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Chappie movie quotes follow what happens when an experimental police robot is taught to think for itself, much to the displeasure of those who fear artificial intelligence is too unpredictable to allow to exist. The science fiction movie was written and directed by Neill Blomkamp, based off of a 2004 short film he also created titled Tetra Vaal. Chappie opened in theaters in IMAX on March 6, 2015.

In Chappie, a robotic police force known as scouts has been created to keep the peace and, for the most part, the program has been a success. But when some humans, including Deon Wilson (Dev Patel), begin to dislike the program, they find a way to fight back. So, along with Ninja (Watkin Tudor Jones) and Yolandi (Yolandi Visser), Deon reengineers one of the robots to think for itself.

Named Chappie (Sharlto Copley), the robot is exposed to various learning sources, like a developing child, with the hopes that it will come out as a well-rounded, educated and enlightened being, which also might be programed to go to battle to take down the robot police force. It doesn't take long for soldier Vincent Moore (Hugh Jackman), under the orders of Michelle (Sigourney Weaver), to discover this rogue droid and stage a full on battle between the sides. And while Vincent knows what he and the programmed droids will do in battle, Chappie remains the wild card as his free will makes him unpredictable, at best.

Chappie hits theaters still buzzing from the great films that opened in February 2014 including The Lazarus Effect, Maps to the Stars Hot Tub Time Machine 2, and McFarland, USA.
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A Thinking Robot
Michelle: A thinking robot could be the end of mankind!

Restating the obvious, Michelle reminds folks that once you give robots the ability to learn, you open the door for them to learn more than humans and exterminate them.
Chappie, You Must Fight
Deon Wilson: There's something of great danger headed our way now.
Chappie: I don't want to die. I want to live.
Ninja: If you want to survive, Chappie, you must fight!

Deon warns Chappie that a great battle is ahead and to survive, he has to fight back. Chappie, not wanting to die--if robot's can even do such a think--takes the bait.
Stop Worrying About These Pet Projects
Vincent Moore: They have a robot that is operated by a thinking human being.
Michelle: The scouts are a huge success. Stop worrying about these pet projects.

Vincent expresses his concerns about Deon's work with artificial intelligence with Michelle. She thinks he is overreacting, but perhaps she doesn't truly grasp just how rogue Deon has become.
A Black Sheep
Yolandi Visser: You know what's a black sheep?
Chappie: No.
Yolandi Visser: It's like when you're different than everyone else.

Yolandi explains to Chappie that some people are considered black sheep because they are not like everyone else. Chappie fits this description especially well.
You're a Bunch of Wires
Vincent Moore: You think you're a hero? You're a bunch of wires.

Vincent confronts Chappie and knocks his ego down a few pegs. Chappie thinks he is real, a hero, but Vincent reminds him that he's nothing more but a bunch of wires.
Keep It Gangster
Ninja: Chappie, if you want to be in the gang, you have to be cool like Daddy. Look at Daddy walk. Look how cool he is. Gotta keep it gangster.
Chappie: Gotta keep it gangster.
Ninja: Yeah, be cool.
Chappie: Don't laugh, I'm being cool.
Ninja: When you point a gun, you have to be cool like this. Boom! You try.
Chappie: No, I can't shoot people.
Ninja: What?
Chappie: I can't shoot shoot them. They didn't do anything to me.
Ninja: How you going to do the heist with us if you don't shoot people?

Ninja attempts to teach Chappie how to keep it gangster. But when keeping it gangster involves shooting innocent people, Chappie takes issue with that on moral grounds. How human of him.
Destroy That Robot!
Vincent Moore: Listen, this is the work of Deon. This is the work of some filthy, rogue program that he's been writing and, last night, he brought a droid in here and it was sentient. And have you seen this? Do you know about this?
Michelle: I told him no!
Vincent Moore: Okay, that's a lot worse than just failing to work. So let's use this situation to make a certain other robot shine.
Michelle: Do it! Destroy that robot. Burn it to ash!

Vincent approaches Michelle to demand permission to take out Chappie. He makes a good case and Michelle gives the order to destroy the robot. Get the popcorn. This is going to be good.
A New Kind of Life Form
Deon Wilson: I think I've cracked it. This is a new kind of life form, a new step in evolution.

Deon is elated to learn that he's figured out how to allow the robot to think for itself. He sees this as a new step in evolution but maybe fails to grasp the risks he is opening up.
The Problem With Artificial Intelligence
Vincent Moore: The problem with artificial intelligence is it's way too unpredictable.

Vincent points out one deal-breaker for him with artificial intelligence. When you teach a robot to think for itself, there is no way to predict what it will do next.
I Am Alive
Chappie: I am consciousness. I am alive. I am Chappie.
Deon Wilson: You're the one, a machine that can think and feel. You must bring peace to a world in chaos. Remember, no matter what happens, you were made for good.

While Deon has given Chappie free will in life, he does remind the robot that he is there for good. Deon wants peace and hopes that Chappie will provide just that.

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel movie quotes head back to India to reunite the residents of the unique senior hotel. The comedy sequel to the 2012 film was directed by John Madden using a screenplay by Ol Parker. The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel opened in theaters in the United Kingdom on February 27, 2015, then in the United States on March 6, 2015.

In The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, Sonny (Dev Patel) continues to run the Exotic Marigold Hotel for the Elderly and Beautiful, a resort hotel in India which is home to several residents. Muriel (Maggie Smith) has taken on a management role while longtime residents Evelyn (Judi Dench), Douglas (Nill Nighy), Norman (Ronald Pickup), Carol (Diana Hardcastle) and Madge (Celia Imrie) continue to live and enjoy the hotel.

So when the hotel is down to just one vacancy, with two potential residents interested, Guy (Richard Gere) and Lavinia (Tamsin Greig), Sonny gets the idea to open a second location. But dealing with potential investors, plus planning a wedding to his blushing bride, Sunaina (Tina Desai), is tough enough, let alone dealing with the various adventures and relationships of his residents.

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel brings some levity to theaters already booming with other films such as Chappie, The Lazarus Effect, Maps to the Stars and Hot Tub Time Machine 2.
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We're Not Not Together
Jasmine: How long have you guys been together?
Evelyn: We're not together. Well, we're not not together.

Jasmine questions Evelyn on her relationship with Douglas, a question Evelyn isn't quite sure how to answer. While they are seeing one another, they've yet to make anything official.
Any Other Dreams I Could Help You With?
Carol: First time in India?
Guy: It was pretty much a dream until now.
Madge: Any other dreams I could help you with?

Heads turn when Guy is introduced to the existing residents, especially the head of Madge. She clearly sees something she likes and has no problem voicing that opinion.
I Couldn't Resist the Chance
Jean: I couldn't resist the chance to come back and visit the old crumbling ruins... and see how the hotel was doing as well.

Jean returns to the Exotic Marigold Hotel to see how the property is holding up and poke fun at the residents. While the property is in good shape, the residents are not as amused to hear her jokes.
It Takes Teamwork to Make a Team Work
Mrs. Kapoor: She must be the reason why things are going so smoothly.
Sonny: It takes teamwork to make a team work, mamiki.

When his mother gives credit to the hotel's success to Muriel, Sonny is there to remind him that they are a team. It's this respectful leadership that has made them successful, all of them.
Listen and Learn, Son
Sonny: Mr. Bally, while I am aware that convention dictates that I should wait for your assessment of our proposal, please take my interruption less as rudeness but as proof of our profound excitement at the opportunity to meet yourself and your fine company and let me say right here, right now...
Muriel: All right, that's enough.
Sonny: We agreed that my colleague would do the speaking and while her language may be salty, it has great economy and width.
Muriel: I don't care about any of that. Listen and learn, son. Tea is a herb that's been dried out so to bring it back to life, you have to infuse it in boiling water. That is boiling water and everywhere I've been in this company, they slap down a cup of tepid nonsense, you know, with the tea bag lying beside it, which means I've got to go through the ridiculous business of dunking it in the lukewarm piss waiting for the slightest change of color to occur. And at my age, I haven't got the time.
Sonny: This is what I'm talking about.

When Sonny and Muriel meet with potential investors in America, they agree to let Muriel do the talking. This decision immediately backfires when she goes on a tirade about American tea customs, or lack thereof.
A Most Valuable Precaution
Muriel: The Marigold Hotel has been going properly for eight months now. People come and go but there's been a core of regulars from the beginning and Sonny takes a role call every morning.
Sonny: A most valuable precaution... to ensure that nobody has died in the night.
Muriel: The Marigold Hotel is full up, so we have to expand.
Sonny: A chain of hotels expanding across India and beyond for those such as this great lady who had the chance to say, "Why die here when I can die there?"

Giving their pitch to potential investors, Muriel and Sonny explain their roles in the organization. While she manages the place, which seeks to expand, he has the equally important task of making sure none of the residents died overnight.
The Great Guy Chambers
Madge: Lordy, lord have mercy on my ovaries.
Sonny: Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen this is the great Guy Chambers, as welcome as he is fragrant.
Guy: Hello, good to meet you all.
Sonny: Perhaps tomorrow you will allow me to take you on a tour of our magnificent big city. But, now I shall bring you food guaranteed to tickle even your most talented taste buds.
Muriel: Wow, that was thorough. Find any polyps up there?
Sonny: He's the one.
Muriel: What one?
Sonny: Our evaluator, sent to decide if we are to be franchised or for not.
Muriel: What's your evidence?
Sonny: The nose knows, Mrs. Donnelly.
Muriel: Oh, right, so that's bollocks then.

When Sonny introduces Guy to the residents, he goes above and beyond to make him feel special. Muriel questions this act, as she does when Sonny replies that Guy's been sent to evaluate their property.
Don't Know If I'm Excited or Terrified
Evelyn: I don't know if I'm excited or terrified. Sometimes it seems to me that the difference between what we want and what we fear is the width of an eyelash.
Muriel: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Evelyn: Well the hearing's gone now, obviously.
Muriel: Yeah, along with your backbone.
Evelyn: I don't know why I tell you anything.
Muriel: Because I'm older and wiser.
Evelyn: 19 days older
Muriel: That's the entire lifespan of a wasp.

Evelyn, hesitant of making a romantic commitment with Douglas, tries to talk to Muriel about the situation. As old ladies often do, the conversation turns into small barbs back and forth about their age and current health status.

Unfinished Business movie quotes follow what happen when three guys go on a wild and crazy business trip to Germany. The comedy film was directed by Ken Scott using a screenplay by Steven Conrad. Unfinished Business opened in theaters on March 6, 2015.

In Unfinished Business, Dan Trunkman (Vince Vaughn) operates his own small business after his career at Dynamic Systems came to a crashing end. One year later, he now has two employees, Mike Pancake (Dave Franco), who is young and unexperienced, and Timothy McWinters (Tom Wilkinson), who is old and a bit flat. They strike a huge deal and the three of them travel to Germany to close it.

But things go awry when after meeting the clients (including James Marsden and Nick Frost), they learn that Dynamic Systems, including old foe Debra (Sienna Miller), are vying for the same deal. This sends the three men on a wacky journey to win over the client, including visiting a sex fetish event and a government protest, breaking all the rules in the process.

Unfinished Business brings a bro comedy to theaters already full of other great early 2015 films including The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, Chappie, The Lazarus Effect, and Maps to the Stars.
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Mike Pancake
Mike: I've never been on a business trip before. I'm pretty jacked. What do you guys do on them?
Dan: Can you not say your whole name today because the client can lose focus?
...
Mike: I'm Mike Pancake.
Jim: What was your last name?
Mike: Pancake
Jim: Like breakfast?
Mike: It's Greek.
Jim: It's delicious.
Bill: Yum.

Mike is a little green, to say the least, and has quite the funny name. This combination makes for a hilarious exchange in a client meeting. Yum, indeed.
Next on the Upgrade List
Dan: I'm next on the upgrade list... I would give you my seat but I've never been upgraded.
Soldier: That's all right.
Dan: But I appreciate you. It is an honor to sit in front of you... Okay please, I'd like you to have this seat.

Dan quickly embarrasses himself when he initially declines to give up his upgraded seat for a uniformed serviceman. When he notices that the soldier is missing his hand, he reconsiders.
Traveling to Germany to Shake on It
Dan: The good news is that we landed a big deal and we're traveling to Germany to shake on it.
...
Debra: Hey, Dan
Dan: You gotta be kidding me.

Dan explains to his employees that they need to travel to Germany to close an important deal. He thinks all is good, until he arrives there to see an old rival ready to screw up his plans.
Speakerphone!
Dan: Hey, honey!
Susan: I miss you! My right hand's making little circles...
Dan: Speakerphone! That's what you're on.
Timothy: Hi, Susan
Susan: Hi!
Mike: I like to make circles too, on my bike.

Things get dirty fast when Dan answers a call from Susan on the car speaker phone. Mike likes what he hears, even if he doesn't completely understand what he's hearing.
We're Bankrupt?
Dan: You're telling me we're bankrupt?
Timothy: If we don't close this deal...

Dan didn't realize just how important this deal was until Timothy informed him that it's this or bankruptcy. This means it's time to break all the rules and get this deal done, no matter what the price.
Little Guy Taking on the Big Guy
Dan: Well you're the little guy taking on the big guy.
Debra: You're going to go up against me and Dynamic Systems?
Dan: We're going to be hard to beat.

Dan and Debra square off as they both try to close a deal with a client. Dan isn't discouraged that he's up against a big company, even if it's one that knows him so well.
Those Pants are So Tight
Bill: Dan, this is Chuck Portnoy, who you know, don't you?
Debra: Those pants are so tight. Is that a crease?
Dan: No, I don't have a crease. Thank you!
Debra: Slit?
Dan: No
Debra: There's a space.
Dan: There is no space.
Debra: There's actually space. It's alarming.

When Bill, Jim and Debra run into Dan at the hotel, Debra doesn't hesitate to make fun of Dan's athletic pants. She can see everything, and doesn't shy away from pointing that out.
The Next Day I Started My Own Company
Dan: I just landed a huge deal for you and then you tell me that I'm going to take 5% less this year?
Debra: You are replaceable.
Dan: You say that kind of stuff a lot and that's why Brian Peters wrote, 'you're a jackass' on your parking spot.
Brian: What the hell, Dan?
...
Dan: That was one year ago. The next day I started my own company. I only have two employees. One's too old and one's too young.

Dan explains how he got to the place he's at now. One year ago he was working at Dynamic Systems, now he runs his own company. Neither situation is perfect, but he rolls with the flow.
Wheelbarrow Position
Timothy: If we close this deal, I want to make love to a woman, wheelbarrow position.Mike: How is it a wheelbarrow?
Timothy: One person's legs is being held up...
...
Mike: Does that feel good?
Girl: No
Mike: Maybe we should just try to do it normal. Maybe put me down when you get a chance.
...
Dan: I'm losing confidence in the team.

A suggestion for wheelbarrow position from Timothy sticks with Mike, who later tries the position with a woman. The results are unsuccessful, mainly as he acts as the tray instead of the frame, but they are pretty comical.
Forget All the Other Rules
Dan: The first rule is, show the client a good time. The second rule, forget all the other rules.

Dan lays out the details of their strategy to win over their client. It's not quite anything they stole from a business 101 textbook, but it sounds like it just might work.

Even though The Office has ended, there’s no reason we can’t take a look at the best Michael Scott quotes of all time. The American version of David Brent from the British Office series, Michael Scott is arguably just as funny as his UK counterpart. You might remember one of his most famous quotes, “I am Beyonce, always,” but Michael is famous for his odd outlook on life and love, and his incredibly awkward expressions. Deep down at heart, he’s a caring boss who just has a few issues to work out, and any employee would be lucky to work for him. Scroll through and find your favorite GIF’s and memes featuring Michael Scott, and check out more quotes from some of your other favorite TV characters on Ranker as well.
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He has great priorities

He's logical

...sometimes to a fault

He's considerate of others

He's politically correct

He's confident

He's a risk taker

....and incredibly honest

He's romantic

He's sensitive

Darth Vader is perhaps one of the most evil movie villains of all time, which is why we're taking a look at the best Darth Vader quotes of all time. In fact, Vader is so evil that he was listed as the third most evil movie character of all time by the American Film Institute, falling only behind Hannibal Lecter and Norman Bates. You might know Vader best for his famous, “Luke, I am your father” line, but the man born as Anakin Skywalker has plenty of other amazing quotes as well from Star Wars as well. What is your favorite Darth Vader line? We've included all his most famous quotes below in GIF form, but if we're missing one you love, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list.
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He's a family man

...even though he's a little scary

He's bold

He knows how to set boundaries

He's a man on a mission

He plays well with others

He's relentless

...unless you cross him

He believes in himself

He's intuitive

Even though it was hard to part with Breaking Bad, the best way to honor the show is to remember the best Walter White quotes of all time. You probably remember when he said, “I am not in danger, I am the danger” or "Stay out of my territory", but this former chemistry teacher has plenty more amazing lines other than those two. The brilliance of this character was his total transformation from a passive, geek scientist into a fearsome, in-your-face “cook” who could intimidate almost anyone with only his words and a mean stare. Check out some of these GIF quotes featuring the great Mr. White, and vote for the ones that you like the most.
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Building an empire

Be the best you can be

Who's your daddy?

It's all about priorities

I was alive

Setting the record straight

One is the lonliest number

The real enemy

Tread lightly

I am the danger

Cinderella 2015 movie quotes bring the classic story from the Charles Perrault fairy tale back to theaters for a live-action remake. The Disney film was directed by Kenneth Branagh using a screenplay by Aline Brosh McKenna and Chris Weitz. Cinderella opened in theaters in the United States on March 13, 2015.

In Cinderella, the young Ella (Eloise Webb and Lily James) is seen with her late mother (Hayley Atwell) learning that the key to living a good life is to be courageous and kind. Later, Ella's father (Ben Chaplin) marries Lady Tremaine (Cate Blanchett) at which time Ella joins a family with two stepsisters (Sophie McShera and Holliday Grainger). Neither Ella's stepmother nor her stepsisters treat her well, which, after her father dies, makes Ella's life living with them far from a fairy tale. Ella does, however, meet a man, the handsome Prince Charming (Richard Madden).

So when Ella is shunned from attending a ball at the Prince's palace, she is hurt but soon meets her Fairy Godmother (Helena Bonham Carter). The Fairy Godmother transforms Ella into a gorgeous princess and sends her off to the ball, but with some conditions, including that this fantasy will end at midnight. Ella reunites with Prince Charming at the ball, a budding relationship that the King (Derek Jacobi) and Lady Tremaine later conspire to destroy. Without the glitz and glamor, it's up to Ella and Prince Charming to try to rise above the adversity, if they can.

Cinderella 2015 joins theaters some 65 years after the original Disney edition. It opens alongside other great March 2015 movies such as Unfinished Business, The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, Chappie, and The Lazarus Effect.
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They're All Looking At You
Ella: They're all looking at you.
Prince Charming: Believe me, they're all looking at you.

Upon arriving at the ball, Ella remarks that everyone is looking at her Prince Charming. He correct her, noting they are looking at her, not him.
Fairy Godmother
Fairy Godmother: Excuse me, why are you crying?
Ella: Who are you?
Fairy Godmother: Whew, that's better!
Ella: My fairy godmother!
...
Fairy Godmother: Now, where's mice?
...
Ella: They're made of glass?
Fairy Godmother: And you find they're really comfortable... Now off you go, for you shall go to the ball... Remember, at the last stroke of midnight, the spell will be broken and all will return to what is was before.

Upset over not attending the ball, Ella encounters an old beggar outside, a woman who soon transforms into Ella's Fairy Godmother. Within moments, Ella too transforms, into a princess ready to make a head-turning entrance at the ball.
Just Because It's What's Done...
Prince Charming: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you all right?
Ella: I'm all right but you've nearly frightened the life out of him.
Prince Charming: Who?
Ella: The stag
Prince Charming: But we were hunting, you see. It's what's done.
Ella: Just because it's what's done, doesn't mean it's what should be done.
Prince Charming: You're right... I hope to see you again, miss.
Ella: And I you.

Ella and Prince Charming meet deep in the forest while he is out hunting. They are instantly smitten with one another but sadly must leave one another, at least for the moment.
Keep That Girl Out of Sight
King: Keep that girl out of sight and you and your daughters will get whatever you desire.

To attempt to keep Prince Charming and Ella from seeing one another, the King meets with Lady Tremaine to develop a plan that will benefit both of them. Can Ella and the Prince overcome this conspiracy?
You'll Be Safe
Ella's Father: She'll merely be your stepmother and you'll have two lovely sisters to keep you company so I'll know, as far away as I may be, you'll be safe.

Ella's father explains to her the benefits of having a stepmother and two stepsisters. He sees it as safety for Ella, but Ella is not convinced, and for good reason.
Have Courage and Be Kind
Ella's Mother: I want to tell you a secret that will see you through all the trials that life can offer. Have courage and be kind.

In a moment when Ella was a young girl, her mother shares a few words of wisdom. It was this advice, to be courageous and kind, formed Ella into the caring adult she later became.
Where There is Kindness
Ella's Mother: Where there is kindness, there is goodness. And where there is goodness, there is magic.

In more words of wisdom, Ella's mother reinforces how to bring good to her world. She remarks that kindness brings out goodness, which brings out magic. Ella doesn't yet know how true these words would later become.
A Ragged Servant Girl
Drizella: Cinder-wench!
Anastasia: Dirty-Ella!
Drizella: Cinder-Ella! That's what we'll call you.
Lady Tremaine: Oh girls, you're so clever!
...
Lady Tremaine: A ragged servant girl is what you are and what you will always be.

Ella is picked on by her stepsisters and evil stepmother. They call her names, including Cinderella, which later becomes her less-than-flattering nickname.
You Will Be King Soon
Captain: Wake up, Your Royal Highness. You're in a daze.
Prince Charming: It's that wonderful girl. I can't stop thinking about her.
...
King: You will be King soon. A Prince is not free to follow his heart. He must marry for the good of the kingdom.

Prince Charming is smitten with Ella and cannot stop thinking about her. Unfortunately for him, as he will soon be King, his love life is not subject to his input meaning a life with Ella is not in the cards.
Madam Will Do
Lady Tremaine: Wouldn't you prefer to eat when all the work is done, Ella?
Ella: Yes, stepmother
Lady Tremaine: Oh, you needn't call me that. Madam will do.

Ella and stepmother Lady Tremaine do not have the best relationship as it's quite one-sided. Lady Tremaine treats Ella as though she is hired help rather than a member of their family.

Run All Night movie quotes bring the action when one man hunts the son of another man to avenge the death of his own son. The thriller was directed by Jaume Collet-Serra using a screenplay by Brad Ingelsby. Run All Night opened in theaters on March 13, 2015.

In Run All Night, gun for hire Jimmy Conlon (Liam Neeson) is put in a tough position when he comes upon a situation where Danny Maguire (Boyd Holbrook), the son of Jimmy's former boss, Shawn Maguire (Ed Harris) is about to kill Jimmy's estranged son, Michael (Joel Kinnaman). With no time to think about the situation, Jimmy shoots Danny to save Michael.

Needless to say, this action has some major consequences when Shawn learns that his former employee has killed his son. The two meet, where Jimmy pleads for Shawn to not murder Michael, but Shawn is not hearing any of that. This leads to one night-long game of cat and mouse between Shawn, Jimmy and Michael, forcing Jimmy and Michael to put aside their differences and work together to stay alive.

Run All Night hits theaters which are already packed with other great March 2015 films including Cinderella (2015), Unfinished Business, The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, and Chappie.
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You Know How This Has to End
Jimmy Conlon: It's gotta be 15 years since I've been in here. The place looks different.
Shawn Maguire: All the old places look different now. I'm the only one who ever cared about you and all of that ended an hour ago when you killed my son.
Jimmy Conlon: I pulled the trigger. I killed Danny. I had to. He was going to shoot Michael. I'm here asking for my son's life, Shawn. He's a good kid. He's got a family. He don't deserve this.
Shawn Maguire: You know this has to end. And when it's done, and it will be done, then I'll let you die.

Jimmy comes face to face with Shawn to own up to killing Shawn's son and begging for mercy. His plea is quickly denied which sets the stage for an epic battle between the two former allies.
Listen to Your Father for One Night
Jimmy Conlon: Right now, we're the most-wanted men in this city. I know how this works. They're going to start pulling your life apart. The cops, they've got the wrong motivation. You've gotta worry about staying alive. I'm the best chance you've got. Listen to your father for one night.
Mike Conlon: One night...

Jimmy makes a plea to estranged son Michael to listen to his advice for once in his life. If they cannot work together, neither are likely to survive the night.
I Want People at His House
Shawn Maguire: I want people at his house. I want people at his wife's family's house. Anywhere he might run for help.

Shawn was not joking when he said he would bring out everything he had to avenge his son's death, something he puts into motion when he orders his men to cover Michael's home and the homes of his extended family members.
I've Got a Job for You
Shawn Maguire: I've got a job for you.
Mr. Price: What are their names?

Shawn brings in the big guns to help him take down Jimmy and Michael. He knows just who can help, Mr. Price.
I'm Coming After You
Shawn Maguire: I'm coming after your boy with everything I've got.
Jimmy Conlon: As long as you're coming after Michael, I'm coming after you.

When Shawn remarks that he will stop at nothing to kill Jimmy's son, in retribution for Jimmy killing his son, Jimmy accepts the challenge. Surely the night will not end with more than a little spilled blood.
We Both Know Why I'm Here
Mike Conlon: What are you doing here?
Jimmy Conlon: We both know why I'm here, Michael.
Mike Conlon: So what happens now?
Jimmy Conlon: Shawn's going to come after you, Michael, and if he can't get to you, he's going to go after your family.

Mike plays dumb when his father arrives at his home. Jimmy reminds Michael that he knows why he's there and informs him of the war that is coming to them.
When It's Done...
Shawn Maguire: When it's done, I'm going to look you in the eyes and I'm going to see how empty they are without your son in the world.

Shawn has some strong words for Jimmy about how this night is going to go down. Shawn promises that he will kill Jimmy's son then bask in Jimmy's pain. Shawn is not playing around.

Insurgent movie quotes bring another installment in the popular Divergent film series to the big screen. The sci-fi action film, which was based on the novel of the same name by Veronica Roth, was directed by Robert Schwentke using a screenplay Brian Duffield, Akiva Goldsman and Mark Bomback adapted. Playing in IMAX 3D, Insurgent opened in theaters in the United States on March 20, 2015.

In Insurgent, the action picks up immediately after the events of Divergent with Tris Prior (Shailene Woodley), Caleb (Ansel Elgort), Four (Theo James) and others on the run after deflecting from the Erudite faction, which sought to take over the land. But they know that waging war against the Erudite faction and leader Jeanine (Kate Winslet) will not be easy, especially as they are grossly outnumbered.

So, Four, Tris, Caleb and the others join up with the factionless, including leader Evelyn (Naomi Watts). Together, their combined forces can have a fair fight against the Erudites and strive to preserve what little bit of civilization they have left. This is easier said than done though for Tris, who cannot help but feel responsible that her actions have meant the deaths of her loved ones. Tris must decide if she wants to move forward with the plan or sit back and let Jeanine take over.

Insurgent is sure to be good box office competition for other films in theaters at the same time including Cinderella (2015), Run All Night, Unfinished Business, and The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
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She's the Perfect Subject
Eric Coulter: It's really good to see you again.
Four: What does she want with her?
Eric Coulter: She's the perfect subject.

Four is reunited with old Dauntless leader Eric who has captured Four. He does however have some helpful information to pass along, the reason why Jeanine is so concerned with having control over Tris.
You're Gonna Fight You
Tris Prior: I'm not gonna fight you.
Jeanine Matthews: Of course you're not. You're gonna fight you.

When Tris and Jeanine come face to face, Tris balks at the idea of giving in to Jeanine's attempt to get a rise out of her. Jeanine had other plans the whole time though and soon Tris finds herself fighting herself.
If We Were to Combine Forces
Evelyn: Jeanine claims you're all dangerous Insurgents. If we were to combine forces, we'd be unstoppable.

Four and Tris speak with Evelyn, the leader of the factionless, about combining their groups together to take down the Erudites. The plan seems solid and they move ahead with one united goal in mind.
I Know You're Angry
Johanna Reyes: I know you're angry, Tris, but you're letting it all consume you.

Johanna, one of the Amity members, tries to comfort Tris, who is visibly affected by the recent events. She reminds Tris that dwelling on this anger will not help anything. Tris must let it go and focus on what she can change.
You Are Worth It
Tris Prior: I can't let anyone else die because of me.
Four: No one else is going to die because of you.
Tris Prior: You know, I'm just one person. I'm not worth it.
Four: No, you are worth it. You are worth it to me. You have to promise me that you're not going to leave. I want you to promise me that you won't go.

Tris feels guilty about how her actions led to the deaths of her loved ones, a feeling that makes her question if she wants to continue this fight. Four, however, is not going to let her quit that easily.
You Are Living Proof
Caleb Prior: You are living proof that the Divergent problem has grown beyond all control.

Caleb remarks just how powerful Tris is and how much of a threat to the Erudites that makes her and the rest of the Divergents. This is not meant to make Tris feel guilty, only provide context to how far Jeanine will go to stop them.
We Don't Have the Numbers
Four: Jeanine's never going to stop coming after us. It's time we fight back.
Tori Wu: We don't have the numbers.
Four: We will.

When Tori points out that they are severely outnumbered in a fight against the Erudites, Four has a plan to fix that issue specifically. If they gather up the rest of the Dauntless and the factionless, they will have the numbers they need for a fair fight.
Extreme Measures
Jeanine Matthews: Dark times call for extreme measures.

Jeanine is not messing around or sitting back to watch the Insurgents mess with her plans. She's bringing out the big guns, or extreme measures for these trying times.
What Does Jeanine Think Is In That Box?
Tris Prior: What does Jeanine think is in that box, Caleb?
Caleb Prior: I don't know, but she's testing Divergents, searching for the one who can open it.

After hearing Jeanine talk about a box that holds the key to peace, Caleb and Tris ponder what that box might contain. Regardless of the contents, they know that it will take the right Divergent to open it, putting all of the Divergents at risk.
This Is the Only Chance
Caleb Prior: This is the only chance to rescue what little civilization we have left.

Having always been that wise voice of reason, Caleb reminds the rest of the crew exactly what is at stake in this war. If they want to keep what is remaining of their civilization, this is the only way to do that.

The Gunman movie quotes follow what happens when one gun for hire tries to retire to spend time with his love. The action thriller was directed by Pierre Morel using a screenplay Don Macpherson and Pete Travis adapted from the novel The Prone Gunman by Jean-Patrick Manchette. The Gunman opened in theaters on March 20, 2015.

In The Gunman, Jim Terrier (Sean Penn) works as an international operative for an organization, a position that requires him, more often than not, to kill for a living. Jim wants nothing more than to retire from this position and settle down with his longtime love, Annie (Jasmine Trinca). But when he brings up this end to his employer, including Felix (Javier Bardem), he's told that there is much more work to be done.

So Jim revolts and threatens Felix with records of the crimes they've committed over the years in a hope that this will lead to their separation. Instead, this sets off a war between the two sides with Felix and company taking Annie hostage. With the stakes now extremely high, Jim must fight for his freedom and the live of his love.

The Gunman opens alongside a handful of high-profile films including Insurgent, Cinderella (2015), Run All Night, Unfinished Business.
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Murphy's Law
DuPont: Need a light? Mind if I sit down? I think I might have one with you. You ever have one of those days when every law is Murphy's Law? Everything's going wrong and everyone wants to kill you for something. Got some heavy s*** going on up there today.
Jim: Is that right?
DuPont: Oh yeah, one of the companies in that building got a surprise visit from Interpol. You know Interpol?

Jim is approached by DuPont outside of the office building where his former employer resides. DuPont informs Jim that Interpol paid them a visit, suggesting the he knows Jim was behind it.
Our Designated Trigger
Felix: You are our designated trigger, Jim.
Jim: I had a feeling.

When attempting to quit his job, Jim learns that his work is not done. Felix wants him to take out another target before anything else is discussed.
The Ones Who Aren't After You
Cox: You always worry too much, Jim. The past is the past, my friend. Keep your eyes open, my friend. It's the ones who aren't after you that do you in the end.

Cox provides Jim with some wise advice. While he tells Jim not to worry, he does remind Jim that it's often the unexpected threat that will hurt you the most.
Will You Work Late?
Annie: Do you have to go to work today?
Jim: I've got to grab some stuff then go out to the site.
Annie: Will you work late?
Jim: I'm hoping now.
Annie: What are you doing over there?

Jim wants nothing more than to quit his job and stay home with love Annie, who doesn't quite know what Jim does for a living. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem like it's in the cards at the moment.
We Thought We Were Helping
Jim: We did some bad things. I did some bad things.
Annie: Tell me.
Jim: We thought we were helping but it didn't work out that way.

Jim reveals his profession, as a hired gun, to love interest Annie. He has regret and guilt over the things he did in that role and is ready to make amends, or try to.
It Never Happened
Felix: You keep a diary of the horror we created? It never happened!
Jim: That's the way you want to play it with me? You did your part, I did mine. We all find a way to justify it.

Jim has the ammunition to take down Felix and company and is ready to move forward with just that. Felix cannot believe what he's hearing and instantly denies what they both know to be true.
A Remarkable Woman
Felix: Jim, we have a surprise for you. She is a remarkable woman, Jim, remarkable.

Jim gets the worst phone call possible. Felix and company have taken Annie and are holding her hostage because of Jim's actions. Surely, this can't end well.
I Recorded Everything
Jim: I recorded everything. I'm going to throw it out where the world can see it.
Felix: Really? Really?

Jim gives Felix a heads up that he has records about their actions and is ready to expose them. Felix continues to try to intimidate Jim to do otherwise but Jim seems pretty determined.
You Have to Expose Them
Jim: The company's clearing house.
Stanley: You have to expose them.

Jim explains the situation with his employer to Stanley, who urges him to fight back. Jim wants to do just that but knows that it will not be easy.
You're the Last Real Threat
Cox: I can see the company's perspective. You're the last real threat on the table.
Jim: Then we've got nothing left to talk about.

Cox turns the tables on Jim when he sides with the company rather than him. Jim understands this as learning he can no longer trust Cox and walks away.

The best Miracle quotes tell the true story of the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team who won the gold medal against all odds at the Winter Olympics. Written by Eric Guggenheim, the film was directed by Gavin O'Connor. Miracle opened in theaters on February 6, 2004, and has since been regarded as one of the best sports movies of all time.

In Miracle, the United States Olympic Committee, in preparation for the 1980 Winter Olympics, hires the highly successful University of Minnesota coach Herb Brooks (Kurt Russell) to lead the team into what is seen as an impossible task. The US enters the games having been embarrassed, especially by the Soviet team, which won gold at six of the last seven Olympics. Much to their ire, however, Coach Brooks selects a roster of 26 players, which by design, omit many of the most talented players available.

Coach Brooks puts the players, including Jim Craig (Eddie Cahill), Mike Erizione (Patrick O'Brien Demsey), Jack O'Callahan (Michael Mantenuto) and Rob McClanahan (Nathan West), through grueling training in preparation. Using his own system, he forces them to think differently about the game and enter the Olympics as the best-conditioned team on the ice. In the end, the US team faces the Soviets where the epic conclusion of the story peaks. Coach Brooks leaves the team with a remarkable pre-game speech but it's up to them whether they will complete the miracle or not.

Miracle isn's just one of the best sports movies ever, but also one of the most inspirational sports movies as well. Do you believe in miracles?
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Great Moments Are Born From Great Opportunity
Herb Brooks: Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, WE are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players. Every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it.
The Important Thing
Herb Brooks: I got a telegram from a lady in Texas today, and you know what it said?
Patti Brooks: What?
Herb Brooks: "Beat those Commie bastards." We're playing a hockey game against the greatest team in the world, and they're the best that's ever played this game. Why can't we just leave it at that?
Patti Brooks: Because this is more than a hockey game to a lot of people.
Herb Brooks: Yeah and I keep running through them all. Johnson on Mikhailov. Broten on Petrov. Pav against whoever-Ov. We just ... We don't match up, Patti.
Patti Brooks: You might want to skip that when you talk to the boys tomorrow. Herb, there's no disgrace in losing to this team.
Herb Brooks: Yeah, I know.
Patti Brooks: The important thing is, you got this far.
Herb Brooks: The important thing? The important thing is that those twenty boys know in twenty years, they didn't leave anything on the table. They played their hearts out. That's the important thing.

Who Do You Play For?
Mike Eruzione: Mike Eruzione! Winthrop, Massachusetts!
Herb Brooks: Who do you play for?
Mike Eruzione: I play for the United States of America!
I'm Not Looking for the Best Players
Herb Brooks: Take a look at this.
Craig Patrick: What's this?
Herb Brooks: 26 names. The tough part will be getting it down to 20 before the opening ceremonies.
Craig Patrick: This is the final roster? You're kidding me, right? This is our first day, Herb. We've got a week of this. What about the advisory staff? Aren't they supposed to have a say in this?
Herb Brooks: Not technically
Craig Patrick: You're missing some of the best players.
Herb Brooks: I'm not looking for the best players, Craig. I'm looking for the right ones.
Craig Patrick: You have Jim Craig to back up Janaszak?
Herb Brooks: Other way around.
Craig Patrick: Other way around? I'm sorry didn't Janaszak just win you a national championship?
Herb Brooks: Janny is a solid goal tender, but we're not playing for the national championship here, Craig.
Craig Patrick: You know people I speak to say that Craig's game has been off since his mom died.
Herb Brooks: They ever see him when his game's on?

Do You Believe in Miracles?
Al Michaels: Five seconds left in the game. Do you believe in miracles? YES!
Win on Talent Alone
Herb Brooks: You think you can win on talent alone? Gentlemen, you don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.
All Star Teams Fail
Herb Brooks: All-star teams fail because they rely solely on the individual's talent. The Soviets win because they take that talent and use it inside a system that's designed for the betterment of the team. My goal is to beat 'em at their own game.
Lou Nanne: Beat the best team in the world? Gold medalists in '64, '68, '72, '76? Pretty lofty goal, Herb.
Herb Brooks: Well, Lou, that's why I want to pursue it.
The Name on the Front
Herb Brooks: When you pull on that jersey, you represent yourself and your teammates. And the name on the front is a hell of alot more important than the one on the back! Get that through your head!
I'll Be Your Coach
Herb Brooks: I'll be your coach, I won't be your friend. If you need one of those, take it up with Doc or Coach Patrick.
The Kid in the Net Who Wouldn't Take the Test
Jim Craig: Wait a second, I've given you all I've got, and now you're pulling the plug on me?
Herb Brooks: Have you? Given me your very best? Because I know there's a lot more in you, a whole other level, that for some reason you just don't want to go to!... Aww, what the hell, you don't understand what the hell I'm talking about.
Jim Craig: No... you know what I understand, Herb? I don't understand you, nobody on this team understands you. You, with your ridiculous sayings, and your drills, and those stupid psychology tests that you had everybody take
Herb Brooks: Everybody?
Jim Craig: What, so this is what this is all about? Because I didn't take your test? Fine, you want me to take your test, I'll take your test. Is that what you want?
Herb Brooks: No. I wanna see the kid in the net who wouldn't take the test.

The best Ghostbusters quotes are those memorable one liners and conversations from the classic comedy. Directed by Ivan Reitman, the fantasy film was written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis, both of which star in the film alongside Bill Murray and Sigourney Weaver. Regarded as one of the best comedy films of all time, Ghostbusters opened in theaters on June 8, 1984, and went on to earn nearly $300 million worldwide.

In Ghostbusters, Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ray Stantz (Dan Aykroyd), and Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis) operated the paranormal investigation and extermination service Ghostbusters out of a firehouse in New York City. Business is good so they hire a fourth member of the team, Winston Zeddemore (Ernie Hudson).

But when the Ghostbusters are hired by Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver), they stumble upon a big one in Zuul, a demonic demigod. Zuul soon takes over Dana's body, leading the Ghostbusters on a wicked journey to summon Gozer, Zuul's god, in order to restore order, save Dana and prevent mass hysteria. But to do that, they'll have to take down the destructor, which just happens to have taken the form of a giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

So, if you're feeling like watching what Rankers voted the best ghost movie of all time, Ghostbusters is right up your alley. Whatever you do, remember, don't cross the streams!
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We Cross the Streams
Egon Spengler: I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways. We could reverse the particle flow through the gate.
Peter Venkman: How?
Egon Spengler: We'll cross the streams.
Peter Venkman: Excuse me, Egon, you said crossing the streams was bad.
Ray Stantz: Cross the streams...
Peter Venkman: You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client. The nice lady who paid us in advance before she became a dog.
Egon Spengler: Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive.
Peter Venkman: I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it. Let's do it!
Winston Zeddmore: This job is definitely not worth eleven-five a year!

Don't Cross the Streams
Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter Venkman: What?
Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Peter Venkman: Why?
Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal!
Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Okay, Who Brought the Dog?
Louis Tully: Okay, who brought the dog?
We Came, We Saw, We Kicked its Ass
Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Hotel Manager: Did you see it? What was it?
Ray Stantz: We got it!
Hotel Manager: What is it? Will there be any more of them?
Ray Stantz: Sir, what you had there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a Class Five full-roaming vapor. Real nasty one, too!
Peter Venkman: Let's talk seriously, now. For the entrapment, we're gonna have to ask you for four big ones. $4,000 for that. But we are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast, and that's only going to come to $1,000, fortunately.
Hotel Manager: $5,000 I had no idea it would be so much. I won't pay it.
Peter Venkman: Well, that's all right. We can just put it right back in there.
Ray Stantz: We certainly can, Dr. Venkman.
Hotel Manager: No, no, no, no! All right! I'll pay anything!
Peter Venkman: Thanks so much.

He Slimed Me
Peter Venkman: He slimed me.
You Did Not Use the Magic Word
Walter Peck: And where do you put these ghosts, once you catch them?
Peter Venkman: In a storage facility
Walter Peck: And may I see this storage facility?
Peter Venkman: No
Walter Peck: Why not?
Peter Venkman: Because you did not use the magic word.
Walter Peck: What is the magic word, Mr. Venkman?
Peter Venkman: "Please"
Walter Peck: May I please see the storage facility?
Peter Venkman: Why do you want to see the storage facility?
Walter Peck: Well, because I'm curious. I want to know more about what you do here! Frankly, there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess for any possible environmental impact from your operation! For instance, the presence of noxious, possibly hazardous waste chemicals in your basement! Now you either show me what is down there, or I come back with a court order.
Peter Venkman: You go get a court order! And I'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution.
Walter Peck: You can have it your way, Mr. Venkman.

She Barks, She Drools, She Claws
Egon Spengler: The structure of this roof cap is exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker that NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in deep space.
Ray Stantz: Cold riveted girders with cores of pure selenium
Peter Venkman: Everyone getting this so far? So what? I guess they just don't make them like they used to.
Ray Stantz: No! Nobody made them like this! The architect was either a certified genius or an authentic wacko!
Peter Venkman: Ray, for a moment, pretend that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.
Ray Stantz: You never studied. The whole building is a huge super-conductive antenna that was designed and built expressly for the purpose of pulling in and concentrating spiritual turbulence. Your girlfriend, Pete, lives in the corner penthouse of Spook Central.
Peter Venkman: She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers! She barks, she drools, she claws...

Yes, It's True. This Man Has No Dick
Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: Alright, alright, alright!
Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!

When Someone Asks If You're a God
Ray Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension.
Peter Venkman: That 'oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.
Gozer: Are you a god?
Ray Stantz: Err... No.
Gozer: Then... Die!
Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!

It's The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Gozer: Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!
Ray Stantz: What do you mean, choose? We don't understand!
Gozer: Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!
Peter Venkman: Oh, I get it. Real cute! Whatever we think of— if we think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us, okay? So empty your heads, don't think of anything. We've only got one shot at this.
Gozer: The choice is made!
Peter Venkman: Whoa! Hold on!
Gozer: The traveller has come!
Peter Venkman: Nobody chose anything! Did you think of anything?
Egon Spengler: No.
Peter Venkman: Did you?
Winston Zeddmore: My mind is totally blank.
Peter Venkman: I didn't think anything.
Ray Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Peter Venkman: What? just popped in there?
Ray Stantz: I- I- I tried to think...
Egon Spengler: Look!
Ray Stantz: No! It can't be!
Peter Venkman: What is it?
Ray Stantz: It can't be!
Peter Venkman: What did you do Ray?!
Winston Zeddemore: Oh s***!
Ray Stantz: It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

Get Hard movie quotes bring the laughs that come when one businessman hires his only black friend to prepare him for a prison sentence. The comedy film was directed by Etan Cohen using a screenplay by Jay Martel and Ian Roberts. Get Hard opened in theaters on March 27, 2015.

In Get Hard, wealthy businessman James King (Will Ferrell) seems to have it all in life. He has a huge house and beautiful wife (Alison Brie), but that all changes when the FBI arrives to arrest him on charges of fraud and embezzlement. While James proclaims his innocence, a judge sentences him to 10 years at a maximum security facility.

James knows prison will be a culture shock so he hires the only black guy he knows, Darnell (Kevin Hart), to prepare him. While Darnell has never really been to prison, he takes the job and the two embark on prison school. But can a rich businessman get hard from this never-incarcerated family man and learn enough to get him through this sentence? The jury is still out on that one.

Get Hard opens alongside a bunch of other fantastic movies such as Insurgent, Cinderella (2015), The Gunman, Run All Night, Unfinished Business.
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I Was Being Black
Rita: What reason did you give him to assume that you went to prison?
Darnell: I was being black.
Rita: You're not exactly a thug, Darnell.
Darnell: All I gotta do is talk a little deeper.
Rita: I'm going to say goodnight.
Darnell: Bitch, don't walk away from me!
Rita: What in the hell did you just say to me?
Darnell: Stop! Stop! What is that?

When Darnell explains to wife Rita what he's been hired to do, Rita cannot believe that Darnell would be anyone to teach a rich businessman about prison. But in a moment, Darnell turns the tables and acts like the stereotypical gangster, a move that Rita hands right back to him.
Teach Me to Survive in Prison
James: My life is ruined cause after 30 days I'm going to prison. It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
Darnell: Hell yeah, it's bad.
James: Teach me how to survive in prison the way you did.
Darnell: Tell me how you know I went to prison.
James: Given your low economic status...
Darnell: Wait, what?
James: Your perceived lack of college education...
Darnell: Lack of... Okay
James: Statistically, you definitely went to prison.
Darnell: Okay, I'll see you tomorrow, convict.

James enlists the only black guy he knows, Darnell, to help him prepare for prison. He doesn't for a moment consider that Darnell has not been to prison but Darnell doesn't turn down an easy buck to make that fact known either.
This is San Quentin Now
Darnell: This ain't no longer your house, man. This is San Quentin now.
...
Darnell: We're going to roll part of the yard, white boy... [in a Latino accent] You lost, esse?
James: I'm very confused.
Darnell: Then go back where you belong!
James: I don't know where I belong.
Darnell: I know where you belong. You belong with me.
James: I don't want that.

Darnell and James do an exercise where Darnell acts as various stereotypical ethnic types and bullies him in a prison yard. James is clearly confused, especially when Darnell hits on him.
Let Me See Your Mad Dog Face
Darnell: This is my prison-readiness program. You master these skills, you will survive in prison.
...
Darnell: Let me see what your mad dog face look like.
James: What is a mad dog face?
Darnell: You're a mad dog! Like a pit bull with no leash! Hah! ... What are you doing, James?
James: Sad-dogging you, you think that's a strategy that could work? Please don't sexually assault me, I'm already too sad.

Darnell urges James to practice his mad dog face to strengthen his prison defensive skills. Instead, James shows a sad dog face and pleads for mercy.
Short for Mayonnaise
Joaquin: We gotta roll, Mayo.
Darnell: Who's Mayo?
James: It's my gang name. It's short for Mayonnaise.

James introduces his gang name to Darnell and even explains its origin. Considering the name comes from the word Mayonnaise, Darnell is not impressed.
We Are About to Simulate a Prison Riot
Darnell: We do this, we do it hard!
James: I can get hard!
...
Darnell: As your incarceration expert, it is my job to prepare you.
...
Darnell: We are about to simulate a prison riot.
...
Darnell: That was intense, right?
James: Actually, I feel fine.
Darnell: Oh!
James: What?

In another exercise to prepare James for prison, Darnell simulates a prison riot. James feels he handles the test well, at least until he realizes that he has a metal spoon sticking out of his skull.
I Would Have Done the Same Thing if You Were White
Darnell: This is Mr. King's car. The man owns the building. At least we can get his car right.
...
James: Oh! I have almost no cash... just $9,000.
Darnell: Man, I've got your keys.
James: Just so you know, I would have done the same thing if you were white.
Darnell: That's good to know.

While it's unclear how James truly feels about various races, it's pretty clear that Darnell is a hard worker who wants to impress his boss. Little does Darnell know just how much James will soon learn from him.
Looking to Join the Crenshaw Kings
James: Hello!
Gang Member: Who the hell are you?
James: I don't think they've ever seen a white person before.
Darnell: Trust me, that is not the problem.
...
James: I am looking to join the Crenshaw Kings.
Joaquin: Are you?
Darnell: He just wants you to protect him while he's on the inside.
Joaquin: Mr. I'm too good for the hood, I'll bounce you off this front porch sideways.
James: I'm sorry. I didn't understand a word you said.

James and Darnell head to Crenshaw in an effort to get James into a gang to secure protection in prison. From James' ridiculous outfit to his lack of understanding of the completely English words Joaquin says, the meeting does not go too well.
Prison School Is in Session
James: Hello?
Darnell: You ready, white boy? Pepper spay, bitch! Prison school is in session!
James: I'm learning so much. This is exactly what I need.

The first day of prison school is a rough one for James and it begins with pepper spray right to the face. He takes it in stride, thanking Darnell for this tough lesson.
10 Years in a Maximum Security Prison
FBI Agent: James King?
James: Yes
FBI Agent: You're under arrest for fraud and embezzlement.
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James: I have faith that the justice system will exonerate me.
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Judge: I've sentenced you to 10 years in a maximum security prison.
James: Did he say 10 years?

After the FBI arrive at his door, James learns that he's being arrested for a handful of charges, ones that he swears are untrue. At first, James thinks all will work out, that he will be exonerated, but when the judge sentences him to 10 years in prison, the freak out commences.

Home movie quotes take viewers on a journey to see if two unlikely friends from different planets can find a home amongst a world of chaos. The animated adventure comedy was written by Tom J. Astle and Matt Ember, and directed by Tim Johnson. Released by DreamWorks Animation, Home opened in theaters on March 27, 2015.

In Home, the alien race of Boov leaves their home planet in search of another to flee their enemies. Led by Captain Smek (voiced by Steve Martin), they come upon Earth and begin transporting the humans on the planet to another. One human, however, is left behind, a girl named Tip (voiced by Rihanna).

She soon meets one of the Boov, Oh (voiced by Jim Parsons), who, due to his mistakes, has been banished from his alien race. So together, Tip and Oh, along with Tip's cat, Pig, scour what is left of Earth in search of Tip's mother, Lucy (voiced by Jennifer Lopez). But this unlikely pair will have to face more than their differences as they try to discover the true meaning to having a home.

The animated comedy Home brings some family fun to theaters already showing a number of more grown up films such as Get Hard, Insurgent, Cinderella (2015), The Gunman, and Run All Night.
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Is He Going to Explode?
Oh: Your vehicle is infested.
Tip: It's not infested. He's my pet. His name is Pig. Don't touch him.
Oh: Now he is vibrating... Is he going to explode?
Tip: No, he's just purring.
Oh: Why do you haves this thing? Is it useful? Does it give meat or milk?
Tip: What? Ew, no! You just have pets for fun and companionship.
Oh: You has me for fun and companion on this ship.
Tip: Yeah, well, Pig is better.
Oh: If Cat is Pig, what is your name?
Tip: My friends call me Tip.
Oh: I am Oh.
Tip: Oh?
Oh: I have been give this name by my many, many friends.

Oh meets a new friend in Tip's cat, Pig. He doesn't quite understand why Tip keeps an unproductive, vibrating pet, especially when she has him there for fun and companionship.
I Has Made a Few Mistakes
Tip: Why are they after you?
Oh: I has made a few mistakes.

Tip asks Oh why the Boov are after him. As Oh explains, he made some mistakes with his people and now they are holding him responsible.
Can I Come Into the Out Now?
Oh: Ahh!
Tip: Ahh! Gotcha!
Oh: What for are you did this? I am Boov!
Tip: I know what you are.
Oh: Can I come into the out now?
Tip: No! You cannot come into the out now.
Oh: But I can, you are just having to take away the piece of wood. I will shoot forth the lasers from my eyeballs.
Tip: You can do that?
Oh: Yes
Tip: Huh

Oh and Tip meet in a convenience store where Tip traps Oh in a cooler. Oh uses his charm to transform them from enemies into instant best buds.
Do Not Drink the Lemonade!
Tip: Okay, pee break.
Oh: Ooohh, I too has to break pee.
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Oh: Ahh! Do not eat the blue mints! Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade.
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Oh: Do not drink the lemonade!

A quick bathroom break provides some useful lessons for Oh. When eating the blue mint (urinal cake) doesn't work out well, he tries to wash it down with what he thinks is lemonade in the toilet bowl. He soon understands that he's made two huge mistakes.
These Delicious Fruits
Captain Smek: What plant grows these delicious fruits?

Captain Smek thinks he's come upon a delicious fruit on earth. Little does he know, that delicious fruit he's eating is actually a football. Yum!
My Turn for Driving
Oh: My turn for driving! Keys please!
Tip: You are a terrible driver!
Oh: Look, I has found our car.
Tip: Are you trying to drive me crazy?

Oh demands his turn to drive, something that Tip reluctantly agrees to. Tip soon regrets this mistake and learns that Oh is an absolutely horrible driver.
Your Gratitude is Implied
Tip: What did you do to my car?
Oh: It should to hover much better now... I am prepared to accept one of your traditional gestures of human gratitude.
Tip: Our tradition is to punch you in the nose. Hold still.
Oh: Your gratitude is implied.

Oh takes it upon himself to make some upgrades to Tip's car. While Tip is not especially impressed, Oh gives himself her gratitude anyway.
Nobody's Perfect
Oh: Among Boov, I do not fit in.
Tip: Nobody's perfect. Your mistakes are what make you human.

Oh reveals that he does not feel at home amongst his fellow Boov. But as Tip reminds him of, no one is perfect.
Boov Do Not Dancing!
Tip: Let's have some tunage.
Oh: This is not even music. This is just noise... Involuntary physical response! Confusion! What is happening to my body?
Tip: It's called dancing.
Oh: Boov do not dancing!
Tip: I can tell!
Oh: How long before this kills me? I am not in control of my own extremities.
Tip: Work it!
Oh: I do not want it to work.
Tip: Hey, you know what? Boov rhymes with groove! Shake your Boov thing!
Oh: It is shaking in the most undignified way! Oh, no! My hands are in the air like I just do not care!

When Tip turns on some music in the car, Oh gets a lesson in dancing. He feels the music and moves to the beat, though not exactly very well.
No More Running Away
Captain Smek: My fellow Boov, give daddy some sugar! Well thank you! I have saved us again by finding this new home planet where we will forever be safe from our enemies. Well thank you! Now just this side! Now this one! No more running away. Welcome home! ... Run for your lives!

Captain Smek addresses the Boov when they land on a new planet. Smek is sure that they've found a new home but the monster that appears trying to eat them all soon changes that thought.

While We're Young movie quotes follow what happens when a 40-something couple makes friends with a 25-year-old couple. The comedy-drama was written and directed by Noah Baumbach. After appearing at the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival, While We're Young opened in theaters on March 27, 2015.

In While We're Young, filmmaker Josh (Ben Stiller) and Cornelia (Naomi Watts) live a happy life in New York. They've made peace with their child-free marriage and are both enjoying successful careers. But when Josh meets younger couple Jamie (Adam Driver) and Darby (Amanda Seyfried), Josh and Cornelia get a chance to relive their younger years as a result.

This new friendship, however, begins to take a toll on existing friendships with Josh and Cornelia's other friends of their own age, including with new parents Fletcher (Adam Horovitz) and Marina (Maria Dizzia). Also, Josh begins to wonder just exactly why Josh and Darby sought out he and Cornelia to be friends, knowing that Cornelia's father, Leslie (Charles Grodin), could potentially have a big impact on Jamie's career.

While We're Young opens alongside a bunch of other great March 2015 films including Get Hard, Hard, Insurgent, Cinderella (2015), and The Gunman.
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I Really Loved Your Film
Jamie: Beautiful class!
Josh: Oh, thanks!
Jamie: I really loved your film Power Elite.
Josh: Oh, you've seen it?
Jamie: That scene with the dogs around the garbage, how did you stage that?
Josh: Those dogs were just there and I said, "hey, shoot those dogs."
Jamie: Beautiful! You want to come get a bite with us?

Josh is approached by Jamie and Darby after a class. When Jamie compliments one of Josh's films, they hit it off and a new friendship is born.
Something That Being Around Them That Energizes You
Josh: I love his shoes. I have some wing tips here somewhere. I stopped wearing them when I got shin splints.
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Cornelia: There's something about being around them that energizes you.
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Dr. Nagato: You have arthritis in your knee.
Josh: Arthritis, arthritis?
Dr. Nagato: Yes, I usually just say it once.

Josh tries his best to keep up with Jamie's energy and fashion choices. Unfortunately, his body doesn't quite keep up with all of that, as evidenced by his arthritis.
I Don't Think I'm Ever Going to Die
Jamie: If I want to be totally honest with myself, I don't think I'm ever going to die. I know that's crazy.
Josh: That's crazy.

Jamie shares some words of wisdom with Josh over coffee. Specifically, Jamie mentions he thinks he will never die. Both agree that's crazy.
Hallucinate and Vomit Up Your Demons
Cornelia: We've got this ayahuasca ceremony this weekend with Jamie and Darby.
Marina: What's an ayahuasca ceremony?
Cornelia: We drink this sludgy liquid and you hallucinate and you vomit up your demons.
Marina: Okay, well, we're just having a cookout and maybe playing charades.

When Cornelia tells Marina about their weekend plans, Marina feels a bit boring in comparison. Who wants to cook out and play charades when you can hallucinate and vomit up your demons?
They're Children!
Marina: We're a boring couple with a baby. What have you guys been doing?
Josh: We met this interesting couple. He's a young documentarian and she makes ice cream.
Marina: How old are they?
Cornelia: 25... 26
Josh: 26... 27
Marina: They're children!
Fletcher: Yeah, nine years ago they couldn't vote.

When Josh and Cornelia tell friends Marina and Fletcher of their new friends, Marina and Fletcher do not exactly react well. Josh and Cornelia's relationship with these young kids is affecting their existing relationships with those of their own age, but they don't quite see that yet.
I Like Our Life
Josh: I like our life as it is.
Cornelia: Yeah, I mean, if we wanted to take off to Paris, we could.
Josh: If we're going to do it, we should plan it at least a month in advance.
Cornelia: A month is still in the realm of spontaneity.

Josh and Cornelia are satisfied with their current life, one that included the choice not to have children. They feel spontaneous, or as spontaneous as planning things in a month in advance is.
We're Worried About You Guys
Fletcher: We don't know how else to say this but, we're worried about you guys.
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Josh: Do you think that Jamie came to my class because he knew I was married to you? This was all so he could meet your dad?
Cornelia: The world isn't a conspiracy against you.
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Josh: It's all a pose! It's like he once saw a sincere person and he's been imitating him ever since!

Fletcher and Marina confront Josh and Cornelia about their friendship with Jamie and Darby. This plants a seed in Josh that their relationship might not be as organic as he once thought.
A Child Imitating an Adult
Josh: For the first time in my life, I've stopped thinking of myself as a child imitating an adult.
Cornelia: You feel that way too?

Spending time with those younger than him made Josh finally feel like a true adult. Cornelia agrees.
I Wish You'd Look at Me
Cornelia: I wish you'd look at me the way you look at Jamie and Darby. When we first met, you wooed me with romantic emails.
Josh: It wouldn't make sense for me to send you emails now when we're in the same room all the time.

Cornelia notices how Josh admires Jamie and wishes he would pay her the same attention. To Josh, he lives with her and sees her all the time, which he sees as everything he should be doing.
We Were Just 25
Cornelia: Why do you suddenly want to hang out with a couple of 25-year olds?
Josh: We were just 25. I mean, we weren't, but you know.

At first, Cornelia is confused as to why Josh wants to hang out with folks so much younger than him. Josh does not see age as a big factor, citing that they were recently--and by recently he means 20 years ago--25 themselves.

The Best Jokes from the Justin Bieber Roast

Ah, Justin Bieber: the boy king of obnoxious turds everywhere. And yet, despite his immature antics and awkwardly suggestive underwear ads, you have to admit the guy is talented. Whether you harbor a secret crush on Justin Bieber, or can’t stand the sight of him, we can all join together in appreciation of that most sacred celebrity ritual: the roast.

Bieber put on his big boy pants and sat through the hilarious, but obviously painful experience of being made fun of by fellow celebs. Comedy Central gathered everyone from Kevin Hart to Martha Stewart, Ludacris to Shaquille O’Neal in order to take jabs at the easiest target in Hollywood.

Cursing yourself for not getting tickets earlier? Fear not! Even Beiber-haters without televisions can enjoy the jokes at his expense. Here we’ve crafted a thorough collection of wild and funny jokes from the Justin Bieber Roast to get you up to date in no time. You’ll find some of the best quotes from the Justin Bieber roast, ranging from jabs at Justin, to pokes at other presenters, and even a couple great punches thrown by the Beib himself.

So whether you love him or hate him, can’t get enough of him or can’t even handle him right now, get ready to have a good time. Don’t worry Bie-liebers, though some of the jokes are a little more heavy-handed than others, the Bieb did a great job of laughing along. He may even forgive you for laughing too.
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"You've become a cocky little sh*t. You are the King Joffrey of pop."

"Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one."

“Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”

“Ebola patients hear about ‘Bieber fever’ and say, ‘I’m gonna go ahead and ride this one out.'"

“You have it all. Except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy."

"Justin's fans are called Beliebers, because these days it's considered politically incorrect to use the term retards."

"Justin, Selena Gomez had to f*ck you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history."

“Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.”

"... You haven't put out an album in three years. What are you doing? If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of One Direction f*cking your fans."

"Lately a lot of people have been pointing their fingers at you — and those are just lesbians showing the barber how they want their haircut."

Furious 7 movie quotes reunite the Fast & Furious crew for a seventh film in the action series. Written by Chris Morgan based on characters by Gary Scott Thompson, the film was directed by James Wan. In the final appearance in the series of late actor Paul Walker, Furious 7 opened in IMAX on April 3, 2015.

In Furious 7, many of the characters from Fast & Furious 6 have since settled into normal lives, including Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker), who has married Mia (Jordana Brewster), sister of fellow street racer/badass Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel). But it doesn't take long for the sins of their past, namely in defeating Owen Shaw, to come back to haunt them.

Dominic receives a phone call from Owen's brother, trained mercenary Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham), with a warning. Moments later, the Toretto home is blown up, an action that sets off an epic war between both sides. So Dominic and Brian reunite the crew (including Dwyane Johnson, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Michelle Rodriguez and Tyrese Gibson) to prepare for a battle like nothing they've seen before.

Furious 7 races into theaters which are already showing other top films such as Get Hard, Hard, Insurgent, Cinderella (2015), and The Gunman.
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The Most Important Thing in Life
Dominic Toretto: The most important thing in life will always be the people right here, right now. That's what's real.

Reflecting on what he's learned in life, Dominic explains that nothing in life is as important as your loved ones. Whether you're related by blood or not, those folks are family.
You Don't Know Me
Dominic Toretto: Hello?
Deckard Shaw: Dominic Toretto, you don't know me. You're about to.

Dominic receives a call from Deckard Shaw who warns him of a battle that is about to begin between them two. Moments later, the Toretto home is blown up. Clearly, Shaw is not messing around.
His Big, Bad Brother
Luke Hobbs: We did this. You remember London's Owen Shaw? This is his big, bad brother. He's a special forces assassin. They created a monster.

Luke fills the rest of the crew in on Deckard Shaw, the brother of former foe Owen Shaw. Deckard is not one to take lightly so the crew prepares for war.
We're Being Hunted
Tej Parker: We're being hunted.

To point out the obvious, Tej remarks that they are being hunted for the things they did previously. Deckard Shaw is after them for killing Owen Shaw, setting the stage for quite the battle.
I Got Family
Frank Petty: Shaw lives in a world that doesn't play by your rules. Like it or not, you and your friends are a part of it now.
Dominic Toretto: I don't have friends. I got family.

Law enforcement agent Frank Petty explains the sheer magnitude of the battle that the crew is involved in with Deckard Shaw, whether they want to or not. Dominic is not shaken by this insight, knowing his crew, which he deems his family, will be there for each other.
It Ain't Just About Being Fast
Dominic Toretto: This time, it ain't just about being fast.

Just before sending the crew on a wicked stunt, Dominic offers some parting advice. It's no longer about just being fast. There are lives at stake, theirs.
You Need Some Fresh Air?
Roman Pearce: Can somebody just walk me through what we supposed to be doing?
Tej Parker: Yo, Roman, you need some fresh air?
Brian O'Conner: Just when you didn't think it could get any better, huh?

Prior to the crew jumping out of an airplane in a bunch of cars, Roman, quite reasonably, has some fears. Surely anyone who'd jump out of an airplane, in a car or not, would have some level of anxiety about the stunt.
Takes Crazy to a Whole 'Nother Level
Tej Parker: We've got mercenaries after us with weapons that could wipe out small countries.
Roman Pearce: This right here takes crazy to a whole 'nother level.

In all their adventures, the Fast crew has not dealt with any enemies quite as ruthless or armed as Deckard Shaw. This is unlike any test they've seen before and will change them all for life.
One Last Ride
Brian O'Conner: So what's the plan, dawg?
Dominic Toretto: One last ride

Brian and Dominic share a moment together before embarking on what could be their last ride. They've had some amazing times together and take a moment to appreciate that before making one more.
Best Thing That Ever Happened to Him
Mia Toretto: The white picket fence is like an anchor on him. I can tell. I don't want him to be disappointed with his life.
Dominic Toretto: Mia, you're the best thing that ever happened to him.

Mia wonders if husband Brian is bored by typical suburban family life, knowing his prior adventures were much more exciting. But as Dominic reassures her, she is the best thing that could have happened to Brian.

Cut Bank movie quotes bring the thrills as one small town deals with a murder that just happened to be captured on video. The crime mystery was written by Roberto Patino and directed by Matt Shakman. After appearing at the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival, Cut Bank opened on April 3, 2015.

In Cut Bank, Dwayne (Liam Hemsworth) is helping his girlfriend, Cassandra (Teresa Palmer), prepare for a beauty pageant by filming her introducing their small town of Cut Bank, Montana. That is interrupted when in the background of the scene, mailman Georgie (Bruce Dern), is shot. As a result, mail is delayed, something that terribly angers local nut job Derby (Michael Stuhlbarg).

Dwayne takes the tape to the police and along with Cassandra's father, Stan (Billy Bob Thornton), who is also Cassandra's father, Sheriff Vogel (John Malkovich) begins to investigate the murder. A generous reward is offered for information on Georgie's body, one that Dwayne seeks to claim, but considering that Georgie is not in fact dead and possibly conspiring with Dwayne to cash in, this creates a tricky situation. Meanwhile, hell bent on retrieving his parcel, Derby begins hunting down those involved in the shooting with Dwayne first on his list.

Cut Bank brings the mystery to theaters which are already showing other great films including Furious 7, Get Hard, Hard, Insurgent, and Cinderella (2015).
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A Video of the Murder
Sheriff Vogel: So, we got ourselves a video of the murder.
Dwayne: Yes, sir
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Sheriff Vogel: The first murder this town has ever seen.

Sheriff Vogel, Stan and Dwayne talk about the murder, the first in town. Isn't it convenient that there just happens to be a video tape of the event?
Welcome to Cut Bank, Montana
Dwayne: Come on, give it another go. The video's on.
Cassandra: I'm not ready, Dwayne. I need another rehearsal.
Dwayne: There's no time for rehearsal. The sun's falling.
Cassandra: I feel stupid, Dwayne.
Dwayne: Well, you look like a starlet.
Cassandra: Really?
Dwayne: Yeah, just like Natalie Wood. Think about it like it's just me and you practicing in your room, okay? I'll video the rehearsal.
Cassandra: Okay... Hi! Welcome to Cut Bank, Montana, where the Rockies meet the plains. My name's Cassandra Steeley and I'd like to show you my town full of cheer and wanted kindness. Here, we're surrounded by miles and miles of wheat and canola fields and soaring mountains. There's a Blackfoot indian reservation nearby that gives us rich cultural diversity. Cut Bank's a treasure... Dwayne?
Dwayne: Stay down!

In preparation for her beauty pageant, Cassandra films a video with boyfriend Dwayne. Suddenly their moment is interrupted when in the background, a mailman is shot.
You're Really Getting All That Money?
Cassandra: Is it true you're really getting all that money? How much?
Dwayne: A lifetime sum

With a big reward offered for information on the murdered postal worker, Dwayne and Cassandra think they are coming into a bunch of money. It may not be entirely that simple, however.
Where's the Mail?
Clerk: Well, Derby, ain't you become ever so handsome? What can I do you for?
Derby: Waiting on a parcel
Clerk: You ain't heard? They murdered the mailman.
Derby: Where's the mail?
Clerk: They kidnapped it.

The mail clerk informs local nut job Derby that because the mailman has been murdered, his parcel is not available. This, the missing package, not the murder, does not sit well with Derby.
Secret Business with Derby Milton
Gretchen: So what's this secret business you got with Derby Milton? He stopped by Drewry's after hours last night asking about you, worked up on Harvey real good.

Gretchen wonders what Dwayne and Derby are working on together. At least she assumes that they are working together. Dwayne, on the other hand, learns that in reality, Derby is trying to hunt him down.
I'm On To You
Stan: What the hell's going on here? I come here with my prospective buyer and you make me out to be an imbecile. All the blinds are shut. There's enough beer cans over there for a three-day binge. Phonograph turning. Looks like a hobo camp in here.
Dwayne: It won't happen again, sir.
Stan: You're damn right... Is your brow sweating?
Dwayne: No, sir
Stan: Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you.
Dwayne: I've been cleaning them parts like you said and I'm sorry about the beer.
Stan: I'm on to you.
Dwayne: What are you talking about?
Stan: Of all the places you can point a camera, you point it at a money-making crime? Now that's downright lucky and lucky don't run in your blood. You and me both know that.
Dwayne: It'd take perfect execution to pull off that ploy and I ain't smart for that.
Stan: Your squirrely ass don't want to know what would happen if you don't stick around. You abused my trust. I thought better of you.

Stan suspects that something with Dwayne's story is amiss and confronts him about this thought. The fact that the shop is in disarray, like someone has been living there, only supports this theory.
Where I Can Find My Parcel
Derby: I would appreciate if you told me where I can find my parcel.

Derby wants his parcel and is not messing around in getting just that. Whatever is in that package is worth spilling some blood to Derby.
Stick to the Plan!
Dwayne: What in the hell are you up to here?
Georgie: Dwayne!
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Dwayne: You gotta be on point! Stick to the plan!

Dwayne confronts Georgie, the supposedly murdered mailman from the video. It seems Georgie is not in fact dead and perhaps he and Dwayne are conspiring together.
That Mailman's Dead Body
Joe: All I need is to see that mailman's dead body and we are set!
Sheriff Vogel: I've got a town full of concerned citizens and a puzzle of a case.
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Sheriff Vogel: At lunch there was a postal inspector. They gotta find the body first.
Dwayne: The body?

Postal inspector Joe informs Sheriff Vogel that before any reward money will be paid, they need the body of murdered mailman Georgie. This complicates things, especially for Dwayne.
We Gotta Leave Town
Dwayne: We gotta leave town tonight. There's a man on a rampage. He's coming after me.

Dwayne informs Cassandra that staying in town is not safe. Derby is out for blood in the wake of the mailman shooting and Dwayne is right in Derby's crosshairs.

Ex Machina movie quotes follow what happens when the lines between human and robot are blurred. The British science fiction thriller was written and directed by Alex Garland in his directorial debut. Ex Machina opened in theaters in the United Kingdom on January 23, 2015, then in the United States on April 10, 2015.

In Ex Machina, programmer Caleb (Domhnall Gleeson) ventures to the sprawling estate of his employer, Nathan (Oscar Isaac), after winning a contest to spend time with the company CEO. Upon arriving, however, Caleb learns that his visit is actually to conduct a Turing Test, to determine if a machine's behavior is indistinguishable between that of a human's, on a cyborg named Ava (Alicia Vikander).

Caleb is smitten with Ava, including romantically, but when Ava appears to know things about Nathan that Caleb does not, Caleb begins to doubt if Nathan is being completely honest. Also know that if she fails Caleb's test she will likely be destroyed, Ava manipulates Caleb to take her side against Nathan to save her. But are her feelings for him real or just a byproduct of programming? That's what Caleb must really determine.

Ex Machina bring some sci-fi action to theaters already showing other great films such as Furious 7, Cut Bank, Get Hard, Hard, and Insurgent.
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If I Fail Your Test
Ava: They are going to test you.
Caleb: Why me?
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Ava: What will happen to me if I fail your test?

Ava wants to know what will happen to her if Caleb's Turing Test on her fails. She suspects that she will be destroyed and she's not wrong.
What Lies?
Caleb: Can we talk about the lies you've been spitting me?
Nathan: What lies?

Caleb confronts Nathan about what Ava told him about Nathan's deception. Nathan denies any wrongdoing but that does not deter Caleb's concerns.
Do You Want to Be My Friend?
Ava: Do you want to be my friend?
Caleb: Of course
Ava: Will it be possible?
Caleb: Why will it not be?

Ava asks if she and Caleb can be friends. While Caleb doesn't see any reason why they could not be, it appears that Ava knows something he does not.
How Do You Feel?
Nathan: Answer me this. How do you feel about her?
Caleb: Her AI is beyond doubt.
Nathan: No, nothing analytical, just, how do you feel?
Caleb: I feel that she's amazing.
Nathan: Dude! Now the question is, how does she feel about you? Does Ava actually like you or is she pretending to like you? Self awareness, manipulation, sexuality, now if that isn't true, now what is?

Now that Caleb has spent some time with Ava, Nathan wants to know what he thinks about her. Caleb is smitten with her, but as Nathan explains, her affection back might not be entirely genuine.
Greatest Scientific Event in the History of Man
Nathan: This building isn't a house. It's a research facility and I want to talk to you about what I'm researching. You want to see something cool? You are dead center of the greatest scientific event in the history of man.

Nathan explains exactly where Caleb is, a research facility. Nathan also explains how important the work of the facility is, though his hubris may be a little blown out of proportion.
You're Freaked Out
Nathan: Caleb, I'm just going to throw this out there so it's said, okay? You're freaked out. You're freaked out by meeting me, having this conversation in this room at this moment, right? But, can we just get past that, the whole employer-employee thing?
Caleb: It's good to meet you, Nathan.
Nathan: It's good to meet you too, Caleb.

Caleb, upon arriving at Nathan's estate, meets his employer. Reasonably, Caleb is a little freaked out by being there, a feeling Nathan hopes to soothe.
Caleb, You're Wrong
Caleb: Did you know that Nathan brought you here to test me?
Ava: Caleb, you're wrong.
Caleb: Wrong about what?
Ava: Nathan, you shouldn't trust anything he says.

Ava warns Caleb that Nathan is not as trusting as he seems. She does not elaborate but says enough to plane the seed of doubt into Caleb's head.
Sexuality as a Diversion Tactic
Ava: Do you think about me when we aren't together?
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Caleb: Did you give her sexuality as a diversion tactic?
Nathan: This is your insecurity talking, not your intellect.

Caleb confronts Nathan about Ava's programming, specifically if her sexuality is meant to distract him from properly completing the Turing Test. Nathan, as usual, denies any wrongdoing.
The Human Component in a Turing Test
Nathan: Over the next few days, you're going to be the human component in a Turing Test.

Nathan breaks down the basic premise of why Caleb has been brought to the research facility. Caleb has been tasked with testing if he can tell whether Ava, an artificial being, is real or simply a machine.
You Have to Help Me
Ava: Caleb, you have to help me.

Knowing her days are numbered, Ava pleads to Caleb to save her from destruction. While she is just an artificial being, she feels alive and does not want to lose that feeling.

The Longest Ride movie quotes bring the Nicholas Sparks romance novel of the same name for a big screen adaptation. Adapted by Craig Bolotin, the drama was directed by George Tillman, Jr. The Longest Ride opened in theaters in the United States on April 10, 2015.

In The Longest Ride, college student Sophia (Britt Robertson) attends a bull riding event with friends, a place completely out of her element. There, she meets bull rider Luke (Scott Eastwood) and the two instantly hit it off. Some time later, they come upon a car crash where they meet Ira (Alan Alda).

Sophia begins to spend time with Ira reading him love letters he once wrote to his love Ruth (Oona Chaplin). This exercise provides points of parallels between Sophia's relationship with Luke and Ira's with Ruth. As Ira explains, love takes work and sacrifice, something Sophia and Luke learn about first hand when both are at crossroads in their lives.

The Longest Ride joins theaters already showing a number of other great April 2015 films including Ex Machina, Furious 7, Cut Bank, Get Hard, and Home.
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Don't Know How to Make This Work
Luke: I just don't know how to make this work.
Sophia: I don't either, but I know that I want to.

Neither Luke nor Sophia know how to make their relationship work but both want to work things out. They must find a way to compromise if they want to find that happily ever after.
I Met a Girl
Sophia: What am I in for here?
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Sophia: Hey!
Luke: Keep it.
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Luke: I met a girl.
Linda: You meet girls all the time.
Luke: No, not like this. This one's different.

After Sophia and Luke's unlikely meeting at a bull riding event, Luke is smitten with her. He tells his mother, Linda, about her, explaining that she's not like any of his other conquests.
We Come From Such Different Worlds
Sophia: We come from such different worlds but I've never felt this way about anybody. No one has ever done anything like this for me before.

Sophia remarks about how different she and Luke are. While they are complete opposites, they fit together quite well.
Happy Ever After
Ira: I wish I could tell you it would all be happy ever after. Not everybody gets that.
Sophia: You did.
Ira: For Ruth and I, it wasn't that simple.

Ira and Sophia discuss love with Ira emphasizing that it takes hard work and sacrifice. Sophia sees love as something that is simple but Ira greatly disagrees.
Want Me to Read Them to You?
Sophia: I just came to drop this off.
Ira: Where'd you get that?
Sophia: From your car
Ira: I haven't been able to read these for years.
Sophia: You want me to read them to you?
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Sophia: April 10, 1940: My dearest Ruth, I remember that dress you wore even when I'd forgotten my own name.

When Sophia returns a parcel to Ira, she begins reading the letters inside to him. It doesn't take long for Sophia to see a parallel between her relationship with Luke to Ira's relationship with Ruth.
Luke, You Need to Stop
Doctor: Luke, you need to stop or next time you're more likely going to pick him up at the morgue.
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Luke: This is my life. It's all I know!
Sophia: I can't be with someone if every time they walk out the door I don't know if I'm going to see them again.

Luke does not agree with advice from his doctor that he needs to stop bull riding. It's all he knows, but Sophia makes some good points against staying the norm.
Call 911
Luke: You see that?
Sophia: What?
Luke: Call 911!

Luke and Sophia come upon a car accident scene and jump in to help. Little do either of them know, this chance encounter with the passenger inside will change both of them forever.
Love Requires Sacrifice
Ira: Love requires sacrifice, but it's worth it.

In perhaps the best relationship advice out there, Ira explains that truly enjoying love means both have to sacrifice. To get there can be difficult but once you reach that point, it's bliss.

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