a police officer. Mrs. Riva, she's a federal witness in my protective custody. Everybody in this state is looking for her, dirty cops and the cartel. We need a couple hours to lie low. Now, can you help us with that?
Randy: I kind of like your smile.

Officer Cooper finds old suspect Randy and asks for his help to hide she and Daniella. Randy is willing to do it, but might be asking a price that Cooper is not willing to pay.
Baking Powder
Officer Cooper: You don't have to like me but I'm your best chance at surviving.
...
Officer Cooper: What the heck is that?
Daniella: Philippe must have put baking powder in the car.
Officer Cooper: How much baking powder?
Daniella: I don't know, maybe like 42 kilos.
Truck Driver: Hey, are y'all okay? I took that turn way too fast. What the heck is tis white stuff?
Officer Cooper and Daniella: [together] Baking powder
Officer Cooper: We're bakers, muffins, toast, cakes.
Truck Driver: I should call the police.
Officer Cooper: No, I am the mother f'in police. Don't you see? There's no major damage here. You're free to go.
Truck Driver: But I destroyed your car.
Officer Cooper: I said you're free to go! Except, I need you to drop us off at the nearest establishment where we can buy some clothing at a reasonable price but more importantly at a reasonable price. I said that before, didn't I? This accident's just got me all jacked up.

When their car is totaled and white powder flies in the air, Officer Cooper tries her best to talk their way out of it with the other driver. Considering she's acting a little off and talking very fast, perhaps it's not baking powder after all.

Maggie movie quotes tell the story of one father who goes to extreme lengths to protect his daughter after she's infected with a zombie-like disease. The horror thriller was written by John Scott 3 and directed by Henry Hobson. After premiering at the 2015 Tribeca Film Festival, Maggie opened in theaters on May 8, 2015.

In Maggie, Wade (Arnold Schwarzenegger) lives with his wife Carolina (Joely Richardson) and teenage daughter from a previous relationship Maggie (Abigail Breslin). Maggie becomes infected with a highly contagious disease going around the midwest which turns victims into cannibalistic zombies after some time. To combat the outbreak, authorities have instituted a mandatory quarantine requiring all those who have been infected to be removed from their homes and placed into confinement as to not infect others.

But Wade, who vowed to Maggie's mother that he would always protect her, cannot bring himself to place Maggie in quarantine, despite knowing the risks to himself and Caroline. So when Maggie, who is aware of her dangerous condition, flees, Wade is caught between trying to find her to bring her home and keeping himself and Caroline safe from her inevitable danger.

Maggie brings a fresh side of Arnold Schwarzenegger's acting abilities in this somber tale after years as an action star, among other professions. The film joins other movies already in theaters such as Hot Pursuit, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Far From the Madding Crowd, Welcome to Me, and The Water Diviner.
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She Has to Go In
Caroline: Wade, please, just call them. It's time now. She has to go in.
Wade: What if it was Molly or Bobby?
Caroline: After everything that we've been through, you still think it's about that? I've loved her like she was my own but she's not her anymore. Wade, please!

Wade's wife Caroline tries to convince him that his daughter, Maggie, is too sick to be at home with him. Wade refuses to see his daughter as someone or something harmful, despite knowing that her illness suggests otherwise.
I'll Be Fine
Caroline: Let me see.
Maggie: Not too close.
Caroline: I'll be fine.
Maggie: Do you smell that?
Caroline: No
Maggie: Are you sure? It smells like food.
Caroline: It's probably your father cooking up something he shouldn't have. I'll get the drops.

Maggie is aware that her illness makes her dangerous and highly contagious. Caroline takes the risk of looking at Maggie's spreading rash, also knowing how dangerous it is.
Need You to Follow the Rules Here
Doctor: Mr. Bowman, I wouldn't normally release someone with this type of infection. I need you to follow the rules here. Quarantine is eight weeks in. She's probably going to show more signs of aggression band hunger. When that happens, say your goodbyes and get her straight into quarantine.

The doctor advises against Wade's desires to remove Maggie, who is infected with a zombie-like disease, from the hospital. Wade is taking Maggie home regardless so the doctor warns him what will happen and how best to deal with it.
That's My Girl
Wade: Maggie, what happened? Maggie! Stop it! Stop it! Don't do this, not yet. Maggie, snap out of it. Come on.
Maggie: Daddy? Daddy!
Wade: That's my girl.

Wade finds Maggie in a home after she ran away due to her disease. Wade tries his best to snap her out of her disease-induced fit of rage and eventually does, or so it seems.
You Shouldn't Have Brought Me Back
Maggie: You spent two weeks out there looking for me?
Wade: Yeah, I made a promise to your mother to ever protect you.
Maggie: Yeah, but what about you guys? What if I hurt you?
Wade: Don't worry. Caroline and David know the precautions.
Maggie: You shouldn't have brought me back.

Maggie and father Wade conflict on how they feel she should be treated during her illness. She feels she should be away from the family, to protect the family, but Wade does not want her away from him. Surely this cannot end well, right?
Quarantine Rules
Holt: Quarantine rules apply to everybody, Wade.

After hearing that Wade is keeping his infected daughter, Maggie, at home, Holt comes to arrest him. Maggie should be in quarantine, under the rules, and Holt is holding Wade responsible for failing to do that.
My Turn to Protect You
Maggie: Dad, you've protected me all your life. Now it's my turn to protect you. There is life with you, not with me. Don't come looking for me. I'm safe. I'm fine.

Maggie issues some strict instructions for her father, who has always been her protector. She's sick, has left home and does not want him to come looking for her for his own safety.

Mad Max: Fury Road movie quotes follow the action as the post-apocalyptic Mad Max film series continues in a fourth installment. The action-adventure movie was directed by George Miller using a screenplay he co-wrote with Brendan McCarthy and Nico Lathouris. Mad Max: Fury Road opened in theaters on May 15, 2015.

In Mad Max: Fury Road, the title character of Max Rockatansky (Tom Hardy) finds himself in a post-apocalyptic desert area where resources are quickly dwindling and chaos is setting in. Max is captured by Immortan Joe (Hugh Keays-Byrne), who rules the land, including keeping a harem of women against their will with the purpose of reproduction.

But to his benefit, Max meets Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron), a woman who needs him as much as he needs her. See Max knows how to cross the desert safely, something Imperator Furiosa desperately needs in order to free the captive women (including Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Riley Keough), while she is his only hope for freedom. So the two join together to escape the desert, but that's easier said than done with Immortan Joe's squad after them in a land with no resources but many, quite insane, residents.

Mad Max: Fury Road brings some excitement to theaters which are already showing other great films such as Hot Pursuit, Maggie, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Far From the Madding Crowd, and Welcome to Me.
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Everybody Has Gone Out of Their Mind
Max Rockatansky: Everybody has gone out their mind. You're not the only one Max.

In speaking to himself, Max reminds himself that it's totally okay that he's gone nuts because everyone else is nuts too. Oddly, this makes for quite the good movie plot.
My World is Fire and Blood
Max Rockatansky: My name is Max. My world is fire and blood.

Quite succinctly, Max sums up what's happening in their world. It's not pleasant, full of fire, blood and nearly assured destruction. Fun times!
We Are Not Things
Miss Giddy: We are not things. We are not things!
Immortan Joe: Where is she taking them? I want them back! They're my property!

Miss Giddy pleads with Immortan Joe for some shred of dignity. He treats his women like property, keeping them for their reproductive purposes, something the ladies are quite tired of.
By My Hand
Immortan Joe: It is by my hand that you will rise from the ashes of this world.

Immortan Joe, simply put, runs the land but don't let these seemingly inspiring words fool you, he's totally up to no good. This surely complicates things for Max and the others.
A Single Instinct, Survive
Max Rockatansky: In this wasteland, I am the one who runs from both the living and the dead. A man reduced to a single instinct, survive. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy, me or everyone else.

Max gives a brief overview of his personal hell in the film. He's living in a post-apocalyptic world where everyone is crazy, himself included, and just trying their best to survive.
Let's Go!
Imperator Furiosa: Wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run. Let's go!

Max and Imperator Furiosa each have what the other needs and must work together to survive. Max knows how to cross the desert while Imperator Furiosa can give Max the freedom he desperately desires.
What a Lovely Day
Nux: Oh what a day, what a lovely day!

As Nux exuberantly demonstrates, everyone is plain old nuts. What is clearly chaos and disorder is seen as quite the lovely day to Nux.

Pitch Perfect 2 movie quotes bring the musical comedy series back to theaters for a second show. Written by Kay Cannon and directed by Elizabeth Banks, the film builds upon the success of the 2012 Pitch Perfect movie. Pitch Perfect 2 brings the music to theaters in the United States on May 15, 2015.

In Pitch Perfect 2, the Bella a cappella group, including Beca (Anna Kendrick), Chloe (Brittany Snow), Cynthia-Rose (Ester Dean), Stacie (Alexis Knapp) and Fat Amy (Rebel Wilson), receives the honor to perform for the President of the United States at the Lincoln Center. All is going well, up until Fat Amy has an untimely wardrobe malfunction, in turn giving the President more of a show than he bargained for.

Due to their gaffe, the Bellas are suspended but Beca has an idea for redemption. She proclaims that they will win the World Championship of A Capella, a competition an American team has never won, in return for their reinstatement. This is quite the tough task, especially with tough competition, like the German Das Sound Machine team, but the ladies are up to the task. Of course, they do all of this hilariously as much as harmoniously, setting them up for quite the adventure.

Pitch Perfect 2 is just one of several great May 2015 movies including Mad Max: Fury Road, Hot Pursuit, Maggie, Avengers: Age of Ultron, and Far From the Madding Crowd.
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Going to Remember You Weirdos
Beca Mitchell: When I look back on this, I won't remember performing and competing. I'm going to remember you weirdos.
Cynthia-Rose Adams: Me too
Stacie Conrad: Me too
Fat Amy: Me too

Knowing that their days together are numbered, the girls reflect on what they'll take with them once this is all over. All agree, it won't be the performing, it will be each other.
World Championships of A Capella
Gail Abernathy-McKadden: The Bellas are suspended. You're being replace by the European champions.
Beca Mitchell: If we win the World Championships, will you reinstate us?
John Smith: If you win it?
Gail Abernathy-McKadden: The World Championships of A Capella, where every four years the best from around the globe compete for world domination. No American team has ever won.
John Smith: That's because they hate us. The whole world, the whole world hates us!

The Bellas get some horrible news. Due to their mishap at the Kennedy Center in front of the President, they've been suspended. Beca offers an idea to reverse the ban, not that anyone but her thinks it's even remotely possible.
World War II
Male Das Sound Machine Leader Member: Please just retire.
Beca Mitchell: Did your accents get thicker? Is that like an intimidation thing cause World War II!

When intimidated, Beca hands the verbal jabs right back to the members of Das Sound Machine. Her insult, however, go pretty far.
A Heated Mess
Male Das Sound Machine Leader Member: Your team is like a heated mess so what once was a little messy is now ever messier.

In the best way he knows how, which, frankly is not very good, the make Das Sound Machine Leader explains that the Bellas are, for lack of a better explanation, a hot mess. At least it sounds like that's what he meant.
Whatever It Takes
Chloe Beale: I will do whoever it takes in order for us to get back to the top.
Fat Amy: You mean whatever it takes.
Chloe Beale: Yeah, I'll do that too.

Chloe is determined to do what is needed to bring the Bellas back to good graces. Morals be damned, she's going to great lengths to accomplish this task.
Ham in That Man Sandwich
Fat Amy: I could be the ham in that man sandwich!

Fat Amy sees something she likes, in this case, NFL player Clay Matthews, and does not hesitate to let everyone know. If there is a man sandwich, Amy volunteers to be the ham inside of it.
I'm the Hot One
Cynthia-Rose Adams: How are we going to compete with them?
Chloe Beale: I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.
Fat Amy: Um, I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.

The Bellas know that their competition is stiff and brainstorm ideas on how to beat the other teams. Chloe, however, sits the mentally strenuous stuff out, citing her beauty.
Going to Be Some Haters
Fat Amy: Guys, there's going to be some haters out there. They're going to look at us, Team USA, and be like, 'why is the most talented one Australian?'

Amy gives the girls a pep talk before they take the stage. She means well, but perhaps her inflated ego comes off misunderstood.
Don't Speak Loser
Beca Mitchell: We're going to kick your ass.
Female Das Sound Machine Leader: I'm sorry, I don't speak loser. What did you say?
Male Das Sound Machine Leader: She actually speaks eight languages but loser is not one of them.

The Bellas trade jabs with the Das Sound Machine leaders. Unfortunately, the competitors don't seem to be picking up what Beca is laying down.
A Gift From Down Under
Gail Abernathy-McKadden: We are coming to you live from the nation's capital where the Barden University girls are performing for the President of the United States on his birthday.
John Smith: Oh no! She has no underwear on! We have a commando situation! She is turning! Brace yourselves!
Gail Abernathy-McKadden: She's coming! She's coming!
...
Television Host: The Australian singer gave the President a birthday gift from down under...

The Bellas get the opportunity to perform for the President at the Lincoln Center. All is going well, at least until Fat Amy's lady parts come out for a show of their own.

Playing It Cool movie quotes follow what happens when one writer, who does not believe in love, experiences it for the first time. The romantic comedy was written by Chris Shafer and Paul Vicknair and directed by Justin Reardon. Also known as A Many Splintered Thing, Playing It Cool opened in theaters on May 8, 2015.

In Playing It Cool, the narrator (Chris Evans) yearns to write action but his publisher, Bryan (Anthony Mackie), is pushing him towards romantic comedy to build up his reputation as a scribe. This is quite difficult for the narrator, who has specific negative views on love including feeling as though he could never experience love himself.

But when the narrator meets Her (Michelle Monaghan), he begins to fall in love for the first time in his life. There's only one problem. She is engaged to another man. Despite the wisecracks from his friends (including Topher Grace, Martin Starr, Luke Wilson and Aubrey Plaza), the narrator takes the advice of his granddad (Philip Baker Hall) and tells Her how he really feels.

Playing It Cool brings a new twist on romantic comedies to theaters which are already showing other movies such as Mad Max: Fury Road, Pitch Perfect 2 Hot Pursuit, Maggie, Avengers: Age of Ultron, and Far From the Madding Crowd.
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Love is Like a 401K
Granddad: Love is like your 401k, it matches your investment. You love a little, you're loved a little.

The narrator's grandfather offers him a great analogy about successful relationships. They require putting in a little work, but offer great returns on your investment.
Malaysian Women!
Narrator: You know I'm dying to write action.
Bryan: So do the rom-com and I will get you the action. It's six weeks in Malaysia! Malaysian women!

While the narrator wants nothing more than to write action, his publisher, Bryan, urges him to get his foot in the door with a romantic comedy. The rom-com does come with its perks, specifically Malaysian women.
Love is a Downer
Narrator: I just want to write something that shows love how it really is. You know, not funny, not romantic.
Scott: That kind of sounds like a downer.
Narrator: Love is a downer, which is why someone says, 'I love you,' my response has been, 'I just don't see myself ever feeling the same way about you.' But then I met this girl.

The narrator explains to his friends his feelings about love, more specifically that he doesn't believe it exists. He doesn't want to write a gushy romantic comedy as that's not reality. Truth or fiction, reality is sometimes a downer.
Rom-Coms Aren't True
Bryan: Rom-coms are supposed to be funny, remember? Check it out. Boy meets girl. S*** happens. Boy, girl do it, happily ever after.
Narrator: That's not the way the world works, Bryan.
...
Bryan: Rom-coms aren't true. They're what we wish were true.

Bryan, the narrator's publisher, explains in a very basic way the formula for romantic comedies. While the narrator remarks that this is not how the world really works, Bryan reminds him that being fiction is the whole point.
I Love You
Narrator: I don't want you to marry this guy!
Her: Are you out of your mind?
...
Narrator: I love you. There's no one else I've loved.

The narrator gets the courage to tell Her how he really feels. In doing so, he throws her engagement ring into the ocean, which might not have been the best move.
Love is Confusing
Narrator: Love is confusing and it's terrifying and 99 times out of 100 it doesn't work but if we have even the slightest chance of being that one time, I'm willing to regret you for the rest of my life.

The narrator explains, in his own special way, that he loves Her. While he knows love is really difficult to find, for once, he's willing to take his chances.
Men and Women Can't Be Friends
Narrator: I think we should just be friends. That's allowed, right?
...
Mallory: Men and women can't be friends. You have squibs and squarrels.

The narrator speaks about being just friends with Her, considering she has a boyfriend. But if men and women can truly have platonic relationships or not is still up for debate.
Want to Do a Social Experiment
Her: Do you want to do a social experiment?
...
Her: Nice ass!
Narrator: You know what this suit's made out of? Boyfriend material!
...
Narrator: Oh, god, do this guy.
Her: Ah, no, he's my boyfriend.
...
Scott: Oh, you don't look too good. Did you have the crab? I had the crab.

When the narrator meets Her at a cocktail party, the two hit it off and begin a social experiment. All is going well for him, up until she reveals that she's seeing someone.
You're Falling for Her!
Mallory: Oh my god, you're falling for her!

Mallory points out to the narrator that he is falling for Her, whether he likes it or not. This surprises Mallory, who has always seen the narrator as someone immune to true feelings of love.
Sex is the Answer to Everything
Mallory: I'm sorry, do men think that sex is the answer to everything?
Narrator, Lyle, Scott and Samson: [together] Yeah

A key difference in the minds of men and women are highlighted when Mallory asks the group of guys one simple question. According to them, yes, men do think sex is the answer to everything.

I'll See You In My Dreams movie quotes follows one older woman's struggles with starting life anew after losing most everything she hold dear. The comedy-drama was directed by Brett Haley using a screenplay he co-wrote with Marc Basch. After premiering at the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, I'll See You In My Dreams opened in theaters on May 15, 2015.

In I'll See You In My Dreams, Carol (Blythe Danner) is a widowed 70-something who, after the recent loss of her dog, has lost interest in most things that formerly made her happy. She still attends her regular bridge game with friends (including June Squibb, Rhea Perlman and Mary Kay Place) and those friends inspire her to get out of her funk.

Though her mission starts off with a stumble at a speed dating event, she eventually makes a new friend in the much younger pool boy Lloyd (Martin Starr), reconnects with her daughter Katherine (Malin Akerman) and even finds a new romance in Bill (Sam Elliott). Just when she felt like her life was over and she was just waiting for death, Carol realizes that she has a lot move living yet to do.

I'll See You In My Dreams opens alongside other great May 2015 films such as Mad Max: Fury Road, Pitch Perfect 2, Playing It Cool, Hot Pursuit and Avengers: Age of Ultron.
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Just Right the Way You Are
Bill: You don't need all them. Just right the way you are.

While shopping for vitamins, Carol receives a pleasant compliment from a stranger. She enjoys the moment of feeling beautiful and smiles for the first time in way too long.
Second Husband Talk
Sally: Guys ask about you all the time, Carol.
Carol: Don't start with the second husband talk. You couldn't pay me.
Sally: But they do pay you... when they die.

Knowing she's not dealing well with being alone after the death of her dog, Carol's friends urge her to date again. As Sally points out, sometimes doing so comes with financial benefits.
I Want to Have Lunch With You
Bill: I want to have lunch with you. What's your name?
Carol: Yes
Bill: Your name is yes?
Carol: Carol
Bill: I'm Bill.

The man from the drug store, Bill, asks Carol out for lunch. Her answer is 'yes' though she's a bit thrown off by the question.
Any of That Medical Marijuana?
Rona: Is there something you'd like to share with the group.
Carol: I don't know what I'm doing.... Hey, actually, do you still have any of that medical marijuana?
...
Sally: It's gotta warm up.
Georgina: I know what I'm doing. All right, all right, let's get this going!
...
Supermarket Cashier: You guys having a party.
Georgina: No

Carol, in a strange move, asks Sally for medical marijuana. The resulting munchie run that the four old ladies make is hilarious, to say the least.
People That Retire With All Their Money
Bill: People that retire with all their money, they don't know what to do with themselves. I didn't want to end up like that. I don't like being alone.

Bill shares his philosophy on life with Carol. He sees no value in saving money and would rather live a full life, regardless of cost, while he is still around.
Everybody Gets It
Carol: People can spend their whole lives trying to find that feeling but at the end, everybody gets it.

Reflecting on the meaning of life, Carol explains that people spend so long trying to figure out what will satisfy them. In the end, however, when you least expect it, something clicks.
Growing Old
Carol: Growing old was the furthest thing from my mind.
Katherine: You've had a great life, mom. You had a great husband, a career in music.
Carol: It's all in the past tense. You're the best of what I have, you and daddy.

Looking back on her life, Carol did not anticipate how hard it would be to grow old. While she did have a great life, as daughter Katherine points out, it is all in the past now.
A Good Drinking Buddy
Lloyd: Excuse me? You seemed, um...
Carol: You thought I was dead.
...
Lloyd: You are a good drinking buddy.

When she's awoken by her pool boy, Lloyd, Carol invites the young man to enjoy a glass of wine with her. In that instant, a new friendship is born.
I Don't Have Herpes
First Speed Dating Match: Is this your first time?
Carol: Yeah
First Speed Dating Match: Same. What are your interests?
Carol: Oh, you know...
Second Speed Dating Match: I'm going to cut to the chase here if that's all okay. Sex is still very important to me. I mean, I don't have herpes but it's okay with me if you do.
...
Sally: So that wasn't so bad!
Carol: I live a long, healthy life for that? What the hell was I doing in there?
Sally: Oh, lighten up!

Carol is dragged to a speed dating event with her friends. Despite not being too interested in going to begin with, what she encounters there only makes an uncomfortable situation worse.

The Most Memorable Catch Phrases from Action Movies

Everyone knows that the best part of an action movie is the one-liner. You know, the famous catch phrase that the hero utters before or after his big scene? That is unless you’re Arnold Schwarzenegger, then you get about ten memorable quotes per film. As any action adventure movie fan knows, not all one liners are created equal. For every “say hello to my little friend” you’ve got an eye rolling “stick around.” That’s why we’ve put together this list of famous catch phrases from action films, so you can vote on which is the best, and which bad one liner needs to get off our plane.

The one thing that every action movie worth it’s salt has to have is an acerbic one-liner (and action we suppose). If you have to sit through a 90 minute feature film full of exploding helicopters and you don’t get to hear your oiled up hero say something like, “thar she blows,” or, “he should’ve took the train” then you’ve wasted an hour and a half. You’ll immediately recognize the famous movie quotes on this list, because even if you haven’t seen the film that the catch phrase is from, you’ve probably heard it repeated by your little brother or your very cool friends who just like to bro out and watch dudes blow stuff up.

Vote for which famous movie one liner deserves to sit atop catch phrase mountain, and which bad one liner we should do our best to forget. We’ve all got our favorites, so what’s yours?

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"I'll be back."

“Yippee ki yay, motherf***er!”

“Do you feel lucky, punk?”

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

"That's not a knife, that's a knife."

"Pain don't hurt."

“Go ahead, make my day.”

"I ain't got time to bleed."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Hasta la vista, baby."

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