The Best Rick and Morty Quotes From The Series So Far

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Easily one of the best new shows on TV, Adult Swim's Rick and Morty is chalk full of amazing quotes that are both hilarious and thought provoking. Created by Justin Roiland and Community's Dan Harmon, Rick and Morty is fresh, visually stimulating, and downright hilarious. This list showcases some of Rick and Morty's best one liners so far, although many are spoken by Rick since he steals the show almost every episode. In a time where Adult Swim is straying away from animated content and producing more and more live action content, R&M is a very good sign that the network hasn't completely abandoned hope for cartoons. Vote for the best Rick and Morty quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
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Poptarts
Morty: "I mean, why would a poptart want to live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?"
Rick: "You're missing the point Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No."
Rick's View on Love

Rick: "Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science"

Your Whole Life Ahead of You
Rick: "You're young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable."
Just Killed My Family
Morty: “I just killed my family! I don’t care who they were!”
Rick: “I dunno, some people would pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.”
Hitler Cured Cancer
Rick: "What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it."
Hot Girls
Beth: "He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's."
Shotgun Penis
Jerry: “I wish that shotgun was my penis.”
Beth: “If it was, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.”

Monument to Compromise
Rick: "Those guys are inside you building a piece of shit Ethan!! They're inside you building a monument to compromise!! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Fuck this whole thing Ethan."
Crononberg'd Up the Whole Place
Rick: "Wow I really crononberg'd up the whole place huh Morty, just a bunch a cronenbergs walkin around"
Glip Glops
Rick: "It's like the N word and the C word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews."

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Movie Quotes

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 movie quotes bring the action comedy series back to theaters for a second installment. Written by Kevin James and Nick Bakay, the film was directed by Andy Fickman. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 opened in theaters on April 17, 2015.

In Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, mall security guard Paul Blart (Kevin James) goes on a well-earned vacation to Las Vegas along with his daughter, Maya (Raini Rodriguez), before she sets off to college. But Paul has a tough time relaxing instead of working, something that comes in handy when his hotel is taken over by bad guy Vincent (Neal McDonough).

Paul Blart springs into action, not that anyone asked him to, and gathers a crew of hotel security guards (including Nicholas Turturro, Loni Love, Gary Valentine, Shelly Desai and Bob Clendenin) to help take down Vincent and protect the city of Las Vegas. If that sounds pretty silly, perhaps that's the point of this comedy sequel.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 joins theaters already packed with great films including Ex Machina, The Longest Ride, Furious 7, Cut Bank and Get Hard.
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Are You Going to Want Turndown Service?
Hotel Maid: Oh, sweet mercy!
Paul Blart: I am so sorry, ma'am!
Hotel Maid: No, it's my fault. Are you going to want turndown service?

Mistaking her for someone else, Paul Blart accidentally punches his elderly hotel maid. She takes it in stride, apologizing and even asking if he wants turndown service.
Monkey-Hoppin' It
Muhrtelle: I heard you're pretty good on one of those things.
Paul Blart: I've been known to dabble... Monkey-hoppin' it! ... Oh! Missed it! ... Still got it.

Paul Blart is reunited with his old friend, the Segway. He takes the opportunity to show off, that is until he's hit by a car.
Finally Working the Big Leagues
Paul Blart: Las Vegas! Take it in, cupcake. I'm finally working the big leagues.
Maya: I'm so proud of you.

Paul is excited to be in Las Vegas for a vacation with his daughter, Maya. Despite this supposed to be a trip for pleasure, Paul can't help but think he has finally made it.
What's With the Cape?
Saul Gundermutt: We need a leader right now who can step up and inspire us.
Paul Blart: I understand.
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Vincent: It must be getting pretty lonely. Are you scared?
Paul Blart: Allow me to introduce you to a few of my associates.
Vincent: Oh wow, you've got your own superhero. What's with the cape?
Paul Blart: Why are you wearing a cape, Kahn?
Khan Mubi: I came straight from a haircut.

Vincent tries to intimidate Paul and his crew of security officers, including by pointing out that Kahn is wearing a cape. In Vincent's defense, it is a good question.
If Being a Security Officer Was Easy...
Paul Blart: If being a security officer was easy, anybody could do it. It takes a certain breed. Someone who has Spidey senses. We are trained to detect, deter, observe and report. But there's one man who goes above and beyond. And I am that man!

Paul explains how being a security guard is serious business. He may be a little awkward, but Paul Blart seems to think he has what it takes to be among the security elite.
Jay Walked in a Business District
Female Sheriff: You know what you just did? Jay walked in a business district, sir.
Paul Blart: Actually, it's officer... You're still giving me a ticket?
Female Sheriff: Going to give you my phone number, in case you want to grab a drink sometime.
Paul Blart: I don't drink, but I do ride.

When Paul sees a female sheriff on a horse, he takes the opportunity to meet her. His attempting at wooing her takes a turn, however, when he's kicked by her horse.
Here's a Map of the Property
Hotel Clerk: Mr. Blart, here's a map of the property.
Paul Blart: Don't need it. It's already been scanned. Locked and loaded.
Hotel Clerk: Sir
Paul Blart: Yeah?
Hotel Clerk: That way.
Paul Blart: Had that upside down when I scanned it. That's why. It's on you.

When checking into his Las Vegas hotel, Paul Blart declares that he does not need the complimentary property map. His actions of heading in the opposite direction of the way he should go proves otherwise.
The Best Security in the World
Vincent: They say Las Vegas has the best security in the world. Well, we're about to find out. Let's go!
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Paul Blart: Someone's taken down the hotel. Let the games begin!
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Divina Martinez: Your uniform, as requested, Officer Blart.
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Eduardo Furtillo: We don't need any backup, Blart.
Paul Blart: Neither do it!

When his hotel comes under attack, Paul Blart springs into action. It doesn't matter that he wasn't asked to assist, he's got his uniform and is ready to help.

The Most Memorable Last Words of Game of Thrones Characters

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SO MANY SPOILERS AHEAD. PLEASE BE CAREFUL.

If you're a Game of Thrones fan, you know that it's not wise to become too attached to your favorite characters. Over the course of the hit HBO show based on George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire book series of books, Game of Thrones has proven time and time again that major characters can shockingly be dispatched without much warning. Fortunately, the many Game of Thrones deaths lead to some excellent, and occasionally poignant, Game of Thrones quotes, as GoT characters utter their last words.

Before a character shuffles off this mortal coil (or do they?!?!?), sometimes he or she says something profound, silly, inspiring, desperate, or tragic. Do you remember what Joffrey's last words were before he choked on poison? What about Robb Stark's last utterance? Or how about Tywin Lannister's last words to his son, Tyrion, who he accused of murdering Joffrey?

Scroll through some of the most memorable deaths in Game of Thrones history and reread the characters' final words. Which parting phrases do you think are the most memorable, telling, and worthy of being last words? Vote up the most memorable and infamous last words said by the many fallen heroes and villains of the Seven Kingdoms.
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King Robert Baratheon Gets Boar-ed with Life
"My memory... hehe. King Robert Baratheon... murdered by a pig. Give me something for the pain, and let me die."

King Robert Baratheon is mortally wounded by a boar while hunting and entrusts his kingdom to the regency of his friend, and Hand of the King, Ned Stark.
Syrio Forel Has Something to Say to the God of Death
"What do we say to the god of death?"

After fighting off four Lannister guardsman to protect Arya Stark, Syrio Forel refuses to flee with her and hearkens back to a previous lesson. Arya responds, "Not today" and makes her escape, leaving Syrio to duke it out with the guards. Were these really his last words? So far! But only time will tell if Syrio is really dead.
Khal Drogo Is Smothered with Affection
"My horse... blood of my blood... no, I must ride."

Khal Drogo is deathly ill from an infected wound and has fallen from his horse, which, among the Dothraki, means that he is no longer fit to be Khal. Daenerys tries blood magic to save him, but when Khal Drogo returns in a catatonic state, she smothers him with a pillow.
Yoren Has Always Hated Crossbows
"I've always hated crossbows. Take too long to load!" 

Yoren doesn't take well to being shot by a Lannister crossbow for refusing to drop his own weapons and takes matters into his own hands, before meeting his death.
Talisa Stark Is the First Red Wedding Victim
"Eddard. Don't you want to teach little Ned Stark how to ride horses?"

The Red Wedding. Those words chill the blood of any Game of Thrones fan. One of the most shocking sequences ever aired on television was really bad news for the Starks. Before the pregnant Queen Talisa was stabbed repeatedly in her stomach, she uttered some of the most tragic last words of the entire series.
Ned Stark Loses His Head
"I am Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Hand of the King. I come before you to confess my treason in the sights of gods and men. I betrayed the faith of my king and the trust of my friend, Robert. I swore to protect and defend his children, but before his blood was cold, I plotted to murder his son and seize the throne for myself. Let the High Septon and Baelor the Blessed bear witness to what I say: Joffrey Baratheon is the one true heir to the Iron Throne, by the grace of all the gods, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm."

Ned Stark falsely confesses to treason to protect his daughters, but Joffrey orders his decapitation anyway.
Ygritte Still Thinks Jon Snow Knows Nothing of Love
"You know nothing, Jon Snow."

After being mortally wounded during the fight for Castle Black, Ygritte lies dying in the arms of her former lover Jon Snow. Jon tries to assure her that they will be alright and will return to the cave where they made love. But as Ygritte reminds him, he knows nothing.
Oberyn Martell Should Have Quit While He Was Ahead
"Wait, are you dying? No, no, no, you can't die yet. You haven't confessed. Say it. Say her name. Elia Martell. You raped her; you killed her children. Elia Martell. Who gave you the order? Who gave you the order? Say her name! You raped her, you murdered her, you killed her children! Say it! Say her name!"

Oberyn Martell fights Ser Gregor Clegane in Tyrion's trial by combat to gain revenge for Clegane murdering Oberyn's sister and her children. When Oberyn gets the better of the giant, he channels his inner Destiny's Child and shouts what end up being his last words.  Unfortunately, in the time it takes for Oberyn to spew out this speech, Clegane knocks Oberyn to the ground and crushes his skull with his hands.
Catelyn Stark Makes a Desperate Last Move
"On my honor as a Tully, on my honor as a Stark, let him go or I will cut your wife's throat!"

Amid the carnage of the Red Wedding, Lady Stark made a desperate move to save the life of her son, Robb, by holding Lord Walder Frey's young wife, Joyeuse, at knifepoint. Catelyn Stark screamed her threat, but unfortunately Lord Walder Frey was all "do whatever, I'll just get a different wife."
Viserys Targaryen Goes for the Gold
"Dany, Dany, tell them, make them, make them. You can't, please. Dany, please!"

Viserys Targaryen begs Daenerys to call off Khal Drogo's guards, but Khal Drogo crowns Viserys with molten gold. 

Child 44 Movie Quotes

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Child 44 movie quotes tell the story of one man who investigates the serial murders of 44 children in spite of resistance from the Soviet Government. The mystery thriller was adapted from Tom Rob Smith's novel of the same name by Richard Price. Directed by Daniel Espinosa, Child 44 opened in theaters on April 17, 2015.

In Child 44, secret police agent Leo Demidov (Tom Hardy) and his wife, Raisa (Noomi Rapace), find themselves exiled from Moscow in 1953 after Leo refuses to declare Raisa as a traitor. So when the son of friend Alexei (Fares Fares) is murdered and the government, led by Vasili Nikitin (Joel Kinnaman), declares it an accident as murder does not happen in their land, Leo sees little to lose by jumping in to investigate it.

Leo, along with the help of General Timur Nesterov (Gary Oldman), begins to investigate the killing and discovers that a serial killer has killed a total of 44 children. He strives to find the killer so he will not kill any more, but faces intimidation from the government, who tries to cover it up. This presents a very tricky and dangerous situation for all involved.

Child 44 joins theaters which are already showing a number of great films including Ex Machina, The Longest Ride, Furious 7, Cut Bank and Get Hard.
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Remember When We First Met
Leo Demidov: Remember when we first met, you thought that I was rude.
Raisa Demidova: You were staring at me.
Leo Demidov: I was mesmerized by your beauty. There will always only be you.

Leo and Raisa chat over dinner about when they first met. That was long ago, well before they got married and had to deal with Raisa being accused of being a traitor.
This Animal, He Will Not Stop Killing
Leo Demidov: I need your help.
General Timur Nesterov: Why are these children so important?
Leo Demidov: This animal, he will not stop killing.

Leo enlists the help of General Timur Nesterov to find the serial killer responsible for killing 44 children. Though Timur doesn't seem to understand why Leo is so adamant about this investigation, he seems like he's willing to help.
My Friend's Son Was Murdered Too
General Timur Nesterov: All children, ages 9-14, 43 in all.
Leo Demidov: 44, my friend's son was murdered too.

Leo reveals the very personal reason why he took such an interest in this case. The child of a friend of his was one of the murdered children and for that, he wants to bring the killer to justice regardless of the consequences.
44 Children Have Been Murdered
Leo Demidov: 44 children have been murdered.
General Timur Nesterov: Enough! What do you want?
Leo Demidov: I would like to stop him.
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General Timur Nesterov: If you record anything, I will kill you myself.

After initially agreeing to help Leo with the investigation, Timur turns on Leo. Their investigation into murder is highly controversial and Timur isn't willing to go down if they are discovered.
Murder is Strictly a Capitalist Disease
Leo Demidov: I came as fast as I could.
Major Kuzmin: There has been a terrible accident. Alexei's son has been hit by a train.
Leo Demidov: A train?
Major Kuzmin: He's claiming his son was murdered. I am sure you realize murder is strictly a capitalist disease.

Leo is called in after a friend's child dies. The father, Alexei, claims it was a murder but murder does not happen, at least that's what they want everyone to think.
Someone Slaughtered My Son
Nina Andreyeva: Someone has slaughtered my son! And you do nothing?

The murdered child's mother, Nina, is distraught, both that her son has been killed and, perhaps more so, that no one has any interest in investigating. Leo, however, is very willing to take the case.
The Killer is Still Out There
Leo Demidov: The killer is still out there. I have to find him.
Raisa Demidova: I'm coming with you.
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Alexei Andreyev: How are you going to bring him to justice just the two of you?
Leo Demidov: I will stop him.

Leo assures Alexei that he and Raisa will be investigating the murder of Alexei's son. While Alexei does not seem too confident, Leo means business.
There is No Murder in This Country
Anatoly Brodsky: You're to be quiet. There is no murder in this country. This is no murder! Do you understand?

Leo is bullied into dropping his interest in the child murders. Vasili Nikitin has sent Anatoly there to remind Leo that murder does not happen in these parts and that Leo must comply.

Popular Quotes That Everyone Gets Wrong

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The Internet is full of quotes that the people they're attributed to never said. Some of these famous misquotes end up as inspirational pablum on Facebook walls, others are used to push forth false versions of history. Most are taken at face value and accepted as part of the canon, despite rarely having any justification. Some of these quotes attributed to the wrong person are obviously fake, yet never questioned.

But even a tiny bit of scholarship can shed the light of truth on most famous misquotes. You might not be able to set the record straight, but at least you'll know who really said what - and if anyone even said it at all. When it comes to famous sayings, notable quotes, and popular ideas, their source might often be generally misattributed.

So did Leonardo da Vinci really extol the virtues of "doing some stuff?" Did Shakespeare warn us not to "play with the feelings of others?" Did Bill Gates really think 640K of memory was "enough for anyone?" What of Orwell and his "rough men?" Or Dr. Seuss telling us about those who matter and those who mind? Did any of these people say any of this stuff?

This list features all kinds of incredibly famous quotes everyone gets wrong from all periods of history that are all over the Internet, attributed to people who never even said them.

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“I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy.” – Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
This started going around social media after the death of Osama bin Laden in May 2011, with a longer version of the quote reading, "I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”

The whole paragraph is actually a mashup of a few lines Dr. King did say, and a few lines from a Facebook user, who included quotation marks around the quote from Dr. King. Somewhere along the line, the quotation marks vanished, and the whole quote was attributed to Dr. King – falsely.
“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.” – George Orwell
This is a tidy summary of the themes underlying much of Orwell’s work, but Orwell didn’t write it. It was actually written ABOUT Orwell, long after his death, in a 1993 article in The Washington Times article by film critic Richard Grenier. There are variations on the quote in several different works by Orwell, but it was Grenier who first put these words together – and even then, he wasn’t quoting Orwell, only attempting to generalize his philosophy.

The quotation marks were added later by a mystery mis-attributor, turning a quote about Orwell into a quote by Orwell.
"Let them eat cake." – Marie-Antoinette
Around 1789, after learning that her French subjects had no bread to eat, Marie-Antoinette supposedly said, “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche," which translates to “Let them eat cake,” arguably one of the most famous quotes in history. But historians don't believe she ever actually said this. The French queen was generally intelligent and generous, donating to many causes, and often displaying great compassion towards the poor in France.

As well, the story was first circulated as far back as 1660, then associated with Spanish princess Marie-Thérèse.
“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” – Sinclair Lewis
This quote is usually taken from Lewis’s 1935 novel It Can’t Happen Here, except it’s not actually in there. In fact, there’s no evidence Lewis ever said or wrote it, and it’s not in any of his published works. It’s also been attributed to former Louisiana governor Huey Long, but there’s no evidence he said it, either.

Numerous variations on quotes equating religion and fascism popped up in the 1930s and '40s, including two from other Sinclair Lewis books, and another from an anonymous story in The New York Times. But who actually put these words together in this sentence remains a mystery.
“Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.” – Leonardo da Vinci.
The idea that the genius who painted the Mona Lisa and The Last Supper, mastered human anatomy, and developed the first flying machine would use a phrase as colloquial and crude as “do some stuff” is laughable.

Needless to say, Da Vinci has absolutely nothing to do with this quote. Instead, it was written by Chicago Tribune business writer Tom Peters in a 1994 article about innovation. How the attribution got so wildly messed up is a mystery.
“The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the silence of good people.” – Napoleon
A pat variation on “the only thing necessary for evil men to triumph is good men to do nothing,” there’s no record of Napoleon writing or saying this to anyone at any time. Numerous well-sourced lists of Napoleon quotes are out there, and not a single one includes this quote, nor does any searchable Napoleon biography. 

One could argue that not only did Napoleon not say it, he also didn’t abide by it. The Napoleonic Wars tore Europe apart and caused hundreds of thousands of deaths. The French general’s brutal repression of his enemies caused the world and the good people in it to “suffer a lot.” If there’s one thing worse than a fraud, it’s a hypocritical fraud.
“The end justifies the means.” – Machiavelli
While often thought to be an extract from the Italian theorist’s book The Prince, this exact quote doesn’t actually appear anywhere in the book – though similar concepts do.

The idea of the outcome of an action justifying the action itself goes all the way back to Ovid, and has been expressed by a number of writers in numerous ways.
“We’re bigger than Jesus!” – John Lennon
Lennon’s March 1966 quote touched off a firestorm of protests, bannings, record burnings, and religious controversy when it was published in an American teen magazine five months later; the controversy would dog the Beatle for the rest of his life, and might have even played a role in his death. But it’s worth looking at the entirely of what Lennon said, to get the context behind the actual misquote:

“Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn’t argue about that; I’m right and I’ll be proved right. We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first—rock ‘n’ roll or Christianity.”

Putting aside Lennon’s odd word choices (how does something shrink after it’s vanished?), he wasn’t completely wrong. Lennon’s remarks had already been published in England, and nobody batted an eye. It was only when the quote hit the evangelical parts of the US that the public turned on Lennon. But church attendance in England had been falling for years, and the Church had less and less relevance to the generation of hippies and teens who were buying Beatles albums. So when Lennon said The Beatles were more popular than Jesus, he might have been making an arrogant boast, but he was also making incisive social commentary.

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” – William Shakespeare
Often falsely attributed to the Bard, this is from the 1697 play The Mourning Bride, written by William Congreve decades after Shakespeare died and is almost always written incorrectly. The full quote is actually “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.”
“Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” – Dr. Seuss
While this simple, inspirational quote is often given as a line from a Dr. Seuss book, it’s not one. It never appears in any of his published writings, and there’s no evidence he ever said it. It’s actually been published in various forms ever since the 1940s, and was mysteriously attributed to Seuss in the '90s, without a source or date.

It’s also sometimes attributed to American economist Bernard Baruch, but even that’s only secondhand, from a New York gossip columnist quoting him in an article. Quote Investigator finally tracked it down to an article in the distinctly un-Seussian British periodical The Journal of the Institution of Municipal & County Engineers, Volume 64, Number 16, from 1938.

The Best Modern Family Quotes

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Since premiering on ABC in 2009, Modern Family has been regarded as one of the best and most quotable sitcoms on television. The show was created by Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd and features a hilarious cast including Ty Burrell, Ed O'Neill and Sofía Vergara.

This list showcases some of the most hilarious Modern Family one-liners delivered by the Pritchett-Dunphy clan. Each of the main characters, from Phil to Manny, are represented on this list.

Vote for the best Modern Family quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
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Cameron's Color
Cameron: "There's nothing gays hate more that being treated like women. Okay? We don't want to go to your baby shower, we don't have a time of the month, and we don't love pink."
  
Mitchell: "You love pink."  

Cameron: "No, pink loves me."
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett - Animal Lover
Jay: "Why would she (Stella the dog) jump in the pool if she doesn't know how to swim?" 

Gloria: "I don't know. Why does she bark at the vacuum? It's a thing, it isn't going to play with you."
Alex Dunphy, Brainiac
Claire: "How did you get so smart?"

Alex: "I've always assumed adoption or baby switch."
Claire's Hopes for Her Daughters
Claire: "More than anything, I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other's hair and gossip about boys, like I used to do with Mitchell."
Mitchell's Lament
Mitchell: "Everyone's staring at us. I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods."
Jay on Modern Technology
Jay: "The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell."
Luke on Knowing When to Move Out
Luke: "I've been thinking of moving out for some time now. There's a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don't want to still be here when they get sick of candy."
Definition of a Cool Dad
Phil: "I'm cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face."
Words of Wisdom from Manny
Manny: "You'll never go broke playing to a rich man's ego. Write *that* down."
Haley's Sisterly Advice
Haley: "You're obviously going to get into one of those snooty schools, and sometimes you're gonna come in second. Or fourth. Or maybe even tenth. But you're gonna dust yourself off, maybe put on some lipstick for once, and keep going."

The Best Pretty Little Liars Quotes

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Pretty Little Liars is deliciously, devilish, and very quotable television. The series was created by I. Marlene King in 2010. The young and talented cast includes Troian Bellisario, Ashley Benson and Lucy Hale.

This list showcases some of the best quips and one-liners from Pretty Little Liars, including some of the series best characters like Spencer Hastings and Hanna Marin. Even the men of Pretty Little Liars made this list.

Vote for the best Pretty Little Liars quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
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Spencer Hastings: Eternal Optimist
Spencer: "You know what they say about hope? It breeds eternal misery."
Spencer Has a Weird Feeling
Spencer: (To Wren) "I actually like you. That's what's unusual."
Toby Confesses his Love
Toby: (To Spencer) "Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I've ever done."
Ezra Hearts Aria
Ezra: "I love Aria, your daughter."
Emily on the Consequence of a Lie
Emily: "If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail."
Alison Thinks Secrets are the Cornerstone of Any Good Friendship
Alison: "Friends share secrets. That's what keeps us close."
M Is for Mona
Mona: "Don't let the camping part scare you. It's glamping not camping. M is for Mona and massages, not mosquitoes."
Hanna's Logic
Hanna: "Please, Jenna can't hear us, she's blind."
Caleb Knows the Secrets of Girls
Caleb: "Rich girls steal, pretty girls lie, smart girls play dumb and the dumb girls spend their days trying to be all of the above."
Aria on the Odds of Love
Aria: "When you love someone, it's worth fighting for. No matter what the odds."

The Best Quotes From HBO's Girls

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When Girls premiered on HBO back in 2012 it became a breakout hit for the network. Lena Dunham created the series and Judd Apatow serves as Executive Producer. The core cast is made up of Dunham, Allison Williams, Jemima Kirke and Zosia Mamet.

One of the reasons that Girls is so great is the snappy dialogue. This list features some of the shows best monologues and one-liners delivered by the cast. Even Adam and Ray appear on this list.
 
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Shoshanna on Being a Virgin
Shoshanna: "I'm like the least virginy virgin ever."
What Hannah's Looking for in a Man
Hannah: "I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl who wants to, like, go to brunch. And I really don't want to go to brunch, and I don't want you to sit on the couch while I shop or even meet my friends."
Bros Before Hos
Ray: "I don't like it when you assf*cked my best friend in the heart."

Marnie: "What are you like in love with him?"

Ray: "More than you are!"
Jessa Finally Give Marnie a Compliment
Jessa: "You look... really gorgeous. I love you all stripped down."

Marnie: "I've never been as miserable in my life."

Jessa: "It's totally working."
Fear of AIDS
Hannah: "I have a very bad fear of AIDS."

Gynecologist: "Have you known someone with AIDS?"

Hannah: "It's more of a Forrest Gump based fear. That's what Robin Wright Penn's character died of."
Jessa and Work Don't Mix
Jessa: "You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it."
A True Collector
Shoshanna: "I feel like my bandana collection is my most developed collection."
Story Breakdown
Hannah: "Your whole story is like a winky face emoji followed by a poop emoji."
Adam on Hannah
Adam: "She's like a carnival game, you know? It all seems so simple but you can't get the ring on the bottle because it's f*cking rigged so you try and try and try until you drive yourself nuts. Then, finally, when you walk away you realize you didn't even want the crappy prize to begin with. I realize that's what Hanna is: a giant Tweety doll I would've been stuck carrying around the carnival all night."
Marnie on Why She Moved to New York
Shoshanna: "Have you not seen Rent?"

Marnie: "Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY."

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The Best Witches of the East End Quotes

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Witches of the East End has bewitched viewers since it first debuted on Lifetime in 2013. The series was created by Maggie Friedman and features a talented cast including Julia Ormond, Mädchen Amick and Jenna Dewan Tatum.

Some of the show's best quotes and one-liners are delivered by the magical women of the Beauchamp clan, especially Wendy whose quips are one of the most entertaining things about the show. This list features several of the best lines from Witches of the East End, to date.
 
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The Joys of Being a Bewitching Bartender
Freya Beauchamp: "I like being a bartender. I'm good at it. I bring joy and drunkenness to people in need."
The First Rule
Wendy Beauchamp: "First rule of witch club: don't talk about witch club."
How to Get People to Like You
Freya Beauchamp: "And now I have to go ask someone I can't stand to have dinner with someone he can't stand so the someone who can't stand me will finally start to like me."
Wendy on Magic
Wendy Beauchamp: "Magic is what you make of it. It can be dangerous and deadly, or it can be mystical and beautiful. It's up to you."
Where Your Powers Lie
Ingrid Beauchamp: (to Freya) "You only have one super power, and it is your breasts."
Lucky Rain
Wendy Beauchamp: "Did you see? It's raining."

Joanna Beauchamp: "So? Rain's good luck for a wedding."

Wendy Beauchamp: "No, it's not! That's just something mortals say to make themselves feel better."
The Key to a Lasting Relationship
Wendy Beauchamp: "Just another example of the Beauchamp women's notoriously crappy luck with men."

Joanna Beauchamp: "Hey! We don't all have crappy luck. I'm happy with Victor."

Wendy Beauchamp: "Yeah. After you fought nonstop for three centuries and were estranged for two."
A Mother's Love
Dash Gardiner: "Mr. Shane. Thanks for coming on such short notice. I don't think you've met my brother Killian."

Mr. Shane: "Your mother spoke very highly of you, Killian."

Killian Gardiner: "That's surprising to hear."

Mr. Shane: "Actually, I'm just being polite She rarely spoke of either of you."

The Funniest Fresh Off The Boat TV Quotes

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This list features the very best quotes from Fresh off the Boat, and we're letting you vote for your favorites. Fresh Off the Boat has become one of the most quote-worthy shows since it premiered on ABC in 2015. It has a 90% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, making it one of the few sitcoms of the last few years to actually be critically acclaimed. The series was inspired by the life of chef Eddie Huang and based on his book Fresh Off the Boat: A Memoir. It features a great cast including Constance Wu, Randall Park and Paul Scheer.

Fresh Off the Boat features great writing full of hilarious one-liners delivered by the Huang family, including the hilarious Eddie, Louis, and more. This list features some of the best quotes and dialogue from the series, to date.

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Analyzing 'The Shining'
Jessica: "I don't know what this wife's problem is. If my husband had a big house like Jack Nicholson, he could put an axe in any door he wants to. Why? Because we have 500 other doors and a maze."
Tattletale
Eddie: (rapping) "I'll cut ya! Headbutt ya!"

Emery: "Mom! Eddie's rapping at my always-there bear."

Eddie: "Did they give you that pin for narcing?"
Caddyshack and Country Clubs
Jessica: "And we have been invited to the chamber of commerce charity fundraising event. It's in a country club!"

Louis: "Why are you so excited about a country club?"

Jessica: "Because of Caddyshack. It's my favorite movie set in a country club. I've always wanted to go to one. 'Spaulding get your foot off the boat!' It's so much yelling. It's so good."
Impressive Resume
Clerk: "Um, Ok, are you looking for anything in particular?"

Jessica: "Yes, $18.50 an hour and I need afternoons off to help my boys with their school work, oh and on Thursdays I need off to do my mother-in-law's nails. We both hate it but there is nothing we can do about it now."
Mother of the Year
Jessica: "If you get lost, try to find a white family. You will be safe there until I can find you."
A Fine Line
Jessica: "Which one says I'm rich enough to be invited but not rich enough that you can ask me to donate money?"
The Dangers of Training Sessions
Louis: "We apologize if some of you felt sexually harrassed by our last sexual harrassment training session."
Sound Advice
Louis: "Stay away from Arkansas. They've outlawed all the fun stuff."
Louis on Financial Planning
Louis: "Sometimes you have to spend money you don't have to make it seem like you have money that you don't spend."
A Terrifying Read
Louis: "Stop reading those books. Those stories give you nightmares."

Jessica: "You know what gives me nightmares. Our bank account. Stephen King should publish my checkbook."

The Best MTV Eye Candy Quotes

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Here are the top 10 quotes from MTV's Eye Candy, aka your new guilty pleasure. If creepy killers and murder mysteries are your thing, then you will love the intrigue of Eye Candy. The show premiered on MTV in 2015 and was created by Christian Taylor. It features a talented cast including Victoria Justice, Casey Jon Deidrick and Kiersey Clemons. One of the things that makes the show great is the fantastic writing and snappy dialogue. This list features Eye Candy's best quotes and one-liners, which you can vote on. Vote for the best Eye Candy quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
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Homemade Water Bed
George: "People sweat a liter of water into their mattress every night. That's practically a water bed."
Creepy Clue
Killer: "You're getting warmer, Lindy."
Of Monsters and Men
Tommy Calligan: "Pain festers and makes monsters of us all."
Not Fair
Ben: "This isn't exactly fair."

Lindy: "That I took your gun?"

Ben: "No. That I'm virtually naked and you're not."
Lindy on the Internet
Lindy Sampson: "The internet's a place where you can create an illusion, show people only what you want them to see."
Better To Have Loved and Lost
Lindy Sampson: "Max, listen to me... i know when you lose someone you love it makes you unsure of how you're going to live in this world. But all those things that they did to inspire you, that make you better, make you laugh; those things can only live on in you now. It's your responsibility to show the world how Amy made the world a better place."
En Francais
Sophia: "It's a croissant. It's French for donut."
Not Okay
Sophia: "I signed up for a serial killer, not a mass-murdering play-guy who wants to blow up my club. You said everything would be okay. This is so not okay."
Smart Thinking
Sophia: "I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say romancing a murderer is not a good idea."
An Honest Question
Yeager: "How do you sleep at night?"

George: "On my back. Well, sometimes if it's cold, in the fetal position."

The Best Constantine TV Quotes

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Constantine has been fighting demons on film and in comics for years, but, in 2014, the character finally got his own TV series. Here are our favorite quotes so far from Constantine, including lines from John, Manny, Zed, and more. Constantine airs on NBC and was created by Daniel Cerone and David S. Goyer. It features a talented cast including Matt Ryan, Harold Perrineau and Angélica Celaya. Although we're not sure if the show is getting a second season, we're certainly keeping our fingers crossed.

One of the things that makes Constantine such a great show is the fantastic writing and interesting dialogue (who doesn't love talking about demons and otherworldly creatures after all?) This list features some of Constantine's best quotes and one-liners.

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Leap of Faith
John Constantine: "I suppose it could be liberating, to take a leap of faith... To shrug off the burden of proof, for the promise of hope. It takes trust to turn darkness to light. And those who trust, risk putting their faith in the wrong hands. For there are those who pray for you... and there are those who prey on you. And no matter how careful you are, sometimes you just can't tell the difference."
Fate
Zed: "Do you believe in fate?"

Jim: "I don't know. I guess I just think what's meant to be will be."

Zed: "I saw you dead. You asked me before if my visions always come true and I saw you dead."
What Happened
Manny: "What happened? What happened to the John Constantine with the cojones to tell an angel to go to hell?"

John Constantine: "Cut me loose and I'll show you, you celestial wank."
Hope for Heaven
Zed Martin: "You kneel here, night after night,hoping against hope that heaven hears your words. Well guess what? John has heaven on speed dial."
John on Reality
John Constantine: "I've heard it said that nine tenths of reality is perception, and in my trade, it’s eleven tenths."
Off the Map
Manny: "The scry map is a crutch. What's going on out there is pervasive; Invunche, brujeria, the serpent himself. We're off the map now John, you need to read the signs around you. Use your instincts, Zed's visions; stay vigilant."
What's Your Name
John Constantine: "My name is John Constantine. I'm the one who steps from the shadows all trench coat and arrogance. I'll drive your demons away, kick 'em in the bollocks and spit on them when the're down. Leaving only a nod and a wink and a wise crack. I walk my path alone, because let's be honest... who'd be crazy enough to walk it with me."
John's Joke
Papa Midnite: "He's killing her, draining her energy. I can feel it."

John Constantine: "Marriage can be hard, eh?"
Stupid in Spades
John Constantine: "I'm John Constantine, I do stupid in spades."
The Art of Negotiation
John Constantine: "We all negotiate deals with forces bigger than us. But who are we truly negotiating with? The divine? Well, it's only natural. Prayer is one big negotiation with a higher power. But in times of true crisis, we'll make a pact with whatever forces it takes. And pay whatever price."

The Best Better Call Saul Quotes From The Series So Far

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If there's one thing we know about Saul Goodman, it's that he's an extremely quotable character. Back from Breaking Bad as Jimmy McGill, there is no shortage of funny or dramatic quotes from the new series Better Call Saul. Here are the best quotes from Better Call Saul so far, with dialogue and one-liners from Mike, Jimmy, Chuck, the Kettlemens and others. The writing and clever dialogue are two of the reasons that Better Call Saul has become a break-out hit. Jimmy is quick-witted and full of amazing one-liners that are both funny and emotionally charged. This list features several of the show's most memorable quotes and one-liners, and we're encouraging you to vote for your favorite lines. Vote for the best Better Call Saul quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
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Chuck Betrays Jimmy
Chuck McGill: Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun.
What's the Point?
Chuck McGill: "Money is beside the point."

Jimmy McGill: "Money is the point!"
Tony the Toilet Buddy
Roland Jaycox: You're disgusting!
Jimmy McGill: Hey, I'm not the one with the sex toilet... I hope you make a lot of money with that thing. Chandler's gonna need it for his therapy!
You're Not Kevin Costner
Bar Girl: (Angry) Hey!
Jimmy: Hey..
Bar Girl: You are NOT Kevin Costner!
Jimmy: I was last night. 
The Value of a Car
Jimmy McGill: "The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it."
Matlock
Jimmy McGill: Hey fellas, how're you doing? James McGill, here to see my client.
Detective Sanders: You look like Matlock.
Jimmy McGill: No, I look like a young Paul Newman dressed as Matlock.
Bad Guys VS Criminals

Mike Ehrmantraut: The lesson is, if you're gonna be a criminal, do your homework.
Pryce: Wait, I-I'm not a bad guy, I don't...
Mike Ehrmantraut: I didn't say you're a bad guy, I said that you're a criminal.
Pryce: What's the difference?
Mike Ehrmantraut: I've known good criminals and bad cops, bad priests, honorable thieves-you can be on one side of the law or the other, but if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again, but you took something that wasn't yours and you sold it for a profit. You're now a criminal; good one, bad one-that's up to you.

What's the Difference
Jimmy McGill: "I'm a lawyer, not a criminal."
That's an Understatement
Jimmy McGill: Look, don't let Mr. Ehrmantraut's dancing eyes and bubbly bon vivant personality fool you. He's actually believe it or not, somewhat taciturn.
Mike on Consequences
Mike Ehrmantraut: "You know what happened. The question is, can you live with it?"

The Best House of Cards Quotes From Every Season

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Here are the best quotes from every season of House of Cards, voted on by fans of the series like you. House of Cards made streaming history when it became the first original dramatic series to be released on Netflix. The series premiered in 2013 and was created by Beau Willimon. It features a talented cast including Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright and Michael Kelly. Fantastic writing, including Francis Underwood's bone-chilling monologues, is one of the reasons that the series has become a break-out hit. This list features some of House of Cards best quotes and one-liners to date, from seasons 1-3. Vote for the best House of Cards quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
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Respect or Arrogance
Zoe Barnes: "Okay, so you think when a woman asks to be treated with respect, that's arrogance?"

Tom Hammerschmidt: "Are you accusing me of sexism?"

Zoe Barnes: "Just making an observation."
Good Advice
Freddy: "Don't do no good calling a man out like that. It's like - blaming a snake for having fangs."
A Graveside Chat
Francis Underwood: (visiting the cemetery) "Hey, pop. Been a while, hasn't it? Did you see that motorcade roll up? It's the first time a President of the United States has visited Gaffney. Can you believe it? Oh, I wouldn't be here if I had a choice. But I have to do these sorts of things now. It makes me seem more human. And you have to be a little human when you're the president."
A Romantic Proposal
Claire Underwood: "You know what Francis said to me when he proposed? I remember his exact words. He said, 'Claire, if all you want is happiness, say no. I'm not gonna give you a couple of kids and count the days until retirement. I promise you freedom from that. I promise you'll never be bored.' You know, he was the only man - and there were a lot of others who proposed - but he was the only one who understood me. He didn't put me on some pedestal. He knew that I didn't want to be adored or coddled. So he took my hand and put a ring on it. Because he knew I'd say yes."
Two Kinds of Pain
Francis Underwood: "There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong, or useless pain. The sort of pain that's only suffering. I have no patience for useless things."
Kitten to a Cat
Francis Underwood: "Every kitten grows up to be a cat. They seem so harmless at first. Small, quiet, lapping up their saucer of milk. But once their claws get long enough, they draw blood. Sometimes from the hand that feeds them. For those of us climbing to the top of the food chain, there can be no mercy. There is but one rule: Hunt or be hunted. Welcome back."
Your Choice
Francis Underwood: "For those of us climbing to the top of the food chain, there can be no mercy. There is but one rule: hunt or be hunted."
Money or Power
Francis Underwood: "Such a waste of talent. He chose money over power. In this town, a mistake nearly everyone makes. Money is the Mc-mansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after 10 years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who doesn't see the difference."
No, Yes, Maybe
Francis Underwood: "You can't turn a 'no' to a 'yes' without a 'maybe' in between."
Overrated
Francis Underwood: "A heartbeat away form the presidency, and not a single vote cast in my name. Democracy is so overrated."

The Best Quotes From The Blacklist on NBC

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The Blacklist became a breakout hit for NBC when it premiered in 2013. The best quotes from The Blacklist are often repeated by fans after an episode airs. The show, which was created by Jon Bokenkamp, blurs the line between cop and criminal with psychological intrigue.  It features a talented cast including James Spader, Megan Boone and Diego Klattenhoff.

Great writing, including the sharp one-liners from Raymond "Red" Reddington, is just one of the reasons that The Blacklist is such an incredible show. This list features some of the most memorable quotes and lines from The Blacklist, to date. Vote for your favorite lines from The Blacklist you see below. Get in on the action by sharing your favorite quotes in the comments section!

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Patience is a Virtue
Elizabeth Keen: "If you tell me to be patient one more time, I swear to God. I'm going to find him, I'm gonna find answers, and I'm going to do it with or without your help."
Good Plan
Elizabeth Keen: "I don't take anything you say at face value."
Sweet Like Candy
Raymond 'Red' Reddington: "I'm not a gumball machine, Lizzy. You don't get to just twist the handle whenever you want a treat."
Excuse the Gun
Raymond 'Red' Reddington: "What are they gonna do to me that hasn't been done before? Kill me? None of it is worse than loosing you. Please excuse the gun. I'd hate for them to think we were in cahoots."
Great Name
Harold Cooper: "That's five victims."

Donald Ressler: "Five horsemen."

Aram Mojtabai: "That's a great band name."
Who Needs Principles?
Tom Connolly: "You perjured yourself for one of your team. I admit, I didn't expect that, but I sure as hell do respect it."

Harold Cooper: "Guess my principles aren't what they used to be. Neither are yours."

Tom Connolly: "That's where you're wrong, buddy. I never had any principles. That's why I'm on a rocket to the top."
I Told You So
Raymond Reddington: "You will make a mistake and when you do I will be there to indulge the undeniable pleasure and the sweet satisfaction of 'I told you so.'"
Corned Beef and Chlorine
Raymond 'Red' Reddington: "I was a life guard my junior year in high school. Had to give mouth-to-mouth to Mrs. Beerman. She belched up a lung full of corned beef and chlorine. I haven't been in a pool since."
Monster
Elizabeth Keen: (To Red) We're done. You're a monster.

Makes Sense
Raymond 'Red' Reddington: "I have no interest in cases that I have no interest in."

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The Best Once Upon a Time Quotes

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Childhood fairytales mixed with adult dramas make Once Upon a Time a must-see show.  The best Once Upon A Time quotes come from the series' fantastic characters like Snow White, Hook and the Wicked Witch.

The show premiered on ABC in 2011 and was created by Edward Kitsis and Adam Horowitz. The show features a talented cast including Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Morrison and Lana Parrilla.

Great writing, unforgettable dialogue and classic characters combine to make Once Upon a Time one of the best shows on television. This list features some of the show's most memorable quotes and monologues.

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A Price Worth Paying
Rumplestiltskin: "Magic always comes with a price."
A Happy Ending
Snow White: "Your happy ending may not be what you expect. That is what will make it so special."
Something Worth Fighting For
Prince Charming: "True love isn't easy, but it must be fought for because once you find it, it can never be replaced."
My Business
David Nolan: "My business is making sure this town doesn't go to hell."
Destiny
Glinda: "Only you can shape your destiny but if you believe you're evil then that is what you'll become."
What I Need
Emma Swan: (to Mr. Gold) "Maybe I don't need answers. Maybe I just need to punch you in the face."
Wicked Always Wins
Wicked Witch: "The queen may be evil but I'm wicked and wicked always wins."
A Thief and a Queen
Regina: "Who knew a thief had honor?"

Robin Hood: "Who knew an evil queen had a soft spot for children?"
No Trickery
Hook: "When I win your heart Emma, and I will win it. It won't be because of any trickery. It will be because you want me."
No Honor Among Villians
Maleficent: "I don't bow down to fish."

The Best Gotham Quotes

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Gotham quotes and lines keep fans tuning in to the series week after week. For decades the City of Gotham and its eclectic residents have fascinated fans of comics, films and cartoons. In 2014, TV fans got hooked on the dark drama of James Gordon and company when Gotham premiered on Fox. The show was created by Bruno Heller and features a talented cast including Ben McKenzie, Donal Logue and Jada Pinkett Smith.

Fantastic lines from James Gordon, Harvey Bullock and, of course, Bruce Wayne, play into Gotham becoming a breakout hit. This list features some of the show's most memorable quotes and one-liners.

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Home is Where the Destiny Is
Oswald Cobblepot: "I could not stay away. Gotham is my home! It's my destiny!"
Fear
James Gordon: "Fear doesn't need conquering. Fear tells you where the edge is."
I Remember
Carmine Falcone: "For the first time in a long time, I feel alive. I remember who I am. I remember why I'm here."
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold
Bruce Wayne: "I don't want revenge. I want to understand how it all works."
Gone But Not Forgotten
James Gordon: "It's what they represented. Different Gotham. Decent. Hopeful. Whatever it was, it's gone now."
Riddle Me This
Edward Nygma: "What I want the poor have, the rich need, and if you eat it you'll die."
Tit for Tat
Selina Kyle: "Hit me, and I'll let you kiss me."
How Rude?
Alfred Pennyworth: "Haven't I told you to stop creeping up on people like that, it's bloody rude!"
The First Rule of Cop Club
Harvey Bullock: "Somebody takes a cop’s gun, you shoot him. That’s basic."
One Choice
Fish Mooney: "We have one simple choice. We die here alone on our knees or we stand up, and we fight with our family."

The Best Agent Carter Quotes

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The Marvel Cinematic Universe found its way onto TV with the breakout hit Agent Carter.  Some of the best quotes from Agent Carter come from the show's title character, who also appeared in Captain America: The First Avenger, Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The series premiered on ABC in 2015 and was created by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely. It features a talented cast including Hayley Atwell, James D'Arcy and Chad Michael Murray.

Fans love the great writing and snappy dialogue found in the show. This list features some of Agent Carter's most memorable lines and dialogue.

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A Guy I Never Was
Jack Thompson: "They were carrying a white flag. The soldiers that came into my camp in Okinawa. The ones I killed. They were coming to surrender. I just didn't realize it until it was too late. I buried the flag before anyone else saw it. Everybody thinks that I'm this guy that I never was. And every day, it gets harder and harder to live with."
Running Means It's True
Daniel Sousa: "Peggy. Don't run. If you run, I'll know it's true."

Peggy Carter: "I'm sorry, Daniel."
Value
Peggy Carter: "I don't need a congressional honor. I don't need Agent Thompson's approval or the president's. I know my value. Anyone else's opinion doesn't really matter."
Describing Stark
Edwin Jarvis: "He can be thoughtless. Inconsiderate. Vain. Childish. Unreliable. Arrogant."
A Bit of an Understatement
Peggy Carter: "You know how busy the office keeps me."
Who You Are, Who He Was and Who I Will Be
Peggy Carter: "I think you're a man out for his own gain no matter who you're charging. You are constantly finding holes to slither your way into in the hope of finding loose change, only to cry when you're bitten by another snake. You're a man who says "I love you" whilst looking over a woman's shoulder into the mirror. Steve Rogers dedicated his mind, his body, his life to the SSR and to this country, not to your bank account. I made the same pledge, but I'm not as good as Steve was. I forgot my pledge running around for you like a corporate spy. So thank you, Howard, for reminding me who Steve was and what I aspire to be. For all I know, you did steal your inventions."
Does It Work?
Howard Stark: "Technically, we don't even know if it works. But, let's face it. I invented it. So, it works."
Telephone Before Trespassing
Edwin Jarvis: "In polite society, one telephones ahead before trespassing."
Sarah's a Slut
Angie Martinelli: "Hi, Mary! That's Mary. She's legal secretary at Goodman, Kirksberg and Holloway. Evelyn. Evelyn is a lounge singer at a club in midtown. Hi, Sarah! That's Sarah. She's a slut."
Look, Listen, Lunch
Peggy Carter: "I conducted my own investigation because no one listens to me. I got away with it because no one looks at me. Because, unless I have your reports, your coffee, or your lunch, I'm invisible."

The Best Grimm TV Quotes

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Grimm redefines the traditional cop drama by adding a demonic twist. Some of the best Grimm quotes explore the wild world that comes into focus when one is a Grimm. The series premiered on NBC in 2011 and was created by Stephen Carpenter, David Greenwalt and Jim Kouf. It features a talented cast including David Giuntoli, Russell Hornsby and Bitsie Tulloch.

Such characters as Nick Burhardt and Monroe explore the supernatural world through their dialogue. This list includes several of the best quotes and memorable lines from Grimm.

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Nothing a Trip to the Spa Won't Fix
Nick Burkhardt: "Are you sure you're okay?"

Sgt. Wu: "Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Don't remember much. I went to that shop like you wanted. Woke up here. Had some weird-ass dreams. Clearly, I'm going to need a facial."
The Truth About Fortune Tellers
Nick Burkhardt: "If the fortune tellers were any good, they would have seen it coming."
Straight to Sturgis
Nick Burkhardt: "I know what you're thinkin.' First you get the bike, then the tattoo then you're drivin' to Sturgis, South Dakota."
Normal Day for a Grimm
Nick Burkhardt: "Okay, let's give it a try. All right, so there's a Wesen called a Cracher-Mortel, and apparently he can spit something in your face that can paralyze you to the point where you appear dead but you're not. And when you wake up a little bit later, you are a little crazed and very violent. You want to destroy everything that you can see. Apparently, this has something to do with a voodoo ritual..."

Juliette Silverton: "So, just a normal day at the office?"
Hexenbiest
Nick Burkhardt: "Guess you don't need to be a Hexenbiest to be a witch."

Adalind Schade: "You don't have to be a witch to work this kind of magic."
Makes Sense
Captain Sean Renard: "Who kills a pot grower in the middle of the woods for a sleeping bag and some food?"

Nick Burkhardt: "Somebody hungry and cold."
Big Bad Wolf
Monroe: "Lighten-up, I'm just making a point. I'm not that kind of big bad wolf. Come on, let's grab a brew."
The Ike and the Tina
Monroe: "It's a legendary liminal being."

Nick Burkhardt: "And that means what?"

Monroe: "Well, its two distinct states of existence simultaneous within one physical body. The duality of humanity. The yin and the yang. The Ike and Tina Turner of it all."
A Touching Moment
Hank Griffin: "This is really kind of touching. except for the part where we helped them steal a 3,000-year-old mummy and burn it."
A Beautiful Wedding
Nick Burkhardt: "It was a beautiful ceremony, until one of the little kids woged and saw me and started screaming, and then the parents woged, and they saw me and attacked, and I had to kill them. Yeah, and it was pretty much downhill from there. Last thing I remember, I beheaded Monroe's grandma."

The Best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is a classic fish out of water tale of an Indiana woman, who was kept in a bunker for 15 years, trying to make it in New York, New York. Naturally, the best quotes from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt come from the show's charming lead character.The series premiered on Netflix in 2015 and was created by Robert Carlock and Tina Fey. It features a talent cast including Ellie Kemper (The Office), Jane Krakowski (30 Rock) and Tituss Burgess (30 Rock).

Great writing and snappy dialogue are two of the reasons that Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has become another successful Netflix original. This list features several of the show's best quotes and one-liners, to date.

There are so many great lines from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Which one is your favorite? Vote for the best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt quotes and dialogue that you see on the below list!

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The Truth About Indiana
Titus Andromedon: "You moved to New York City today with a bag full of cash, no stuff, and what is clearly a wig. Somebody in here got beans. Spill them."

Kimmy Schmidt: "Okay. Well, the truth is, I’m from Indiana—"

Titus Andromedon: "Oh, okay. That explains why you’re so basic. Say no more."
A Banner Day
Kimmy Schmidt: "We should go out to celebrate. I mean, I got a job today. I got an apartment. I met you!"

Titus Andromedon: "I envy you. I've never been able to meet me."
The Evolution of Dance
Kimmy Schmidt: Titus, dancing is about butts now.
Molly Rules
Girl at club: "Hey! Do you want to party with us? Are you into molly?"

Kimmy Schmidt: "Am I? She’s my favorite American Girl doll."
Eau de Toilette
Kimmy Schmidt: "Your comforter smells terrible."

Titus Andromedon: "It's my cologne - Dutch Oven."
Pinot Noir
Titus Andromedon: "I will be performing a wholly original song. The idea came to me in a dream last afternoon. It's called Pinot Noir..."

Lillian Kaushtupper: "Classy."

Titus Andromedon: "...An Ode to Black Penis."

Lillian Kaushtupper: "I assumed."
Beef Jerky in a Ball Gown
Titus Andromedon: "I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."
Sounds Like a Perfect Rommate
Lillian Kaushtupper: "Titus is a very very sweet boy. A little crusty on the outside, but a soft heart, like a wonderful French roll, but black. It’s gonna be wonderful for him to have a roommate because he’s very isolated, but so talented, but disillusioned, but a genius and he’s single, but very gay and he doesn’t know I placed the ad."
Which Is It?
Jacqueline Voorhees: "You’ll need to get here by 6:00 every morning to wake Buckley up for school, then get me up at 10:00, but don’t wake me up."
Great Book
Richard Wayne Gary Wayne: "Heck the only book I ever read was The Good Book, The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton."